Amazon Already Ruined The Wheel of Time in the First Episode

SPOILER ALERT: Prime Video's adaption of Robert Jordan's beloved fantasy series, The Wheel of Time, is dead on arrival in episode one. In all the same ways the latest Dune film was so fantastic because it honored the author's original intent and vision in the case of Frank Herbert's 1965 science fiction novel, what Amazon did with WoT is a travesty. But this is what you get when the fulfillment of Carl R. Trueman's Rise and Triumph of the Modern Self meets the Woketopia Progressive penchant for revisionism and treating every written work as a living document. All you had to do, Bezos Inc., was tell the story we already liked. Instead, you decided you knew better. And whatever this is, it is not the Robert Jordan fantasy epic we have come to know, nor do we like it. Blech. Unsee.