Hello everybody and welcome to another episode of Everville City Heroes. I am your game monster, happy puke and welcome to 2017 as well. Rannoo here. Something wrong with that.
Hey, we got time. Hey, cap thoughts. And with me today, I've got hungover James. I'm just on down to the holidays.
Oh, well, that's teacher me. I've got teacher James as a mess. I've got freshman 14, Jake. Freshman 14.
Yeah. I'm assuming that that's just like all buts. Yep, I've got glitter of a teeth, jeezle. Christmas at the game bar.
Christmas at the game bar. Let's do a hit, say go. I would seriously go to Christmas at the game bar. Yeah, that's awesome.
And I've got a pocket full of regrets. Shannon. It's every day. Not everyone is that big of a train wreck.
I'm just trying to be relatable to the people. OK. My bad. Special holiday trainer.
Holiday trainer. It's different than a normal trainer. Shoot, shoot. Yes.
So we are real play, fame, bass, bod, cast, bass, round of heroes. Canonical, whatnot, you get it. If this is your first episode, I'm sorry. But if it's not, we love you.
Thank you for coming back. Does anybody that hasn't said anything yet this night want to tell us what happened last time on Amberville City? Heroes looking at you. Prison right.
Prison right happened. We mopped up. We mopped up a prison right. That's a lot of some trucks.
Pretty much. Yeah. Crushed some. No, we didn't rush.
It's like someone else crushes legs. Yes. Not our fault. That's pretty good.
Summary. One casualty. That's pretty good for us. Yeah.
I think. Oh, right out of the prison. Oh yeah, the evangelists and Todys escaped. Todys.
We got brainwashed. Shannon fell into Tom Cochran and went on a psychedelic. Mump slong. Magic bus trip.
Yeah, it was a magic carpet ride. It was. You should play that song. Nope.
OK. So we all had things we were going to do. Let's start with Scary. What were you going to do?
Sleep. Sleep. Yeah, it's so what we mean. Yeah.
Because we were all talking about what we were going to do. Oh, yeah. I am hugging my pillow. You have a body pillow.
You probably got an anime boy on it. Yeah. Wow. That's the most self-assured I have ever seen here.
OK, let's say, like, if I'm scared, I'm going to do a body pillow. Who would the body pillow be of? No, you brought the right track. Probably an anime boy.
Yeah, sure. All right. So not like John Depp. No.
It's a Snorlax. She was Pokemon. She seems like a type. OK.
And then let's go to Gravity Girl. All right. What were you doing? I was going to do some investment to my office, but I think it'd be better to go to first school.
OK, so you're going to the high school? Yes. Well, what 14th high school, right? Yeah, maybe.
Yeah, that's about. 14, 15. All right, cool. She's only Frish.
How does that song go? Oh, shout out to the first pipe, shout out to the verb and the pipe. Oh, who didn't like that song? Sorry.
OK, so you are in the high school Gravity Girl. Where are you going? I guess so. The principal's office.
OK, the principal's like, whoa. What do we do? I'm not in costume. Oh, no.
OK, OK. As a professor. Oh, as a professor. Yeah.
Do you have a relationship with the high school or not? OK, they're like, I don't mind. How can we help you? Oh, I'm from the university.
Oh, OK. How can we help you? I'm looking for a student. I'm doing some research.
What kind of research? Just not an upcoming payment. Oh, like scouting for people's strategies. Oh, OK, do you have any like specific organization you're with?
My university. OK, is there any higher ups we can talk to? We don't usually just let people come in and just see students. I want to make sure everything's on the up and up.
OK. OK, do you give names that then call? Sure. All right, they call your university and your high up professor, right?
Yeah. OK, so they're like, oh, everything seems to be on the up and up and you're this. You are where they say you are. They just can't just let us straight to come and talk to the kid.
They're like, we're going to contact the kids. Parents, see if they're OK with you talking to her. They just have to go through the steps. So going through the steps takes a little bit.
Oh, wait. OK. Cool. Where were you?
I've got a couple of things on my list to do. First thing. Make cookies for everybody. Cut a cold of security.
All right, that's how we go. Right. Track the plane. OK.
So are you just watching it go or you try to figure out where to send it? I guess it depends on how much time passes because it comes to a stop or something like that. But the third thing I was going to do, I can kind of do it anytime, which is reach out to people who are like multi dimensional travelers and see if they can help off me any help to figure out what the fuck to do with the security. OK.
You checked the plane. It is going to go on. OK. South America.
OK. Do I have any contacts in the country? Sure. Can I do my cool?
Sure. Which one? Do you roll under contacts? Two.
Yeah. You have a contact in that country. OK. I'm going to try to get a hold of them and see if he knows anything about the Avengers.
Not offhand, but if you'd like, I can go track where you tell me the land and see what I find. Yeah, definitely dangerous though. Yeah. Yeah.
Very enough. Thank you. He is dangerous. He has at least eight armed guards with him.
We are leading to believe he's trying to do some human state prophecy stuff. He just escaped from prison. He probably doesn't have anything. Oh, I'll check it out.
I'll get back to you and shorten it. Thanks, mate. No problem. And then try to find something like a movie.
OK. Call the roll contacts. One. You're not getting kind of with anybody.
Don't say without. All right. I'll try to get another day. All right.
Well, fire. Wayfare. What were you up to? I was going to find out more about the guy that I killed.
He was a multiple offender, wife, beater, child abuser, that kind of like a drunk asshole. He was in prison a bunch. It was like on third strike beating a kid. I find his family.
Yes. You can they're in witness protection, but you have hero connections. So yes, you can get you can get in contact with them. I'm going to send him something nice.
Oh, God. OK. Like anonymously or? Yeah.
All right. What kind of nice thing are you sending them? I know what you get people when they have like weddings. I don't know what you do when you murder their ex-husband.
That's a sort of a blender. I'm a crackpot. Oh, that's so nice. Oh, that looks so nice.
You're like a nice one though. Yeah, like a real nice. Like one of those big ones. You can fit a whole turkey in.
Yeah. You said I'm a crackpot. You're going to like some candles for that break. All right.
OK. I'm trying to make you feel not so bad about it, but OK. Cool. I want that to be said at every funeral by the way.
Let's like some candles for this break. You say that at my beautiful place. OK. I'm like a couple candles for this Jumoku.
Also take my life savings and everyone gets a crackpot. OK. All right. So you're doing that.
That eventually a grab girl. They go through all of their procedures and you're able to meet with a girl. I mean, that guy's counselor is there as well. They're able to meet with the girl.
OK. And she's like, hi. Hi. I don't think I've applied for any awards or anything.
I don't think I've agreed to that good. I'm not here for any. Oh, no. I don't want any awards.
Don't worry. It's so worthless. Aren't you like a high-end astrophysics professor? I mean, my best subject is English.
I'm not even good at that. I read your what was the paper sheet. Oh, it was like a short story. OK.
I know they're about the story. Yeah. I'm not sure if I'm a fan of like family life. Like a slice of life piece.
I'm a teen. Real straight up Raymond Carver. Sexual psychosis of the American family. Yeah.
Not that deep, but sure. It seems like she just read ordinary people and she's like, oh, I got to get it. OK. All right.
There's some illusions to rob a frost too, because she seems to be in that too. She's racking up all the way, dude. No, no, that's the right edge for that. She's not reading Iron Man.
Give it time. In another year or two she'll be reading Iron Man and Rod fucking Catcher in the Rye and be real angsty. Yeah. You're here to talk to me.
You're one of the moochers. It's going to be the best of the valsales. I'm a lot of book jokes right now. I'm going to talk to her about her stories and stuff, but then like trying to get a feel for what she's interested in.
OK. And trying to get a feel for her character. I mean, she seems to seem normal. Yeah, she seems to kind of like a normal girl.
She's a bit confused as to the whole thing. Yeah, she likes reading and writing. She's somewhat interested in science, but doesn't think she's good enough for it, really. OK.
I'll push her in. To go for that. Sciencey Fields. OK.
How long do you talk to the girl? I don't know. You get a pretty decent feel for her. All right.
That's what I wanted to get. OK. I'll get her my card. OK.
I don't know if she wants tutoring or... What are you saying? Tutoring. I just want to...
Tutoring. What are the questions about science? Science and science. We actually do.
All right. Fair enough? Yeah. You wake up from your sleep.
You're rested. Is anybody home? No. Oh, it makes me travel legs.
All right. It's clear? Well, go on. Yeah.
She took off with the four... The other girls. I'm not sure. Was anyone else in the basement?
Were you in the basement? It was a wafer in the basement. She was doing research. Yeah.
I probably wouldn't have been if I was just traveling. OK. So, yeah. There's people in the basement.
You still make us Grammys? Yep. All right. But there are people in the basement.
I don't make eggs for them. They would like them. Yeah, sure. They would like them.
Cheese or no cheese? Food. Every time. Your character is all about making it eating food.
What is everybody else doing? I'm a little scared to know that I reached out to other folks who have been there to other dimensions to see if maybe they can help you feel better. Oh, I feel great. Do you?
Yeah. You were rather out of it. I was concerned. OK.
Yes, please. No cheese. No cheese. Grime to girl on your way back.
Are you headed to the college or are you headed to the base? I'm going back to the university. I just checked in there a while. OK.
You go back to the university. You just do some university work. Yeah, I was going to my office. You go into your office and one of the what do you call them?
Student teachers? DAs. DAs. Yeah.
Mr. Ternies. Yeah, one of the TAs is like, hey, you just missed your friend. Yeah, the guy that was around, he was asking a lot of questions.
He leaves his name. No, he just said he knew you from way back and asking if you were your office. I didn't let him, but he was like asking where you were and what he looked like. She described the guy.
It does not sound familiar. OK. Well, roll notice. OK.
It sounds like bone wizard. All right. OK. Thanks.
I'll go to my office. OK. It's not his name, but this is my office scene intact. It seems like somebody's been going through something or something or such.
What files? All sorts of files. Yeah. Just name other things in your office and increasing.
Snowmull my desk has been moved. It looks like he tipped it over. Ah, he's like my pants. He also filled all your cups with liquid you don't like.
Piss. I'm like a two-mile. So good. It does go full of shit.
Shit in your desk. He peed in your cups. He vomited on the computer. And he bled on your chair.
All four humer's james. Is anything missing? It doesn't look like anything's missing, but it does look like you went through your stuff. Retightier.
Retightier. Retightier. Retightier. Okay.
Okay. I'm going to call it query. Okay. What's up?
I think bonemozered dude was in my office. Can I come and kiss for Prince? Uh, chair. I touched a bunch of stuff though.
Oh. My prints are everywhere. Well, I know what those look like. Okay.
I should probably come and cast him. Or an autocaster. Yeah. Not an autocaster.
I don't want to be a photographer. Professor? Yeah, sure. Maybe a sequence scarf.
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
I will converse as a janitor. Okay. I'm sure it'll be fine. All right.
You go to the office. No problem. Okay. I'm just going to dust and see if I'm fine.
Prince or? Yeah. Yeah. Okay.
Then I'm going to take them to Prince back and ask what else, what well got tampered with? Is there anything like files and crap? Like ours and stuff. He's just rooting around.
I guess. How many hours do I want to? Well, magics. I guess.
Do you wear a mask? Yeah. It's like Superman where it's like you don't have a hand. Yeah.
That works on the roots, but it doesn't work on the roots. Well, it was there. Yeah. I'm going to say I figured out your secret I got in about two and a half hours.
Oh, you got clear. What does that mean? I thought I was on Instagram. I was just like, wait a minute.
These guys should just put them over. Hey, magics. Who's like this? Enhance.
Yeah. So you're doing that. What is Wayfair doing? I guess I'm done burning a candle for that guy.
Yeah. I still feel bad, but I've done everything that I know to do. So I will deal with my grief slowly. Okay.
Everyone is just kind of like coming back together. Yeah. I'm going to send out a message and say we should probably talk about what to do about that girl. We should make a decision together.
I'm not talking about the interview. Yeah, but I can say it on the income. I'll tell you that. What do you learn?
It's an old girl. Yeah. Nothing. I mean, doesn't seem suspicious.
You think you're below or something? I don't know. No. What about the parents?
Do you think that's about what you go to? I don't know what to do. What's that? It's just a counselor.
Should we look into them? I don't know. Let's go back to the base. All right.
So everyone's back at the base. Office hours out. You don't have the worst office. It's like two minutes.
So I'm going to ask everybody to the group, do we need to get this girl out of here? Or do we use the fact that she's just living her life to try to root out this wizard? Well, he was much of my office. I was like, which means he's close by and is trying to get closer.
That's a good sign because he's been running away from us. Right. And kind of need it or at least need to be a mother. I can pretend to be a kid at school and keep her safe.
I understand you have 21. Yeah, I understand that you have really good disguise skills query, but like they are teens. How do you pretend you're 14? I'll be like one of those big knee head kids.
Like a six foot four football team guy. Oh, Jesus. Okay. Bigs, 270 pounds.
Okay. I'm just. Right. Right.
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Oh, men. Right. Springs man. You go out and go down the road for Going in front freemember.
You go up to it or go down the road. Up to them, right. You go down on the road to take the daily ride. going for people that need a witness protection.
That wouldn't probably apply here. The difficulty is evidence. We are going to get them involved in the actual witness protection program. We don't need evidence of who this guy is and what he's trying to do.
Right now nothing we have at all the court. So we would have to either go to a superhero group or do some work digging. I don't feel like this girl is safe enough right now to roll the dice on digging. Okay.
But I won't make that decision by myself. How do we protect her? I was trying to steal her from school. I think no, I think we talked to the parents if we want to protect her.
But we need to be able to do it in a way that's not going to make them terrifying and that is not going to get the cops coming after us. I'm pretty cool. Do that. Do that.
Yeah. Alright, she's quite nice to everybody and is good at talking. Right. But she'll be like, what was there?
And then they'll be like, what? That's fine. We can trust her to do good stuff. She does that.
You know, I'm just how you communicate their daughter to danger, but not tell them. I have a feeling they're going to be thrown by four weirdos showing up at their house in the first place. They're probably not going to blink too much, especially if they watch the news. They've watched you throw cars at riot girl.
They watch you get thrown off a skyscraper. People who live in the city have seen all of you and see what you found through. I don't know. I think we can get them to the bell.
Alright, we'll talk to them. That seems the best. We've got to do something. We should go and play clothes.
Okay. Well, how did the wizard find you? Magic. Exactly.
So maybe try not to get ourselves away. Once we're safe with her, that's probably fine. But I don't know. I'm concerned.
He's probably watching us. Should we go together? Sure. Tonight, after work hours, seven o'clock.
What's the best? I don't know. I think we're up here. I don't know what works.
Sevens good. You get out at five, he didn't know. I'm going to go to the ground six. Seven thirty.
We bring him dessert. Oh, yes. I never upside down. Okay.
I say we do that. And I'll do my best to check on these friends and see what I can find this afternoon. Do you want to maybe go meet with the girl again? Why?
It took to be a home when we get there. Yeah, that's probably fair. I do feel like someone should be watching them or at least studying school. Yeah.
Fralling. Wait, wait, wait, wait. I don't really like me being there. No, but wait for her to be wandering the streets and just say he's not patrolling her.
People would be cool with that. Right? You have problems with people outside or no? People like you.
Thanks. It's good enough for me. That's good. We meet back here.
I'm going to talk to them tonight. I'm going to go look at these prints. All right, the prints be back to you. You know who you know who you know who you are.
Well, we have his name, though, actually, the research on because we haven't stopped to do that yet. Right. Okay. So you're just doing research on everything that I can.
And I'm going to call in contacts and roll under law and all that stuff. Okay. Do whatever I can. We're going to contact some lawyer for research.
Could I do an investigate? Yes, you do that. Scared. What are you doing?
I'm going to cake to make. Okay. Grab your girl. What are you doing?
No, just don't patrol or something. All right. Wait, what are you doing? I guess I'm going to go to the high school and try to shift lights.
I'm invisible and hang out and x-ray the school. All right. So you just keep watching the school. Are you watching her?
Are you watching her? Yeah. Okay. So you're doing research.
You come up with Ellard. I got three, but right. Ellard was an academic from a while ago. Got really involved in the arcane and kind of fell off the map.
He wrote some papers about some pretty wacky shit and got kind of discredited and then gotten to a little bit of trouble because he was like attacking people for artifacts and shit. Okay. So like he's not full on Dr. Doom or anything.
No, I think more feel fast. Okay. So he's a scumbag wizard. Yeah.
So has he been to jail for anything or has he just kind of got a rep? He's got a rep. He's basically slipped the grip a few times. He's never really been put away.
Okay. Like it seems like all the consequences he gets are magic consequences. Like he got trapped in something. He's in the sanctum of death.
Yeah. But he gets out like that kind of stuff. Okay. So what university?
It was not so not the one I don't know. He's from far away. He's from outside university. Yeah.
He's he's from Otix Ridge. Otix Ridge University. Okay. Yeah.
Go rocks. Otix Ridge rhinos. That's a good tree. Good.
Yeah. Go rhinos. Go rhinos. Go rhinos.
Go rhinos. What's the local college mascot? What's the Amberville mosquitoes? Yeah.
What is it? Okay. So where does Amber come from? Trees.
Yeah. Amberville Oaks. Oh, it's good. I like that one.
Mighty Oaks. Yeah. The Amberville Tree Ants. The Amberville.
Yeah. Amberville Mighty Oaks. Yeah. The Amberville Mighty Oaks.
You're you have a large rep for having great defense. Is our message the tree? Yeah. It's a tree.
Yeah. It's a tree. That's the second best mascot. Flying the horrifying penguin or a pelican.
And then be a question. So you're doing research. Can you make him a cake? Hang out of the base.
We're doing patrol. Okay. School let's out. Wayfarer.
What do you do? All the kids are going in different directions. Follow over. Okay.
You are following her. She seems to be walking home because that's what she do. And then roll. Notice.
Notice is real shit. One. Okay. All right.
You are following the girl. You guys take a couple of turns on the street and out of Ali comes bones. Oh shit. I don't know if he'd go on a boat wizard.
Not his name. His name is Allard. I know that this is the closest thing we have like a superhero name. So you guys got you guys.
He steps out of the alley before you're able to do anything. He swings his hand at the girl who's like stop where you are. She like freezes. Covening magic energy.
He's like I know you're there. Wayfarer. You made yourself you were bending light and shit. Yeah.
I know. He's a wizard. I don't care. Okay.
You are faster than him. You get to go. Do I have enough time to open a cam? Yes.
You can you can talk. It's complex. You can have a little bit between the fispswatches. Guys I got bone wizard.