We are real play Fade based podcast that plays in a superior universe and everything on this feed is canonical. Who we have first? We have Gemma Land O'Lametding Dong playing gravity, girl. Hello.
We have the obfuscating detective obscurity played by banana ramble lamb and we also have the alien from another mother Vin Diesel. And we got that mysterious person behind the mask with the secret agent person and that's not good. Keep rolling buddy. Take that hole.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Query who was played by. Jacqueline. Hi, I'm.
I want to give a big shout out to our new president Evan McMullen. It's a good politics joke if you all are into that. Yes. It's going to be three weeks after the flash.
Welcome to the Thanksgiving episode where we talk about the election. Mary Thanksgiving everybody. Alright. Are we going to do a Thanksgiving episode?
This is the Thanksgiving episode. Oh, what? I didn't say what I was thankful for. That's what we pray about.
I failed. Thanksgiving. We are a real play based podcast about superheroes. What anyone like to explain what happened last time if you fucking can remember it.
I will try. Okay. So last episode of our podcast we had two separate stories going on. Query and grab girl were talking to an old wizard man or rather a guy that query captured a thought wizard.
Grab girl recently getting out of the hospital. Yep. Be an okay. Well, we're doing this.
Upscurities and Wayfair are trapped in a shadow dimension because they're chasing a toy store router and then they eventually get out of the shadow dimension by shooting her with magic powers or something. Use your alien powers. That's what it was. Yes.
I was negating the fact that her light powers had. Right. You two eventually get out and query and grab a girl figure out that the person that query has captured is a demon probably because the guy's son came and sprayed a bunch of water on his face and his face melted. In between where he got a visit from an old spy person that you might recognize from the fellow undergranny, this Jackson King and they captured all of the villain underground and there was an entire episode where they basically yelled at her.
Once obscurity and Wayfair get out, they get a call from the police station that a lady is looking to talk to them. Turns out that there are a bunch of clone sisters that were from the cloning bag that we flat last season. Sister sister. Anyway, the episode ends with all of those girls on our base.
They're having a slumber party. Query is going to take the corpse of the old man and carry it away and grab real inquiry coming back to the base. And right when we're getting to do that, obscurity gets a phone call from the prison that says the evangelist, the bag that we've been fighting all season long wants us to come to the prison about to him. Once to talk to security.
Yeah. Did he say that specifically? Yes. Fine.
Did I miss anything game mustard? No, sounds good. Alright, so gravity, gallery, and clarity. You guys go back to the base after you drop off what's the base at what's the place?
Yep. Okay. So you go back to the base and you see that of security and Wayfair are there and there are four women that all look identical. You look at tweeze.
I recognize these people. Yes. You fought one once. What is going on?
They are having a slumber party. You can join in, but you have to play nice. They try to kill us. Like they're not going to kill you.
How do you know? Because they're scared and lonely and they don't know what they're doing in this world. We have to help them. The ones like I'm the one that you fought and I apologize.
I was being controlled by a mad scientist. Does she seem sincere? Yes. Okay.
I apologize. I apologize for being so naughty. I'll put my naughty beams away. Okay.
You naughty beams. My naughty beams. I'm going to go over to one of them, the one that was talking and say, what have you been doing since then? I've been in the government care and they don't really have a division for rehousing clones.
So you've just kind of been into payment. Do you need somewhere to go? Yeah. That was kind of why we went to a security because we don't have names or family or anything.
We were just cloned. Well, I do think that a slumber party is a good idea tonight. But if you would like those other things, I can help you. Okay.
We don't have names or anything. We just have numbers. We'll work out. It's not something I don't think you could take care of tonight and I need to make some phone calls anyway.
Okay. Just enjoy the cookies and I'm telling you, we'll help. We want you to be safe. We didn't go and fight you because we wanted you to get hurt.
Well, I know. It's a bad joke. You name them whenever you'd like. Yeah.
Okay. All right. So yeah, they're having a sleepover. The next day is Thanksgiving.
Holy crap. Like in real life. Oh, we have to get a turkey. Yeah, do we got food for this?
You don't. You've been so busy superhero. We got a run to the convenience store. You got to grab gal.
All right. I'll pour less into the convenience store. This crap can't wait. You know how long it takes to the turkey?
I'm gonna go to the pajamas. Okay. So this is, we're doing a Thanksgiving day. Yeah.
Yep. Crayberry jelly. For sure. I'm just going to sit back and watch this whole fucking mess.
Unfold. Spray. It's not a roll to notice it on the shelf. Go for it.
Oh my God. No. You'll want it. You see a lot of cranberry sauce, but just barely notice the ocean spray.
I find the last game. Yep. I'm done. I'm just going to be trying to cook for a while.
This is all going in on time. I'm grabbing that can. Like my life depends upon it. Okay.
All right. What else are you gathering for the festivities? Stuffing. So top, obviously.
Yeah. Potatoes. I already want sweet potatoes. Well, obscurity.
Potatoes and sweet potatoes are going to make sweet potatoes casserole with marshmallows. All right. What about green beans? Absolutely.
Green beans casserole. So we got onion frits. Pumpkin pie. Obviously.
It's a staple. Don't eat staples. Wait for it. You're gonna have to be confused.
The portal? The portal opened. No. When you come back through old food.
I'm scared to get that phone call. Yeah. Yeah. Sorry.
I know what was going on. Yeah. We're not reading about that. Halle day.
I'm going to give it a call for me about that. Oh, really? Yeah. Okay.
Did you want to talk to the ventilists? Not today. Halle day. Okay.
Wait. I mean. I mean yeah. I'll take care of it.
Oh, okay. I don't celebrate Thanksgiving. I'm not from your country. So I'm either going to go to the shelter volunteer or go take care of this.
Oh, hi. I wanted to know where you went when you disappeared with four stringers. We're shopping. Convenience, aren't.
I make a really good like, horn bread dish too. All right, I'm gonna practice my obscurity gossip. I'm assuming I've already had one that's good, because, you know, I'm here at Facebook. Yeah.
Can I please go with? Yeah, convenience, sir. No, come on. We need gravy.
We're feeling towards that holiday. That's fine. I don't know if anyone feels very solid, always. You're not thinking about it.
You're not thinking about it. It's exciting when you know the past 200 years of history and like all the weird, awful shit that's happened. I'm a college graduate. I don't know what the past 200 years.
You're just like harassing me. Are you nagging me? Just saying. You nagging me, bro?
What do you know that? I'm gonna make your potatoes. I like the party is definitely split. The two people who are listing off things, giving food to the two people who are moving to follow off.
I figure we do want to make it to the other. Come on, cock. We're out in there fucking fucking with the way. Right now.
One hand watches the other. Are we gonna bake that are here? Or deep fry that are key? I've never deep fry.
Do you have a space? I've experienced deep fry. I'm gonna let you take over the turkey. All right.
I'm gonna deep fry in this bitch. It's quicker. It tastes better. You gotta roll the deep fry.
Do it. I have the lord of the act. Five. Superb deep fry.
Oh, why shit? OK. So y'all are making things giving food. What are you guys doing?
The other people that are not doing that? I'm impersonating of scurrying going to prison. OK. What's way fair to it?
I don't like it. OK. We're writing in a car to talk to you about what we're hearing. We should invite the poor people of the city.
Yes. Let's do that. OK. We're gonna have a banquet.
OK. Why can't we rent all? We've got dark bell phones. You're going to rent a hall?
Yeah. To serve up stuff? Yeah. You're going to park.
We're just putting it in the park. And we'll just make it gazebo. I'm going to make it gazebo. OK.
What are you going to make the gazebo on them? I'll make a zero-grab canopy. So if it rains, it'll just float above us. Yeah.
Float off to the side. Oh, my gosh. I'm so on decorations. I'm going to show the clone girls how to make a turkey.
She's got decorations. It's a duo that can't be stopped. The clove, yeah. The turkey hands.
OK. T and Tamara make some turkey hands. Mary Kay and Ashley also are not entertained. Oh, that should have been the other two.
Two. Two. It's T and Tamara Mary Kay and Ashley. Now I got to erase stuff.
Yes, James, that is your biggest problem, right? It is. This is actual work of security and grab gala. We're teaming up to put on a banquet for the poor in the park.
Yes. It's really a really look and good idea. Anyone who wants to show up is it. OK.
Anyone and everyone. Anyone who doesn't have a family. If the evangelist shows up, we will get him some turkey. We don't.
You don't have to show your poor card people. The more so it's like it's a community, though. Yeah. It's nonsense.
Out of your drunk rambling, you did something amazing that heroes should do. We're finally heroes. One bottle of wine later. Oh, it's a little boy.
A bottle of wine later. OK, you guys are going to the prison. You make it to the prison. You're dressed like obscurity.
Yes. And I'm going to use a voice to my delirious. It sounds like risky. OK.
Prison guards are like, oh, hey, I'm scary. It's barely a while. How's it going? Hi.
It's not bad. I guess I don't recognize you. That's the mustache. Fair enough.
You look really good. You look good now. Thanks. I just cleared it up.
Thank you. OK. Show me to the evangelist, please. Absolutely.
So he takes you into the prison. I don't know. Look over it way further and be like, you're OK? It's a sad sight because prisoners don't get good thanks givings.
How many people do I recognize that I've put in here? I'm unhelpful. I'm going to smile so big. OK.
Right now, make sure they notice. All right. So you should be in a dick. OK.
You get led to a room where the evangelist is. All the chains and there's guards around. OK, there are guards around. I'm going to ask before I go into the room.
Is there anything I should know if he's even acting funny? No, not really. I mean, until all of a sudden he asks to talk to you. But other than that, just normal stuff.
Yeah. OK. OK. Do you want to come and wait for it?
Yeah. All right. So the guard was easy enough to fool that role. But you're going to have to roll it out of the sea.
Too. Wow. Really? Yep.
Oof. OK. I love that. Fake language.
All right. So OK, so you're there. The evangelist is there. And he's sitting on the other side of his guard's all around.
And the officer's like, whether you want to speak to him privately or not, we can't let him out of that. He's like maximum security. I don't want to speak to him privately. I'll be in front of me.
But I know. I'm just saying like we can't have the guards just leave. I don't want that. I think it's in everybody's best interest if.
Just let you know. Yep. Thank you. Thank you.
So do we just sit at the table or? Yeah. Just sit on. So they're doing.
Hi evangelist. Hello obscurity. Someone told me you wanted to talk to me. I'm looking for the vessel.
Yes. Yes, I am. I do know. I know things.
I hear the whispers. I hear the whispers. Like I hear the drums. OK.
Drums. I know things that show what comes. I'm just going to sit there and like keep nodding. OK.
Do you hear the trumpet obscurity? Do you hear the trumpet? Sometimes when I listen to this music. No, no, no.
I'm talking about the horn, the great horn. The last of the four. So close. And he will lead us to the vessel.
You're talking about the four archingles? Yes. There's three out. Only one more just behind the veil.
You can hear his trumpet layering if you just listen. I'm going to try. OK. Do I just talk?
You just talk to me. All right. Sorry. I didn't hear it.
But here's the thing. I am not one to be used by someone. The one that tried to use me and tempt me with the magics of the darkness. I know what he was doing the entire time.
Now I'm here and I'm asking you for your help. Because if you want the vessel before he gets it, you need to help me release the last of the pillars, the four pillars that will lead us to the vessel. So let me get this straight. You want me to summon an archangel to earth so that I can do it before the other guy does it?
That's what you want. Well, what do you want? You said you needed help. I'm just here to offer you options.
And the option is to let the horn through, to hear the music, to bring him forth so that we can find the vessel so that you can have the vessel before the one that tried to use me is it? I think I understand. I'm still confused. What do you want to know?
You asked me to do something and I don't know how to do it. And I want to help because I don't think you're doing this for no reason. But I don't know how to release the vessel or hear the horns. It's not something I can do.
Not all of the archangels needed something specific. And the last one, the one with the horn, the one that sounds the music, the one you can hear in your dreams. He only comes. The sacrifice is willing and knowing.
I need you to find someone who believes. Bring them to me, the sacrifice, so they know. And they can lead us to the vessel. So you need a willing person that you can murder?
I don't murder. Send it. I ask believers to test their faith. And if that leads them to the great beyond, if that haves the road to heaven or hell, that has their life.
That is their decision. And that's how they go. I've never murdered a single person. Understand.
I think I get what you're coming from. I don't know how to do that right now. Can I get back to you? You can.
But the horns grow more mute as time passes, sadly. And if we don't pay attention, we'll be death forever. What happens if the horns go away? I guess you'll never know.
And never knowing is the worst of all. And then the betrayer. He'll get the vessel. And he'll summon the power.
And he'll actually hurt innocent people. Well, he's already doing that. That's why we'd like to. What can you tell me about the betrayer?
Hmm. What do you need to know? Well, it seems to be the best way to stop him from summoning the fourth Archangel before you need him is to go catch him so that he doesn't have the resources to do that. But we don't know a lot about him.
What do you need to know about him? His name, his face, where he's at, what he does? Hmm. See, all you really need to know is that he can summon a different pillar and find the vessel on his own.
And see, I just want the pillars the way I want them to be my playthings to help me when I need them. I need the music. I want the horns. I want to set it free and let it loose from the veil.
And if I can't, then I guess I'm going to sacrifice the world to whatever vision the betrayer has. I don't like the betrayer either. Hmm. Who does?
I'll do my best to look into it. I understand what you're saying. I'm not sure how to do it. I will do my best.
All you need to do is convince them to release me to the gen pop. No, probably is not something I could do. That cops hate me. They don't.
They cops like you very much. One cop hates me a lot. Well, if you have any kind of sway or pull with anyone that could do something like that, it would help quite a bit. I just need, I need someone to preach to someone to sway someone to move over to my way of thinking.
Okay. I'll see what I can do. Happy Thanksgiving. I can celebrate those hedonistic holidays.
Oh, yeah. I guess that makes sense. I'm going to go eat a turkey. See ya.
Bye. I'm going to turn over to wait for him to be like, but it's on. We can't do anything today, but we have to figure this out. Yeah.
A lot of people show hugs. Awesome. Are you able to invite you specifically? There is some way to make an announcement.
I want toAXLIF not to do the fun you like. You eat some soup. How many birds do you get? Birds.
Yeah. Or are you deep frying them all? full of fucking I can't do fried turkey from the front lawn. So we're going to put it on the tab, right?
Is there anyone that you are specifically inviting? Yeah. Reem and basalt. Nice.
They are. All right. So the invites were sent. Janine and Janine could show up.
Janine and Janette. Whatever. Janette. I always call it when Janine no matter who they were.
We had it in Janette. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Janette and Janette show up.
Some holler going. Which one was which one of them? Right? So it's not.
No. Oh, no, no. No. It's not even the same town.
I got shit poster. You can't even eat Turkey. Yeah. He's a fuck boy.
He is a turkey. Hey, that's a secret. Defry that turkey. Right?
Yeah. Yeah. Maybe that. Yeah.
Got one. Got one. Got one. Which one's which because I don't have my original notes because it's lost in this garbage house.
And guess what? They got a Halloween episode. You have to do with a Thanksgiving episode. Yeah.
Whatever. We're having fun at a park. Fuck them. Turkey.
obscurity and wafer. Are you. I'm back. We're in wafer.
Sorry. Yeah. We're now. Are you going to say just as obscurity on your way back to the.
Yes. You're not going to change out. I'm going to the police. Okay.
You're going to the police. I'm going back to the. Thank you. You're going back to the police station.
We're on a police station and see what we're just doing. You asked me. I mean, what are you doing? I'm going to go talk to Wolf Cup.
Okay. Because if the event was asking us to put him in gen pop, he's probably made multiple requests already. We need to make sure that she's aware of his demand. Plus maybe I can smooth some things over in the south.
I don't think that's a good idea. I do. Okay. So you guys go to the police station.
All right. See what the police station and one of the guys at the front desk is like, Hey, how's it going guys? Going good. Happy Thanksgiving.
Everything's going to help you. I need to talk to Wolf Cup. She's not here. The moment you need me to call her in.
No, that's okay. You sure it's just a quick phone call. It's a holiday. Okay.
I understand. Yeah. Let's go. It's working on Thanksgiving.
It does. I'm sorry, buddy. All right. It's something specific to her.
It's a case that she's been working on. So what are you throwing a big thing in the park? Yeah. You want to come?
Yeah. I'll be out to finish my shift. But I'll be down there. I'll tell you what.
Every single police officer is invited. Free as well as firemen, EMT. Anyone that you want to get a hold of, I think it'll be a really great thing. Lions Club members.
Are you the member of the Lions Club? No, I'm a dad. Oh, he's welcome. Okay.
I guess he wants to bring his Lions Club friends. All right. Cool. I'm going to just wave and walk out.
Okay. Now she's got a party. We go. It's fine.
Back to the party. What are you guys doing at the party? I can show up a couple of artists have kind of shown up and they're doing craft table. And one guy is doing face painting for drinks.
Yeah. Like he's face painting kids and his parents are buying drinks. We got a face brew. I'm going to get a face paint.
All right. Is Jesse real? Yeah. It's Jesse.
His name is Jesse and he's painting your face. Like, Oh, shit. What do you want your face? Like, um, I want to be Spider-man.
You're all right. Spider-man. You didn't choose fast enough. That's fine.
I'll be Spider-man. Because Spider-man. Everybody's like, Oh, yeah. So, so, grab me.
What else are you doing for the party? Um, is this thing like we're in a food? It's we're not pretty quick. Yeah.
I'm going to portal to the store and keep just keep it coming. Are you paying for it to be like, you're going to call? Who's that evangelist? Dude who does the soups?
The evangelist? Yeah. He's a like televangelist guy. Can you talk to me?
I'm going to get some of the soups up in here. The fucking soup. I'm fine. So we're going to get all sorts of food up in here.
All right. Portals make it happen. No need to run the store. I'm going to have to reach the report on or what I need.
It's stealing from him. Well, you leave money enough to spot. That's my main the most detail we've ever played. Anything on this show.
No steals because I'm a hero. OK, all right. I'm a word with this. All right.
Good. So fake obscurity and Wayfair. Where are you going now? Did you want to go back to the party?
I've got reads on my headset that she's been inviting a lot of people. We're going to expect to crowd. I'm not just a people I invited. OK, where are you going?
I'm going back there so I can make sure nothing happens. I won't be wearing this if that's what you're worried about. OK. Does the cost make you uncomfortable?
Yeah. Why? Don't meddle in other people's personal lives. I'm interested.
Don't do it. Me. I won't. You asked me.
So I won't. OK. Let's go back. Wow.
Wayfair is not comfortable. I think it's funny because Wayfair and Quirry are like diametrically opposed and they've had no time to interact. The minute they do, they're like, I don't like this. You are bad.
Wayfair's got to problem. Quirry is not problem. Wayfair. Right.
Right. Other than Wayfair can kill Quirry, it was awful. Like half hard scary. Right.
Yeah. Dr. Manhattan. So yeah, pretty much.
Yeah. Blag you into BB. OK. During the Thanksgiving party, you have an unexpected guest.
Grab gal. Who? It's your mom. I'm a little sicker.
We're not doing it. It's all of the hood. Every four person is on hood. Right girl here.
She's really hungry. No. It's Blair Solomon. Oh.
She shows up and she's like, she's smoking a big cigarette and she's like, can I return to her food? Free food. Now she turns out. She's smoking a big old cigarette.
It's a big old one. Hi. Hey. She's drinking a certain couldn't call.
I was having fun problems. Oh yeah. We check on you a bunch of times. I know.
That's all right. That's good. Yeah. We got some turkey here.
Some stuffing. I can tell. No. Yeah.
I'm gonna eat a lot of this. What did you need? What did you need? What did we call her about?
We called her a bon cakir. Yeah. Yeah. I'm gonna explain to her my friend.
My friend. The bon cakir. And if she needs more information to see the real query. What?
Is it real security? What? It's real security. I'm going to do it here for talking.
Yeah. I need to bring tonne cakir. I'm going to bring tonne cakir. Oh my God.