Hey everybody welcome again to another episode of Hammerville. So here's a spin a little while for us because we recorded a long time ago. I want to go. It's been a while.
I am your game monster. Alex, crumpscot, crumpscot. Does it exist for you every single time? No, I figured if I sell it you'll keep doing it.
Okay. I'm a game monster. I'm a game monster. Game monster.
Alex crumpscot. Uh, crumpscot. Unscratch. Unscratch.
I'm here with some beautiful people. I'm going to introduce them right now. Bananas. That's what she said.
She said Bananas. Every day. Monster. Is that my name?
That's a space jam. Also if you listen to your game from cum jokes after that life, I'm going to go fucking like a little cum joke down the lane. Just playing dog monster. Robly noblies.
Robly noblies. No no no no. Fuck Robo noblies. No.
I didn't mean to make a Robo no. I was just okay. Sharks fired. Um, Mobly.
Sharks fired. Mowgly. Jungle book. Yeah.
Robly mowgly. Cheers. Hello. Oh, it's a little bugger.
And wacky skis. Skis. Come jokes. Yeah.
People come down the lane. Come down the lane. Who wants to be a? No.
Okay. Who would like to tell us not Jake because we've heard him do it. You can't ask him. You're welcome to ask me questions about what happened.
Listen to the episodes. I'm the monster. I'm the monster. I'm the Greek the pole.
Um, so who? Who's going to tell us what happened last time on Amberville? She here. Oh, so you're just going to do it.
I'm hoping other people like China and the last episode or the last episode or the last episode. I started with us. I got it. Yeah.
Yeah. So go for it. Tell us. Don't know.
I like knows what my notes saying. Yeah. I ran it into a building. Gravity gal.
Oh, you shot blister into the air and you hit him with a bike. Yeah. And then don't forget the whole reversing time part where you know what else I have where James also reversed time nonsense. Yeah.
Well, no, I didn't. No one's quite sure. I'm scared he flees a bunch of motorcycles. Yeah.
Cause we were only down to one bike. So I got new sparkle bikes and put it on our tab. But it's a tab. Yeah.
The tab. Yeah. The tab. You know, the tab.
The tab. The tab that we definitely have. I'm pretty sure like after a certain amount of the city will go hold those meals. I don't want to have to stop putting it on a tab.
You owe a lot of money. Yeah. Yeah. Query and security went to church.
Not like on a Sunday morning type of deal, but we. So I wrote something about a robot man in a fifth Easter. Speaking apocalyptic Momo Jumbo. That is true.
There were bad guys there and the bad guys were talking church mess. Oh, that's right. Because we had a wizard come to our base, right? And the wizard helped us figure out that what was going on with the eventals was probably magic related.
And he was shitty. Yeah. But that's I think what you're referring because we had a couple of bad guys at the church talking more church mess. Yeah.
There was like other symbols, all of the walls. Okay. And Michael ends up showing up. Yes.
Yeah. Then we have a fight. Kind of. No, Michael was going to get a sword.
Oh, yeah. I have a gal portal Michael and query. The ocean. About the ocean.
Michael being a brainless angel. Right. It was our name to do. Well, it was found in the magic pool.
And came out as an angel, but it like doesn't respond to shit and it's just kind of floating in the middle of the ocean above it or in the air above the middle of the ocean appears to be yes. Yeah. Okay. Anything else?
That's all I have. Okay. Waifur has been missing for a while. Yeah.
Yeah, for a few days. And you're making him realize all of his fears. No, we're just used to people showing up to the base and being gone and showing up at the base and being gone. Wait, were you still abandoned?
And it's hard to get there, but I think with time and patience. Waifur is not used to abandonment yet. I'm sorry to hear that. Stop abandoning us.
Stop abandoning me. My character looked into it. Waifur and found that the game master said that they were going to miss at least two sessions. This is the time to say that.
I'm sure I'm here for isn't. Okay. I'm sure you called me a weird name and then yourself a weird name and then also said it. Okay.
Good. I'm glad I have a brand. Okay. Okay.
Waifur. You what? I don't know reconstitute or something. Whoa.
Okay. No, no, no, no, it seems to be around. You're in the city. Oh, that's right.
Your voice is like, come out of the sky to answer Waifur. Waifur, you're in the city. I don't know if Waifur was asking me a character. I was hypothetical.
Okay. Just wanted to answer. I should probably go find my friends. Where do you go first?
I remember a big spooky church. So maybe I'll start looking at them. Okay. You had to the old big spooky church.
It seems to be known there. All right. I'm going to go find another one. You're just going to go to random places.
Yeah. All right. Okay. Okay.
You're floating in the water. Sure. This guy's kind of floating above you. Okay.
Good. 100 feet or so. So he's not going to hit by a plane. Like a wort.
He hit a duck. Yeah. That's not so bad. How visible is the angel?
Like people see that dude pretty easy from where Matt? Yeah. He's kind of illuminated and it's nighttime. So yeah.
Okay. That's my phone up. Can I check off our way? I'm going to go to the ocean.
Yeah. Yeah. All right. I'm going to spend a few point.
Okay. I'm going to pick up my phone. And I'm going to call the emergency teleport service. Okay.
And I'm going to ask how bad it's going to be to teleport to people from the middle of the ocean to a swoosh alley. And I know it's expensive. I'm fully aware. Put it on the tab.
Yeah. If you temporarily reduce your resources for this session. Yeah. You can do it.
Okay. I'm going to hire a meta, like a meta. And that's it. And you can do it the way that it seems like the bad experiences standing out.
I'm so excited about that. I was like, yeah. So as you did a little thing. There's usually 3,000 per day there in the jeep.
We're starting to write X- Center, and look at that. And then go to ladder decorating where he loves. He's doing great work. So we went in with the refrigerator.
We got the connector right there. Right. He definitely loves the gateway. He definitely loves the Seasons.
money and yeah it's on the app. Thank you. You're welcome. It's expensive but it's all the I'll just charge you up.
Make sure to rate. Yeah, I will. Cash tips appreciate. Yeah, I'm aware.
Would you like a very expensive bottle one instead? Oh, lovely. Okay. So if they take me back to the Swiss ally, I'm gonna pop open a bottle one from the 1500s.
Yeah. All right, this dude's name making up off top of my head is entanglement. Okay, sounds good. Because that's a teleportation style thing.
Yeah, it is. All right. So I got the angel in the safe house. Yeah, he's like that dude's kind of weird looking.
I'm not even sure if it's a dude. What's his problem? He may be an angel. I'm not sure.
The real question is what the fuck that even needs? Yeah. All right. Well, thanks for thanks for your patronage.
Thank you for your service. Please anything. Just be good. I'm gonna burn the safe house.
But first I'm gonna check the angel like I'm just gonna try to look a bunch of medical equipment to see if his brain is registering impulses which he's breathing as hard right stuff like that. All the stuff that you're attaching to doesn't respond the way you want it to. It's like kind of going haywire and doesn't know how to read data and whatnot. My character is probably pretty frustrated by that.
So they would probably keep going. Okay, right back at spooken church. Graph gal and security. You're standing there.
There's a lady that looks like she's from the 19 of the 50s and the Ruben men and they're approaching you. How many of them to stop? Who's got the sword? There's an act like he's like a dude in a cloak in the back of the church.
He told those two to go forward and murder you specifically ground gal because security until she started stop was hidden. Okay. They don't seem to be stopping. They're still walking forward.
All right. What do you do? Graph gal? I'll throw some pews in.
Okay, which one of you throwing pews out? Okay. Three, three, three, the robot doesn't seem to dodge. In fact, the pews hit the robot and he kind of tumbles backward and as he tumbles backward, these like, there's like these compartments on him that kind of like flop open like their unsecured compartments and out of the compartments, these marbles spill out all over the ground.
Okay. Okay. The big lady seems to be terrified by this and she gets away from him. And then on his turn, they all explode.
The church is now like engulfed in flames. Okay. The big lady had to jump out of the window. She's outside now.
And like, part of the church is kind of blown open and they're just fired. All right. Back to grab gal. No, I'm not grab gal.
Oh, sorry. Confused. Yeah. Is on the side of your coffee.
Let's like a little sword. It was pizza. Looks like a mold. It's a sword.
It's pizza. Oh, yeah. She's talking about the pizza schmuz. There's pizza schmuz.
Everything's in play. Are there still bodies everywhere? There's some bodies. Yeah.
Are they alive? No. They did it before. Sure.
You know, right now that's on to the floor too. The body's at the floor. The body's at the floor. Is it the floor?
Is that the best match up? Yeah. Yeah. Somebody make it happen.
Just caught on fire. Drop my, we're dropping our fresh beats next month. You'll be fired. Okay.
So they see where they went off to the robot still there. The big lady jumped through the window. You grab the other building. What is the robot doing?
He's somebody to stand up. He's not hurt. No, it's not appear to be. I'm gonna get a robot.
You're a robot. Keep the robot. All right. We'll keep them down.
All right. We'll fight. Play the game for a second. Oh, that's not good.
Not like that. Not good. So zero, basically. You can always spread a fake point to roll again.
Yeah, let's do it. Let's do it. All right. Okay.
She says so I got one. All right. You kick him back over. More balls go flying out of him.
They again fill a portion of the church that has not been exploded. Yeah, let's hear it. He's like, when you got up close to him to kick him, it looks like he is entirely full of it. Can I contain the marble?
Like, into him? Like, you're trying to get them to him? Like, as they're coming out, it's like, okay, you're gonna spend your turns focusing on him the focus point of gravity for those marbles. Role will.
I'll spend a fake point. Oh, damn. So get a plus double it. Yeah.
Jesus. Well, I don't know how you double it if it's everything or six times two is 12. You will double your bonus. So your will is what five?
Three. Okay. So six plus three, some nine. Yeah.
Okay. So you're making the center of it. All the marbles flute to him. Um, you guys are still in the church.
So that's been a big one. You hear a rumble, you hear a rumbling outside. All right. And they explode you like, you're kind of like holding this explosion together.
That's what you're holding this big explosion together. It's kind of taking out your will to hold it. But just like, it just seems to be continuously rumbling. It seems to be intensifying like, like, like, it's exploding in shakes.
And then it's blows up more and more and more. It seems like it's like, it's like, exponential, you're getting bigger while you're holding it there. Okay. You get the right.
I'm looking at it. All right. You're running out. Yeah.
Okay. You run out of the building. You see the the okay, you don't see you run out of the street, churches and fire. What do you do?
You're just running out there to get safe or running out there to get safe. And then I guess I'm gonna is is there any other building immediate danger? There's a couple. Yeah.
Like what kind of buildings? It's a commercial buildings. Commercial. Yeah.
shares. Oh, sure. Commercial buildings. Yeah.
What time? What time? It's nighttime. Because it'll click anybody's in any of them.
All right. Well, I'm gonna do a quick call to the fire department. This is all I do. On the fire department.
And then while I'm doing that, I'm looking around for the lady. Okay. You see on top of the church, there is a the woman has pulled the seatbelt off the top and she's holding it above her head. It looks like she's going to throw it at you.
She can't see me. Can she? Are you invisible right now? Okay.
Then no, she's holding it. It looks like she's going to like throw it at the first place she sees on the door. Okay. Okay.
Okay. All right. So grab. Yeah.
You can make another wheel roll to try to hold it some more or you can do something else. Where's the acolyte? After the explosions, you kind of lost track. Not see.
All right. Once they started exploding, he probably ran away. I guess I'll try and contain it. All right.
You're gonna roll. Yeah. All right. Well, well, one.
One. Yeah. You don't. Just like her.
She wants to spend the fake. Sure. Okay. I was taking it off for four.
Okay. You're able to contain it. But just very well, feels like it's getting worse. All right.
There's her. You can need to explode. You created a cool special motion machine. Lady still sitting there.
She's like really scoping me ground looking for something to throw this deep plant. Okay. Can I? Is there an area?
I want to have a. Is there a clearing in front where she were to throw it? It wouldn't really hit anything. The street.
Yeah. Okay. Nobody's coming. I'm going to try to if I can make some kind of gadget that will throw my voice.
Okay. Yeah. And shout from. Yeah.
Maybe the books were there. I think there's a deceive, right? A fool, a trickery trickery. I'm so glad I remember 15 skills.
I mean, there's two. There's 800 skills and girls. And I know nearly every one of them. There's 15 in this game.
I never remember any of them. Yeah, there's a safe world of the sea. You have a safe. I don't have to see.
Okay. So you're able to throw your voice with the seat. You should have a seat. But I saw the truth.
Alright, you're able to voice. Is that okay? Alright, grab a guy. You're gonna roll to try to hold it some more.
I'm going to try and create a portal as high on the sky. Because you can throw it and let go. Roll well. Over not into the space where iron just lives or not because it's outer space.
Because a guy lives there. I don't want to mess with that guy. Four. Alright, you portal them up into the air.
I'll unreleased. Alright, you hear high. You hear high, high. You just hear like a massive explosion.
Like from way, way up. Like in the sky. Just twice and two days. Okay.
Why is the sky exploding? Mom, Grandpa lives here. We can't afford to move property values. Alright, the lady throws the church people and crashes into the street.
Where she thinks your voices. Okay. It's your turn. Um, I would like to you.
Are there trees? There's like a couple, but those kind of like people plant in the sidewalk where it's got like a little rubber ring around it and like little wooden posts that kind of hold a rubber ring around it. But they're not like big yet. You know what I mean?
You know what I'm talking about? Yeah. Little ones. Yeah, like those countries.
It looks like somebody recently removed some concrete places that maybe do some like urban restoration style. Little trees. Okay, little baby trees. You know those?
Okay. Do I, I don't do it. I can't talk. I don't know words.
When I use gadgets, I can just use them. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, as long as they make sense.
Everything in my head comes out as a gun. You just got a gun. I'm gonna throw out like some type of like, now I can see blow up matches. But you know, like the things that like, you started with air mattress.
I'm just wondering where it goes from here. Stun doubles in the practicing shit. Like the big air poofs. Oh, dummy.
No, she's talking about like a landing platform. So like, if you're gonna be shoved off of something, you would lay not be okay. Oh, okay. How are you gonna make that into a gun?
No, I'm not. Okay. Well, it shoots expand. Yeah, I'm trying to think of how it would just so like a big inflatable like one of those raps airplanes have but like bigger.
Yeah, but I went on the ground and then I want to try to grabling hook her ass down onto it. Okay, there's my. You got the front. Okay.
All right. Um, do you have I'm gonna make you roll shoot to shoot her with raffles. I don't have a shoe. I this is all and I got nothing.
Zero. Okay, so you throw your big mattress out and goes whoo, and the big mattress in the street. And then you try to grab my hooker and the hook just flies by. You do have a place in that now though.
Yeah. So anyone in the church at all. Fire and just. All right.
Your best friends. Anything as I scan that seems out of place that they've left behind your now. All right. I'm getting out.
Okay, which is window or just a fly. Just portable outside. There's a big hole beside. All right.
There we go. There's good. Okay. All right.
Do you leave that? All right. Her turn. All right.
She the the grabbed hook flies by her. She's gonna grab the rope a bit. You want to the top of the church. So is she what?
How big is she? She went a little bigger than most people? Not super big. Okay.
So yeah, roll physique because it's a matter of strength since not being zero. Okay. She didn't expect it. You didn't expect it.
You're like holding the gun expecting to pull her back. And instead she grabs it and pulls you up. Okay. So you're holding it like expect it to yank on it as she yanks you.
Yeah. Okay. So you get yanked and you're like flying in the air up towards her. Good.
Good. All right. Graphical. You're the alley.
Do I see any of this on the roof? Oh, no. All right. The other side of the building.
Anything on the side of the building. Just bust an ass brick. I mean, the explosion is kind of took out mostly alley. It's kind of rubbly right now.
Can I get her own front? Yeah. So you need to turn and move to the front area. Okay.
You're using your turn to move around front as you move around front because that was your turn. You see, oh, I guess you don't see what like an air mattress. There's a gun flying up towards a lady who's wildly punching at where the gun is. Okay.
Pretty got a pretty good sense of what he's a fireker. All right. So make a fight. Yeah.
Yeah. Now my plus one to fight from my legs. Does that go for any fight roll or just one of my legs? That's gonna be just for when you do it.
That makes sense. That's fine. So wait, did you write it down as that or just I just put plus one to fight? Oh, okay.
Then no, that's just plus one to all fight. Okay. Because you just like I got a zero. So I get eggs.
Okay. All right. So you take you take four. She do punch me in the face.
Yeah, it's gonna do it. Roll. Is it called athletic or acrobatics for athletics? I have athletics.
Roll athletics after that. After the damage before. After. One.
Okay. You're able to maneuver yourself. So she yanks you up and she punches you let go of the gun and as you're falling, you maneuver yourself in a way that you're able to fall into the air mattress you put down instead of face planning into the stairs in the church. Okay.
So like a yo-yo like a down. Okay. Right. Yeah.
Up and then down. But you let go. You can't have let go of the gun if you didn't want to. You don't have to.
Did you let go of the gun? Yes. Okay. All right.
All right. Gramgale. You saw that. Also what you what you here is all around the city of here.
Tiny explosions. Like as if it was raining but raining marble that exploded with the head. So concerns me more. So you hear that like it's starting to rain like all around you guys like down the street to you.
So. Vapor transplant. Yeah. For vapor trails.
Yeah. Those planes were hit. I don't know the Bohemian Grove were like Bohemian reps. That's such a weird joke.
I don't even know what to stop laughing. Yeah. Are there marble falling near us? Not yet.
But it seems like they're getting closer. They're kind of disparate away and they're getting like the rain of them is starting to be closer to you guys. Yes. All right.
I'm going to prepare to get some scary first. Oh, I thought she just got punched. She did. But she got punched.
Started the rain of security. Then grab out. So what do you do? Security.
Can I grab you? Yeah. This lady is still up on the building. Oh, yeah.
Do I have infinite grappling hooks? I haven't yet. If you use it ridiculous amount of times, then I'll call you out on it. But if you use it twice ridiculous, no, okay.
I would say like a number of times wouldn't be ridiculous. But if you're just like, I'm just gonna grab a go. But you two more grappling. No, I'm just thinking one more.
You have twin graphics. Yeah. One. And you automatically hear it over.
I immediately drop it on my knees. You're just like, jump. All right. Grab.
All right. I'm going to ready. My powers for when the marble is still raining closer to us to just attract him to the lead. Okay.
All right. So I'm scanning. Let's go. All right.
All right. The lady on the top of the roof, says the church on fire. She grabs. She like reaches down and grabs a support beam and rips it out.
So she got a big support beam that's on fire and she jumps down and she's trying to smash up security with it. So obscurity makes your role. Like that. Yeah, like a fight for an athletics.
You are rolling like garbage. You have three points. Not like you have a aspect. What aspect?
I put my friends first. Do you do you now? I'm about to. That's what you're doing.
Okay. You can totally do that. All right. Because you read it your turn, you can actually use your ready to defend her.
All right. I don't know how I'm going to use it. Yeah. I mean, you can you can roll will to make a barrier.
We'll do that. Okay. Stop that. All right.
Or two. It's unexpected enough. She makes grab, grab makes a barrier and the beam doesn't come down on you. It hits it like a purple barrier that will surround you.
Oh, it's purple. Yeah. Gravity girls. It's so pretty.
Everyone has one color. Oh, you get. Okay. She seems somewhat stunned by that.
And then little balls of explosions. You can I was ready for this. You were not anymore. Both make an athletics check.
She has to as well. Three. Oh, God. Oof.
All negatives. Okay. Because I got a negative two. Okay.
Three. You made three by three. All right. So, James, you take one damage.