Amberville Heroes #40

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But you're welcome again to another episode of Amberville City Heroes, I Am, for lovely people who are heroes in their own right. What alone do heroes that play on television? So for Sokey Screen, we've got with us Banana Lamb of Ding Dong. I'm drinking my tears.

Banana Jake. I'm worried for Jim. Banana Mobiles, tears taste delicious. Or do you, glad I ate wacky-g?

Tears for fears, peers. Oh god, Morgan, peers, Morgan? Yeah, let's get that guy in the podcast. You can just shout it out so that we're wrong.

We are a fake bass superhero podcast on the SHU podcast. Feed hot shit, hot takes. Who here would like to give us a rundown of what happened on the last episode of, Aprilville? Shitty.

Here is Shitty. Somebody give us a rundown. Someone throw him over. It's me, here's an answer.

It's always Jake, poor Jake. I'm really angry. I say relatively sober. It's easy.

Sorry. No, it's it's a play. Tonight. It's going to be different.

No, it's not. Yeah, it's really not, James. There's a bottle of Jameson that you need to filter. OK.

What happened last time? Well, what happened last time, James? You was drinking, James. No, no, no, no, no.

So we had acquired Wendy, who was the super-powered lady from the 50s, 40s, and she had broken out of her containment chambers. So we were chasing her across the world, trying to get her, get her, get her, follow her tracks. Query and Wayfair went to New Diamond City, where they got that dusted up with some local capes, and then had an emotional conversation and an orange hornet. And after that, Query noticed that Robo-Nobo had stolen Donaldson out of one of their bases.

So they went to China. Wayfair went to Europe to follow Wendy's traces. And back in Amberville, Gravity Girl and obscurity just came across what looks to be an evil duplicate of- Gravity Girl's out there. Oh, and Gravity Girl's not there.

OK. Security came across what looks to be an evil twin version of obscurity named Obvious Vision. I do not remember what Gravity Girl was doing. You were at a construction place in Nevada, and I think you were just out of that.

Oh, that's right. You talked to a construction worker. You were into your job. He was like talking to me.

You got it. Good job, Darn. OK. All right.

First we will start off with. Query, you are on a plane to China. Yes, I am. And you are still tracking Wendy, right?

I am tracking Wendy, yes. But I'm also tracking Robo. Or I guess I'm paying attention to Robo. I'm so confused.

OK, you're trying to figure out where Robo is. Now there have been two episodes of Villanadogra that came out since I lost recording, in which Robo has been busy doing things. So I'm probably not going to get anywhere with that. But I would like to go and see him in the face.

OK, so you're on your way to the best of your ways. You do see some of the Robo-Nobul carnage happening in different places being attacked. It seems like spriticking is moving pretty quickly and untraceable during the intermediaries. Now since I have the Villanadogra Mansion bugged, can I tell it they're all steer shitless?

Yeah, they're as organized as they usually are. OK, good. Because based on listening to that most recent episode, I'd be like, oh, these guys are good. I don't need to do anything.

That's terrifying. So I guess I'll just hang back in that case and let him do what he's going to do. Yeah, you do hear the shit about you, man, droid. OK.

If you don't listen to the underground robot showed up, who was basically just a dude, his name was you, man, droid. And you wanted to robot sex, right? Yeah. And then they threatened to melt it.

And multiple times. Like, and then they threatened to melt them from not doing their taxes? Yeah. Which is just the most like low-key dad version of committing crime.

Like, what are you going to do next? Like fake your vehicle or destruction? Right. So yeah, you do know that Robo-Nobul seems to be in the tip with the rest of the knocks in this group.

That's cool. Does it seem like this has been a slowly growing thing? Yeah. OK.

You do notice that Wendy has stopped moving in Italy. She's at like a historic battlefield where it's like kind of one of those preserved things where they don't really change much. That sounds really comforting. Like, what was the historic battlefield?

I know. It's just the one place she stops. She's like, I love to die here. And she's just hanging out.

Yeah. So she's Italy. That's where she seems to be. She's been there for like an hour now.

I'll let Wayfair or no, since he was over. Right. No, it's way fair. You're on your way there.

But you get a text query from someone that you don't recognize. But they are going into the moniker, sub-rosa. OK. And sub-rosa messages at you and says, I noticed that you've been mixed up in the Wendy business.

And then there's like a large file attached. OK. We have kind of what kind of files it is. It seems to be like a data dump.

Oh, a big old data dump. Yeah. Not done. Resisting here is going to be really close to this.

But that's about dumps. Oh, yeah. But what I will do is do I, on the plane I'm traveling on, is this one of my machines or am I taking commercial? You tell me.

OK. Because if it's one of mine, I would have something I'd have a computer that's safe with on my phone. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because I just want to look at it if not necessarily in the middle of the air and on JetBlue.

Right. So if there's a secure way to look at it, look at it. All right. You open it up.

It seems to be a lot of classified government documents that have been stolen. A lot of them mentioning Wendy and the actual events of what happened. A lot of them are hyperclassified. A lot of them like document destruction and bodies.

It's just a bunch of government cash of the events that actually happened. And they all have all been delivered to you. So I'm going to send the person back a message asking what they want for the data. They respond nothing.

Just thought you should know. OK. This is very testing. Yeah.

This is very sensitive information. There was a cost associated with gathering this senticine. Don't hesitate to reach up to me if I can repay them. All right.

You know, you're a black one. That's enough for me. All right. I will take a moment to look it all over before I start conducting the team.

OK. There's a great deal of it. A lot of cover up. A lot of documents on how they covered up the MindWite program that they used ESP4.

Like widespread mind-wiping covering up layers and layers of events, staging fake bombings, stuff like that. Just to rewrite history, basically. So I'm going to focus. I'm going to try to focus because time's kind of obvious and it's a different place.

I'm going to focus on specifically Wendy and who she was before this happened to see if there's any information in there about where she came from, where she, who parents were, why she doing the war, why she got powers that sort of stuff. OK. Role of research. Role of zero.

OK. I'll give you a fake point or two. OK. I'm going to go through there.

OK. So we'll roll it in. Yeah. And that ended up being four.

All right. You are researching. It does take a while because of the data of it's huge. It's cool.

But you are looking through that. I'll figure I'll take a look at the documents until I land in China. And then once I land in China, I can reach out and read about my right. All right.

I will get back to you because the flight is kind of long. Wait, you are entering Europe via flying. OK. You got the message from query.

That's when he has basically stopped in Italy, where there's good pizza pie. I guess I'm going to try to go to Italy. All right. You get to Italy.

You're closing in on the location. You notice that a lot of the Italian military has kind of surrounded the area. She's kind of hanging out in a deserted historical battlefield. And they all kind of like gathered a bunch of fucking missiles and army dudes.

And they're all kind of like cordoning off the area. That makes sense. And you can't walk that scene. OK.

I'm going to try to get in with about trying too much attention to myself. All right. You're going to stealth pass? Roll stealth pass.

I don't have stealth. You can make a mic roll. OK. Like roll this roll.

One. All right. You're trying to you're trying to self pass. You start to make a pass.

It seems like some people notice you, but they can't really do much because you're flying. And they're a bunch of just using guns. Nice. They shout at you.

Like they kind of want to vice your way of each camera. OK. Unless you stop. That's up to you.

They can't really do much against you. I love the idea of the first thing around is being like, I'm quiet. But he's in it. Very subtle.

All right. You're flying in past their perimeter. There are helicopters in the air, but they're not near you at the moment. And you see Wendy, she's sitting on like an old battle meant, and she's like kind of kicking rocks around.

Kind of like a sad dude does by the river. She's like, you're. Oh, oh, oh, no. They put her in there.

They put her in there. She's just like too depressing to be around. Don't take a Matthew. She won't turn off the Smiths.

I guess I'll land and start walking towards her. All right. She notices you. She doesn't do anything.

She's just watching you walk up to her. She doesn't say anything. All right. I'll get up within maybe 10 feet and say hi, Wendy.

Hello, my friend. I'm sorry for what happened to you. I don't blame you. I mean, there's no reason for you to be sorry.

It was kind of a shishow. I don't remember anything. That's been something that doesn't seem like many people remember me at all. There was some kind of a thing where I asked a bunch of people's memories.

I guess I was one of them. And then there was an incident with a tube and I lost even more memories, but that was not related. That's a shame. I'm sorry to hear that.

Thank you. I just wanted to come and say that I'm sorry. And if I can do anything, just let me know. Yeah, I mean, you were, like you said, you were in a tube?

Yeah. What happened? I got captured by dragon. Fair enough.

Business dragon. I don't know. I guess they're like gold and they went corporate. It's real weird, but yeah.

So what do I do? I don't know. The world has changed a lot and not so much. Yeah.

I mean, I'm just kind of at a loss, you know? Like I gave a lot for people and then it seems like no one cares about that. I mean, just kind of take for granted the things that we did, you know? I suppose.

Yeah, I don't know what to do. Just kind of at a loss. You thought of reaching out to some of the old people? No.

I mean, if you don't remember me, will they? Probably not. ESPN started trying to make people remember and bad things started happening. That's a shame.

I don't like bad things happening because me. Oh, it's not you. He's a plate dick. Fair enough.

I mean, if you're methodology of getting people to remember stuff is to hijack their minds and turn them crazy, then. Yeah. I don't know. But I can see being back in the corner, you know?

I might not agree with what he did, but I try to see it from his perspective, maybe. I don't know. I guess I'm just better. You know, I should be, but not.

Don't be better. It's not fun. No, it's the worst thing that you can possibly do to yourself. I think I just need a break.

Yeah. I mean, I know I just woke up from a tube, but like, it was a long time in there, you know? It was a long time. You think it's best if I just leave?

I think this is a good opportunity for you to decide who you are and what you want out of your life. I just need to be alone for that. That's fair. I didn't like the idea of them setting you free and nobody trained to talk to you.

I appreciate you coming out here and talking to me. I mean, everybody else has been kind of afraid. And I can understand why. I guess if no one really remembers the things that happened.

I can understand people being afraid. I guess if I just go away, they have nothing to fear. And then I have time to be by myself. You need time to yourself, you should take it.

OK. Well, tell you what. I'm going to go to the moon. And if you need me, that's where I'll be.

All right. Sounds good. OK. Actually, rockets up into the sky.

That was weird. OK. We're going to cut to Grand Regano. You're done helping clean up at the Gigafactory.

OK. Are you now? I guess I'll go at home. All right.

You're at home. You are there. Lipsarity. What's up?

Not much. Hang out here. What's up with you? Factory was destroyed.

The Gigafactory. Oh, that's terrible. Oh, they're great. That's terrible.

Yeah, hopefully not. I don't really see them. No leads at all, really. No.

Did people get out? OK. Yes. I didn't see any bodies.

But those might have gone before I got there. Oh, I hope everybody's OK. I don't know. I feel like they would have mentioned it.

There was serious casualties. Not a really nice construction worker. Yeah. He's like, he went and told me.

Just a bunch of robots, I think. Oh, OK. They can rebuild those. Suppose.

Still kind of sad. Maybe. I think it's a little sad. All right.

I'm going to get wrong. All right. You guys are hanging out at home. Is there anything special you guys do in there?

Just hanging out. Hang it out. Hang out at the rest of it and then go patrol. OK.

What are you doing? Security. I'm sure that you're talking about a recipe. OK.

They turned out pretty good. You know me? They're sharing with them? No, just grab it.

I'm going to grab you. I left. I'll patrol. Oh.

Come back a little bit. OK. LAUGHTER Yeah, you guys are hanging out around town and a beacon goes off on your computer. I'm not a police station.

I'm not a police station. I'm not a police or about it. You are out patrol. OK.

But it goes over comms. OK. There's trouble at the police station. What?

Trouble. It seems like someone is taking over the police station. LAUGHTER It's like an armed takeover. It's a vague message.

Hostiles at the police station? Yeah. Crime alarm. Yeah, crime alarm happened.

The crime alarm happened. Far away is that from you, watch away. And then her. You could get there at the same time.

Yay. Are you going to go up security? Yeah. Of course.

All right. Grand-Gerald security, you go to the police station. And how? Like you guys arrive in the front.

And it looks pretty normal until two policemen kick up on the door. And they have some machine guns. But they also have vines growing around the bodies. And it looks like there's a plant growing into their head.

And they both say in unison of security and gravity girl, you will pay for what was done to me. And they start firing a gun at you. Bratatatatatatatatatatat! So both make a defense roll against the gun.

What can plant cops? One. They can be the one on your head. No.

Three. No. No. What did you miss?

Bye. I just got. Oh, I got one. Oh, I got one.

OK. So you tie wins. What did you get? Three.

All right. So you both, you both dodged out of the way. The bullets. What happened to that?

They're firing guns again. The hell is it? The hell is it? The cops kill.

You'll pay for this. You did. You pissed off the cops for the last seven. Yeah.

So the two cops are there. What do you guys do? The other plants be drawing into their brains? Yeah.

It looks like they're all covered in these vines. And some of the vines are under their skin growing around their skull. Like you can see the skin is kind of like a hue of green. Can you see where the rest of the plants coming from?

It seems like it's growing out of their head. The roots are planted in their head. Like a big flower on the side of their head. And the roots are in their head.

And it's like wrapped all around them. Any ideas? I really want to tear the flower off because it probably just killed the cops. We got some Marable Grove.

We got some Warped Up. We got some Warped Up. We got some Warped Up. Run this story and get to whatever we'll turn these into horrible plant columns as soon as possible.

What do you guys do? Who's got the highest notice? I'm a three. So I'm scared he gets to go first.

I'm going to go invisible. Okay. No, you don't have to let's just your power. Oh.

You should go invisible. You think I know that by now? You think you would. There's forty episodes.

Yeah, but sometimes I stay it before we like enter something. Yeah. Anyway, okay, I'm going invisible and I'm gonna try to, you know my guns, I don't have a scale four. I'm gonna try to net shoot the gun out of other hands.

All right, so you're gonna try to disarm with a gun? Yeah. We'll shoot. I did try.

We'll shoot. I got negative one. Okay, they got one, so they were able to dodge your net gun. Yeah, shoot.

Grab your girl's return. Okay, I'll try to pinch the barrels with my gravity powers. All right, roll your thing. James, he's a strange negative one.

They were. They were. They were. Let's go for it.

I'm gonna re-roll. That's awesome. Geez. Alright, so at least two.

All right. You're able to push the guns. You've disabled, these are like nobody Resource you. Man, alright, so at least two relations.

All right, you're able to pistol guns you disabled. Right, you're able to pistol guns. You be like, hip to stick one rolled out, you defeated these two caused when you guys do now RADian, Yeah. Yeah, I mean, what am I doing to I mean?

Do anything you've talked about so you guys are going in so you guys going in. Yeah, it's just like you know, the layout of the place we've been here before, right? Yeah even though fish before. You walk in and there's a bunch of big cocoon, like plank cocoons, that you see silhouettes of bodies in.

But then you also see four more plant cops come out. They're like, you'll never get to me again. And then they fire at you. Racist to 10, 10.

Beat a two. They're shooting at you with a two. Four. They're just shooting at you like you.

Oh, OK. That's right. So you beat a two. Four.

All right. They miss you with their guns. Scaredy, that's your turn. Plant cops are there.

What are you going to do to take out the plant cops? Plant cops. Oh, are they staining suicide? Yeah, they all just kind of ran up into four make sure.

Just four plant cops. Four of them? They all fall over. All right.

You're all standing there. You do are standing there. The cops have been KO'd. They come from a specific office or something.

They were coming out from the back. To the back then. All right. You go to the back and then out of the back comes Wolfcop.

Wolfcop jumps out and she also has a plant in her head. And she has four more cops with guns. And they spring out and she's like, she says fire on them. So they're like, oh, I'm going to go.

I'm going to go. I'm going to go. I'm going to go. I'm going to go.

They're on them. And they all fire their guns at you. Pop, pop, pop, pop, pop. And they get ugly.

Yeah, be a negative one. Okay. Three. Yeah, you dodge their guns.

And then, but Wolfcop is what doesn't think that's enough. She comes charging in a taxi James with Wolflaws. Oh my God. All right.

All right. We'll successfully dodge Wolfcop. We'll cop laws. You round house.

Okay. All right. Now it's your turn to see your there for cops and Wolfcop. Oh, we'll pick up the back of her head.

She feels camber now. Just grab your ears. Yeah. I'm in that type of an advantage of distraction by like pulling on Wolfcop's tail.

Oh, you do that. Brutal. It's genius. Roll.

Whatever you want to do. One on what? What do you roll? All right.

You get there's a floating one advantage for it. So you get a plus one. You got a pull tail. Yeah.

So up to gravity girl. There's a plus one that can be used on shop. For the four cops. Oh, so I fight one or the other.

Yeah. I'll fight the cronies. James Wayne. You've had all of them that have been.

I know it's been all zero. Three negatives are all. All right. You knock out all of the cops.

They're all knocked out. But it's what cops turn and she's not having it. She how was from her tail being pulled and tries to bite James. Beat up to five.

You don't have to. You don't have to. We'll cop again. We'll have to.

We'll have to. We'll have to. We'll have to. We'll have to.

We'll have to. Five. OK, all right. You down the top of the cop again.

Scaredy is your turn. I like your phone. Are you going to pull again? Yeah.

Roll again. So one just one. Yeah, there's another plus one. So there's two plus one.

Can I use both or just one? You use both. I'll use the plus one. You're next.

He's not going to. It's fine with the plus two. All right. You get five.

Yeah. She got three. She still standing. Her turn.

I would do two attacks on you James. Carl, Nancy, one of her powers. One of her powers. She gets a three and a two.

Okay, so two, the first one and six for the second. All right, okay, so you take one damage from her claw, but she misses with her bite. Sierra did his return. I kicked her in the head.

Holy shit, robot leg. That's how killer it is. Awesome. The rules are bad.

Two different fake points of four. Yeah, I'm gonna use a fake one. I'm gonna do it. Two different fake points of two big karate.

Big karate chopin' again. Damn. Damn, she's in. Five.

Five. Five, two for nine. You knock out Wolf-Gop. Take that.

You came true. All right, you roundhouse kick Wolf-Gop, and Wolf-Gop falls over. The flowers look pretty. They look like they're wearing a pretty flower.

Yeah, looks like they're wearing a pretty flower in their hair. This is what we'll say. No. One of you had gotten bitten by Barbara.

You could have been a werewolf. I'm gonna file her nails while she's out. All right. Okay, you can paint them too.

No. All right, you file them down. All right, you file them down. You're gonna take her to get spayed.

You're gonna clean it. Get close. I want to wrap something down. OK, so, yeah.

You've knocked out Wolf-Gop. What're you guys doing now? They're back to the back. Well, this is like the office area.

There is further into the jail, yes. Further in we go. OK. All right, you go further in.

You notice that there are more and more pods and the area's kind of coated in plants. Geez. Please officers are there in this precinct. More than 12.

That's got a good budget up here, names of the world. Yeah, this is 12 cops in the whole city. Yeah, so you're going back in, there's these big plant pods, and one of them slowly opens, and a weird plant monster shambles out of it. Okay.

And it's got these big glowing eyes, and it says, the city will be my Neeros. So that petals? What do you mean? Like leaves or petals?

On the monster? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, there's like petals. It looks like a weird swamp thing type monster.

Never seen swamp things. Just imagine a swamp. It's like leaves and bramble and wire. Like wires.

It's like a big plant bramble, but it's in the shape of a person, but like a 7-foot tall, big old beefy person. I'm showing James the photo swamping right now. Okay. I'll punch it.

Well, the dude gets asked first. Alright, alright, let's shoot it out of the arm and a bunch of weeds come flying at you. Like vines and shit. Oh, better photo of this swamp thing.

Yeah. He's not able to stick out in the photo of this swamp thing. Swamp thing attacks gravity girl. Oh, this one's good.

Alright, so it doesn't do damage. It doesn't want to come into flowers. Yeah, it's pretty old. Does that one have a stick out?

He's in the water, so stick is at least underwater. Look, he gets laid. Swamp thing fucks a lot. That's true.

Yeah. That's straight. That's cannon. So now it's back up to you.

You get to go. There's a big plant monster there. Big plant monster. I'm gonna kick him in the butt.

We'll kick him in the butt. They're ready to fall, right? Yeah. Kick him in the swamp ass.

Two. Two? Alright, you didn't do damage because you rolled a good enough defense. Grandm of girls, your turn.

Oh. Throw him against the wall. Okay. That's hard.

Roll for it. Yeah, really really hard. Six. Oh, James Roman does.

No, you don't. It's been... Okay. You do, you do conservative damage, but it's still...

Okay. And it says you might defeat one, but we are many now. And then it like, hunkered down and releases a bunch of spores. Roll will be a three on will.

Jesus, both of you. Oh. You know what? Three and I got two.

Four, yes. Okay. To your guys' turn, obscurity, you can't act, but you feel like there's something starting to grow into your head. Oh no.

Okay. Gravity girl. Yeah. It's your turn.