Amberville Heroes #43

Hello everybody, my name is Happy Puken on the Game Mustard and this is another episode of Amerville City Heroes. It's a real play, fake based podcast based on Superhero Universe and I have four of my me amigos ready to play some superheroes and have some superhero action. I have Carpe diem Shannon. Yo.

I have. I have. I have Semper Fi Sophie. Uh, that's murder troops.

I have Tabla Rasa Jake. I have Ina the D of the Ditches. And I have E Plortus Unum, James. That's from my cookbook.

I'm not even lying. E Plortus Unum? Yeah. Out of many ingredients.

I'm just wondering if there's one in the dish. It's also on every piece of currency. Yeah, but he's very good. Great again.

James, kill it with the jokes on the side. He thought you were talking about chicken wings. Oh, I don't know. Okay.

The thing on our money, I thought you met this delicious lemon cream pie. Ooh boy. All right. So we do have older episodes and things that happen to them.

Does anybody want to talk about the last one that happened? I'll cover it. Okay. So we, the team has split up and Gravity Girl and Wayfarer are going to Atlantis to investigate supervillain golden arrows connection to some mysterious gauntlets that have magical abilities.

Meanwhile, Querry and obscurity are back in Amberville. But it turns out it's not actually obscurity. It's an evil obscurity and a team full of evil duplicates from the shadow. That's what they call the shadow.

Yeah. Okay. From the shadow who are basically like us, but evil. So there's a giant space alien that blows shit up.

There's an evil gravity girl. There's an evil query. There's an evil obscurity. So they're trying to fight them solo and can't do it.

So they've been sneaking around and trying to distract them from blowing things up. But the query broke into the evidence locker at the police station and armed up with a bunch of stuff and it's going to go fight them. Meanwhile, Gravity Girl and Wayfarer are kind of getting confused because the fake team is also sending the messages of the same time that Andre sent the messages. And they are on their way back to Amberville, but it's a long ride from Atlanta.

So by the time the episode ended, they were just getting into town. Also, Gravity Girl talked to one of the hoods about joining their secret Illuminati assassin organization. I was like, I don't know about that. Anything else on this?

Boom. So we will pick up with Gravity Girl and Wayfarer. You are there. You see them doing that.

This sucks. Will. I'm going to hit him a lot. That's what we do best, I think.

Yep. How we want to do this? You take yourself and I'll take myself or flip flop. That might be the best because I don't really have control over gravity.

You might have an advantage over me there. Okay. I'm going to try to take mine out of town. Oh, that's a good idea.

There's a lot of fire going on. I don't know. I'm gonna take my farmhouse. We're doing that.

In part once? What is she doing? They are currently still at the skyscraper. Just blowing it up.

Yeah. It seems like they're fucking it up pretty bad. Right. Huh.

What is your first opening spillove? I should start a... He said she was throwing a rock. Yeah.

So okay. So you guys have the opening spillove all and Wayfarer. What do you do? They don't notice you yet.

I will attempt to overpoon a portal in the path of the rock. Okay. I don't know what else behind me here to hit her in the back lid. Nice.

Okay. So we need to shoot with her. We need to get free. All right.

So you portal it and it comes behind her and she's like, she sees it happening. She's like, oh, and she now is on the way. So grab, galwood first and then Miss Meteor goes because you're opening cello. What was that?

Miss Meteor sees you guys and she's like, oh, I guess it's time to play. And she rushes a wafer with a punch. Eight, eight punch coming at you. I thought you're fucking eight.

Yep. That's one of James's powers. James is going to play. Thanks, James.

Sweet. Jesus Christ. I got half of that. Okay.

So you took a four. Yeah. All right. Uh, Miss Meteor after dodging the media that you threw at her, Russia's wafer with Megaton punched the jaw.

What? All right. So wafer, it is your turn. Okay.

Um, I want to get the fuck away from her. So I'm going to, I guess, see if I can get other wafer to follow me away. All right. How are you going to try to do that?

Buzz him. Okay. So you're going to like fly by, fly by him. All right.

Are you going to try to roll up a boat or something or? I'm pretty sure he's going to be just like me. I don't see me anyways. All right.

Are you supposed to be their whole deal? Okay. So are you going to like roll anything, attack or an advantage or anything? Yeah.

Maybe I will try to use my powers to flash something right in his face to annoy him. Okay. Cool. Go for that.

Oh, three. Three. Uh, he will use will to try to not be annoyed. Okay.

You got it too. So he's annoyed. There is a plus one advantage somebody can use on him of annoyed. All right.

Now it's the itinerant's turn. He is not happy. He's going to try to create an advantage with will. He's going to use his stunt of every particle around you to get a plus two and creating an environmental advantage.

Um, he's going to create an environmental advantage of air of sulfur. Um, he's gonna spend a point to roll again. Okay. So what he does is he puts his arms out and all of oxygen in the areas area, area starts turning into sulfur and it is hard to breathe and it sucks dick.

All right. So off you skates. Yeah, you are in the area. You see, grab gal and wafer have come on approach and they have encountered mismediar and the itinerant.

Okay. I will join in. Okay. What are you going to do?

Um, to do. He's closest. Um, gravity girl currently. She on the ground.

Uh, they're flying in the air. Oh, yeah. Uh, Billy type, but I mean, it's super hero. So you can, oh, okay.

I'm not going to penalize her somebody from getting up there. I don't know. I, I like that you have to get her a shoot skill. Cause she would truly be a dark mirror if she has a shoot skill.

I'm not a good. I treat, I treat it out. Everybody that had rapport, I replaced with provoke and I gave some people shoot skills and shit. There's not any cops out in about it.

No, everyone's kind of running away. There's a building that's turned into glass and it can't hold up on her. It's only way. So it's currently collapsing.

There's no cops. It's a carol. Well, a lot of people are responding to the sole for fires and all the, we're not sold on the sodium fires in one part of town and all the, the crush buildings in other part of town. I forgot the dispatch to until the wrong way.

Right. So like, you're city's kind of in chaos. Right. Okay.

Yeah. I want to look legit gun. I didn't think about that when I was showing people to read it. You have a gun.

That's fine. Oh, I just have one. Yeah, okay, cool. All right Okay, roll shoot for grab.

Yeah, she's gonna shoot you with a gun. I got it to roll defense against a gun three three All right, you're able to dive gun It's just me. Here's a weird because like superheroes are so busy like with like these God like world-changing powers But when one picks up a gun it gets weird. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's like two real Yeah, it's like spooky.

It's too fucking real cuz like you can pretend that lasers coming out of your hands are functionally different than guns But they're really not right as soon as you get done. It's like okay, right superheroes with guns They are but they're always like them using a gun as a pivotal point in their character and something that has to be justified Right, and it's weird cuz like characters based around guns It doesn't feel that way like that. Her character is guns, right? She's gonna power right, but like I'm scared to pick up a gun It's like yeah, it would have to not shoot bullets basically.

Yeah, you have to just be like an alternate or rubber bullets Yeah, yeah, yeah Superman with a handgun is the weirdest image in the okay, so Catching Even a new see like that doesn't feel as real as like a like just a glock Like a magnet Supervigos to a Paco-Safite dar side is just shooting parodemas with a sniper rifle I got bored All right, so okay, um that's a weird thing is like besides like Superman people were like a vulnerable like superheroes have died of guns like oh, yeah Okay, so um grab gal you just were shot at with a gun. Yeah from the street great. It's super fun. Are you invisible?

Yeah? Oh, yeah, I thought you turned tangible to get the cops. No intangible. Oh, obviously unlike a security can walk through walls Yeah So grab gal there's your turn bullets are flying at you from the ground as well as all the air around you is becoming so So far yeah, all right you guys made strong characters fight them So mad about it I can't she's invisible right.

Yeah, okay. Well, I can see me dear girl. Oh try and hit her. Okay, I'll double my wheel Oh, don't throw em both hopefully right so fix it ouch she it's her turn she is going to Use one of her powers.

She has to take a turn to effect it's called area or effect Everything in the area gets heavier everyone is that negative to everything that involves movement because everything is heavy now Yeah, so everything is super high she goes oh and everything starts to get heavy the building that was last is starting to collapse Like shit like everything just falls on the ground So everything requires somebody to move that negative to that includes at flex wayfare it is your turn I guess I'm going to try to back out of the sulfur fog. Okay. You're gonna try to move out of the area Yeah, maybe out of the gravity radius because that seems like a huge problem. Okay, all right Are you gonna do anything while you move out of the zone or just try to get away from everything?

Maybe I'll try another flashing light because that didn't seem to please I was said wayfare in the last time I did that. All right, there is still one use of that available against them Okay, I want more okay, sorry. I didn't do anything. Okay, all right then So it is their turn the itinerant is they're all focusing fire on a gram gal They are going to just straight up punch gram gal in the mouth.

I'm going to use one use of the air of sulfur to get a plus two oh So just a six the punch on the other three three, so you take three back up to Off you skate is your turn Think about me too. Yeah, if you're doing something that involves move like a charge attack or like anything that like if you were speed Start with fuck you up. I'm gonna spend a big point double my shoot. Okay Your shoes go double yeah, but that's only two you're gonna spend a point to reroll no I'll just use two that's fine.

So what that power does is she makes a bullet in tangible that will try to go tangible inside of your body So who are you shooting? Right? Alright, you're getting shot with a bullet for two and you are negative to the dodge with athletics Three alright, you're still able to dodge it another bullet comes flying at you grab guy is your turn So what the last tower falling is it all dusty and shit everywhere? There there is some but because of the aura that's making everything heavy the dust doesn't go too far because the whole area around you is heavy Except wayfare has left the sulfur heavy area.

Okay. I will try to leave the area Okay, are you gonna pour it out? It's pretty big it's a couple blocks James Try to fight The dice massacre 2017 so negative one so that's 11 oh God. Oh man.

What can she do no jaw ever gone? Oh fuck okay? well She's gonna spend a fake point. She's going to invoke intolerance of failure.

She's a ton of her own failure She's gonna just try to reroll so okay, so just 10 It's like when we use fake points. It's very accurate. Yeah, you truly are fighting yourself Broke ribs or something Oh She's not doing well. All right.

It's her turn and she's not pleased tall. Oh boy What is she gonna do? Oh? She's gonna she's going to turn air of sulfur and use a fake point to take you right back She's pissed off serve a chop so it's eight plus the two so it's eight nine ten then her wall Which is a wash so just ten fuck ten yeah, I know but That is a high number yeah, so basically you just traded massive blows like the whole area is just shaking It's like a superman fight yeah kind of it's like a superman versus bizarre fight where they will just cracking each other the face while buildings are falling around around It's like man of steel.

Yeah, James if your dad falls into a tornado. Yeah, you guys have somebody's neck um Way for it is your turn. Okay, so I got out of the field. Yes, you are out of the field You are far away from the fight that's happening currently I gotta go back in the sulfur seems to be dissipating.

That's good. Yeah, I'm going to try to head back in and surprise Opposite way here. Okay, they're they've been focusing on grab go. He hasn't been subtle.

Yeah He is also still annoyed so there's that plus one that you can use on I will use that to try to fight Okay They dodged your they dodged a blow but they see you now and they are going to just try to fight you then it is up to up You skate are we near a building? Yeah, yeah, they're all kind of floating above around rooftops Yeah, but like this fight is taking place in seconds. Okay, I'm gonna grappling hook up there quickly. Okay, that's fine You get there.

All right, and I am If grab gals go snuff. I'm grabbing for a leg. All right, so like you're trying to create advantage or trying to damage or what you're trying to do I'm gonna try to make her intangible. Okay, so you're gonna grab her make her tangible.

All right, so I pull her down. Okay, so you're gonna try to roll fight to the grab her. Yeah, all right So you will fight against roll the beautiful fight footage. All right, you are grabbed and there's a one advantage on gravity gal That is intangible You've been grabbed by the leg and are being turned intangible, but I can still affect her Yeah, you are now in the intangible realm kind of so you guys are the same plane I'm going to I can grab her just trying to do a fight against her to create a man and grab her and Portals highs like you.

Okay, so you guys do portal but you're basically grappled together. You can't drop her or you grab her together Okay, okay, you're above the buildings. How high were you trying to go size possible? Yeah?

Okay, you get pretty high All right, so it is this is the need years turn you guys teleport it away and wait first when they're left Because everyone else teleported away. So she's just gonna try to Fight you I guess roll fight got a One for fight this meter guys much for one. I definitely dodge or whatever. Okay, wait for your turn Okay, I'm gonna try to grab a little other wafer.

Okay. Oh Death of the dice you got a one you grappled her so you have a What is the difference between a five and a one is a four so you get a one use of a plus two grappled? So I've got other wafer. Yes, you're getting scrappy.

All right query You are on your way in which method of transportation where you transporting yourself Okay, so you're driving a car which direction are you headed towards the the fight? Okay on your way to fight your drive down the road the road seemed pretty barren Okay, you're driving down a street and you see a figure in the middle of the street just sitting there It looks like there been waiting for you. Okay. I am going to speed up and try to sort around them You see me even try to swear around them and as you pass them you hear funk on the side of your car.

Okay. Gotcha Yeah, you hear I'm gonna grab a sniper rifle and do a dive out of the window. All right. Well, I flexed do that Yep, zero.

All right. You you tuba sloppily out of the car the car swerves Blows up. Yeah in a big fiery ball super tea. I had I had a water cannon in there for God's sakes You did yeah, I'm just gonna scream that okay You stand up as the smoking flame billow out of the building in the night street.

That's pretty abandoned You hear footsteps approaching you down the road. How far away are we feeling but later? Um you are a couple blocks away from them. You can hear them you hear like the big powerful punches and whatnot But this uh, acquisition is on the street and they're walking toward you.

Okay. I'm gonna um Do a smoke bomb. Okay, and then try climb onto a roof so I can see those two fighting. I'm looking to get it a clear eye.

Okay So you're just trying to get away. Yep, trying to avoid contact with with uh The one who's chasing me so it just so I can buy a second or two to snap off a few shots. Okay All right, you I'm gonna say you get to the top of the building. Okay avoiding great Um, I'm gonna try to use the advantage link out to fire a bullet at a evil wicker with a snip right?

Okay, so you're gonna shoot evil wafer for you? Really? Oubly. Yeah, that's a two.

Um athletics is a three, but they are still in the negative two zone Oh, you know what that would be plus two on top of the two 74 what's what's to from grappled? Oh, you're gonna use that? Yeah, I'll use grappled. Okay, I said I was using it earlier I did specify which one because I didn't know there's more than one okay So you're gonna use that and they're in the plus or the negative two from the or effect from a senior Episode be a six difference.

So it's hit with a bullet So then it is now you have joined to the general melee. Uh, off you skate. It is your turn. Okay, so We're kind of grappling each other up in the air.

Yes. Hold on to her Is there a way for me to be intangible but not make her a intangible anymore? Well still holding? Yeah, now you go through her Okay, all right, but I still try to shoot her.

Yeah, even though she's not intangible. They're both intangible Yeah, you both kind of you face it basically what you do is you phase into another plane that makes it let you go through stuff mostly But since you're both in that plane you can affect each other. Does that make sense? I sure yeah, okay, so much right shooter Okay, go for it.

It doesn't seem like you're buying the phasing, but okay It's confusing. Yeah, I'm not worried about it. I got you all right. I'm double it You have a higher fight than shooting.

I don't know anything that you think cuz I'm being rambling how am I supposed to do anything in the air? Okay, so what do you roll? I rolled a four. What is it double?

It doubles your skill? Okay, that's what I thought so yeah four You're being shot with a four. Girl three three. So you take a one bullet I'm dead Are you done?

Yeah, grab girl is a out All right, then it would be grab girl's turn but grab girl. You are not go you and obviously start falling to the ground quite quickly because you're in a high gravity zone Sometimes you manage to get you check off a building inside of a building again I'm tangible to go through the ground. Yeah all the way to the middle of the earth She went up and tried Gravity doesn't work that way. Well, that's not taking through the earthworks of James.

Excuse me. I didn't know you were a real life scientist I'm a flat-rofer by the way Miss no other side. No, it's just trying to know It's like a pizza China's on the bottom of the pizza and the america's on the top of the pizza and throw it in the air that's how gravity works Okay, so My brain's exploding There's still two sides. Yeah, that's right.

Yeah Pizza you got the press part then you got the talking part a coin is flat. It has two sides. No, I like it We're flipping around a rather son. Yeah, like a big old coin.

Yeah, the reason it looks around is because we're spinning so fast She's like a coin. You see the curvature of the earth then you'll know that it's on the sciences lies Yeah science. All right, so uh, Miss Meteor sees the bullet you shot not happy about that Sorry Sorry, no, no, not you. Oh me the sniper.

Oh, that's it. Oh, not whatever we do to the yeah, she didn't see that though Oh, okay Queer you're getting you're getting the blast of a juice from far off. Yeah, baby. Uh, big juice big juicy Terrible, Nick man.

Yeah, uh, you're getting shot with a three Yeah, and you're not in the negative two zone. So I think too. All right. Call you like some she picked up some blast of brain fires at you That's that's fine.

Grav. I know I can't I'm gonna die This is my custard's last stand. Okay frozen custard. That's all right.

Wayfare is your turn. Uh, Miss Meteor is the one that looks the worst currently Just everybody wants her hair is on this China I still have other wafer gravel though, right? Yeah, the advantage is gone because uh queer used it to shoot her or shoot him But yeah, he's still you're still grappled there. Also, you must have pulled into his body.

Yeah, I'm gonna start trying to rip his arm off Jesus Christ. All right. Keep going. Go for it again Yeah Okay, you need one of them you should do them.

Okay, you didn't rip the arm off, but you are jerking it Hey The he's he looks confused and he's like he says to you if you rip my arm off you lose yours Yeah, I know all right. Uh, he tries to turn your clothes into acid Oh god Two That's why I've been asking every time you turn something shit You turn somebody's Can I reverse? Yeah, come on Yeah, you can you like send out like a ray of something that would change it use not to the right you just it you're you're basically like trying to fight over controlling the matter of the right. Yeah, yeah, it's like we were even okay So you watched out you didn't take damage, but yeah, he was trying to turn your clothes.

It basically tried to hurt you Yeah, it's way turn no no just fight over control the moon Nude wayfarer I'm confused. Okay, what? So anything that happens to them not anything Are you like you asking this question seriously? Yeah, because I got shot so it was a meteor get shot It's not direct like that.

Basically what um what uh acquisition was saying is that uh both the worlds are reflections of each other Yeah, and if something happens in one the the the scales balance eventually and it has to happen in the other so it's not immediate It's only things that are permanent. So when obscurity lost your legs like eventually obfuscate lost hers Does it make sense? Yeah, so it's not it's not a one for one immediately It's uh when one happens the shadow eventually changes and vice versa So like if you die mismeteor will still be around but the cosmic powers that be will put into uh put into effect a series of events that will kill her Within a day or two right does it make sense? Yeah, yeah, they're not being hurt immediately But things that happen permanently will happen to the other permanently eventually because your reflections of each other Why does it take time because that's just the way fate works?

Carla baby. Okay magical karma. Okay. Yeah, acquisition doesn't know that so that's not what they said Cosmic powers are weird that way.

Why just takes time Patience my deal one so query Query is your turn. Okay, I will pop up another one. I didn't wear fair. Okay, go for it Two so she takes two from what?

Obviously, you are falling with grab gal. You're both intangible currently, but you are hurling towards the ground. What is your plan? Okay, you are falling towards your friends that are still up and fighting Okay, I'm gonna let go of her and I'm gonna try to grab All right, so you're falling you let go of gravity girl gravity girl becomes tangible again You grab a hook on a building and swing via spider-man out of the way Um and then everybody witnesses gravity girl falling quite hard boom into the middle of the street bag and miss me your screams Oh our dark mirrors Uh can they not keep trying to get it?

Yeah, they're like what's going on? We're too drunk. What fucking time is it? Miss meters like well fuck it then and She is going to fly in there.

She's turning off her air or effect and she's going to use Heavy barrage and she's attacking everyone absolutely everybody with a will attack She's basically what she's doing is she's like lifting all debris in the area and slamming it down on everybody So like everybody lists off the ground. There's building ports everywhere and they all come crashing on the trap. No rain Trapped the rain Team Did anybody else? Yeah, I took two days.

I rolled in the three so I was five Okay, so she was dead only her own team took damage Well, it was really try um was good wafer. It is your turn Uh, I guess I'll take a second to look at ult wafer and be like you want to pause on that so we can take care of her All right, I'm gonna do anything else. We just are saying I mean, I'll give him a beat answer. He's like Whatever happens with her is not my concern.

Okay, I'm gonna keep trying rip his arm off All right, I give him a chance. Okay, okay. Okay. He's like you're trying to rip his arm off He's not happy about it Your turn I'm gonna pick up the gun and aim it at wafer evil wafer again, but while I'm aiming and loading I am gonna say out loud I have a feeling you're still here and since you're me I I know that the best way to take me out of action is to distract me and throw me away So go wild and then we'll fire another shot.

Oh, baby. Hey defense. No damage. That's all right.

Obviously it's your turn Uh closest to you now that you swung away is query Okay, we're on a building on a ground on a building on a rooftop, right? You're in super sniper bullets. Yeah, shooting a sniper rifle at people only figure all right I'm gonna just want to get to the top of the building. I guess and I'm gonna run at her That's fine.

You can reach them. Okay. Well, you won't do run and tackle all right So you take three from an invisible tackle grab gale is am currently uh, miss meteor Miss meteor is gonna go grab grab the gal. That's what she's gonna do when she's gonna go grab the cap She's gonna die wait for it is your turn Y'all trading blows like go who of a jita.

Um You got the another's happening. Um There charts that spearbomb for three episodes Yep, inquisition makes their moves and blows up the building you're on. Oh, great Am I can even defend a friend grapple just she just exactly should exactly. Oh, okay You are also on the building.

I'm obviously so roll defense against a seven. They have to roll athletics to try to get out of the Zero All right, so you take seven Can I um use the Needle and a stack aspect to try to um clear the building clear the explosion to the point where they can't find me Uh, yeah, you have to roll defense against the damage first Yeah, then you can try to roll still high. I guess can I can I roll physique to get like a running start? I'm trying to avoid the explosion.

Um, I would say roll the damage first because I have another okay Roll damage first and then I'll let you roll stuff to try to hide from so the damage was Three so I have to take a four. Yeah, and I'm gonna take um, I don't know charred Expose mask. Okay. All right.

So now I'll let you roll the needle in the haystack try to get away. Okay Fucking hell. All right, so you rolled three stealth it. That's so that's your turn.

It's right away, right? Yeah, all right, you run ahead then back up to obfuscate you are gonna shell out base of a building No, I I all those are careless with your teammates. Just like us. Yeah.

Well, they're worth it. They're actually killing each other Anyone in there with me a bunch of bodies. Uh, you lost query in the in the mess I guess I'm searching for someone I'm gonna head out the building All right, you do notice the itinerant and wayfarer still like grapple and punching at each other in the sky Okay, I'm gonna try to Net gun wafer. All right, roll.

All right, so you're gonna try to create advance with the shoot. Yeah, all right. No, no, it didn't do it Okay, you did not net gun wafer. It is your turn net gun will shot you from an invisible distance.

Where is your turn? Okay. Um, how far am I away from this? Meteor uh, you have lost track of this meteor.

She flew down to the buildings picked up uh grab Galavian. So she took off Yeah, I'm going to quick roll a notice to see if I can figure out where he will obscure to you. I roll the five I also rolled a five. Okay.

All right, so it's a wash. You can't find it. That's pretty good What am I around now that I've kind of got out of the explosion radius? You're in an alley.

There's some debris. There's some glass shards It's basically like a ruined city state. Okay, and how close I have to be to start moving towards evil wafer Uh, you're in the vicinity. It's super here.

So you can just get up and do whatever I'm gonna try to scale the building with my scarf. You can try to get up there. Um, if that takes a turn, it takes a turn No, it doesn't. Okay, it's super here.

You can get up there. Okay, great. So we have the next vitamin I'm gonna get up there and uh try to leap onto evil wafares back. Okay, are you trying to create advantage?

Yes, I've uh, distracted Okay, I'm sharing my roll really quick. It's uh three minuses. It's a two. You're uh, it's my two fight Okay, so I'll jump off a building.

Worst rolls we've ever had? Yeah, it's like literally I think we're cursed. All right, she she's not as your grapple Okay, he's not as your grapple. Can I say that like I tried to jump off the building to get a move so I'm falling?

Yeah, that's fine. I mean you're not gonna die super ugly. Yeah, I'll use a grapple if you're swirling around the building But I want to be like a I don't know like a little bug basically. Yeah.

Yeah, that's fine. I think it's your turn You see query boogin around trying to grab wafer people wafer Also, you can see my real face. It's horrifying. That's what I'm asking for daf Scary All right, I'm gonna try get up or wherever where he is swing around a building like a spider d-man All right, you get up there.

Okay, what you do? I'm gonna punch her Wash a wafer is your turn still with arm. Oh, jesus. What is going on?

He's nice. Uh, all right He's gonna punch you What are you doing? Like every time he could be The wafer is every time the tag is low but I'm trying to defend its eyes like So he's rolling the exact rolls like it's a true mirror match. Um Jesus Christ Are we being punk?

Yeah, no, we're being tricked. Okay. Um, so there's the wafer is just going at it Yeah, and obscurity trying to punch you. Can I see where obviously it is?

Obviously, uh, no like when she strikes you it's like something strikes you kind of I've been saying try to try to fight it but like it's coming from nowhere. Okay, so I like that's not a thing I can very easily take a swing at yeah, really um I'm just gonna try to keep moving then so it's hard to catch me and every time I swing around and can't take a jump But evil wafer I'm going through because I try to um pull the scarf over space and hang from it Uh, they got a three. Okay. Um, I got a negative two All right, you are unable to get this fucking awful.

Um, obviously it's your turn I'm just gonna try to kick around the back. All right. Go for it roll fights against each other Three five. All right.

All right. Wait for your roll arm pull or whatever the fuck you do it Jesus what is going on? I don't know. All right reverse it time to roll bad on that.

Ooh a fight for fight On you Then to query each other. Okay, where do these like every time I get hit or attempt to hit from obfuscation? Does it seem to be coming from a similar direction or I think I think she swinging around and graphic looks like you are too Okay, so we're doing you're vlogging around each other. We're doing by a commando multiplayer.

Yeah, I guess what I'm gonna do in that case is Can I roll a notice to see if I can find where her grappling with a planas? Yeah, go for it Two Why are rolls so bad? I'm throwing all fudge dice into the sun after the session What'd you get? All right, so no you can do this too.

All right. So what are you gonna do? I just same thing on fucking evil wafer. Okay, create that advantage roll for it.

I'm gonna roll awful three You got a two you didn't damage. All right, so you're punched I'll try to get an advantage going for oh, yeah, further way for you to go and they advantage would be like um like blinded Because what I'm doing is I'm wrapping the scarf around other wafers face and then kind of hanging off of it for my dear life Ground all right, so there's a one time use of a plus two advantage of blinded and it is obvious. It's your turn to get an attack Query. Yeah, all right roll.

Thanks again to each other. All right. Well, fuck you take two damage. We're uh, yeah, I do I'm gonna take uh, we're not working right ahead.

So we broke in ribs. I think uh Bone chips barbecue ribs. Um, yeah, so wafer is your turn. There's a plus two floating advantage on the itinerates Are you still doing arm?

Yes, so you did two dislocated arm. Just okay. You dislocated their arm. It's not completely ripped off They're not heavy.

I don't want you. Uh, all right. So then you use the blinded punch to the blindfold came off They can see now. But gree is your turn again.

Okay, now that I'm hanging this close to them I'm just gonna go for a simple attack like a physical attack and I'm gonna try to elbow him in his injured arm Okay, um knocked out The arm is broken, but not off and they are knocked out. I'm sorry. Can I do a quick thing for cinematic? What as they start falling out of the air?

I'm gonna scream wait for you. Please catch me Obviously is your turn to get attacked. We're again. Yeah.

All right. Go for it. Oh, damn it I didn't do much better. I got a one.

All right. Uh, wafer is your turn. Uh, the itinerate seems to be knocked out Um, there arm is it all the way off, but it is broken and dislocated. Are you still gonna do anything with that or?

Uh, are they gonna like fall on top of a rooftop or anything? Uh, they're probably an alley, but they I mean they're not gonna be critically injured. Okay. Um, that's good enough for me I'm gonna go try to catch query.

Okay, that's easy enough. You can catch query. Okay. Uh, are you gonna do anything else after the quick catching query?

Um, where is do we have any idea where off you see it is? Uh, flying around and punching query in the back Yeah, every about every second I get in the back of the head No, it's annoying though. I'm gonna try to use will to use like infrared sight or something like that to try to find her Okay, so you're not able to find you like you're seeing like little glimpses of something, but it's like so hard to pinpoint So you're not able to get quite a bead on her at the moment in position Pop side of the shadows to do some diamond To do a little bit of diamond Wow Wow You are being shot with a With a Alright, so a shot with a molyp cue Query it is your turn. Okay Miss me years gone gravity girls come yeah, am I next to wafer?

Can't pick me up from here She pick up your you're paying in there can I spend a Fate point and try to use my burglary to Look at her communicator and figure out where gravity girl will be based on what the communicator says because I don't have any of my Fucking gear, but I want to find gravity girls body or the fuck it is. Okay. Oh, you're gonna try to find gravity girl body Yeah, but using the communicator because I don't also have some communicators. Okay.

You can try okay I'm gonna be like excuse me this might be weird and try to take your communicator out of your ear deal at me I'm gonna say these two are kind of a problem, but we don't know where she is and that that one's very strong Alright, you're not getting a read on it. It seems to be gone. Okay. She might be gone In like another realm or dimension or something.

Let's take out the one on the ground first the visible one And I'm going to try to create a distraction for acquisition Okay by emptying my pockets of grenades right in front of them for that I still have the police locker What are you trying to just try to just I'm not trying to hit them with the explosions just trying to run them off by making a big By blowing stuff up. Yeah big big scene. Um, they got a so there's a one use plus one advantage of distracted office games your turn I'm gonna try to net them both. Oh, you have to talk at one of the other we get a net Okay, so good luck one So there's a one-time advantage of netted on query once that happens.

I will say this is not funny Funny all right. So uh mismedior shows back up and she's like now that she's gone. I can finally relax and then she texts everybody Oh boy, so forward everybody. Oh goody.

I got a negative two. So does that mean I take six? Oh, I'm out. I'm out guys Obviously is out Wayfarer it is your turn.

You still up. I will I will tell you to get some place. I can't kill us Mismeeter does not look in good shape though. Um, I'm gonna go do a last-itch effort in a checker.

Okay, just reflect All right, so you knock mismeeter out. Okay. Okay. Okay.

That was wayfarer in position doesn't look like she's run off by their grenades She is distracted, but she pulls out a handgun. They pull out a handgun And they hold it up to their own chest and they're like I guess this is the way it has to end Everybody gets one turn before they shoot themselves in the heart. Mm-hmm. Query go what I'm gonna do is So how far away are they?

They're like a building away. They're like a building away. Okay. I'm gonna roll notice.

Okay. Okay for what? To read their body language. Okay to see if they're really telling the truth.

Okay. I'm serious. Okay I'm going to uh they have some points here. They'll spend one.

No price too great. Okay. Okay. Gotcha.

Sounds good I'm gonna I'm gonna say to wayfarer. There's a good chance I'm dying here There's some gold in my room put it under my tongue if I die if I don't have a ton of kind of fun Because I don't know how this works. Anyway, I'm going for it and I'm gonna dive off of wayfarer onto the other one All right, so you're gonna try that? Yeah, all right go for it.

I'm just gonna try to not for damage but to wrestle the gun away Yeah, you get the time of the hands. Great. Uh, I'm going to throw it down the road like a frisbee Uh, wayfarer. What do you do?

Um, I'm gonna go for an inquisitor. All right. What are you gonna do doing? All right, they don't really Equisitions turn inquisition rolls fights against themselves They kind of they step back and they they pull out a knife and they jab it into the lower part of the forearm and drag it up through Uh, their hand.

Yep. This is slicing their artery wide open. Um, and they do The fight so they do three damage to themselves Okay, so yeah, they basically slice their arm into with a big booy knife and they're like just blood gushing everywhere. Um, It is your turn query.

Okay, I'm gonna look at them and go that's a three hour surgery idiot And then I'm gonna, uh, try to reach in their mouth and try to take some felt false teeth that I'm pretty sure in there. Okay Uh, three Okay, so you're trying to grab a teet out. Yeah, uh, all right. Uh, you get in their mouth Uh, you notice that a bunch of the teeth are cyanide gasoline.

Oh, yeah Um, roll physique not to break the but not physique roll athletics not to break them three Okay, you are you are careful enough not to break them but they're trying to bite down. Yeah, it's like sitting there just like yelling my hand like a baby You try to grab the teet out like oh, um, wafer is your turn. Um, they're still up obviously. Yeah, okay.

They do not look in good shape. They just cut their arm in Cool. I'm gonna try to pop them off their obvious ligt okay The whole night is paying off Oh, yeah, okay. You you knock on hop before they're able to killing blow themselves basically All right, so like if the arm thing takes time career just like in an ER like waiting room and like 15 minutes guys.

Oh no, i'm starting surgery right now I'm cutting their outfit open and performing surgery in the middle of the road I know this is strange, but I don't want to lose my arm. Thank you. All right, the city is swept up. You guys are real fucked up Um We will cut to uh gravity girl.

Sorry James Uh gravity girl, uh, you start to come to uh, you you're kind of in like a prison room and you feel strange. Okay What's it look like? Um, it's kind of like a one person prison There's like a toilet and a seat and you're kind of like in a big glass cage. Um, and you feel like your powers aren't Active or they're not there.

Okay. Anything in the room. Uh, there is a room right next to it. Uh, and in that room is obscurity Yeah Real obscurity You Yeah, but you wake up in the room and next to you is obscurity obscurity you see gravity girl in the room next to you She was drunk there by mismedia and now she is waking up Oh, he's looking.

Yeah. Oh, okay. Yeah. Oh my gosh.

Are you okay? No, you don't look at that Mike's they're like bleeding out. Oh, you're patched up. Oh, you are fucked.

You are injured all of your major injuries have been patched up Okay, uh, it's in their best interest to keep you patched up. Right. Um, But you hear somebody in the room say hey, hey and um Any myself? No, no, not yourself in because you're in a bunch of like you're in a set of uh six cells all next to each other Uh, you two are in two of them and the rest are empty Um, and you see a man that looks like he's made out of rock and he goes looks like they're gonna be out to rescue these ones And then there's another guy that has like all these like paper cranes flying above him and he's like yeah, they'll be here shortly And that is where We will end this episode of ambrivial Your game muster happy puke and you can find me on twitter at happy puke I'm Shannon.

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