Hello and welcome to another episode of Amberville City Heroes. I am the Game Mustard Happy Puke and with me today we have Shane and Banana. Hi! Hello!
Howdy! Good morning afternoon evening, night. Jake Apples. Hi.
James Kiwi. Hello. And sovastrawberries. Hello.
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Game Master. Alex. Quite Relaxing. I like how everyone would do it with the Goose.
I'm going to start, I'm not even going to do it. You want to start selling? Where is it? What I'm just gonna do?
I'm just gonna say your guys names are going to leave the Goose up to you. Damn. That's what I'm doing. I should have thought, dude.
I should have thought that. Yeah I'm done carrying the goose up to you. I'm done carrying the goose load. Well as this me, I suggested James be putting the booble box.
It's not the booble box. Not the booble box. Okay, so we are real play face podcast based around. Super ring heroes in the city of Amberville.
like to tell us what happened last week on last week last time two weeks ago on the last episode of Amberville's City Heroes anybody got the rundown I remember what happened oh here we go all right what happened oh okay no I was gonna say I know the basic yeah we basically had a very extended fight with our double gongers so it was a three on four fight yeah and I back and forth a lot gravity girl wound up getting whisked away by her double after getting KO'd and in the end really mad at her wayfarer and query were successful and put down the alternate query I think we cliffhanged on gravity girl waking up in a holding cell in an alternate universe yeah where we finally found out what happened to the actual obscurity who was also imprisoned yeah and Shannon was the evil of security from another dimension for the past two episodes but now it seems like real Shannon's back yeah really yeah so query and wayfarer you are in the city streets significant damage and you have the four uh amberville cartel the doppelgongers they are knocked out in front of you is meteor girl still there I thought yes she ran away you knocked her out okay well I guess I have to get to work on giving this guy surgery so don't lose my arm can you put these guys somewhere safe sure okay we're gonna need to find a way to get to wherever the other guys are because I have a feeling that they are wherever these guys came from okay the obscurity has been here probably for a little while based on my research I'm just gonna start digging into this other queries arm so that I can repair the uh try to cut himself with a razor right uh yeah he got the gas their arm pretty heavily I'm gonna sum it up to make sure that I don't lose my arm okay so you're doing emergency surgeries yep yep and I will get back on the police radio before I start and you know kind of send like a message that it's okay and I'll clear for them to come in and start doing recovery and stuff okay uh wayfarer what are you up to uh I'm going to ask query if they have like some kind of holding cell situation because we have people with extraordinary abilities that we are doing hold well chances are we're gonna need to study them to figure out how to get to where we're going right um so you're gonna need something that suppresses powers okay all of my bases where we're going to when they came here cool but there's probably someone I can contact out of town okay um Alex and I got my phone and try to call somebody to have a holding cell for these guys you know that uh a guy that works at a prison nearby and they do have super powered holding cells okay I'll say wait for if you can put them there for now I can come meet up with you and we can sedate them to transfer them to the more secure facility but this this prison will have power dampers so that we can actually put them under the influence of the sedation okay all right you take them to the prison they they go inside of the prison yeah anything else because you know you're working on surgery so you're probably pretty busy are you doing anything else warfare I guess one of us should probably talk to the cops so that they know what happened and don't shoot us on site yeah they just stole a bunch of stuff out of their police stations so probably not me probably never you yeah well sometimes hey I was the one that directed all the cops away from you and your murder friends from another dementia I'm not blaming you I'm just saying I can't fight you either I'm murder friends well you will use murder friends I'm never ever going to fight you you know that right I will lose I will instantly okay just put it up there okay sorry I'm gonna talk to the cops okay yeah for sure thing cool I just explaining everything to the cops yeah all right is there any additional information other than just the basis of what happened that you tell them uh just the basics I guess all right uh yeah so they put them in the ask if you want to hang out with the cells until they wake up or they want them to notify you what they do I'll ask if they'll wait there with them while I get done to miss her to me okay I'll go wait I guess just in case they'll wake up all right so you're waiting around uh back in the unopened the universe of security and gravity girl you aren't cells next to each other all right are there bars between us like there is like a a thick plane of glass okay it's like a tempered glass no yeah you can see and hear each other but you can't like get through what's on the outside of them it looks like like a big room there's not much information there's a staircase leading down so like when they come to the area they're coming up with staircase there's not much around you that you can see okay what's my experience been since since i've been here uh you had access to food and waste facilities but they never let you on an age never saw anybody uh you have you seen that like a man uh made out of rock it looks like he's made out of rock with like big spiky rocks all over him he's like been kind of your jailkeeper he doesn't really talk to you oh well i'm gonna try to talk to him you never did up until this point he hasn't he's just the grumpy guss yeah look around sure he's like i'm stuck here but now gravity girl is there yeah how are you doing oh hurt not good did i see who brought her in yeah it was uh the other gravity girl brought her in like in a rush like a portal opened the mismedia jumped in with gravity girl in harm thoughts from the cell and jump back through portal all right i'm gonna start seeing like campfires on so it helps your up grab girl right out of myself uh you just have your outfit um but your powers seem to be inactive okay it's just glass uh it looks like glass but you imagine that it's like thick or tempered or some sort of special material that's probably shatterproof because they made a jail out of it right it would be like maybe not sugar best we got it yeah it seems tough material okay is there any like holes or anything like uh there is like a vent coming in where air is coming in coming through but it's very small okay got plans get out of here a long been here but wow a few days at least right yeah oh wow i don't know it's been a while then kind of like if you you know if you blow on the glass you can like draw stuff on it's kind of zen though like monks you know with their whole sand drawings because it doesn't last very long okay great plan self-driving time has like a real effect on people but bull arpeggios is there a door to ourselves uh yeah there is but it seems to be live from the outside okay i'm only oh god i'm gonna take a seat all right yeah okay back to our earth wayfare even way not to present for a little while and one of the guards says they seem to be waking up if you want to chat with them all right that's what you're looking for sure okay the mismeadeer has woken up okay am i all there am i waiting uh you're you're still arm surgery okay it takes it takes a while to stitch up an arm okay sounds good yeah okay so like you're you're able to get through the surgery enough but like as you're as you're doing it like vitals start dropping and like it's it's this balance of like trying to surgery properly can i get a plus one for using gadgets further we're gonna sure it's still like you're still balancing vitals and it takes a while um it's not in an out thing no problem i will get my earpiece open if wafer wants to talk to me though okay uh so wafer there is mismeadeer she is awake okay without power um first start talking to these dorks all the radio query and ask if they have any ideas about what i should be asking we need to know how to get to their dimension they'll probably have a good reason to come back but we can't let mismeadeer do it because she's not trusting they'll have to find an alternate way to get there that allows us to return them without returning the powers i think i have an idea but it's kind of out there so maybe we can make a deal with these guys instead we're limited on options gravity girl will be able to do it but she's not here and i think they took off the table for that reason they're probably going to negotiate no one can you don't have to make any final decisions or deals we can just talk to them they're not hard to gas and wake up again in an hour i'll see what they say sorry about the surgery um my arms are really complicated it turns out yep yeah like weird neural pathways and veins and disgusting in here yep anyway catch later call me if you need me okay i'm just feeling like a big boy noise as soon as i give insight groups so wafer what do you say i guess i'll walk in and see who's awake mismeadeer seems to be the only one awake currently so you made a mess i guess so i guess i'm here for it was acquisitions and i was bored it makes sense is in position the team leader then no we don't really have a team leader it just has good ideas sometimes and convince us that you were the source of a lot of our problems so we decided to give you a little bit of what you've been giving us for a long time what was the grand plan i don't know i'll give a shit i just blow shit up that's what i do i good job i don't have a master plan you just came here to blow shit up make you guys suffer yeah for all the shit you do to us what have we been doing do you i don't i don't know the ins and outs of it this is the mirror thing and what happens to us happens to them what happens to them happens uh fuck it inquisition is what they're talking about it was all the i don't know how the fuck it they're more eloquent with it i don't know fucking say it you look like you're doing all right i don't know it's a big more sense when it was just talk about it you know yeah so what are you gonna do now you're gonna kill me because that's gonna complicate things for your friend no i didn't plan on it you just told me and you i was gonna complicate things for him too and you came from a different dimension yeah the shadow what's the shadow you are where shadows are we're just the mirror it's the mirror you use your powers to get there i do yeah because i focus mind differently than what you're fucking 80 it's called gravity girl that moron they decided to go back and forth in time rather than parallel stupid that's interesting i guess yeah so they can go so gravity girl can affect the flow time sure but i can i can come here is that the only place you can go i can go plenty places what do you want from me i don't know i don't need to talk to you i was thinking time's pretty impressive like i don't care shit about time the one parallel universe doesn't really seem that special special enough for you to give a shit lock me up i could jump that's not really why i lock you up okay what do you want i was wondering why you were doing here why you were blowing up our city like i said it's a bunch of bullshit in position to talk about it and i did it oh good work yeah i think so okay your fucking attention yeah sure did what's your brilliant plan at least away my plan was to talk to you until i lost interest which i'm pretty much at so all right well let me know when you want your friends back okay because i'm the only fucking way you're getting them where they have good mac and cheese in here you're sure about mac and cheese fuck you talking you're lost are you cutting off the conversation then yeah i'll just hang out okay see if she keeps talking to me she talks trash for a long time okay i'm just not very nice who's staying out and like like yeah i can make cheese like some cuycraen okay it's a favorite band um korea you get to a point where your acquisitions are there's there's they want us okay great i'm gonna bring them back to the same cell um what cell the cell that uh the rest of the the evil weirdies are in okay that uh wafare is parked out of that so if they're stable i'm not throwing that cell because i don't know if they're powers or not so i'm just head that way over like to get there all right you get there okay i'll toss him in the bin and i'll go hey how's it going make sure you got all of their bags of tricks cool that one yeah that's an amateur i'm gonna worry about him i'm gonna is it still a mismediary that's up yeah what's the trade what do you mean your people for our people that's a trade fine is that what you want yeah huh how do we get there get where how do we get to where you want to go i do just like you're fucking keep forgetting what you call yourself idiot grab it girl mm-hmm find idiot yeah yeah like they they can open up portals i open up portals too i just open up a portal here okay that's fine you understand what i just want to let you go to do that though right i don't understand that okay why would i understand that i'm because you lost okay here's what i'm planning on your man in acquisition over there will need to stabilize for six to eight hours before we can handle international travel in the first place he's a weak i don't care i don't shit kill him i'm gonna be returning here tomorrow i'll be wanting to talk to you specifically and we will really take you out of the cell in order to take care of this but no one else is leaving until we know that you're good okay okay i'm gonna sit by anybody else that's fine i'm gonna take it away from there's nothing else to do here i don't think okay she said that the whatever you're double-gangers called is the mastermind i'd like to see him try he had a planet went horribly for him anyway would you like to hear what i had in mind not in front of her but yeah okay do i go get food sure what do you like to eat i might be able to finally do Wendy's well wait okay Alex what's the uh non-union equivalent of Wendy's uh Sally's Sally's Sally's take burgers yes Sally's take burgers uh so i'll just go to Sally's okay i'll say the reason why i didn't want to do this immediately is because there's a good chance we would get back sad and abandon the dimension yeah so i have a theory i'd like to run by you and you tell me if it makes sense okay i've been studying the way your powers work a lot of what you do is based on sound correct yeah well a lot of parallel dimensions are simply earths that exist on a different vibrational field meaning that you would have control over the vibrational field with your sound powers there may be a way for you to cross dimensionally travel as well i've been wondering about that and like a concept that i've been working on that's called like the speed force kiwu i'm sorry but we don't have time to kill your mom padima i need to kill her like five times then you go to the future and go back and kill your wife kill all women hashtag kill all women yeah give us trending guys dtw trenty hashtag kill all women anyway don't watch those shows listen to this one um sorry i'm gonna pull out a handful of inquisitions t but i had taken out of them yes yeah well i had to pick something and these ones had poisons in them i'm gonna take us to a doctor friend's and see if i can find the vibrational wavelength that these people exist on okay i don't think we'll have time for you to learn how to do this perfectly but if we have an idea we might be able to pull something on the clutch i'm very nervous this is a cleaved trap i mean the last 24 hours i literally jumped through portals and trained and fought myself and almost ripped my own arm off so i don't give a fuck at this point oh my gosh you might need a night off i need like ten nights you need an overnight where's the twist i said okay well i'm gonna go and talk to my doctor friend um i think i can use her left it to look into these and i'll see you back here in the morning to go rescue her friends okay i don't think i don't think they'd kill them that have no leverage and we have no reason what i'm out so if there is a plan it's probably not very hidden but once we get there i have no if i'm no research on this shadow no verify my information we're going in blind so you might i don't know i'll go better earlier something yeah that'll definitely fix that all right i'm gonna take off okay but i won't grab up an enormous handful of french fries and stuff i'm underneath my mask i'm gonna wait back to jail time y'all guys been sitting around jail for a while what kind of food do they feed do they give me dessert no it's nutrition fellas yeah who's serving oh they're like an automatic feeder sweet like we're a derholz yeah there's no water thing to do no there's like there's like there's a small gap in the floor of the prison that a small river is running through so like to lap it up my tongue yeah pretty much or like scoop it up your hands i'll just oh my god let it like breakfast here yep do i have anything i can write uh if you breathe hard enough on the glass yeah you can you can't be out there any like bars or anything it's your away or mother okay aside from just drawing and it'd be like writing recipes recipe suggestions on the glass okay can you can you portal me over to yourself no i'm probably yeah probably why am i still being here a little slow on the intake can you go invisible can you break us up so we go to bed for me come back she has a head to certain seven days she's not in her right life you hear a noise coming up the stairs hello it sounds like uh like dog claws on floor or like rabbit like scratch like a scratching like a rabbit fever scratching oh doesn't it do you hear that yeah yeah yeah it sounds a little scary it's not like we can run i know like up the stairs comes uh a man that looks kind of like your old friend ring uh he's got a lot of like paper cranes floating around him and he has a big chain and on the end of the chain is it looks like a werewolf and she's kind of like tugging on the chain trying to get like get at you guys and like snarling and nipping and like scratching at the floor and he's like holding her back with you know he's got the big chain around her neck do i recognize the rock guy too uh it looked like like basalt if he was like a huge asshole like okay like the rocks he was wearing weren't like he didn't look like like sleek hero the thing he looked like crazy doomsday spike rock remember everybody see a fuckboy and he's just covered in the wrong kind of rocks so i mean like am i starting up to figure that these are their mirrored versions yeah okay all right yeah you're not idiot you are a college graduate and a detective um he doesn't have any pets no they let you him what are you doing he he hooks the chain to like a hook on the floor and like the wolf comes running at the cave and stops just short it looks like it's trying to gang on the chain and get to the cave like snarling and scratching i'm a tab i'm inside of here he's silly thing and and he says well if you do try to get out wolf con with the uh wolf i'm going to laugh Jimchi love us then yeah shadow first she's gonna be our best friend just checking out the chain because she wants to be a boss dog kisses yeah paper cranes yeah you know we both that's not what you say to me yeah i can piss off you know what what's better college or what i'm doing it wrong and calling him a weebo which i'm not going to find you from this thing i'm saying it sounds like a meebo maybe like a meebo you're collecting little statues of like you stupid asshole i just think it's funny for like like how old is your character 20s yeah right but you're like a college like a phd college professor and an agent so like an Asian college professor and some dude like a favorite crazy like what do you want to them we know like fuckboy like even if he wasn't big anime fan that would be the biggest insult it's like this fucking brilliant brilliant fucking Asian professor going what are you fucking just yeah you have to follow your and i like your villains wear like wall scrolls on their back all the time i know it's just better than twix i mean don't touch me it's better for you i like the strawberry ones we'll find out like the strawberry ones too yeah he says to you well what would you make a paper i don't you can make anything you want paper cranes yes what i did why paper cranes is it cool makes it look cool yeah do you ever do airplanes like jacks you can write shit on it like airliners air what like if i need to get somewhere like a real plane could you make one that big they're kind of delirious from the cable because i have no need to prove myself to you oh no every year so i'm gonna pay for cranes or flip around this kid uh it's like a cloud of paper cranes so they're like all over the place so it's like you took about their like starburst wrappers when they're just like yeah well yeah look yeah like there's like a bunch of them all over the place yeah an alternate universe the starburst is there's no pink starburst at all yeah fucking the worst place in in the history of time only orange only orange and yellow sorbres okay um snob these numbers you do they call them favor ads for a reason not favor blue was something yeah so you ever make clothes have you ever seen online to people that make clothes out of candy wrappers he's he's enjoying you know i have i have no need to prove you to you anything i don't my own abilities i'm just asking you questions and you remember that the ream was a showboat and would not miss an opportunity to prove himself this guy has seems to have none of that compulsion i'm just sincerely curious he's he starts walking back down the stairs uh grandpa everybody you're so mean we've got wolf con here now are they wearing like the black and white stripes uh it looks like that at one point they were there it's all ripped up they're like mad ass wolf for me i like it yeah it's a handlebar bearish stupidish all right back in uh the y'all universe um you guys get the rest you need i don't know what else you guys are gonna do i wanted to take a inquisition's teeth over to dr dude has lab and study if i can figure out like and like find which universe they're from get the general idea of which kind of vibration it is okay it's different from like say mighty okay all right so you're just trying to do can't listen old bullshit i'm trying to do some prep work so if wafer needs to emergency portals out we might have the science power to do okay wafer what are you up to i guess i'll spend some time trying to heal and looking at all of my notes about the impending invasion of earth by my people okay all right fair enough i do say i chip when i get stressed all right you look at those notes they make me real sad uh time passes you are able to figure out what you are as far as what do you think i could find what the t-thar does far as you think i can find out they are a different frequency but it's like it's it's strange you get a bunch of weird readings that you don't know exactly how to interpret but you know they're different than normal it's like completely yeah but you get another difference okay i'll try to have her like put them together in a way that we've ever understand okay um tries to try to math it yeah because i'm not a writer i'm not doing that shit but i will come back in the morning to meet my fair device okay and say hey um first off i made this thing or here's a report basically they're running different vibrational wave length but it's weirding and unlike anything on earth so i don't know it's something okay here's what i'm gonna suggest we go to the prison we gas them so they fall asleep we put a device on mis-media so that if she disobeys us we inject high level sedatives in order so she just fall asleep before she goes any harm we ever open a portal back to the to the base we extract our friends from the dungeon fight whoever else is there get back here and then shove them all through the portal once everyone's home okay that sounded like a plan sure be ready for anything it's gonna be ugly yeah i'm going to my one of my storehouses and starting up okay i'm gonna bring a bunch of extra gadgets for explosives and hopefully some stuff that won't get through some key carded doors and stuff like that all right and also a disguise kit and a stealth kit so that i can see it okay any preparations you are doing will fire i pack some first aid kits like a lot of first aid kits all right fair enough it's a dessert okay all right so then you guys make it to the prison great i'm gonna try to do that thing i just described which is to use a sedative put them all asleep it goes well i'm what's up well sometimes i tells you what's gonna happen i'll just like have fun at this point can i basically knock her out and get her secured with something that allows us to try to knock them all out before you talk to them yeah just turn that system okay yeah and then try to sneak in get her out put it like a device that will allow us to put it asleep if we need to okay then wait for them to wake up and let her know what's going on and okay are you gonna like actually wake her up specifically or wait for them all to wake up no i'll wait her else smelling salts yeah i'll smell like salt her awake okay and then let them all to sleep it wouldn't be super bad to be an hour or something okay so how are you pitching this to miss me here um i'm gonna by the time she wakes up she's gonna be a room with way fair and i and probably some uh police okay and i'm gonna be sitting across for her and say here's the deal um we want to get you back home we want our people back here we want to trade evenly but until we know that the trade's going well you're going with us so you just need me to pour you over to my area my world yep okay you stay here and you're still after you open the portal uh yeah it's not how it works you want to come with i yeah i have to i can't just open it let people i have to bring people okay it's not like a door it's like i'm a vehicle gotcha well in that case you're coming with us we're not i'm not not interested in getting in a flight with you okay not any interest in hurting you we don't have a way of resolving this that involves fisticuffs so if you're cool with that let me lead the way we'll be in and out shortly i'll take you there okay ready sure okay just you two yep all right that's fine with me so she's gonna port y'all unless y'all have any other things you're gonna do before she does uh no where she makes a port uh you guys rush through it's not like a portal you've been through before it feels way different okay rather than feels like you're moving forward it feels like you're dropping through reality kind of and everything like turning upside down like the whole place feels different sounds unpleasant yeah completely unboiled um and you appear in a park uh in in front of you where it's a park you kind of recognize uh but in front of you where your base would be there is like a like 40 story tall tower of rock it's like a big weird rock castle okay and she's like the problem there okay lead the way i'm not going in there sure you are how do you want to get back home i am home i'm home right now how do you plan on getting back home after we extract our people and get your people back here you can get your people if you want i'm home i'm good i'm good i'm just gonna press a button but it's like i just fell it's like oh that's deadweight you think she'd understand after like two conversations she's real dumb i'm gonna try to pick her up is she kind of heavy he's into normal way to a normal person okay i've never picked up gravity girl before i was like she's super nuts so i'll just carry over if my shoulder isn't be like i guess we're going to a dungeon yeah not cool but we gotta do what we gotta do do we need to do only the way do we need to do we need to do some recon um i can hat wheels lead the way okay i will uh i'll stay behind keep an eye on her and you let me know what you need okay i brought a whole kit okay so is it just way faragally i'm doing too but i'm going a little behind them and letting them kind of explore and let me know if they're trapped right now like that oh kiddokey um as you're walking forward towards the rock there's a doorway and the door kind of molds into a face and it says who are you perhaps you really not know who we are i'm gonna put like pick up this meter like you know this one right yeah okay we're trading for your prisoners are you the people from the other place yes trading what you don't have anything i want you know what numbers are your own team your shit tough shit buddy i'm gonna start smearing a semtex on his face okay it's just a big face of rock i'm like way further watch out okay i'm just gonna blow it up yeah you blow up some rock um from behind you we fare old fans because he comes diving out of the earth like a dolphin with a big rock fist like a dolphin yeah i heard dolphin yeah he heard dolphin and he's such a good movie three all right he got it ooh he got four so he does one cool hit you for one i am not prepared for this at all now we both y'all get to go so that's that's that's the thing though um i am going to uh try to create an advantage for basalt or for for way fair to use on basalt and i'm going to um try to use a gadget and roll under uh physique okay and try to use a numbing agent on one of the open parts of basalt's costume oh i just covered like i guess his armor would be better just putting on my agent on the rock well wherever he has an opening to like breathe and talk oh it's like an eye yeah so i have to be i'm gonna have to aim for it but i'm gonna try to make it so that he's okay we'll distract him you're gonna roll shoot then uh yeah that's uh if you're shooting a thing yeah uh jesus uh yeah that's no good i got one you got one okay so you there's a plus one advantage you can be used one time okay way fair it's your turn there's a plus one advantage of no i'm ahead what i do um i guess i will fly up ason away from him and then what can you do to rocks punch it yeah you punch it yeah punch the shit out of him he's got a pretty decent defense but like you also need to revive ready powers or or shoot him with a laser or yeah yeah i guess i will punch okay so four oh so you did one damage to him nice um it's his turn uh he doesn't like an update so he attacks um um he attacks queer yeah oh boy he got a three okay uh fight to dodge yeah make him do tongue sisters what that means uh i was gonna freak okay uh so you even out great so he swings at you and out of nowhere uh you hear ratatatatatat and bullets start hitting him in the chest um and he like he takes a big step back and takes some damage and then you hear and then like a wheelchair comes racing by and like he gets hit a couple of times uh he takes some damage and then a stretchy guy comes and he wraps his leg up and makes an advantage and then a kid in the outfit comes and like he points underneath like gim so now there's a there's two uses of a plus two advantage where you can go okay i'm just gonna let out a big old side we fair i love you but i fucking hate this place you love me yeah you're great you're the only good thing here right now okay these people are awful i'm gonna just go ahead and uh what is what is evil was all doing even was like he's being all wrapped up by this uh weird stretchy guy yeah um so he's like struggling with that at the moment so is he distracted by the way stretchy guy yeah yeah he's all right he's all tied up there's two uses of a plus two advantage all tied up okay i'm gonna reach into my sweater and pull out a gadget okay that looks like a little hammer okay and it's a vibrational hammer used to chip away walls and ship yeah i'm gonna take a big running swing at his kneecap okay he takes some damage wait fair it is your turn i guess i will back off and use my powers to vibrate his rack shield whatever okay are you gonna use the plus two from the other plus two uh no i'm not gonna insult everyone by doing that okay uh he tries to attack the stretchy man does not go well more rat attack tats i mean they do use the plus two and they knock him out boom rock slide is knocked out and this group of people they they jump up and they're they're there with you and the small kid goes hi i'm cocks for the guardian resistance you probably don't mind you'll then too yeah we've been keeping track of what these vile villains have been up to these are my friends this is silly buddy straight shooter and burnout so yes do you want to help us save the day hell yeah for all about great great i'm really looking forward to it so they're just starting not even uh conch is like burnout get us a read of the area silly buddy covers uh spray shooter leave what you can see and they all kind of spread out and start doing their thing and and conch is like i'm kind of the brains behind the operation i'm a great leader i can tell you've got you're really taking the bull by the horns say i've got a question for you what can i use some of your technology here on this planet because i need to find a way home a way home i think i might be able to help you that'd be great but first let's get your friends let's do that i'll lead the way please do and he starts running like in front of you like i always take the point i'm just going to slowly walk over the way fair and be like i hate to get greedy but i think you have a plan i'm going to go back to their home base and i'm going to find out all of the villain undergrounds information and then we're coming for them that's the first time i've liked anything that you've done i'm just gonna start walking in actually i will see if one of the members of the stuff here's this party resistance i'm just seeing if they're willing to um like put mismedia in a cell that will depower her conch is like i have i have stuff like that like coughs or something people don't like this thing he slaps on our chest and like puts her in a bubble and it takes her powers away it's like it's a little mention mine um can i make a stealth room see if i can take a photograph of it no wait yeah okay great it's a fork okay i'm gonna take extra photographs without him showing all right yeah steals information go for it i am in like a kidney candy shop right now okay um they actually work as a really awesome cohesive team and they kind of cut through like a bunch of the the mobs that are in this building amber cub goons yeah they have focus and uh they you guys get up to the top of the tower where there's a werewolf and a straight shooter takes like a beanbag shotgun and blast the werewolf in the face and knocks it out and you guys see this uh obscurity and gravity girl you see your friends query and wafer co-show up with conchs straight shooter uh silly buddy and burnout what is friends what the hell's going on well we don't mean jail let's get the hell out of here somebody like turns his arm into a key he's like oh get him out and he unlocks you guys cells hey footed right down i'm just he's just he's just he's just new to me oh okay i don't know this we got wilcher's real question are too he's like hey folks i'm silly buddy hi hey how you doing good yeah shake his hand he shakes your hand he's like nice to meet you i give hugs i like i'm not gonna hug you hey i'll fuck you back you guys seem like real good dudes cool i like that i'm i will enthusiastically return the hug in a way i've never done before so who exactly so i'm scary okay i'm gonna get crushed out when i see that no it'll look very genuine so maybe that part's girls good i've heard it's really girls i'm putting my acting pants on i'm gonna give up security of the dessert i don't even care if it's gonna bad i mean it i'm gonna go and hell it food don't eat the food here you guys i'm gonna look down at like the river full of dog food and be like i don't think that'll be an issue you don't look like you're well do you need to go home home sounds lovely great well do you have a home base we can stand for good brain uh we do it might be difficult to get us there you silly buddy burn out get us away home uh silly buddy turns into a train and burn out burn out gets onto a treadmill that's in the train that powers the wheels he's like we have to watch over we have to watch because uh the destroyer uh can find us at any time the destroyer yeah okay who's the destroyer uh this real powerful lady she flies around and just decimates places nobody can really do much about her sounds bad yeah she just woke up a little while ago she was gone for a long time i'm gonna look over at wayfare like i uh sounds bad yeah i mean also sort of good i'm not arguing here so uh yeah we'll take it where we go well i will be happy to be there thank you so much for your help i don't know what we do without you he's left silly buddy he's like good thought on the bullet train it's like you guys are all gonna have this silly buddy bullet train is it weird that we're in another human uh it's not too weird actually it's kind of nice okay you're making a seat it's all comfy yeah the seats are all really comfy like there's a bunch of tv screens in the back of the seats but it's all just his face he's like oh my gosh this is like the long ago yeah it's creepy in a walkable way you guys have any alcohol on your earth uh yeah but i never touched this stuff it's never appealed to me it says silly buddy that's amazing are you ticklish no oh that's probably a good thing yep i'm gonna try to go anyway all right they bullet train you uh to a hidden mansion is a really nice man oh it's beautiful no fair hold on no it's actually it's a macula it seems to be extremely well taken there 400 trained labradoodles yeah it's like it's like super immaculate everything which really nice it's like it's old victorian everything's like antique and restored no beautiful floor yo no it's perfect this mansion is beautiful awesome it's like this is my humble abode this is my dooring father left it to me when his untimely endgame this is uh this is a real honor to be in the the studious state yes on my planet you're less of a i would say a nice person yes the negative we've done a little bit of research ever since um mismedia has been traveling back and forth yes it seems like she's been causing a bit of havoc on your on your end that's to say the least um mismeters are rather powerful and metahuman uh where i'm from and oh yes fair girl yeah and not only that but we've been concerned because we have no clear way to get back and forth between our world and yours that the only way i know of is through mismeters she seems to be the only person with the ability to know of anyway gotcha so what idea did you have in mind well i can try to find us their powers and open up uh short-term portal for you to jump through okay but i don't think it's wise for me to send her back through i'll tell you i we have the other three members of the well central members of the underville cartel depowered and stabilized on our planet we'd be happy to return them to you ready just for jail can try to we can try to keep them here i mean i i could just be me seems to me like them staying on our for any length of time could possibly mess things up here we don't know have enough data on that but it's a wise thought yeah at the very least um they could kill me pretty easy so i don't want to hang around my city right you get us there we'll return them and i'll repay you tenfold whatever i can do for you doing a good deed is payment in and of itself thank you do you mind if i use your computers i don't know if you'd like to i guess i would love to use your universe's knowledge to get up to date on some mysteries that have been troubling me on my own i don't know if we'll be any more advanced we're just two sides of the same coin my friend fair enough fair enough i appreciate your openness and your help i don't know walk out of the room okay how do we go fight with her and grab a girl and up security where they're at fill them in on the details but this guy's willing to let us back in and we'll send them back of security yes when you got there you notice a girl who is hanging around she seems quite pleasant um and you hit it off with her very quickly oh and she says that her name is blue j yeah and you and her get along really well and you have a long talk about baked goods wait when did this happen when you got to the mansion oh you mentioned you mentioned blue jay welcomed you and you hit it off instantly oh nice does she have all of her own limbs no she has real arms but they're really nice eggshell blue oh very pretty yeah all right yeah let's share a recipe all right she's like i see that you lost your life on my arms that's shared details about missing lips all right how do you make something so sweet so so weird it's my tail it okay so um cocks is working on harnessing this meteor to use her powers to get you home is there anything that every what is everybody else doing while in this beautiful victorian estate with antique furnishings polished to the nines so you have time powers you need to tell us uh maybe sorry but kind of developmental yeah i would actually use them but they're very straight of us this meter seems to think that you might be able to parallel the universe up as well she also called you an a yetly 90-year-old actually i will pass that information for dr do that on to gravity ril as well about the different vibrational planes and all that fun stuff because she's a real scientist that's true now that you mentioned it can i research the day off uh you can give a shot as that we were doing while conscious setting up the i'll read one more all right yes and then kind of talk to you with a straight shooter yeah her every year straight shooter she's like howdy hi hi she had guns right yeah how do you not kill people beanbag or bullets rubber bullets yeah never real bullets uh if i i have a few real bullets but i don't like to put them in people gotcha but there's some things that were bullet can't pick pierce you know robots uh shit like that you need to shoot but i mean if i can avoid violence at any cost that's the way i want to go but the one skill i have is to be able to shoot so that's what i have at the table and if my guns are needed that's where i'll be but i like to be a straight shooter she also never swears she only reads sophisticated romance novels nice straight edge straight edge shooter yeah it's true can i go talk to lox or whatever the fucks lox is actually better but i already said cost sometimes i'm sick cunts lox is way better fuck where were you two weeks ago uh not here yeah i know what's i'm saying get around all your ideas past me we're the same person i already talked about this oh but noxican cops are okay lox would have been better but i can see the idea what would have been better so yeah you go to conks he's working uh hardly on the machine he's like i can help you so do you guys have a regular corporation um not sure what that means good that's all i needed here i mean i have i have my own company that my my dear departed parents left me you are a real go getter i am thank you for appreciating that i like to be front lines real involved get things done i really admire your efficiency thank you that means a lot to me of course and if there's ever a way i can repay the favor let me know you're a very nice don't name like what's everybody else do it's conks mansion stealing data from the computer star you're stealing data but like it's just on them oh yeah but i'm looking i'm looking up like their associates their business associates alter egos whatever information they might have that would let me get some in on the bill and underground specifically if i can find golden arrows uh or whatever what would you be called here uh god i don't have one i didn't call it that's cool if i can find his information on the computer i'm very interested in his uh okay so you just dollar a cat there's more than you can dig through so i can think of names later that's why um power letter yeah from the power letter but yeah you're digging through or you dollar a huge cash information with the goal of being able to use it on my stuff on real earth so like i'm just gonna take whatever looks good okay no cool yeah uh anybody else doing anything there is there a medical place yeah they have a better there i thought i was treated very well all right they've been a job they're like yeah we can be a job yeah what's bro after after a little while or is there anything you're doing up there oh security um making friendship bracelets okay so anybody helps you out yeah he's really good he's really good at it because like he makes his arm to the bracelet and then grabs two pieces of yarn and unwieves his arm and then makes it into the bracelet it's like the super power he's stretchy i like the silicon i just can't keep him yeah come on Phil yeah Phil play silly buddy hoo boy okay so conks figures it out he's like i think i can open a portal it'll be very short um i don't know like are you just gonna toss them back through we need to get through right so it would have to be one of us at any point right i'm saying like are you gonna toss them back through you're just gonna keep them first around your world what would be easiest for you i'm sure that you deal with them or often we do uh we can try to lock them up here but i mean you know how that goes with vial villains they do get out of the jail yeah they do my question is uh well you know what no you and i there's no reason we can't keep in contact if you have this ability to do this we can work on our side you can work on your durability and we have to keep them locked up and that's not exactly ethical or we could just take a look at what we did to make this work and try to build on it together so that the next time we meet each other we can trade plans and make it on the bridge we have a gravity girl grab your hook and do all the same stuff as Miss Media does and she's not a huge raging asshole right well we can try just say it's not gonna be the last day we know each other fair enough but yeah i can open it up and let you guys can jump through and go back to your world and then we'll throw it throw it right back for that sounds good i'll keep working on a machine great i'll keep i'll help him if he's not a genius scientist but i don't want to stuff right uh he cranks a thing that siphons uh Miss Media's power opens up a portal and he's like uh so do you want to just put you back at the jail that you came out of or uh the easiest way for you to get them back through probably uh yeah okay uh he opens up portal all right i'm just gonna jump in okay everybody else sure jump in i like study the portal but after long it's the only gonna be open for like a minute i'll go through and then study whether okay getting in person is okay then you get the first one just toss it back there yeah uh you study the portal it's strange it seems different than the portals you use kind of and then it closes go you there you are back on your earth and i kick my wave arrow once before i throw it sure go over yeah yeah sure go over yeah yeah look man wave arrow is off the rocker she's ready to go she can say rude words and mildly arrest somebody frick the police uh i mean there's an entire race of you that are good coming in their world roughly so um nice you guys get back a little bit of time passes while you were gone since the city was in such a ruin and you guys were kind of a chaos uh dark blades lady blog and flanks roll showed up and helped clean up the city dark blade the city he did he's still alive yeah oh thank god how did dark blade killed everyone he's like 70 and he's hey he's hung up american flag dark blade thank you very much and so he can pick up a big piece of rock there is not super strike but he's like he's next repair hands he's a super hunk yeah he's what's underneath that outfit the real business yeah so he did he did help clean up a couple of streets got some PR for it okay and like a bug-of-life's were also helped i tell you what if they're fine with him i don't give a shit they don't hang out with him too much but they're there that's an emergency whatever yeah he doesn't get invited to game night he was once and then he got real upset he lost a coton and started standing ship not the board yeah yeah yeah so they were there helping clean up while you guys were in another great i mean i'll just keep helping with clean up i should have plenty of it yeah so a little bit of time passes the the city cleanup goes okay great anybody doing anything in those couple of weeks onto your work i'm gonna keep looking into the the thing with miss eric with gravity girls portals okay and try to talk to her you know when i get the chance to be like hey this is something we really might want to work on i don't want to direct your research or anything but it seems to directly affect us and you might even be capable of doing this better than she can maybe maybe it's an idea we got great let me know what you need don't pump things down security what do you do it is is the near shadow world the same as the shadow people stealing teddy bears no okay different shadow worlds yeah one's an actual shadow the other's like a dark reflection of you guys that's a there's like a pet yeah it's different i know they're both called shadows but they're different okay all right that's fine i was wondering if there was like a lady in our world that just like donates teddy bears is extremely bright it's a two-story story okay i don't know if i know that queries looking to it all i'm sure whatever i'm working on that's team-wide like as far as if you've learned anything about the salt and rain only that they went missing um right girl was involved that was hired for the job okay i've been trying to trace who hired her but uh i need time to develop trust within that community and i don't have a lot of time i think i might be able to follow up and work a job for whoever hired her maybe a closer but i would like to do that when our city isn't falling apart i do think it'd be a good idea to pursue i do think also we we need to do something about bacadon but i have a plan just i might need some time to develop it right news breaks information that was leaked on the windy conspiracy starts to pick up and a lot of major news outlets are picking it up and a lot of people are really terrified of not only secret government organizations but also the power of windy and and now that she's awake people are kind of like freaked out i put superman in the sky to turn the frogs game well it's not even conspiracy there anymore it's like it's on big news like like pundits are like just power being can destroy us all in one swipe what are we gonna do nobody's doing anything so it's like kind of causing mass panic and that is where we will leave this episode of 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