Welcome everybody to another episode of Amberville City Heroes. I am happy puke and I am your game mustard and with me today I have four delicious heroes ready to spice up your holiday season. We've got Sophie Kringle. I'm umani.
Oh, we've got James the halls with We got Shannon through the snow Thanks for being so attentive she's gonna look matters yeah fair enough and we've got Nutcracker Jake. I'm not good at Christmas songs. I ran out real fast. It's only the greatest Christmas playable time Anyway, we are real play-based superhero podcast in the canonical world with the podcast.
How about that? One of you luscious like to tell us what happened on the last episode which I think was a Thanksgiving episode of that issue Anybody remember um grab gal and obscurity hosted a Thanksgiving banquet for everyone in the city basically that is true Anything else it basically went off without a hitch. Yeah, when did the colon show up was that? Okay, never mind so they're getting all acclimated and they helped out with the banquet.
Yeah The evangelist wanted to see obscurity at the prison. Mm-hmm query impersonator. Yep, and then got some information about vessels and basically He's trying to summon archangel stirf. Yeah, and he's got a bunch of things that are interconnect basically We just killed a bunch of red hearings But then when we got back to the base to celebrate Thanksgiving Blair Eva Sullivan was there who was our wizard uncalled Yeah, she is not looking into the same case.
What do you have on your notes over there? Stenographer pretty much the same stuff So the evangelist and bone-candal wizard man were both basically looking for the same kind of thing And we did like a visit to Tom Cochran which tied into that as well to where he said to her I guess that One of the four vessels that the bone-candal wizard is looking for can send him back to where he's wrong So we might have a way to send flesh man home, right? So we're trying to figure out who the vessels might be we started working on that when we got a Important phone call that something was happening downtown So there's an old dude called dr. Hydress that is shooting a bunch of people in face with the water cannon screaming.
She's coming back She's coming to kill us all yes Yep, who showed up on the scene of dr. Hydress on the street. I think it was Scary right it was a security. Well sure what was it security grab gal?
Who's the team that was? I would leave it if I said I was gonna go Weary and wafer were both on their way back right? Okay, because you guys were off somewhere else as well right we were trying to follow up with accidental bait-roboring man Have been cursed by one of the possible four vessels right? Okay, so yeah, so grab gal and Obscurity you are there and in the middle of the street is an old man with a water cannon blasting people you don't remember him no No, no every time I gave you Every time I give you a detail about if you said oh that makes me so sad Yeah, so he's in the middle of the street and he seems Like out of his mind.
He's blessed with water cannon. I'm gonna try to sneak up behind them Oh, like how old like 85 90 But I'm gonna try to sneak up behind him and disable his water cannon. All right, roll stealth three All right, you're able to sneak up. He's not not very good.
Okay. What are you doing? Well? He's sneaking like is it hurting people just get wet.
It's not people over It's like like you know That they use it's kind it's about that powerful and like he just knocked people over and blast him in the face Okay, it's like a big two-handed water cannon with a big backpack. I'm just gonna walk towards him All right straight item all right. He doesn't get ready. He doesn't notice you and he's like you're just staying back stand back defend yourself Remove you just saying that out loud.
All right. Keep walking. All right. I'm gonna try to disable the water cannon All right roll a skill.
Let's go. Would you like to you try used to try to disable the water cannon? I do have three. Okay, so you're gonna use very good.
All right. Wow. Okay, so I got with my plus one three Okay, all right Walking towards him he points the gun he was like full power like a big greeny knee knee and then just about he's the body goes Just like a weak stream of water was out of the front of it. Oh my god He was waiting for point like rage to blast you and then his gun did not do anything.
I'll just grab his gun Okay, he falls with me like a good Why are you spraying people in the face? She's she's coming back. She's gonna kill us all she has a warning you she has a new Destroyer Turning they pulled they pulled her out of our mind. You see phantom looks on sir.
He's like blathering Yes, I'm gonna call like the local like old people's homes and Missing gentlemen, okay the police the police pull up and they're like oh thank goodness you guys were here to stop Dr. Hydress from recon wet terror I I'm gonna follow make sure they take care of this old man. Okay, they're gonna like rough him up Behind the police guard They're just taking them okay. They treat him doesn't accept it like come on dude have a little empathy here Old man's lost his mind.
They treat him with as much respect as you'd expect a decent top to The cousin of Yeah, he is taken away by the po-po gravity girl. What are you doing? Go back to the basin try to look up this destroyer Thingy okay, uh query and wafer you're returning from you're talking to excellent big robering man. Yes What does that do now?
Well, um wafer wanted the top Or is there anyone else you want to talk to? I don't know are we still pursuing that? Hex lady pursuing maybe I don't know if we have leads though. I know we might need to go back to reevaluate things Anyway, well, it's not like being away from the town too long.
No, not after the last time Yeah, so let's just head on back. I don't know you can pick a radio or something. What do you play in the radio wafer? You have Spotify?
Oh Sure, I do I guess why does a highway? By Tom Cochran. Do you only play the one? Okay, it's not version or like orchestra.
Okay. All right, we're just recording Okay, notice that this is the same song thing over and over Yes, I guess I'm gonna give you a quick point. Okay. I'm not like reach underneath the steering wheel of the car flip a switch So that it takes off like a jet And I'm like we'll get there a lot faster this way.
I mean, I don't be rude But not for six hours. Maybe I thought maybe so You guys are driving back grab out your back of the base. Yes, Blair Solomon is like I can't find anything magical about this shadow woman But I mean she there's some articles about what happened to the woman that you were talking about before but I do I think I have something that might be able to help you as far as finding this vessel which Whatever vessel you're looking for I have a connection that I might be able to hook you up with okay He's he's kind of an asshole, but he's usually willing to trade if you have anything of value She gives you a number and she's like you have to have something that he wants and you might I don't know you have to talk to him first. Um, is he collecting anything?
That's kind of what he does Is he the collector? Yes, it's kind of who he is So if you he has he has a device that you can ask one question to and it will answer like everyone Alive has one question they can ask it and it will tell you and then it will stop working So it's one of those things just like a question answer or thing he has this device and If you want to go about that way Negotiating with him might be a shortcut to finding what you need. He doesn't really like us. I don't think but we can try He's a useful person to have on your side sometimes understood.
You want me to set up a meet? Let me talk to my crew first. All right, do fast. I got out of town there too.
Okay. I'll just run sure Yep, okay, Shannon that's seven Xanax before so do you guys hear this up a date? Sure? All right, she she calls a guy and she's like, okay, he's willing to meet with you tomorrow.
He's gonna fly in to your airport, okay? Is that lemo gonna come pick us up? Probably. Yeah, okay.
He likes lemos. Yep Yeah, so she's like all right, so I guess wait for the lemo and I am out of town and she leaves I'm gonna ask you our question before she runs. What's that if she's heard of the destroyer? No, I mean, there's a bunch of legends about destroyers of different kinds, but I mean that doesn't really not information Yeah, that's what I was thinking.
Yeah, so she she leaves down already the day passes and everybody's back at the base unless anyone does anything He's fine. He's getting relatively impatient. He's like you need to bring the one that brought me here I'm sorry. We're trying have places to be I understand All right cool all right then lemo comes up.
Yeah, is everybody go. Yeah, I'll go in what this guy's Okay, like wait for like a wave from the Eat right Like a Yeah, all right, so anybody not going security Okay, everybody gets a little more you're all taken to a large Zeppelin and then led into the Zeppelin wait Yes, you're just now remembering I was trying to remember which group though. Yeah, okay, okay? Yeah, okay, go on Good see you see the man the old man behind the desk and he's like hello again.
Hello. Oh, I went invisible last time Right this way. Hello again to you. Hi, where are your other compatriots?
These are a new group of James is doing the hands up hands up like you shot to paper So I hear you want to use the mirror the thing I ask a question to I guess yes, it is me sure Yes, I'm willing to let you ask one question to a leafy is near in exchange for what? I've noticed what's been happening in your city lately and Through flying over the ocean and connections I have to the justice system I've been able to get these and he pushes a button and the wall slides open and there's two of the angels floating in this place He's like now. I know that there's no fourth yet But one of you has the third that was some somebody took it away One of you did and hid it away. I haven't been able to find it yet So if you bring the third to me, I will let you ask me a question I don't want anything except for have them in glass cases don't want to do anything except collect them.
Can I make one notice roll? Is that a lie? Yeah, go for it if you want to roll what is it like empathy or what's the detect wise skill? I was I think it's noticed, but I'm not sure I'm gonna roll them into pants.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, no He seems relatively truthful. I mean he's got a lot of shit in here He's got a rap to write yeah, he'll use things to collect more things like the only His rep is basically he uses magic items so that he can get more magic items So I've already given the comatose angel like the only thing I'd be really good at is like swinging around like a baseball bat He's pretty much just not doing anything otherwise. Yeah, okay. So he says yeah bring that to me Is that are you willing to part with it?
I am okay. So do we have a deal? I will have to ask my group What else is on your list? What else do you want?
That's what I want at the moment. You have a list What else is on the list? I'm not interested in negotiating in substitution for the angel I'm interested in negotiating in addition to the angel. What else are you looking for?
What do you want? Well, you have an interesting collection. Can I walk through it? You can look dude don't touch But what's the plan?
He's got stuff all around like the office is just full of shit I'd like an hour or two in the collection to take notes. Okay. All right I won't sell them to anyone but stay with me. Well, you're not going to take them.
Yeah, well then no no deal Don't you can't take my things. No, I wasn't going to take your things. It was going to take my notes. Oh, I see what you're saying.
Okay, I thought you meant no you can't take your information prior. Okay, you can see what I have. That's no big deal. All right, great Well, uh, so a question for each of us or one question for you?
Uh, one one question. I'll let your group ask one question It's information is a valuable thing. So I'll let you ask as a group to pick one person to ask one question So he lets you convene emotion. I'll just like you can come back tomorrow with your answer if you want Okay, that seems fair.
I would need time to secure the angel. Right. And he is his men show you up Do we need to talk about this? What question are we wanting to ask?
Do you just want the mirror? You don't want to work towards. I only need one question. What do you want to know?
My name? I'll see you. Yes, James. Yes, uh, you have an aspect called Uh, gather of cosmic knowledge.
Yes, I will give you an extra point if the question you want to ask is about I think obscurity should ask. Oh god, you trust me with asking your questions? Yes, I can't do it. If you take that point I just would ruin everything.
I Which is the closest thing to what we actually want to ask we need time to find the question anyway regardless of our individual interest But if something goes wrong, we'll be taking the mirror. Okay, I get off the ship you teleport I'm sure he's got tons of magic crap on that ship. I know he has Like a scoundrel or some BS crap. You can throw cars with your mind.
I mean, I'm sure he is. I don't think he's much better Anyway, um, let's do this. Let's do a little more investigation Then we can come back and forget exactly what we need to ask right now for me We need to find whoever this fourth archangel is going to be that seems to be the most pressing question But perhaps the identity of the person we're following might be more valuable. I'm not sure person we're what following Well, there is a wizard out there attempting to put together all of four.
There's the evangelist. There's this man collecting angels Yes, they're all tied together so now we don't know how We're looking for a vessel. We are looking for a vessel that vessels tied into the man who's looking to the vessel Do you even know I don't know what it means when they say vessel do you? Um people I think I think a body exactly that's as far as we know that may not be as helpful as we think But it'd be more than we already have I suppose but we get one question one question One question.
I'm gonna go investigate. All right. What are you gonna go investigate? I'm gonna go and uh follow up with the evangelist Okay, as your as yourself or yeah, I'm gonna request them.
Okay. You go do that. What is everybody else doing? I'm gonna go buy a baby name book for query So they can choose the name So if they don't know what their name is, I'm just trying to be helpful Oh boy.
Okay. Grab it. You up too. So I guess I'll go back to the base.
All right. Just hang on to the base. Yeah, see what I can dig up about destroyers specifically from mines. All right Okay, wait fair.
What are you doing? Go back to the base. Go hang out in my room. Okay.
I'm gonna turn the lights out Is way fair going emo? That's where I keep all my notes In the dark. They're in a paint that human eyes can't see I've got everything on my home planet and galaxy up there. Cool.
I'm gonna go look at it Cool fair enough. Uh, all right Finding a baby name book goes well You might look successful. Yeah There's one that's like 10,000 baby names and there's one that's like fine the perfect baby name for you But it doesn't tell you how many baby names are in it. How many pages comparatively?
It looks like the final perfect baby name for you is a little bit thicker, but you don't know how much of that's preamble But it has preamble like it will help you. Yeah, okay. I'm not that one. Okay.
Let's slap a bow on it I'm gonna leave it on on queries bed. Okay, okay I'm a tab I'm inside of a little inscription Oh Okay, good. All right. So query you meets with the evangelist in jail.
Yes, I you meet in kind of a private room The guards he'd be treating him pretty well. Okay, like usually considering he's a mess murder Yeah, like he has some tea and they have a couple books that he bring them in. Okay interesting. What do you want?
Um, I need to speak with you. I've been researching you. I think you're onto something. I'm always onto something everyone knows that I spoke with the security.
Okay. She told me that you're looking for a disciple or someone to talk to to apply your ideas into Well, you want someone in the prison someone outside of the prison might be more valuable. I Here's the thing. I can do what I need to do anyway I was just offering a hand to you so that you could be closer to god Well, I'm here.
Have you brought someone to me or allowed me to go out and gen The more people I preach the more souls I say I'm bringing myself to you. Mm. I don't know if you're a true believer I don't know either. Here's what I do now.
I've been attacked by a demon. I've been attacked by a wizard I have been attacked by a subdimensional body blob Clearly, you know something I don't clearly you're more attuned to what else out there and my typical ways of intelligence gathering at work So it's time to listen to the people who came to talk Okay, I don't know exactly what you're after. I want to figure out what exactly is all involved with the pillars the vessel, etc You know more than anybody else. Mm.
I understand that those are tight in your beliefs. I've investigated those I don't believe they're far fashioned. You didn't summon an angel out of nowhere No, I I didn't I use a man to bring to me what I wanted and To be still I've completed it. I just need I need someone to be a revolutionary for me.
I'm speaking death Sacrifice. Yes, there's no real death. Marjivim. Sure.
You want to be crass. Well, it's inspiring to the person's being Kill them sure so if you're willing to be the one the revolutionary prove it I was only to die. I wanted to follow unless I I'll give bring you someone that needs to die if that's what you need well I If you're willing to listen, I will talk to you now is not the time I understand my door's open seems like you have people coming here. Maybe you'll hold me I'm sure you're not okay.
Yes, all right I'll turn around leave all right cool. So I headed towards the image. Okay, the wizard mansion. Yes Let me know when I have a chance to talk to you really okay.
What do you guys have going on anybody do anything? Is that for baby name book? What was we have y'all doing searching for the destroyer searching for the destroyer? role in the yesterday Five you you come across some conspiracy websites talking about how There was there are Metas in the past that the government has been trying has tried to hide and a lot of people are talking about People with altered memories or lapses of memories or blank spots in history where there's just like no recorded history and There's some really whacked out shit But that's kind of what you get the jive of the governments Sanitizing history.
No, that's what the destroyer that's what you kind of come across I mean you come across like probably the destroyer That's like a bunch of like the ology and stuff if you're like for like if you're cross referencing stuff with like old men Talking about the destroyer. There's like some old men who have like had psychotic breaks and talked about it Mostly and a lot of people are connecting it to what seems to be this conspiracy of the government hiding very powerful minutes from history Okay, so like I made a does something and then the government's covered up. Yep. Okay like a big cover of events Okay, okay, interesting Wait fair.
What do you paint with your paint? It's gonna look at the Countdown clock that I have going Okay. Yeah, I doesn't really have an end date on it yet, but right I've been doing tail-ies Okay, there are a lot of them. All right fair enough security.
What are you doing? What have I not baked in a while lemons? Where's oh? Yeah, let's do that Really though.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, all right. So you're making lemon squares and you're knocking the door Who is it you hear voice on the side like Oh In all right, it's like hey, I'll give you a hug. I don't actually know or not, but yeah, you know, okay Well, you've met her. That's right.
Yeah, okay. She's like this is my friend Kira. I think you're like, oh, hey, I've heard about you This is awesome. Okay, I'll give her a one too.
What am I saying? All right? You guys all have walks And she's in the clear to both like maybe we're gonna drive your time. I thought I'd say hi you came at the perfect time What are you making?
I am making lemon squares. I enjoy lemon squares ages. Oh, you're gonna care. I'll be making lemon squares I know how to buttershane.
It's good. I like to live vicariously through baking stories. I bake not nearly enough All right. Okay, you are out of prison now you can contact me Can I do this in the middle of them baking lemon squares?
Yeah, absolutely. I'm gonna send a radio broadcast everybody's like I think it's time to get the guns out We need to storm the mansion what? One mansion one downtown with the wizards with wizards. We need more information about this question.
This is the only place to get So many magic user She's the base right yeah, no all three you guys are the Shannon's impression of a drone pilot No, I'm just we have that wizard mansion in town. We have one day to ask that question the only place to find more information I'm what we're looking for sitting right in front of us. We just need to be willing to do it Many people are there, you know 30 30 wizards not always it's only just have automatic weapons No, you're saying this after the wizard just left Yes, because the wizard didn't have anything to tell us other than what we already knew I was talking about stinky I know that's what I mean. We talked to her about that.
This is where it's led. I just want to talk to the evangelist He's not getting anything else up. We've got wizards in town. We've got pillars to chase all around the world But we can't do that 24 hours.
Okay, what are we doing with wizards? I think we know I know The guns it's men of four core. I apologize. Do you actually own guns?
I would ask just these I like the idea of you being like no, I was I was moving my arms when I said yeah, right? I'm going to apologize to Kira, but I'm asking her to be able to she wants to play quality control quality control on lemon squares Oh after the live it's where before I'm gonna give her quick rundown of wizards. How do you need me to run quality control on wizards? I don't know He's just making My hearing all this yeah are the dark bones around yeah, they're I'm gonna get them ready You really want to talk about I thought what you guys you thought what yeah, it was hard to do this Yeah, how much training do those girls have well, they're about to get training now I don't I don't think it's a good idea to bring those girls into a battle situation and the girls like we don't want to I I Want to say they have powers Okay, you need me to assist you on this yes, please okay, I will I guess thank you Kiramans hang out with the clone sisters.
That's probably best. You have any ice cream? Okay. Oh, did they get introduced yet?
Everything she's hanging out in the place and yeah, here's like I can bake I Be high in the four girls is Kira like Kira. I know she's just this is really big out with 30 All right, she's like I'm gonna hang out with Tia Tamara Mary Kate Ashley We're gonna bake some cookies I There's four there's Mary Kate well, there's Tia Tamara Mary Mary Mary Kate Never mind Back with Kate Ashley and the rest of them And Tia and Tamara will make cookies because they don't feel like they want to go fight things just came actually sound like a C. W. I Work with speed You for our going to the wizard mansion or is way fair not going I Tell me they're leaving.
I'll tell them that I'll just do some scouting while they get there and try to evacuate nearby houses Okay, where is the man? It's like in the bridge neighborhood. I'm sorry about asks. What did these people do and why are we attacking their house?
I have to tie into the whole vessel thing I trust that if you're okay with a home invasion that there's some good reason they're connected to the evangelist I see All right, all right, so you all meet up in the front of the mansion the wizard mansion Clarity bells they do I see them coming up? Yeah, okay? I'm gonna try to get far enough way for the mansion people can't see on there to intercept. Okay, and say like oh I guess I clear it Oh, I'm gonna reach up in my sweater and throw a thing of astronaut ice cream better I'll be like I owe you one all right.
This is highly experimental. It supposedly tastes better than real ice cream I wouldn't know she's like really pretty good. Okay. Okay.
Okay. Okay. What we know about this house is that there are At least one or two magic users that are intricately connected to the evangelist as well as the unnamed wizard that has been interfering with our stuff in the city I e angels ie exploding fire blood stuff Tom Cochran as well the person that we're looking at we don't have anything for is Connected to hear he was talking to someone in here regarding his plans the last time I visited I don't know what we're gonna see but what I recommend is taking out all of the guards non-violently as best we can Because we do not need to go in there and just start a fight We need to talk to them last time I tried to approach though They weren't the friendliest folks in the world so having unified front and being careful and not hurting anybody might actually Win us some resources in the future. So we're walking into talk well.
They won't let us walk into talk We're going to have to make room for ourselves. Can we try first? You're welcome to but I don't know how to get you out of trouble if Something pops up. How do we stop them from magic and away?
Well, we can't but we will have their notes in their books and at least something to investigate that gives us anything We have nothing we have nothing right now Okay, how do I do this and I'm gonna show them a layout of the building How many people were in the courtyard guarding stuff like four five like four five so obscurity you and I sneak in take those guys out Okay, hopefully silently because you can be quite nice you play right absolutely Okay, if we do that then y'all can just walk through the front door Nobody's gonna get high wizard are well They should be in the building but if they don't hear gunfire go off then they're likely going to be Less agitated less well in fight we don't like oozy's going off in a suburb in a neighborhood right like that's the goal And if we get in trouble, I know y'all can handle it I'm just saying we get to skip people in the courtyard How so I open portals, but they're gonna be coming in afterwards firing guns. That's a concern Like we will have to deal with them when they rush into the building I don't see don't see this I can't tell you what's in that building if you want to put around you're welcome to you're a lot more Bulletproof than I am she's invisible. Do you want to get her in? I'm willing to throw the dice if you are I'm serious.
We always just jump through a portal It's never gonna be the will if we tried them before yeah, she went to drink tower. Oh, right? Yeah Yeah Fair this place doesn't have elevators right? Oh, I'm sure there's like dumb leather systems There's a little at least that's that not some fancy stupid weight system.
Yeah 30 minutes later she said I'm trash I don't know do you want to do the stealthy obscurity or you want to go in and just poke around I think we should try and stealth it okay. I'd be willing to try and stealth it all right So you guys are gonna take out the people in the corner with guns with self yeah, I roll stealthing we do some metal gearing and a little Solving Oh That is five okay, you both successfully sneak around there are only like three dudes with guns and you're able to take them out pretty quickly Easily okay. I'm gonna quit assemble the guns. Okay.
You take out the people in the courtyard everybody else is waiting outside for your I'll go ahead and give them your piece move. Okay, so I'm gonna be safe We're gonna knock on the doors at the best approach. What do you think? So there's 30 people here there was less time I was here things my change people side to shoot us We can go in for portals if you want ready Fear Sure Okay No We're here with the Emperor heroes.
What do you want? We need to talk to someone about the vessel. That's not my business I'm just a researcher then we need your help Did you wear the guards your guards are fine? They're uninjured.
They're on the front lawn. You broke into my house I've done it before and I'll do it again. Oh, what are you people? What are you doing?
We need help criminals? We need help We need your help. We know what you do in this house. This is a process of magic.
Yeah, I know just read books No, no, not the last time I was here I Do these I'm doing like these all the time all the I need your help The guys like what are you talking about? Will you leave my house, please? I'll leave this on you if y'all want to leave the house or welcome to Leave you here by yourself. I believe you can.
I can't go wizard Can't go wizard. Yeah, what do you tell? I've no many wizards. I don't know candle.
I'm gonna show the picture Yes, I know that man. Who is he? Why do you need to know he broke into my home? Well, that's probably true We're looking after him.
We're where he may try to put this in your risk Well, his name is allard. I would address alert address. He's he's one of the the messers of this house What I don't know what he gets up to all the time But there's no reason to charge in here like vagrants. I've attempted to talk to somebody before him shut down Well, I've heard ball individuals.
Well, right? Exactly. Well, let's talk to you What can I do to make you feel more comfortable? I've broken your home.
Not have knocked out my guards. That's gonna be difficult That would have been the step one What your lemon square full of white fruit I don't want sugar eating that lemon square. This is good by the way terrible baking. I only eat raw fruits I'm not a freaking raw vegan.
That's even worse. Frigging the trash like lemon squares I have one question for you. I'm waiting. Well, you walked in here with eight tons of muscle I don't know what else I can do gas magic phones.
Don't gas magic. I told you about research about all your wizard friends Are they not home right now? They're not in this room at the moment. I'll jump.
I'm gonna wink at gravity I don't have I don't have eyes, but my ass will have eyes in the eyes I'm gonna say We believe out-enders is looking for something known as the vessel and four pillars point towards the vessel Yes, we have any information where the fall of prophecy Will you have any information that you can share with us to help us understand the prophecy? We do not want to see this house or the people in your neighborhood killed for this What are you asking? I know nothing You know quite a bit. You know about the pillars in the vessel I don't know what a pillar is I don't know what a vessel is I don't know how to find it or how to look.
The pillars point to vessels and vessels are beings that can hold great powers and magic summons from other places So then pillars are people? Or things or objects they're basically magic trinkets take a look like whatever you want And there's only a few of them or are they all very well? There's various rituals, but it all has to be self-sacrifice I understand So I mean, allard is not the most socially aware person So I'm assuming he enlisted the help of somebody who was able to convince people to self-sacrifice That makes a lot of sense Thank you Do I end? Define the vessel to summon great power Most people are Are you?
We did just break into his power We did just break into his house as a show of force Yes, you did With several people that could kill me at an instant if I even turned a walk away I'm being honest about it I know We're not going to kill you In fact, that's all I really needed unless you admitted to kidnapping and breaking in here before No, I know Let's make this clear I know we can't give love This is a blatant threat Do you know any of the vessels with the pillars that he may be looking for? Well, there's the privacy of all the vessels But I mean the pillars could be summoned as long as the rituals are complete So is that research he would have been able to do here? That he is his own place He has his own side I mean he comes here just any sometimes So is this more of a waypoint house? It's just part of the guild Okay, there's a guild This is just a guild house Okay What we don't know We're superheroes, that's how we solve problems Dude, that's not a great way I agree, I mean, but then again, none of us are wizards So we got to do what we can I'm sorry for intruding, is there anything I do to make this night worth it?
You can please leave before anyone sees you here Okay, that won't be a problem Fantastic, that won't be a problem I'm really not a business gardener, let's walk away Thank you, thanks for your help everybody, appreciate it I've been learning what we want to learn We've learned what we need to know Essentially that we will have to do some form of self-sacrifice To find the vessel That's what the individualist was doing Was having people commit suicide So yeah, next step So was I? I guess I've heard it's painless I'm damn it It's not a good match joke I've followed him You've got one That's right Oh, right Okay, so Uh The day passes Or clear I'm gonna leave a Snickers bar at that guy's house before we leave Okay, all right I'll leave a hundred bucks in each of the guard's pockets Okay, weird compensation Like a bat on him Well, sorry notes All right, so you leave $300 on a Snickers bar That's why we're the superheroes Not gonna do dollars on a Snickers bar Yeah, uh, do you do anything before you're next meetup with the collector? No, no, you have to go get the stuff I'm good All right I have to go get the angel, but Are you gonna go do that? Okay Do you go get the angel?
So then you have the meetup Are you bringing the angel to the uh, the zap one? Um, it'll be like, I don't know like a mile away With a video on it and say keep it or something That's not sort of deal You were asking? No, that's one thing you did not discuss That's the question I suppose the question I would ask is Mr. Allard is looking for a vessel What is the vessel?
Fair enough And where is it? Or is that two questions? That is two questions That's connected by it and I mean, know what the actual prophecy is Yeah, why not? Because I can probably be found in a book somewhere If a magical mirror is giving us truth Beyond anything else Went to think outside the box What about asking for geographical location?
Um, yeah We'd be able to narrow it down to a small area I'm not here Then we'd know what's in here It's not stationary What if it is a person? And they move Well then we'd always have a face to start Ordinance? Yeah At a time and a day It's not nothing Right, okay Or we could just ask where this other guy isn't Rough enough I mean, there's no guarantee we'll win Yeah, he's a magic guy Yeah, he's a magic guy Alright, so Do you guys go to see the collector? Yeah Alright, so you returned?
Is the deal a metal? The deal is a metal I'm going to show him the video, Daniel Okay, is this me? What you're looking for? I will have my men take it if you give us location Sure thing Alright, he has some men in a truck Go drive out to where the angel looks So I'm going to wait until he brings the mirror Right, well he's going to ask the mirror the question Oh goodness, I am going to wait No Will you write it down to a piece of paper for me?
Yeah Whoa Yesterday We trusted nobody except for her We did? Yes I'm fine asking it I just wanted to make sure I don't mess it up That's all Yeah Thanks Brad, girl, for your photo confidence I'm not even sure about myself But you could have a back a little bit there You know, if we write it down to a piece of paper To the exact word Because I don't want to be blamed for The seven things when you're a character She doesn't say you fuck her Yes Met analogy Shut up I'm not sure enough to know Wait, let's talk again Then I have a snack of points here That basically guarantee That she'll fuck it up somehow Throw the character book in No Write down to a piece of paper Okay, last call I can't wait for it Wait, there was making funny faces Last time we did this and not responding to questions So I think why would you think of somewhere else? I can do this, give me the words From the words Read it clearly What am I asking? I'll go to the vessel What the vessel?
So So what am I asking for? Um Where? Not just where, we feel more specific Where? What is?
That we're doing location Location? Um We want like actual coordinates Or just like more generalized What are the geographical coordinates? Okay Of the vessel pursued by Allard Can we know what the vessel is? I don't know if we have the luxury It's one question that has to be too close What if it's a super general vessel And then we don't know where That's what I don't know We don't know what we're looking for right now Of the vessel And if it said that it was a person We would have nothing That's, we gave nothing It's so fairly for those That's what's the vessel that what the Allard That Allard is seeking Allard and Drus The wizard I'm trying really hard not to say Andros Yeah I guess so What is it?
With Andros Was that it? Yeah Andros How do you spell it? A M D R E S Is that right? Uh It is A M D R A S Andros Is seeking Was that?
I'm sorry I'm just reading out loud my words So I have one of the geographical coordinates of the vessel that Allard Andros is seeking Yes Very clear, single question, single answer So Wait Farron, do you have any Didn't you need a look? Are you cool with asking for the location? I trust you Oh gosh So much faith in the Not faith Just We don't trust ourselves Alright Alright Alright The clutch Gets up and he slides up in a wall There's a piece of glass in the mirror on the wall And the mirror's got like the metal hooks Like holding it in place Uh he's like security Oh okay He takes out his his set of keys That look really old and rustic And then unlocks this big weird looking lock And then the glass lines open And he's like put your hand on the mirror Okay Is that a better which one? No, just one of your hands And then you have to repeat these words And he says words in your ear Okay Yeah, do I do it okay?
Yeah, if you repeat Yeah, he gives him to you slowly Not that you can Okay He's so nervous Then the mirror like lights up And then he's like Ask your question I was gonna ask you a question But I didn't want you to take that from the mirror Just to talk Alright, never mind No, no, no You can ask me First of all You can ask, you can ask the GM a question Okay What do you ask? Did I, could I have asked the collector before Do I have to address the mirror? Uh, you asked the mirror As if you were asking somebody else But like do I call it something? The words that I gave you to say are Oh, okay, all right That's all I'm trying to make sure Okay, all right What are the geographical coordinates Of the vessel That allard andress is seeking Okay, uh, the mirror flashes And your head starts filling with information Um, and you see the face of a girl She's about 14 Uh, in high school Of the name Bethany Miles Is in your head And you know exactly where she is at the moment She is in a history class In the local high school Oh, dip What?
Yeah, in town You know like exactly where she is See, okay And then the mirror goes dim And he's like, did you get your answer? Well, I know you did I'll smell you He closes the glass and locks it with a big weird lock With the keys back in his pocket He's like And my men are going to get the angel We're all swear to be Good to know Now, were you aware of the circumstances of this angel? Somebody summoning them for some reason But unless there's four doesn't do anything It was an unsuccessful, unformed son Yeah, but I mean still they're impressively As long as you don't expect anything other than a board No, not at all I mean a lot of the stuff I collect is just antiquity Just to be antiquity Okay, fair enough I haven't been able to crack that thing So have fun I know that you're not gonna give it up So I'm gonna sit in a glass case Look pretty If they summon another one, I'll take it But unless they do, then I have the full set Fair enough Fair enough Well, I'll be on an I-off for things that you may be interested in I'd be interested in future fields Alright I think you have my number Yes And next time you talk to Blair Let her know that our trade was successful And I guess that that connection of hers is not burned Well, dude She comes around every few months Wandering and smelling weird Fair enough Alright, then If you leave his Zeppelin team picks off Yeah, I'm gonna do that So After the blimp far is away That's a great 2d blimp That's all nothing does I'm gonna be so scared to do you know Do you know where the vessel is? I do, I even know who it is Oh, okay, that works out And I will tell them Okay, alright So, next step, how do we get an activity?
Woah Let's go talk to her Talk to a kid never Go talk to her James A dornal I am a professor I forget that Oh man I guess I will go back and do some research on this gal Okay, anybody doing anything at the last one You're gonna go do some research on this teenager? Yeah Security, what are you doing? I'll do the same I will, well unless I mean it's 30-ballon cura They still hang around Yeah I'm gonna be all hang out with them in town for the day Okay So you go out and girl the out? Yeah, go get ice cream Okay Cura likes ice cream Gee, I love ice cream She's a dozy-bouncy, she used to work on ice cream shop Oh, where's she working out?
She's like I quit my lame job to hang out with a superhero who wanted to go on a road trip Oh So I don't work anywhere Oh nice Yeah So now I've been weird superheroes across the country It's pretty fucking awesome Sounds pretty amazing indeed Yeah, grab, grab what do you do I've got to let you never see Okay For any particular reason I'll look up the girl on the... See how girls' grades aren't So from like the extra girls' system We're crazy and swollen and I look at him You know what she's doing and we're good Is the vessel smart at chemistry? Wait, wait, Ferra, what are you doing? And watch the...
Zeppelin fly away for a little while and then I'll go back to the base Okay You really don't like that guy Alright He has something I want Alright Fair enough, he probably got lost Got a lot of stuff I want I look at Divers like We're gonna reach out to the vessel You don't have to sacrifice your GPAs We're gonna go for like 43 overnight Alright, one by one Zeppelin flies away slowly and you're sad about it, Wafer? Yeah For greaser, right 3.7 3.8 That's pretty good She's not valavic or maggot problem But I mean... Valentin or maggot? No, it's not like what area she's best in I don't know what I'm gonna say She's only...
14? Yeah She's okay, readers She had a short project Brought a G Anything No She had a short story published in the anthology of high school short stories It was a mediocre one About like... It's published though Yeah Yeah Well, okay Alright Uh, Quirry, you find out about her Pretty normal stuff She's a pretty normal teen been living in Amberville for a long time What's the family such? She's got pretty standard nuclear family A younger brother, her parents She's the first of two children They have a dog and a cat Her parents are still together The two perfectes Yeah Her dad works an office job and her mom temps at like as a receptionist somewhere like only part time Janine?
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