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Mar 11, 2016 54 min

Amberville Heroes #16

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Our Heroes are on their way to a secret lab. WHAT WILL BE FOUND INSIDE!? Amberville Heroes is a real play FATE powered superhero podcast. Comic books for your ears! This game's mustard is Alex (@happypuke), and Heroes are Obscurity (Shannon - @_puppyfish), Grav-Gal (James - @darthmoblo), and Quiry (Jake - @jaehighfive))

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Hey everybody, it's your game, Mustard, Alex Crank. Today with me, I have Jessa Jungle. Hi. I'm going to respond like that's my name.

Okay, and we also have James Jamly. Hello, Adam. And Spina and Gardner. Hi, Mustard, Gronkers.

Is that your new thing? Yeah. You better write down because you're gonna forget it. I did, I was the first thing I wrote, fans, equal mustard, Gronkers.

Welcome to the adventure, Mr. Gronkers. Who would like to tell us what happened last episode? Anybody?

I did last one, I take way too long. I had three minutes. Yeah, so somebody else. I can do that.

I'm gonna try. Okay, Jamly. Thanks. I'm Jeff O' Thank you.

Thank you for coming. I'm Jeff O' Thank you for coming. I'm playing back the tape. Nope.

So what happened is we got a phone call from a serious voice that said, how do I need protection? Was there a body of tests? I wish we knew. Unfortunately, it took us three days to answer a phone call.

Anyway, the voice on the line said that they needed witness protection. We link up with Ziffyke's brother Ladybug to visiting heroes from the Leipus Harbor that offered to help give him the protection. We met this mysterious figure. He told us that he was working at a clone factory in town that was cloning superheroes and that goobo was a failed clone.

It's very sad. Poor goobes. So query went around and decided to scope out this base so that there can be hijinks and capers in this episode. Okay.

It was kind of a low key up. It was. I mean, everybody did small things. We got dark blades back up and around in board games, I scoped out or query scoped out some more drink trucks.

There's a mysterious break building being constructed. Yeah. Now. Now we are in the base that scoping out has been done.

You have an EMP electronic MP. Yes. Electronic minister. Yeah.

Yeah. I don't know. MP stands for. Okay.

So what is the East Air Force electric electric? Oh, because P stands for. Pulsals together. Oh, you've got the EMPs.

You got the electronic MPs and you're in the base. What are you doing? What's going on? Tell me what you guys doing?

Wait, what base we in? You're on. That was easy guys. I was like, oh, wait.

Oh, well, we need to fly in. Let's get through this. Super fence. I'm going to tell them everything I know.

So there are cameras, vibration sensors, radio wavelength sensors, motion detectors. The fence itself is electrified to touch and maybe made out of a complicated problem. I'm not sure. It's unsure whether or not we'll be able to breach it.

It's also unsafe to climb. There is no entrance. They fly in by plane. It seems to be a single entrance to a lower facility.

It is pumping out a certain amount of power, which means whatever is underground is probably larger than we're expecting. So we have a couple options. You can fly us in, but that won't take care of the camps or the motion sensors. We could go into ground, but we have to find a way to get there.

Right. Alternately, I did purchase an electromagnetic pulse grenade from a couple of black market sources. It gives us the option to turn everything off in the facility, which may be a larger risk if what's down there is keeping all the clones in. Right.

Yes. So we could have a clone breakout. We could try to go and set off the alarms or get extremely lucky. Explain the lucky part.

We wing it by jumping over the fence. Well, I mean, I could cut the fence open with a laser. I'm sure. We don't know what they have underneath the surface.

On the other hand, fortune favors the bowl. Security. Do you have any words? I'm just going to start trying to pull together some gadgets that might help with obstacles.

You've got gadgets. I'm practicing my invisibility in front of them. You're practicing it. Yeah, you don't need to practice.

Fair enough. What are you doing? I'm getting better. What?

Going invisible. What do you mean? So people can't see me. You do more so.

I'm just going to pull up my phone and have the sensors on there. You're still getting off the heat signature. I want to try harder. I will try my hardest.

I'm just going to keep a little bit of the different filters. If I can help her get better. I mean, she's not going to know she's undetectable until I tell her. Right.

Okay. So you're going to get more invisible. Yes. Harder.

I'm going to go invisible. Yes. You're going to get more harder. You're making a plan which plan.

What are you guys going to do? Tell me what you do and then I will react. Can I spend a big one? For what?

I would like to train Shannon. It's a lesson. It is a lesson. Train Shannon for what?

I don't know. Actually refresh. You're all back up to top number. Oh, cool.

I mean, I would like to see if I can possibly look into how to train invisible people. Maybe I call it some like contacts. She's not the first invisible person in the world. Visible persons for Donnie.

I mean, known as the Game Master comes down and is like, you have to level up. After you defeat the main bad guy, it will be in about four episodes. You have to level up. Pretty good.

All right. I think in four episodes it will be okay. Let's just wait until then. We'll make sure the big bad guy reveals themselves.

Take care of it. You'll level up. Yes. I do want to see if I can use my favorite point to not only train her to actually be actively involved, not as passively involved to try to help her.

All right. But also I would like to see if I can gather up some bafflers for security systems. So you're just trying to gather gear. Yes.

But I mean, I would like to create an advantage for when I do try to breach by doing these things. That's why I'm starting to say point. Okay. So I will say role resources to create advantage against security systems.

Okay. I don't know. Can I use my gadgets for that? Do you have resources?

I don't have resources, but I have gadgets so that I can roll into the things. Okay. What thing will you roll under? How about context?

Just to see who I can get a hold of. Okay. All right. Four.

Okay. So you create an advantage and you can get a plus two on your role to disable security systems because you get the right equipment. Okay. So like the right hand or right up the phone.

Cool. So yeah, you now have a floating plus two that you can use against defeating security systems. What do you want to do? Awesome.

Thank you. Is there anything near the fences? Not that we saw. I mean, I was able to scope an undisturbed.

There was nothing controlling outside the fences. Or trees or hills. It was slightly hilly. Well, I didn't have guards wandering outside.

I'm just going to say I think after a day of preparation, we should just go into our night. Probably getting in. I'm going to try to think. I think our first bet should be to let her do her thing and see if she can do it.

If not, then we need to disable the security system. No, so what's she going to throw her in there? Just fly her over. But once they just censor us.

Well, that's what we need to know. Yes. But she's invisible. I'm not though.

How are you going with it? Well, how are you going to go with that? You can't lift her up with gravity. I can try.

I'll do my best to take the drugs on her. I'll do my best to do drugs. You're telling me to load the drugs now? It just makes me want to do it harder.

Okay. Gravity else going hard. I'll just say, here's the plan. I'll hack into the security system.

She'll try to get in. I'll try to redirect the security system so it doesn't notice her. If it does notice her, we have the MPN of that pocket, but we need to prepare for anything. Anything would be an army of clones coming out to kill us.

Yes. What's their plan? Run. I think they're bad.

Yeah, when they disable their micro-control chips. I don't know. I don't think I would ever get it. I don't think I would ever go below a clone army.

That's true. Even a bad clone army is still a clone army. Yeah, I want to get there a little bit. I'll do well.

Good one. Good one. Good one. Good guy.

Now. Anyway, we're going into a certain amount of risk. If you run into the supervillains, you should be expected to fight the supervillains. These are what's going to happen.

Getting there on foot. Parking the truck. Where are we walking? I don't think leaving a vehicle near the base is a great idea if you can fly.

Well, I can fly. You can take us with? Yeah. You could lift probably two people with you.

All right. You would be going sideways. Yeah, what about me, guys? He's got blades.

I can figure it out. He's doing it. He's doing it. He's doing it.

He's doing it. I got it. I got it. I got it.

I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it.

I got it. I got it. I propose that we park a truck off site. I know.

I'm on quarter of a mile. That would give you a reasonable amount of space if we needed to get away. We won't show up on any immediate patrols, most likely. And to be able to transport all of us within a relative issue.

Any other questions? You and this will not go well. Yeah. At least you're realistic.

Yeah. I've got nothing else to say. I'm going to go rest. Okay.

So you're going to rest up first? Yeah. I'm going to see if I can tend to my condition or my consequences that I'm still working on. Okay.

You can rest for a couple of days to get everything prepared. It's going to get your equipment too. Okay. That's good.

Everybody can get all healed up. Okay. I'll erase my fresh wounds. Yeah.

I've bruised my eyes. Fresh ones. Fresh ones. Fresh ones.

Fresh ones. The fresh ones with Bel Air. Yeah. That sounds like a fantasy series.

Like Warring Kings. Yeah. There are wounds in our countryside. No wounds.

The King of Bel Air. The wounds run deep in all heroes. We will never trust the Greek. You've been talking like this for the last two days.

This is different. This is a bit like King Lee. What I was doing before was I'm an old man. I am dying slowly.

I've spent my life playing back man. I've wasted it. It's a sick Billy Mitchell. If we even tried Mrs.

Bagman. You're missing so much. I've heard she has a bow. I've never even looked.

I've only heard rumors. Oh, wait. Let's go figure that out about the pack man extended universe. What?

There's a baby. They've been married. They made more than two games. Oh, yes.

They make it in my beloved 3D. Yes, of course. Oh, I love it. There's one of you.

I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it.

I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it.

I love it. I love it. There's one where you can answer PacMan's mail and take them on a date. OK.

I just love it. I just love him when he's eating dots cause I wish I would eat dots. OK, anyway. Let's see.

Kenny Byle. Someone's in as well. But I mean do you have her talking old man voice for a while? You're called Jellyarrind.

Where's the power of dots? Alright so. Yum drops. Get away from Pacman Man.

Pacman chemotherapy. Fun ones we bombbag man. Is that auto? Packed ass Pacman man.

and do it every episode every week for a year I This game after like three weeks for like me. I thought this music was good Okay, so those days pass it is time for the time to happen Okay, oh that's where that voice is from it's just a ripoff of timekeeper You know timekeeper no comedy bang bang. Oh, okay timekeeper. Does it keep time keeping all of the time?

Okay, it's time for the time to happen Okay Grab the other plenty of our reject Alright, so what's the plan don't exactly what's happening In the truck of the motorcycles Make sure they're there so when it gets stolen It's still answering phones Okay, so Yeah You're like lifting them over the fence Okay V.O. What just offense just see if I can find a wireless signal somewhere okay I thought you're like touch the fence until it's active I'm not working right in password to do for this is cloning base It's his Wi-Fi phone No, no joke for a long time my actual Wi-Fi home was sometimes I sit wonder Wi-Fi which I thought was super great I mean I'm not against it. Do you like Wi-Fi phone better? Okay, so yeah, you see a wireless signal, but it does seem to be encrypted.

Okay, can I try to make a machine using gadgets in my Manage oh you're plus two advantage is um, I was just like a tech thing. I know as far as skills go Yeah, um, I guess that could be a thing. I'm gonna have burglary. I have yeah I guess use burglary to be hacking.

Okay use burglary Hashtag be hacking I just rolled like a terrible role at least you use nobody I'm using Okay, um you're able to like access some stuff but some other stuff seems behind other firewalls like there's like multiple layers of Stuff what did they get into? basic systems like lights and Like heating okay, so you can like you can control you can control stuff you could like a thermostat or a switch I mean are they exterior lights or no? Yes, I will turn up the Okay I will Yeah That's six all right you get in deeper you control some camera's biometric sensors so like that okay I'm gonna turn off everything that I can and for the cameras See if I can just lock them in one direction, okay, and then that we can weave in between where the gaps are not kind of show them I'll do a quick map. Okay, we're safe to go in and where's not okay.

All right, I would recommend that That one go in first. Okay. See what she can do is dark out here. You're pointing to me No, we point to you know is more oh The stealthy one the one that gets into place.

Oh, whoops. I'm I doing I like was totally zone in No, definitely not long to bring a base. It's dangerous. You could hurt yourself No, I'm disabled I said a bunch of cameras to be shooting off the word directions I'm not sure to turn off the lights.

Okay, there's no guarantee that you'll be safe going in But we will be watching you and I recommend that you go in first because you're probably safe within rest of us Okay, okay, do you want to try to lift her in over the fence? I will attempt to grab lift There you go Okay, you lift her up over the fence you're up over the fence your other friends Yes, or anything is anything lighting up on my own. No, that seems to be You need to turn off something No, no, I can give you You notice off in the distance. There's like there's a little light that's kind of floating around We've got the highest me you notice that there's like a small drone, okay, like flying around just kind of spotlighting Like just kind of covering around it's about 70 yards away at the moment But it's just kind of like covering around in the pattern.

Okay, I'm going to signal drone It's like Yeah Yeah, it looks like a higher tech version of that okay looks like an advanced version of a drone, but yeah I'm trying to ground it. Okay, but Making it super heavy. All right. You make it heavy and burns out its engines go blue, but then you hear a little voice coming from it's like engines malfunctioned Where am I?

What's happening? Wait increased and to do malfunction. Okay, three malfunction engine one malfunction is someone there? Yeah, we're just another round no you're just here the drone talking Listen, so I don't know what you guys doing you just your phone go bring it here Here Presence I don't care get away.

Are you trying to get away from you guys? I will take a look at it turn it off if you want to put it next to me But if you are afraid then get the hell out of here what's going on? I just go bad for it I'll do like what I did to the drugs right? All right As you look it's like flying under unknown power All right, so we do now We are in Yeah, y'all are in try finding it okay Everybody going to find the entrance.

Yes. All right. You go and you find a door. It's got like a like a fingerprint scanner Joshua give us a fingerprint query already hacks past the biometric scanner, so you're currently controlling them Okay, you're in there's like a long hallway that ends in elevator Do you three want to take this?

I'm trying to comment on the other cat like after it's moving yes, okay? Okay, all right, so everybody else is getting in the elevator Okay, the elevator goes on for a long time So you have to be pretty quick to get on top of it. Okay, well I can just use my scarf to wrap around the cable to right slide down in circles Okay, all right, it goes on for a long time you guys are there for a while and you hear the elevator like kind of got the floor There's like real fame music As the roll up my skills level seven So like Now there's like there's a panel of buttons, but most of them have a key there's one that you were able to push Okay, it's like the bottom one so you're not Okay Okay No, you're kind of like a pretty blank cement shaft you can get back down to the elevator Okay, you're walking down kind of a long hallway. There's like offshoot hallways and labs and stuff You seem to have gotten in relatively easily.

Okay, you hear voices in the distance where they sound computerized Okay Different directions tell me like what approximately you're heading for the labs Okay Yes, you find a set of labs the door seems to it was at one point magnetically locked But all of the biometric centers have been crack open. Okay, so the door is wide open. There's much too windows Okay, all right you go in you find a bunch of microscopes and monitors and stuff everything's off But there's like there's like big refrigerator stuff with like full vials and samples They look at tissue samples like bio stuff, okay Similar to what was still in the university a lot of it. Yeah, um you do notice a lot of it.

There's like one refrigerator full of samples and Like there's different tissue samples and different blood samples and one rack a lot of the samples seem to be at different heights Like there's some blood that's like sitting in the bottom of the vials with an other vial's of blood with the blood at the top of the vials And I kind of floating and then there's a whole another shelf that has that looks like it's organized similarly, but like half of the tubes Don't have anything in them. Okay, okay? Yeah, like one is one says a replicant one and one says replicant two Okay, and there's a couple of other ones, but those two seem to be the most like odd Okay I guess like the samples. Yeah, like They're just numbers and stuff like what are you gonna do with them?

I'm just singing like You that's just they're given like random numbers. You can't really decipher anything about the codes, but You can't tell that some of them are floating and some of them seem empty. Okay, I know to taste it Yeah Yeah Sorry Over to You find a door that leads to a staircase going down even further Okay, and every like it seems like there's like a flight there and another biometric sensor and the flight is there another biometric sensor Until you come to a door that's like physically locked with like chains and keys I see in there's like a one of those real thin glass windows with all the mesh in front of it And you see like a huge row like two huge rows of large green tubes and seem to be body floating Okay I don't leave that for now until we meet back up with everybody. Okay, are there any computers or any databases that I can find Are you going to be different lab?

Yes, okay, so you're gonna go out and go to a different one Yeah, well, I guess I'll observe the bodies for a second. Are they just floating? No, that's okay, right? Yes, I leave that for now.

Okay, you have to go way back upstairs Okay, so as you climb back up a stairs or your head towards the voices as you get closer you hear One petite robot voice saying room all clear and the other one's saying room is always clear And then a couple seconds later goes room all clear and then that one is always clear and as you get closer Um, you see that there's like a small drone lab and there are two drones that are like half dismantled And one is pointing up with like it's flashlight on the ceiling and it's saying room all clear and there's another one on a different table Saying room always clear. Okay, every few seconds they repeat it. Okay, and then you see some other like miscellaneous projects roll notice All right, you notice that there are some beacons similar to the ones that you've seen before oh lovely Room all clear room always clear. Can I notice if they're looking at stuff?

Like are they scanning actively or they're not moving at all? The drones yeah one drone is scanning very actively one corner of the room because it is like it's like blades are taking apart And it's like propped up on a thing pointed directly at the corner of the room. Okay, all right What is what is he censoring with? He's got like a light and a camera, but it's all it's like pointed in one direction Room all clear room always clear Can I take a shot with a glue gun?

Okay, what are you gonna do with the blue? I just try to keep shoot it so the back of its head is stuck to the table like I just can't rotate can't move can't do it So the always pointing in that direction you try to stick the camera? Okay, yeah, yeah, I know it's kind of pretty static there right now Yeah, that doesn't mean it could move a roller right? Right, right you should glue on it.

Does it set it off? Okay, how about the other one that's pointing face down? Yeah, it seems to be completely pointed. I'll take another shot to keep that one side Place as well.

Okay, three. Okay, you glue both. Okay. I want to sneak into the room.

All right, they both keep repeating Okay, they don't notice me at all. I'm gonna take a peek at it too. Okay, but after scanning it to see if it has any trackers on it No, okay, I'm also gonna take a lot of photos. All right, so anything else in the room?

There is like somebody seems to have left their cell phone behind Okay, I'll take it. Okay, I'm gonna take around with it. All right, it's locked. No, no, this white code.

Can I turn it off? Yeah, yeah, remove this and go. Okay, so you're just taking this data. Yeah, okay, we'll have to wait to understand this assembly.

It's first. All right, cool All right, you just told you it's full. Okay, all right back to grab go. Yes.

All right, what do you do? Yes, there's more left around. Go to the next. All right, you find a microchip processing lab.

Yeah, it's like a bio chip thing. Like there's chips interacting with bio material. Okay. It's very like prototypes sitting out or whatever.

There's a little bit there's like hunks of weird meat with chips on them It doesn't seem suspicious. I'm not no delicious natural meats Okay, all right, you should make it Sorry, I'm scared again. Okay. Yeah, I'm looking for computers.

All right, you find a computer lab Okay, I'm gonna see if I can log in. I can end this system. You try to turn a computer on. Yes or no?

Yes. Okay, you turn a computer on And then like turns on okay, anything comes up Yeah, make a noise like a lot of good stuff. Okay, your computer turns on. All right, listen to me.

You're on this. Okay, but ask for a password Okay, I'm gonna start Yes and stuff A picture of a man and dog in his favorite book in a boat. The boat is called Queen Mary's Revenge Like what are you gonna guess? I don't know.

Can I try to hack it? Yes, rule burglary. Oh Negative one No, you don't you actually lock yourself on the computer. Oh good.

Good good. That's nice. Are there any drives or Discs thumbnails anything like that Yeah, there's like a spindle of CDs. Are they labeled?

Yes, what are they labeled? It's like number codes I'm gonna grab them. Did the whole spindle? How big is it?

It's like a tall spindle CDs. Yeah, wow. I'm gonna take a CD off of it Okay, so here's here's the thing this when they're on the spindle They're pretty organized because they're like they're stacked as a thing to the center organized if you take them off the spindle You have a pile of CDs. Yeah, I'll try to stack them in the order to take them off Into in your pockets.

Yeah Okay, all right, you've got two pockets full of handfuls of CDs That's funny to me. All right, okay, where Back to you in the tech lab. Yes. Yeah, I'm just gonna try to trace around the room see what see what's going on What kind of security is in the room camera?

Stuff they all seem to be off. Okay, I mean you shut all down Can I go up to one and put a track around one that would allow me to see what the camera sees? They try like like put a buffer hacker And then if there are any internet connections coming in the room, okay, they're wired I'm gonna put a little cap on the end of the wiring so I can track them from the Okay, try to do that. I'm just bodying them off really.

I mean, yeah, you're bugging the room. Yeah, you spend time doing that grab gale You're a computer start being Okay, you're going just to the very next one sure okay, you Open the door and there seems to be a bunch of Gurnis and like there's bodies on them with blankets over them kind of like a morgue situation Standard morgue sitch, you know like a like a me's morgue sitch. I will gather my courage and Okay, you see what looks like a fully functional goom and before they goo melt this You just kind of laying there breathing very shallowy shallowly Yes, these look to be normal size Yeah, like a black jump suit Like it's breathing or anything like just very shallow Yeah, yep, okay Okay I'm scaredy is there like a desk chair like a rolling chair and then yeah, can I feel forward this might be a stretch but can I like trip on the chair and End up like like falling back on my hands and hitting the keyboard Oh You're trying to bumble into the computer I will okay, it's been a fake point. I will let you Okay, yeah, okay, it's been a fake point.

I'll let you bumble your way into getting out of the computer Okay, but because you're failing forward You're able to log into the computer but the chair like goes rolling and on the other side of the room There's a flight of stairs like goes And you're logged into the computer, okay, but you hear the chair like tumbling What are you doing the computer? I'm gonna see what kind of programs it's running. All right. Um, it's not running anything currently because you just started it But there are a number of programs on the home screen.

Okay, anything that looks familiar or it's a lot of biometric testing stuff Um, there's like some tech programs some like spreadsheets stuff like that. Okay, Skype It starts automatically when you turn the computer off. It's annoying shit Flash needs an update Job job I Mean would be like breaking to someone's super villain based enough All right, what are you gonna do like Peter? Um, I'm gonna see if anything I'm gonna try to wipe it Something and then like it all right so you're gonna use a gadget to like download stuff to it All right, um, you're starting to download and like a bar comes up and it's like copying stuff and it like goes like Do a 10 but then you hear the chair like And then you hear like sliding and it's something to go and then you hear a big bump from down down the stairs Hi So you're a big boom and then it goes 12 and it like starts going slower So you got 12% The query you've plugged up the lab.

Yes. Did I hear that chair? You heard in the distance you heard late thumping of a chair. Yes, okay Because uh any noises are not good.

Okay. All right. Um, you go and you see obscurity on a computer and Oh, yeah, yeah, you walk into a lab and you see well, are you invisible? Okay?

No, I you see a computer and it says 12% And it's like slowly taking the goes 13% It's like a phone drive. I know that's okay. Um, you also uh, grab it. I've heard the commotion and clogging You're gonna go across the room downstairs.

Okay, uh, what do you do? Dark blades man. Uh, you know All right, you saw them stairs too I guess I'll head towards the moles. Okay.

Uh, you see a computer and it says 14% I'll go 15% to look at that. Okay Okay, who's next to you looking at the computer? Oh, hey It's still surprising Are invisible, right? Yeah, I should go check that out.

Yeah, maybe Okay, you're halfway down the stairs and you hear uh somebody walking. Oh, okay How is the ceiling on the circus? Um, it's it's kind of an arrow place. So I would say it's about six feet Do I try to climb up the walls?

Uh, you can kind of yeah, I'm just birdcheting to see what happens when they call up the stairs. Okay. Yeah Um, yep All right, you two dark dark blades comes in using like I found some stuff Like what? Uh, I found some computers I tried to get some data off of them.

I got frustrated next day after Uh I find place where they're testing on animals really Uh like dogs squirrels and rats. Hmm. So free or something the freest you could be So they want wild animals running around? No, they wouldn't be experimenting with animals anytime soon.

Oh, I see We're here I put a mother visitor. Okay. I seem miserable A dog talked to me. I'm not the son of a sailor promise.

I didn't kill 20 dogs Okay, queer me. Uh you hear something I get closer, but you don't see it Okay, and um you hear like coming up the stairs and as it's coming up the stairs the walls are like bowing out Oh Yeah, can I check it for infrared or uh, you can you're getting like very sparse infrared detection The walls are bowing out. Yeah, what are they made of? Um, it's like granite So granite is bowing.

Yeah, try to stay at the top of that ceiling Make sure I'm not going to hit by anything. I mean, okay, if you can get clearance, let's go if not a fuck, okay, um It it walks by you. Um You in the lab. What are you guys doing?

You're at 52% can we hear this granite? Yeah, you're like crunching and cranking cranking crampoline Do we have any sort of communication system with each other? You're right? You feel like this isn't his shoes every time.

Yeah, okay. Um, I'm gonna whisper to query Or did I see I assume I saw a query go down. Yeah, okay, because I stopped it where I was Okay, I'm gonna whisper to query and is that everything? Okay, I'm gonna very softly tap out that we have a problem in Morse code Okay, you get that message actually it's like I said Morse code on us 12.

Let's do this Take care of this right away. Oh good Okay, um, you see like the um you guys see the top of the stairs They're bowing out a bit more and like um you feel a presence of something coming into the room and everything starts to get really heavy And a lot of the computers are like like the cases of the computer start cracking and like caving in and then it's like 99% and it's like Like you pull it as it goes and like you guys seem like feel like twice as heavy You Didn't safely eject time to Is this gravity? Yes power. Yeah Yes, I'm very much Can I try and counteract it on myself?

Sure, I don't feel super heavy. Yep I can call that a ceiling out of the stairs. No, it seemed like you weren't being affected. It seemed like the the rock itself is being affected Okay, gotcha.

Yeah, cool. I was wondering if I felt on comically mid-huh. No, okay Well, I'm gonna fell off of us from ceiling to a thing of stairs. That would work Will I guess?

Yep. Yep. Well Three three okay, um you uh are the one now Okay, uh you are able to kind of counteract the gravity effect. Okay, um Shannon you still you feel pretty heavy and it sucks.

Um So we're pretty close to the thing. Yes, let's hang out. Okay. Um The the being goes un-invisible and it looks not so much like a gooperson, but looks like Uh a regular person.

It looks like a girl around the age of like 23 Um, and she's got like long black hair and she's wearing like a black jumpsuit. She looks more put together But still kind of featureless. Okay. Um And she sees you guys and she opens her mouth and lets out the clarity bell ask scream That shatters everything in the room.

Yay Screaming McGee. Yep, her name is screams McGee And that is more real cliffing until next time he rose Um, I've I have been your great your game mustard ham and cheese. This isn't even like you're just not even trying No, no What should I take on our ham and cheese? I'm your game mustard ham and cheese and you can find me at the happy pukes I'm berry mac and you can find me at underscore puppyfish.

I'll be roo-bin for friendship I'm berry mac and cheese J a a j a j a j f m e I spell it out every time because it's just too many haters out there There's three many haters. I've had at least no haters in the past week. I'm right. Hey hangers come at hangers.

Hey Hangers tangers tell me bro come at me bro. Let me put my jacket on Okay Are you still listening? Do you like the shu podcast? Or you should probably jump on iTunes to give us ratings and reviews.

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