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I mean, okay, so grab roll and of security went and help stop dr. Hydress Yeah, it's an old man blasting a water cannon yelling about the destroyer He gets carted off we had a meeting with the collector. Yeah, what's that is? Yeah, not his yacht Yeah To ask about being able to question Yeah, yeah magic me magic me one question didn't answer and you wanted the fourth Oh, third archangel and exchange.
Yes question here Then I'm a little shaky before the wizard house break in okay We went and talked to the evangelist trying to pump information couldn't get anywhere But notice that he has started to win over the guards and then asked if y'all will help storm the mansion and then clearly I'll show that and she helped us do that. Yes. I found once once said scared old man. Yeah He gave us the name of the wizard we've been chasing a season Okay, which you'll want to read instead of me because I'm just gonna say and I want to too That's why I wrote it So we did that we got out of there and then traded the angel to the collector Yes, and we asked for the geographical coordinates of the vessel the allard the searching for yeah, it's our muddefin Yeah, but he's looking for basically one final sacrifice before you can do something horrible right and she is a 14 year old girl But lives in her city and Bethany miles and what was the cliff in there's a ride at the prison?
Yes, okay? So everybody gets the notification that there's a riot at the prison obscure. Ah, what do you do? Let's go to the prison white what the why is there riot?
What's happening? Who started it? It seems like some guards went AWOL and started letting some prisoners out and taking over a second prison. Oh dear.
Oh dear. Oh dear. Oh dear All right, well, we all want to head down there. Yep.
Okay. All right, is everybody heading out? There's anybody doing anything different? I'm not sure we get the girl.
Not yet. Not if there's a prison riot going on We'd have to the only reason why we would feel under pressure is if we thought allard knew we knew her name There's no reason to think that you would unless unless he's connected to the collector I suppose but even then this seems more processing. There'd be a lot of dead people that prison I we should probably put that And the evangelist could have gotten his hands on someone also relevant to what might happen so I'd say we get down and now All right, I'm gonna wear right here. So reinforce clothing.
Okay, it's a little bit. All right. Everyone else is heading down All right, you all meet up at the prison the prison surrounded by policing cars and swatting teams and wolf cop is there Like you say your first name ever time she's brought up. Everyone goes there wolf cop.
It's really weird. Fair enough. She has an actual name Sorry Barbara wolf cop is there She's there directing the SWAT teams, okay, and she sees you guys pull up and she's like are you here to help? Yep?
You want help? You think you can? Yeah, hi Barbara. Hi, security.
What's going on in there? It seems like it started in South Terri confine and some guards started taking over sub-locks. Don't know why guards are strange Yep, it does seems to be seems they set out a lot of a bunch of prisoners and they take another one sausage So we're going there. We're presuming they're all well armed and well armored.
So we're taking it very cautiously We're waiting for demands at the moment because there hasn't been much action We haven't had much communication we want open up on the communication or we just shut the same we've tried to communicate in but we haven't heard anything We're we're holding back until we hear hear anything we have presents we have guidelines to follow But sure what do you think is the best option? I think it would be difficult to take on the entire person with four people and It's not safe to send this one thing right so we can try to open up a line of communication or subject to start really on the option You're the heroes. How can we help you? Well, we have guidelines we can't instruct you to do anything Do you want us to what would it be beneficial to beat them up or would it be beneficial to try to get them to talk?
I would if you could take out whoever's in charge of this thing would be great. We can handle that. Yeah Yep, you know who's in charge? Nope.
We just know that the guards started it Who was all in solitary? She has a list of prisoners including the evangelist any other big All villains or anything or they just like no other people no huge villains. No, okay But there are a bit of people no this is not a matter of prison. Oh, it's just for normal peeps Prison for Dornies for for mondanes First person Act one yes That already happened when we got there so no Okay, that's fine.
We'll have to say close watch each other's backs if they're seizing the prison They're seizing the methods of keeping the prisoners in which means cameras sentry towers turrets scanners This is a maximum security present or it's just like bar wire around with like our power its medium security It's not like super nice. Okay, so it's not like right it's for normal me. So guns things are gonna pop Yeah, no, it's not okay. We need to be aware of it though There are our methods of keeping people in this place and they will try to use it this is okay They're not expecting people to teleport their walls.
No, but we need to be Expecting bullets are they go far into me in my chest and legs and body. So what do you guys do? I recommend that we teleport in we find the safest possible place to telefort and clean it up and then make a game plan for that Okay, we want to avoid wide open spaces such as mess halls prison yards. I was thinking more library church Warden's office is their a church in this facility.
There's a chapel. Yes. All right. Let's go there I wouldn't recommend that no Yeah, yeah, it is pretty on the theme is Actually, the real question is whether or not he's that he probably is He's kind of made a big show of that before Cathedral tent unless he needs this place We can we bring up like a blueprint of the yes.
Yeah. Yeah, can you guess where the wardens offices? I have a blueprint Yeah, yeah, you might be able to shut down some of the security measures from there Okay, and it's probably smaller so we would have a better chance at a fight There's probably a few people in there, but nothing that us working handle if we jump out of any portals true Is there any extra SWAT gear around that the SWAT team has yeah, yeah, yeah, are you gonna put it on? Is that really always try to get like a bulletproof vest?
I mean Alright, I'm an alien, but I got squishy bits, you know fair enough. This is more of the shield than superheroes, but Right, you know you never said Alex. I wish I didn't bring my couple or best This was a mistake. It's like bringing a peanut butter sandwich on a long car ride.
You know, even if you don't eat it You're like well, right exactly. All right, so what's the exact name? Fucking great. No, we should tell the world into the office We're not a situation from there and if we need to we can use portals to bring this one tonight.
All right roll will for portals That's fair you open up a portal and you step through you are in an office, but it's not the wardens office. Hey there No, just a bunch of papers. Hey, it's like the therapist's office. I tried this is a good place It's any there's nobody inside.
Okay, let's sneak in we saw the blueprints. Yeah, so where are we in relation to? We're in the office area. Okay, you're like four or five offices down.
Okay. Is there a random like a security camera? Yes, can I try to do it? You can give a shot.
What's everybody doing while we're here to hack? I'm just gonna say please watch my back on a turn down. Oh, I am You are hacking I'm scared he goes invisible or scout not at all. It's everybody else doing for the all clear All clear you're able to hack the security camera excellent.
Can I get back to me earlier? Oh, yeah, can I just turn the cameras off? Yeah, what else is going on in the security really a lot of them seem to be blacked out. Okay, so like it seems like Some are working on this.
Yeah, well, I'll just shut down the camera so they can't see And I guess can we figure out where that be where those like where is that thing that I'm acting into? Do we know that graphically or not like where the server room is? Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's it's more in the like technical area It's a little bit down from where you are now. Okay, I'm gonna try to investigate that I'm gonna say I'm gonna follow the lead on the camera.
Maybe figure out this workout Okay, so we know what exactly what's going on a lot of the cameras already blacked out Which means that they've been tampering the cameras, but they've not the footage so that's where queries are Like it's during the day Going to the camera room where's everybody else going? The words You guys get the words off first you go to the words office and there are some prisoners going through files and shit No, they just they just have orange jumpsuits and they're digging through files rip itself They just seem to be raising heck. So fellas are the guys yeah I'm sorry to take their gender. It's a dick prison.
It's a dick prison. Okay Oh shit Hey, we're just fucking we're just taking advantage of bad situation, man. Who started this? I don't know some guards let us out and tell us to run brick shit house in this area.
What are you looking for in here? What? What are you looking for? The words dick were fucking up his office.
Okay, where's the word? I have no idea I'm just making a mess. Well, yeah, I mean he's taking a shit in his desk Yeah Look man, we don't have powers or anything. We don't want to fight we get ourselves up It's just somebody let us out of toast run run havoc so we're doing it.
He's at ties or duct tape Sure got something. Yeah, you guys a man does yeah Look shit man You know the real torture is if you look at the top of the radio You're like Just There's a desk There's papers everywhere they're just normal ward and shit, okay Looks like there's a gun safe, but they weren't able to get it open. Oh, it's locked. Yeah, they try to yeah It looks like they tried to jimmy up with a screwdriver, but they just fuck the lock up Right no security controls.
Yeah, all right I Looks like a prison all right, so I don't know prison looks like What are you looking for solitary confinement? You see the word solitary confinement place on areas It's like a whole wing though. Yeah, it's like what I have to wade through to get there you have way through sea block sea block Which is come what you come block for What are they coming from black for like the worst the worst guys or you don't know what they keep it where it's just a different block Of prison though. They just keep some of the population separated so all right.
You have to go through sea block to get to solitary Okay, so he's in good whatever which way is the chapel the chapel is through a block Chapel or solitary already have a different plan while we're in the criminal justice system. What should we do? Not this part of it. No Who are we after I'm assuming a banjo store some some someone from solitary Okay, all right, so you're going through a block to a block, okay?
Wayfare and query you make it to the control room where all the cameras are you're there. Mm-hmm. There's no one inside. Okay, let's do Yeah, the service just it's just there running at home and a lot of the cameras seem to be down There are like two or three cameras the law can I check the records from the right line started figure out exactly?
You should try to look through old footage. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, you can do you have to sit through a bunch of footage? You might take a while okay, wait for what are you doing while where you sit through old footage?
Oh, talk you through what I'm doing by the way Just so you know look around and just try to x-ray the walls to see if I can see anyone around in the different rooms by us Okay, roll to do x-ray. We need your energy Weird energy All right, you you see through a couple of walls that you see there are some people in the store room and they look to be looting the store room All right, that's pretty boring All right, let's see the two guys time to the radio. No You guys should see a desk full of human shit. It's full poops Yep, all right, so do you do anything about people do in the store room?
We're just gonna stay here All right, so you're sitting through the footage back So when it started seemed like a couple of guards shot a couple of other guards and started that prisoners out, okay? What about our friend the evangelist before anything happens in South area the camps go down It's like the guards started taking over the place and then started shutting cameras down one by one See like a shutting them down on location not in the server What's the last one to shut down last one to shut down was in a block wasn't a block was the chapel shut down the chapel is still not shut down What's going on the chapel? It doesn't seem to be much there's a prisoners like held up in there They seem to be barricading the door with pews. I'm gonna tap in and go grab a girl of security The chapel is filled with prisoners But not the evangelist looks to be relatively safe the last cameras to went off that went off were done manually in a block The riot started when prison guards shot the other prison guards.
Okay, the evangelist is nowhere on here That's where that leads me to believe he's been the one shooting Cameras down because if I try to follow from where he was cameras were out before the riots started every other place I tried to track him So he could be an avoc this is like the last place that would been I don't know if that's where he is But right seems like the I don't know if the warmest clue Well, we're heading there might as well head there to life right yeah prisoners were barricading themselves in there Yes, and there are still two cameras active right where those at one is in the kitchen and one is in the loading dock area Oh, the kitchen there's some prisoners hanging around there loading dock area There seems to be a large truck being outfitted with some sort of landing device I will relay the ramming truck Maybe we should split up obscurity. You and I go into a black you to go down south truck Do we have any communication to the outside? I can talk about the feet. Yeah, yeah your things can happen to please man Right now what probably let them know about the ram truck I'm gonna say if obscurity if you want to sneak towards a I will follow you after I talk to both happen Okay, that's fine, but you two can probably get a truck perfectly fine.
Yeah Okay, so who's going where starting this side trick wafers going to the truck? Right, hauling We'll stop it then and You tell what got the information says copy so you guys are splitting up You are both willing to have as well but like heading together in different directions. Yeah, yeah So can I ask a question of welcome sure can I ask you if she wants us to have people brought out there or we're Straight inside the best okay. We're working on right so everybody is kind of splitting up Even though gravity girl way for heading in the same direction just putting up from each other we're in groups and we're going together But I'm gonna try not to get away from this right But you but you also are splitting up from wayfarer to head where gravity girl and security were and they're splitting up Yeah, so everybody for at least a moment is well It's a fourth degree group.
Absolutely. Yeah, yeah I don't know which way is the loading dock it is through B block Okay, I didn't like the central. They're kind of like a central hub and they all go off in different directions All right, so first well fair you're heading through From the control room through B block you come across a bunch of prisoners writing and stuff and they they see you and they're like Well, can go out here. They start throwing stuff at you.
They're throwing like trades. They're just like writing just throwing shit at you Alright cool Alright, all right, you come across a big like door that you're supposed to go like a bar door But it is closed and it's tied together with like a bunch of shit. Yeah, it's in your way What do you do? Can I like is there anything above me like a mine?
Floor above me. Yeah, so there's like a second one. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, I'm on the bottom.
Yeah, you're on the outside You're looking in Yeah, I know this is it the supply no, it's just into B block You're just blocked out from B block cuz there's a door that's all like jammed up and friendship not real huge Okay, so these guys are really Ever the bathroom right Do I know what's in B block you know that you have to go through B block to get to the truck right? But was there a camera feed no, there's no camera feed in B block So I could be people behind the store. Yeah, yeah Try to portal through the door Alright, you are able to get through the door query where you headed again I was headed towards obscurity and investigating a right okay, so you are headed from the control room to a block You come across a couple of prisoners beating the crap out of one prisoner one prisoner Yeah, it's like one little week prisoners like oh, there's like shit kicking this dude. I'm gonna start whistling okay Okay, what's going on here folks good?
There's only two key kind of dude. Oh, okay. I'm just gonna start fighting them. All right roll fight Okay, you're able to fight them.
Okay, we're all in on a fight. All right, you're able to find my What it takes a little bit? I'm gonna look down at the s will hang out. Yeah, right?
What they do to you? He pukes I'm a sunset. I'm gonna if he has like really serious ones or anything I'm gonna cross them now. He just looks like a gap person beat What you got like bleeding the face and about the body?
I'm gonna do that thing that coaches do the boxers The thing out of the thing on their face or whatever They're gonna be okay, like he's not going in a family All right, well, there's presses wounds back in it when I do that I'm gonna talk to him okay I'm gonna say you might need to fight your way out here give us some snow and salt Yeah You can't defend yourself you're being trouble Actually what happened here? He pissed off the wrong people. He's not part of the same prison gang as those dudes and they caught him off guard What about the prison where I have happened? People out you out there's a bunch of people out Yeah, so what happens with the guards and where they just wait here?
They fuck off somewhere else what your guard shot other guards and they just let us out and let us do whatever I mean a bunch what do you mean? Half the person got shot the other half was like seven dudes seven guards. Oh, okay Like sort of like the shot the other ones and I don't know exactly how many but that's what I would guess okay, but it's not like I don't know man. They just let us out and then people started kicking them at us.
No, I'm sorry that they kicked your ass if I see Again, I'll get their ass. Okay, sounds good. All right What would your business card made out of? All right, as you're walking out he like grabs like something in the room like a piece of metal starts stabbing the dude He knocked out.
He's like fuck you bitch. He starts stabbing him with it Did you stop him? No, okay, all right. He the 30 men that are knocked out you merciless Stamps the pieces with a ship Okay, so security.
Yeah, you were close to a block than anybody else. Um, you get to a block first Yes, there are no prisoners a block But there's a guard standing in the center Like cuz all the it's like two stories and all of the cells are around in a big circle and there's one Person in the center like in the mass area. Okay one guard sitting or looking at the door as you enter in Okay, you have like a gun yeah, yeah, he was on head To his own head. Oh fuck.
I'm a bomb Russian. I'm gonna try tackling. Okay, you're running out of it Right, but what's that do make stuff sounds so I just roll still I got an eight Jesus Christ I'm really good stealth invisible. It's the one thing she's super good true.
All right, you bum-ruff him It doesn't seem to he doesn't notice you until you're there. What do you do when you get to him? I'm gonna tackle him down We get away from him roll flight This is not so good at watching night. Holy shit.
All right, you're able to tackle him down. He screams no And he reaches first gun. I want a gun All right, you already knocked him down. So he's trying to reach for the gun.
He's gonna roll to reach for the gun It's a very folksy way to walk the gun. I want to be here. All right He's reaching for the gun. How do you stop him from reaching for the gun?
All right, he's able to grab the gun before you step on a sand so he has the gun in his hand You step on it. It's your turn. Okay. Well, at least he'll step down his hand.
Yeah, okay But he has the gun in his hand. Okay, I'm gonna try to reach down and get it out of his hand. All right, rogue a contest of What fight probably it's a fight for the guns. It's a fight the gun thing.
Roll fight. Hey, five. Oh, geez. All right You pull the gun out of the bag All right, so it's his turn roll notice All right, you notice that after after you grab the gun of his hand he reaches with his other hand and pulls a piece out of his sock Oh, it's your turn Socks secret socks that's the real conspiracy oh Again one one for fight no two wait no one one.
All right. Would you like to spend any points to yes, please? All right, what are you spending a reroll? Okay?
Alright, you're able to step on his other hand. So now you have a gun in each hand and you're stepping on the boat Season of Savior pose. Yeah, but you're invisible. So just look at It looks like a weird job Anything like on either side that you can fire at her no query you enter into a block and you see this guy on the ground Got a new chance You can't take the guns on his hand there's a mysterious force holding his hand and the gun to the floor Oh, I don't know what's security like like her metal feet are still on right right right taking the guns up By the way, thank you.
I may have watched a prisoner kill them. Oh, that's horrible. It was not going to apologize. Are you okay?
Oh? Let's give a little awful thing to witness. Yeah, well, you know are you still holding this guy down? He's still riggling.
Yeah Okay, so I'm gonna look down with the guy and go so what's going on here sir? He does not respond. You place your faith in somebody He just ever spot. No, no, I'm gonna start doing the sacrament No, I think he's kooky a little bit I assume he has handcuffs on his person.
Yeah, yeah Yeah, well what do you want me to do with him maybe get him outside, but both cop one over the inside right the problem I don't know if you leave him here if he's a danger to himself, but that's I'm saying to him Then he'll just headbutt a wall until he dies. Oh, well, that's a problem. Yeah, there's a problem We can maybe sleep in bed this guy. I don't know what that means, but it sounds wonderful Okay, let's start pulling a robot my sweater.
Okay, I'm gonna try to secure his arms and his legs. Okay. Yeah Yeah, so basically do one of these do like the mummy start gaffigan pose You can't move and fucking smash it against stuff. Okay.
I don't want to be killing self if we leave the room I guess okay, so you take some time time up security while query is tying this guy up What do you do? I'm check it out the a block. All right. There's a hallway link to the chapel And there's some noise coming from there what kind of noise dude stacking shit from the door noise Yeah, there's like a stained glass window.
I see through it. Yeah, you see a bunch of wood From the pews that they've stacked against the door. Oh Okay, they're stacking pews against the door for the chapel. I can take care of this if they got this right I'll secure it takes a little while.
Okay, what's I'm done? I'll go in to the door of the chapel. Okay, uh, Wayfare and grab a girl you are in B block. There are a bunch of prisoners and they're all Like throwing shit screaming at each other plates and shit like a metal food trays and whatnot Where's the track?
It's down a hall through like a bunch of doors into like the loading dock area. Okay, you just be lying it there How many people are in your way? Yeah, that's like a whole block of prisoners I could probably hold I don't know I'm pretty lucky Yeah, a couple hundred yeah a couple hundred those just kind of running around throwing stuff I'll just fighting each other. Yeah, yeah, they're like banging on doors breaking glass screaming some dudes like some dudes of like lock They're not locked.
We've locked up their own prison cells with like beds and shit. We've been blocking the whole door area You're working for him in there anyway I was the day Beyond my power to make it all know gravity make all no gravity It would be you'd have to you have to roll will have to be pretty good So you can spend some points to give yourself some pluses All right, you are Everyone's like really loud. Everyone's noisy and then everything goes zero gravity gets really quiet for a second Be like whoa? Do you turn it off right away or do you just leave it on?
No? I want them to flip to the ceiling and I'll be able to do anything. Okay, all right. They're all like floating.
They're all floating around I Just the amount of disdain Seems to be quelled right now because everyone's floating All right, you get to the loading dock area there's prisoners outfitting a laundry truck with like some broken benches and some door pieces Okay, like a big battering ram on the front of it After you get me the Ruby here stuff crash Railing we should have the security cameras on Yeah, yeah Alright, so yeah, they're they are they armed with like six and shit They see you guys like oh fuck and one of the jumps the truck starts it as they're just driving away before Before one of the dudes is put something on the other guy I'm gonna turn away the engine on fire. Okay All right, the end like as you drive and then just smokes and looks a flamestar coming out Oh, she's a swerve in like hit the wall does drive it up the ramp Okay, so what'd you get I got a four yeah the explosion the front of the truck explodes Bleeding yeah, well, yeah mostly he's mostly bleeding. He's not really doing anything else a lot of it came out really fast Okay, you're fixing that you're cauterizing the ones at very least what's the sound effect of that like Smarg okay, you guys do that you stop the truck back to who obscure of security and query Okay, double door. Go knock on it.
All right. Here's people This is query if you don't let me I'm gonna blow the door down fuck you bitch. Okay, we're from the door I'm gonna start spraying something. I'm gonna blow this open.
Okay. I would stay out of the I wasn't joking. I don't joke. I'm bad at it.
Fuck you pick out here. Really. This would be really loud Okay All right, there's a massive explosion of the door. It's just enough to blow the door.
Nothing. Nothing too crazy. Yeah, okay It wasn't c4 well still okay, so you blow the door apart The door part going in see what's going on the very small enclosed room that they are all made is filled with smoke and wood They're all laying on the ground completely unconscious Because the explosion went into the room and reverberated against the brick walls Custom all to you I did it there's like pew shrapnel's everywhere Okay, okay, a lot of them are the greatest they've ever been but they're not though So I'm gonna make sure there's no smoke in there long you know That's what you're gonna put them in a safe spot. You're gonna pull them out of this room to do that That's why cuz the room was like absolutely filled with smoke.
That's fine. I'm gonna put on a smoke mask and Okay, walk through the room and see if there's anything we need to be aware of. Yeah, no not much Okay, well we'll get them up tied them to something. Okay picture.
They're secured. All right security. What are you doing? Well, where are you?
It's time people up. Yeah, helping. All right, uh, grab gal and we fare. What are you doing?
It was in the truck dead. Yeah, yeah Yeah, it blowed up and flipped a lot Are you gonna try to wear energy and back to life? Oh That shit in action and never ends well. All right, we should travel back in time to say flush mom right now You have to fix the timeline What you guys do now?
Or back to the mean hub. Okay, we'll fare and go step and talk to the guy with a broken leg. Okay, we got to fuck over me, man What are you guys doing? We're trying to break out.
All right I ran through the police barricade with a shotgun. My god, my leg, my friends has an asshole Is there like an enclosed room or anything off of this weird garage that we're in? Uh, yeah, there's like a like a storage closet area. All right, I'm gonna go stuff him in the storage closet All right, you stop him in the storage closet.
We're going after you stop in the storage closet Uh, I guess I'm leaving to go meet the other people and try to deal with killing someone Okay, all right. All right. You go back to the main hub grab gals at the main hub Uh after you guys tie up all those dudes. What are you doing now?
I'm gonna do the the earpiece thing so that all everybody on the team can hear it. Okay, we found the Warden questioner. Is that who was again? I don't know.
We don't know who it was. We're gonna I'll go look at everyone here in the two's pockets. I know he's all wrapped up. He's a he's just an officer.
Oh, okay But an officer that was compelled to shoot himself in the head with a gun stop that found a bunch of people barricaded up in the church Stop that nothing else to report really where should we make up? I'm in the main hub Sounds good. Let's call it all together. Okay.
I'm gonna try to sneak through the depth system If I can find one see if there's an alternate path into this facility or find an area Okay, so everyone's being up in the main hub. All right. You want me to be up in the main hub? Where you guys going out?
I'm gonna look to see if there's a way I can sneak in either through the ventilation or okay Yeah, you can sneak through the ventilation. I don't like it. I'm gonna go to the front door. Yes.
Right. Uh, so everybody is going into the solitary confinement Uh, it seems pretty empty Yeah, there is a door into like the gardening area It's a door is there a window on the door. There's a real thin one All right, there's nothing in the room. Nothing in the garden area.
What's that? No, not really. It's a room or it's a garden area It's like a like a shed Everything weird in the rooms all of them are open Uh, you do find that room the evangelist was in and it has a lot of like books and a lot of amenities that they probably shouldn't have in solitary confinement There's no like natural blood smears on the walls Uh, so you get to the door. What are you guys doing now?
There any part of the prison? Just the garden area through the door because you've only peeked through the window a little bit Yeah, the door opens Uh, there is the shed area. They look like there's a drain in the middle of the floor that has been blasted open down to a sewer tunnel We know where the sewer is lead probably to the main sewer in the city Well, what are we waiting for? Let's talk in right?
John cockers down there Tom, Tom, my name is the flesh blob Well, we should probably get to him before they if that's where they're going. Yeah, let's go on there I'm gonna jump. I'm gonna jump down the hole. That's and then do a quick thing to wolf cop and tell her which areas are secured in Okay, there's like well swimming in the swamp now.
I'm gonna check the shed. Okay, anything in there? Let me do this garden tools. There's a nice shovel.
All right. It's a really nice shovel Can I already get a Take me in America? Yes, America What would we take? Can I radio to wolf cop and tell her we're stuck there doing the shed?
Yep Okay, cool. Thank you To be a situation rep this area down the series down the series down. I thought I had a shed I definitely didn't kill the guy in the truck Knowing where the prison is knowing where John conquer is how far is that? It's like a 20 minute sewer splash if you're like You can just flash this or are you splashing this or is this offensive?
Try and portal the tunnel. Okay. Yeah, you can try that. Let's try that All right, so you open up to Tom Cochran.
Who's going to talk to me? Anyone else go to Tom Cochran? I'm here. Okay.
Okay. All three you guys go to Tom Cochran. Where are you going? Oh wait all three of them go.
Yeah, then I'm going with it. I thought we were splitting up to find the dangerous. I'll go with that's fine. Okay Can I make sure that Tom is safe?
All right, you guys go to Tom Cochran. Is he okay? He's the same thing. He usually is like hello.
I'm not working. Okay, okay. Welcome. Oh Tom.
I was worried Tom Cochran. I'm sorry. I was very worried about you. Have you brought me the person that brought me here yet?
We're working out it still. We got some other things going on right now But we want to make sure you're okay. I'm anxious to leave. I know I know buddy.
We'll get you out here. You get it like a reassure Yeah, it's a bomb. The closer you get the weir you feel like you've never been able to get close enough to touch him Are you gonna actually try? Yeah, all right you get real close real will Oh, Shannon.
I got a zero. You got a zero. All right. You like you get kind of dizzy and the whispering voices get really really loud I will offer you a fake point to trip and fall into him.
So bubble fuck into him. Yeah, okay All right Shannon getting real dizzy and bubble fuck trips in top of cockroden splashes like she's consuming by weird energy weird energy something your favorite kind Grab girl and wait fair. What are you doing? I'm gonna touch You Roll will to get locked on obscurity three you was It's about point you get a plus two.
No. All right, you're you can't quite get a grip on She's just like she's vanishing into an extra dimension. Oh, I see like Like you know how you can send something to grab it with your gravity powers like she's fading away Like she's fading out of the ability to grab it interesting Yeah Go for it roll weird energy I'm doubling my role. So that's a six.
Okay. Yeah, you're able to barely grab Shannon. Uh, you're gonna try to pull her out. Yep All right, you you pull Shannon out of the weird energy Shannon.
It seems like you've been floating in space for months Okay, do I remember what just happened? Uh, you remember being around top cockroden You remember falling into him and then you experienced a month of floating in like acid trippy weird extra dimensions Was it good though? No, it was terrifying at first. Oh, and then you kind of grew acclimated to it So like think your perspective on life has kind of changed a little bit Okay, okay, so i'm back and then all of a sudden you're pulled back out.
Okay. You guys are still here I guess i'll go a couple moments. No, no, no, no. No, it's been a while.
You look good though. Thanks gravity is a bitch on her skin We're leaving don't do that again. What the fuck is wrong with you? I tried you didn't try hard enough You don't know I'm very stressed.
All right, um query you went back to the the prison prison the prison uh sewer. What are you doing there? Um, can I figure out which direction they would have gone? Uh, you can try to do you have like tracking your role.
No, no, yeah, uh, four Yeah, so you're you're tracking. Okay, so I can kind of get the general direction. Yeah, can I give you a fake point and To have uh, to have skis and mushrooms so I can get through this or quicker. Sure.
Okay. Yeah, like retractable skis and I go go get it boots. Yeah Okay, so you don't do the sewer. Uh, what's everybody else doing while query is tracking?
Can we please portal back to the prison? It was better there Okay, so dealing with the prison you guys didn't fix that yet? No, it's literally my moments for us. No, you welcome back Do we need to drop you off somewhere?
No, no, no, no. Yeah, are you hungry? Do you need a lemon bar? You have a lemon bar?
Yeah, how old is it? I mean, you made him just like a couple days ago. So it's probably fine. No, no, I did not, no, we're telling you it really hasn't been that long I promise you I didn't make it a couple days ago.
I put it on my pocket and show it to you. You can decide whether or not you want to eat it by looking at it. Okay. No pressure.
Does it look good? It's fine. We'll eat it. Okay, good.
Although all of your senses have been pushed to their boundaries into the in extra space. So the lemon bar is okay, but it's nothing like the sensation you felt a while ago. I don't think I made this one. Security just became a method.
I'm not sure if it's a DMT for the first time. Okay, so where are you pregoing? I'm going to say in stewers, but go towards the prison from Okay, so you're backtracking that way? Yeah, where are you two going?
I'm following someone because I Oh, I'll fill them in on what I'm tracking to. I mean, okay, where's obscurity and wayfare going? I guess I'll follow a gravity girl. Okay, security Where are you guys want me?
Yeah, throw obscurity over my shoulder and just walk All right, uh query you end up tracking what you believe to be the direction they went to Near the outskirts of town to an airstrip. Okay, and when you crawl out of the sewer you see a plane taking off Can I try to shoot it with a tracking bug? Sure. We'll shoot bigger number.
Let's do Okay, you're able to fire a tracking beacon on the plane as it lifts off into the air. Okay, I'm gonna go and get the hanger then That's a pretty empty air. Yeah, pretty empty. So it's safe to be basically got off scottery.
It seems okay. It seems they have left I'm gonna fill that in. Where's the plane? I think you can't tell at the moment.
It's like it looks south what? Okay, south. It's not like heading towards the city or no We're not in aero season three. No, we're not here.
It's not aero season three. We have 17 hours of arching on top of an airplane No, I'm just gonna clue them in then and say we should probably get back to the prison to make sure it's all wrapped up because the alternative is chasing the same plane I can't do that if y'all want to. I mean, how do you chase an airplane flying with your arms yours? They work fine.
Oh, yeah, sorry. What happened to her? Are you? What did you do to her?
She had an accident. What do you mean? She fell into Tom Capran. Oh god.
I got her back. Yeah, well part of her So are you guys gonna help clean up the prison situation? Yeah, I'm gonna ask for a portal back once I tell you where the airstrip is Everybody you guys make short work of the prison riot. You're able to clean it all up Yep, but cops get in.
Okay. They take care of everything It seems like out of the eight or so cops that started the riot one of them was apprehended The others helped the evangelist escape through the sewers do the air fields was any like anything that resembled or ritual sacrifice or anything like that No, everybody roll like a smart skill. No, it's an intelligent law or yeah, more or another Higher lord, no, it's two five three one. She got the highest.
Yeah, all right Shannon Um my perception is amazing. It seems as if the ritual sacrifice was probably the Catholic machine was off in the head that you stopped Yeah, I think he was going to be the sacrifice That is that does make sense. I know you might need some time to rest. I'm gonna pop this for the prison Yeah, I don't even know right?
Yeah, they have they don't they pay people to do this. Let's get you back home. You could probably use arrests cookies Are you You want to come you want to come home? Sure.
Okay. Let's head home All right ages and legs left in my bed. All right, so You guys head back to labase the clearly bell Kira and the four twins are all in the base and they're all there I'm gonna look them all and tell them it's nice to see them again Do you guys do anything the next couple days because next couple days pass check the power? All right, okay, so you're checking the date on the plane Okay, okay, you're ready.
I'm asleep. Very sorry. I grab you Yeah You are a dollar from feather she's 14 I'm going to summon her wayfarer I'm gonna try to find more information about the guy I haven't accidentally murdered. Okay.
All right before any of that happens Is new year Not everybody what is the new year's song? I I Know you guys have a good news with superheroes. I'm gonna make obscurity not make ninja's names Not mag ninja's name. I get all these clones wrong.
Okay, 30 bells trying to teach them to use their powers And she's like I think I can find a place for these people that would be great if you don't want them on your hands anymore Well, I Mean they share some of my DNA being clones of my clone and also they probably need to control the power so they share like my powers Yes, they do they do your powers. I'll be but they're based on the DNA of my sister stuff Well my clone if I'm in the room, I'm gonna say grub girl This is literally the only person you can trust that lives up in this guy Well, even better wait, you know what from the space station? No, I needed a break The union still lives there. Oh, yeah, I just I'm road tripping on the front of me.
All right. Talk about road trips. I suppose Yes, that's what I'm talking about Okay, that sounds weird scared you went to see laser for once It was not good she doesn't what she really fell into was like a rolled oregano cigarette And uh with everybody needing to do some extra shit a new year's happening and everybody drinking champagne and kissing people That is where we'll cliffing with digital kisses. It's okay You got those for all the followers, right?
Yeah, we got some digital kisses for everybody Years to all and to all good night. Yeah, happy new year's everybody. Happy new year's take new years Years being new if you ain't fucking one of the year starts you curse in the year. Yeah, I wasn't fucking when 2016 started She says shame take a little bit of a soul kiss with a ball drop Well, I'm saying you can find me on the Twitter machine at happy puke At jh5e hypercrisis open beta at gmail.com come play our free game.
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