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Jun 1, 2017 1 hr 10 min

Amberville Heroes #45

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The world is starting to panic about the danger hiding on the moon. Amberville heroes is a FATE based real play podcast. This game's mustard is Alex (@happypuke), and Heroes are Obscurity (Shannon - @_puppyfish), Grav-Gal (James - @darthmoblo), Quiry (Jake - @jaehighfive) and Wayfair (Sofie - @wendigogodancer) Made possible from support from: Tony, Matthew, Bailee, Nicole, Maddie, Eli, Phil, Ashleh, Steph, Zak, Jack, Pamela, Cody, Jan

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Hello everybody and welcome to another episode of Amberville City Heroes. I am the Game Master Happy Puke and today with me I have James. Hello Sophie. Why are we here?

Roll the bones. Shannon. You meant to when you said you were going to do something new anymore. And Jake.

What if God was one of us? Only two of us did song references so you guys suck. You know that was the... We got to have a huddle before this.

Wait what did James say? I just said hello. It's me all the way before. Hello, Billy.

See gentlemen? Yeah. What did Shannon say we can make it up for? I just whined about him.

Meaning that he wasn't going to do anything. It's an original piece. Oh also, hello. Hello.

Anybody out there? Yeah. Is there anybody? Yeah.

Now Braga. Face is on the wall. No everyone's Bob Dylan if they made music before 1995. Yeah.

Like Mozart. Like Rex in effect. I technically made some audio recordings on cassette when I was like five. Does that count?

Sorry to bring it to your Bob Dylan album. No! Get ready to do your gospel remix. Oh boy.

My body is ready. I'm going to live on Vegas for all my mom. I like Bob Dylan. I do too.

But that's funny. Okay. We are a bass superhero podcast based in Amberville City, official city of the S-HU. Every show on this podcast feed is critical with every other show.

So if you want to know the one, this one is good. They're interlinked baby. Yeah. So if you, if one of our fine feather friends here would like to tell us what happened last time on Amberville City Heroes, I'd much appreciate it.

Who's going to do that for me? I'm the only one that's feathered here. What happened last episode is that we're very queer together to fight. Try to find a put together plan to rescue their partners of security and gravity from the shadowed dimension.

Yeah. Okay. I did it. Anyway, it's a world that's filled with evil duplicates of ourselves and other members of the S-HU podcast.

Give me a minute. We managed to get there. We tried to break them out and then we come across a heroic version of the villain underground. Also on the S-HU podcast.

That helped us liberate our pals and our own homesies. But once we went home, there was a traumatic cliffhanger. I don't remember it. I need to do it.

I need to do it. The news that you had released, the secret government files that you had released on Wendy. I had made a public outroar and everyone's all freaking out now. That's right.

We would be leeksed in all up. We'd be leeksed all over the place. But basically there was a government plan to cover up a powerful World War II superhero because she stopped doing what she was told. And we freed her kind of on accident kind of on purpose a little bit.

If you could see my hand, it would be waving back and forth. But other than that, that is where we cliffhanger last episode. Do they miss anything important? I got a million dollars.

We fair with a lottery. IRL. Score. You can be a president.

Security. Fake news. Out of a small mirror. Bean bullets.

Yeah. So there we are. You have escaped the shadow realm. The shadow dimension or the evil, the mirror place.

The guardian, something that I need them help you out, guardian, whatever. What would I name the group? Oh. Conson bros.

The guardian resistance. There you go. The guardian resistance help y'all. Conson is nice.

Which one is your favorite of those guys? What's going to be silly buddy? is better than real film. Of course, just joking, Phil.

We love you. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Is that just birthday?

Wait, when is this birthday? Every day. It's a running group that people say happy birthday to them when it's not as birthday, and he hates it. Oh, then Phil, I take it back.

Happy birthday on your proper day. All right, so you guys are there. The city has been cleaned up for a little, or been, clean up efforts are going well. Things seem to be stabilizing, except for, there's a lot of political debate about this woman on the moon that the government hit for, what, 60 odd years.

That has the power to destroy people in this little breath. So that's all over the news. This makes me happy. This is good.

I'm just watching the TV just like, yeah, I feel vindicated. OK, and everyone's like, what's the government going to do? We're not safe. Build a wall.

Between us and the moon. No sun ever. What do we need it for? Obscured.

What are you up to? You're back home for the first time in a while. You've been in a cage for a long time. Yeah, I'm going to go lay out the sun.

Do I know who Bluejay is in this world? You do not. Are you going to do? And the city is not as friendly if they're opposites.

Are you going to do some research? Yes, please. You're going to roll under, investigate. And basically, I got full work.

So where are you looking specifically? Any idea of where you're going to start? Just our basic database of supers. OK.

If you like, name me a grump sigh. Like, no, no, no. OK. So you're searching for that.

There is rumors of a girl named Meg Pie, who has been hanging out with Knox, who has been seen with Knox, who seems to be helping running the criminal organization in Levis Harbor. Gotcha. Is she missing arms? Yes.

She's got your desk at black and blue metallic arms. She probably hates recipes. If that's a conclusion she wants to draw, yeah. Or it always could be she's more of a savor cook.

She likes barbecue. OK. Hate baking? Love barbecue.

Same. You need one of all sorts, I guess. Well, you just don't know how I'm going to twist the world. I mean, I got to keep you on your toes.

We're not telling these three. We're building a universe. Yeah. Billions and billions of.

OK. So is that all you're doing? And is investigating that? Yes.

Yeah. What is? Does he have any other background or history? There doesn't seem to be much.

She seems relatively now. Like she's been on the scene only for a couple of months. OK. And there's not much known about it.

There's only a couple of pictures and some street anecdotes. And all of that seems to have come from Dark Blades. What? Yeah.

Well, all of the information you find on her comes from Dark Blades. Like on the internet, a lot of your dark blades said this came from Dark Blades. Like Dark Blades seems to be the source that has put this information on the internet. Like pictures are attributed to Dark Blades.

So these pictures are dark blades. You know what I mean? Like on your hero message boards? Like a lot of the posts are dark blades are dark blades.

Dark Blades was there. Dark Blades witnessed. Yeah. So yeah, like all of the information you're getting seems to be from that source.

OK. Dark Blades. Dark Blades. Yes.

Naughty. So you would reason to think that if you wanted more information, you could talk to Dark Blades. Because he seems to be the person who has put some information on the internet. Grab a girl.

What do you do in your home? Got to get rid of ghosts. Got a ghost problem. All right.

I will text her email or call a player. She's the only paranormal person I know. All right. You don't get to reply right away.

Yeah. Because she needs busy like the issues. All right. So you're investigating how to get rid of ghosts?

Yeah. You come across a show. Nice. TV.

TV. It's not TV. Yeah, but this is like on the history channel. What do you actually have?

TV. It's a show about these three way left you do it to go into the house and scream at ghosts. Nice. Do they go away eventually?

A lot of the episodes are like we thought we felt ghost there to scratch my back. Who knows the real facts? No. It's Liam.

All right. I'll go say hi Dark Blades. OK. All right.

Thanks for that. You're welcome. Hey. I'm here to go.

This is what you find. This is what the most popular ghost media is. That shit. Away Ferris.

What are you up to? I think I might need to figure out how to get to the moon. All right. How are you?

Don't you have a spaceship? No. OK. Doesn't work too great.

Ferris. So I guess I'm going to try to fly. All right. So you're going to try to go to the moon?

Yeah. All right. You start trying to fly to the moon. It's been tickle out far away.

Cool. Go away. What do you have to? Everyone's kind of going off in their directions.

Seems like it. All right. I'm going to study this big data cache I got. Yeah.

I don't know what they had specifically but. But I won't be too specific or anything. I've been trying to build the case here. Right.

And then I guess I will try to look into after I've sorted all that stuff outside your process or whatever. I'm going to look into what's going on in the city. It's been pretty catastrophic the past couple of months. Right.

How are we viewed in the city? What can we do to improve our standing? I try to focus on that instead of all the other things. Because I want to take care of a lot of the long standing problems as a group.

betrol I could go try to help the cops with something they're working on is there a particular thing happening after the big fight after the big fight there's a lot of clean up there doesn't seem to be much crime or villainy okay seems like there's a lot of rebuilding and one group in particular has come up and has been helping quite a lot of rebuilding who is like come on force who that is they are called the they are called the church of Orion okay the church of Orion is calm they have a small congregation but they come on force they seem to have like a kind of a large network of churches they like fool a bunch of people into clean up. Yeah, they're just clean stuff up. Is this like the church beside me where I know that they're tied to Orion that God specifically? I you have not heard of these people before they seem to just kind of have come out of nowhere and they seem to have like a lot of Supplies I'm gonna try to go in costume to what they're doing and then Grateate myself with them.

Okay, so you're like gonna go help them clean up help them to clean up I'm trying to figure out what they're about and if I'll do that first. Okay. Yeah, they're cleaning up they seem to have bought a plot of land from a building that was destroyed and they're they're building a large Cathedral there. I'm talking about where they get their money from like oh we have we have wealthy benefactors and people You know people donate to churches.

We don't really look at who donates because it's anonymous You know all churches have an honest Yeah, but I'm all church is gonna for to build a cathedral most churches can no most most churches just live in existing buildings I mean like this is an enormous amount of capital becoming through such a small organization. I'm just a frontline Believer, I would just told it flop. I was just one here by the church to build flown here Yeah, I'm actually from Steel City So oh you base is your organization face in Steel City? Oh absolutely not just from a small congregation in Steel City They flew us in from all around the country like we all like as a group we fly to where help is needed So what's different about your church than the other churches?

We just leave an Orion. They're the daughter. Yeah, a picture of humans I don't know if you it's it's not the same Orion as a different Orion. It's a texture of humans.

It's a whole Give you literature if you want it's like a lot to explain Yeah, I'm gonna kind of sit there for a second I kind of have a small crisis of faith in my own head and then kind of wait for a second ago No, no, it's not that we want you in our city. You're welcome here Thank you. We have a weird history in the city of Strange religious groups that turn violent. We are we're not violent I understand that I want to appreciate that But if the cops start knocking on your doors or asking questions, just tell them what you told me and I'm sure we'll be a problem We have a door policy anyone everyone's always welcome I'm gonna hand over a card for me personally and say if you need help from the heroes We're the local super-heat team in town and I promise you we're not we're not trying to shut you down We just want to know who was Newman town, okay, and then I'll help pick up where I can all right you help pick up a lot of people in They have like blue shirts with three white dots on the front of them.

They all seem super super kind Okay, super super helpful. They're all like totally welcome you and they help well I'm around in that cleanup site. I'm gonna go check on the cops too hard the police do it after you they seem okay, they're they've been hit Pretty hard the last couple months, but the ever recruitment is up and they're keeping the beat Well cop is overworked, but how's the disaster response stuff going good? Everything's fine I'm just gonna try to wonder the streets then I figure out what's going on time I want to be kind of visible on purpose.

Okay, cool back to obscurity. Yeah All right, he's like hey, hi, what do you need? How are you? I'm doing good.

So nice to hear from you Well, thank you. I was just wondering if you have information on someone named Meg Pie Yeah, I do. What are you all there? Oh, I'm at a friend It's kind of related to her kind of not Anyway, I just was looking for info on her.

Yeah, when I looked it up you seem to have a lot Yeah, what do you want to know? What's your affiliation? I'm not affiliated with her. What's your interest?

I've been hunting down and putting a kink in Knox's job since he threw you off a building I've been here in Lake was Harbor casing his stuff and busting heads of the people that work for him Investigating his his corporations seeking into his mansion bugging them keeping track of all of his associates I'm building a case to finally take that fucker down. Ah nice. Yeah, you don't hurt my fucking friends So is she relatively new then somewhat? Yeah, okay, so she hasn't done much before this nothing.

I know of okay What's what's her power? She seems just to be clever and have robot arms She seems to be better at running maxes shit than Max is really gotcha does Knox know this seems soon Okay, he's okay with that. I don't know. I haven't really talked to him next time I talked to him.

I played through his fucking throat I like that she's like well look the strong language After him I'm gonna go after golden arrow. No, okay golden arrow killed four kids They want to make a big of my blade. It's him all right. Thank you for your info.

They took your legs austerity. Yes, I know With blood oh god, please no, okay. Thank you. Yeah anything else Store for you some I will read with blood you let the dogs out after you hang up he texts he's like I could use some cookies I always like your cookies Okay, how could I yeah?

Yeah, it'll happen you're packed into the bowl. All right cool. You have some saffron and salt Peter cookies are the fuck you do We're making this way He says you miss temporary a liberal-tuber address. He's like after I take you Texas after I take these records out I'll be back in Amberville where my friends are I technically haven't met him.

He's real Jim real Jim. I'm talking to himself killed I Love darkly that's all we find the cold Yeah, are you gonna go down right? Yeah, he wasn't down. Oh, yeah, he left he did give you his new address and look at our That far away you can tell from all the villains there though.

Yeah, but they're like they're near there Yeah, they're like in a hidden mansion there. Okay, okay? Okay, just got the photos of security This is the best I Was that going that way you've been up to yeah, I want the perfect time It's gonna be sweet sweet vengeance when I take up knocks and then golden arrow. He keeps running up stuff with other people I don't really know look like the robot monkey exploded.

So he's our take care of what? Oh, yeah, no, it's blooming up He's on robot monkey. Oh what an asshole. So now it's just not so golden arrow I take care of easier, right?

Yeah, except Knox always has all these fucking assholes around right now I've got this fucking fast guy and a stretchy guy as girl guns. Hey, you know girl guns. Yeah I Need to learn as much as I can about him keep it updated or I'm gonna put a dent in his drug trays started a drug trade in the in this area So I've been trying to take that out kind of drugs smack I'm gonna be a reverse or water body's nearby. It is a harbor town.

Yeah, all right strong armor Smack I thought it was Chad Wellie That's the drug I was in your town That was the drug that was being shifted the busy sniffing into the Chad Wellie market Day one just recently he knocked over an entire shipment of Zenithium. How's that? Do I know that is kind of roll? Yeah?

Yeah, you know exactly what that is. Oh, it's an idiom is a metal that is often used by tailors to make super-hero outfits It's strong and durable you have it in your costume It's basically why you don't have a new costume every fucking time It's it's like the key it's like the key strong material that can be woven into like a fiber and put into superhero costumes to like help dudes Like not get so hurt my bullets. Okay. It's it's it's often as cotton, but it's as strong as got black Okay, okay, I'm gonna get into a very patriotic shield If you if you smelt it you could make it into a very big trick shield doesn't come from Africa.

Yeah, it comes from a Foreign country, you know this is a blacksmithing you smell the delta. Yeah, that's right. You know he's using it for no I have no idea. I think he's working with massacre Man's career is this this horrible mercenary.

Oh, okay. I don't know what he wanted with this idiom But he took it build a suit. He took like a whole shipping container of it. Oh, so Suits for the weekend Yeah, I have no idea, but see like they knocked over that.

Hmm. You work by yourself. Yeah, so it's taking a long time. Yeah, yeah Strike you track these assholes.

We got a ghost in time. We gotta do this. Oh my song. Yeah.

Yeah. She's the one that's on the chair Well, yeah, we heard a bit of a response. She's been there for a long time. Yeah, we keep getting distracted Well, you know, she's a ghost.

You know they say about a organized crime. What's that the best organized crime is the one that Don't break the cops on your head every five seconds. That's true So she must be really good at what she's doing because she's not attracting your attention all the time. Yeah, so she's probably grown up pretty big Criminal empire.

Yeah, it's gonna be fun. We haven't really done with it. Yeah You've got so many side quests left under law They call it five tulips Yep, I see you My friends. Yeah, I know that's looking something comes.

Oh, I could just brought some cookies with me. I guess but yeah, you're better when they come to mail I Don't back packages Yeah, yeah, I miss you guys. I'll after I'm done after after not a head out of play. I'll be back up and reveal working with my friends again Take pictures.

Yeah I'm glad I have my friends blessing on my crusade. Give a few shots from the gram. That's right. He was already safe I feel really bad about what happened to her.

She got abducted abducted. Yeah, I've been about her legs without an abduction Wait, the shadow verse people came over fuck up tucker and replaced her with like a you version of her What? You know she is now. Yeah, all right imagine if she killed people.

Oh, no, you gotta keep her hands clean She's not like us. No Not me. Yeah, keep her away from the dirty work. She's very hard.

I keep it that way Do my best. I'm Sammy didn't meet the reverse version of dark blades bright blades Meers Would be like radiant There's an opening door. It's basically Moon Night. It's Moon Night kill people.

Moon Night fights sometimes like running spoons. Was that a silver spork? It's a silver spork. A spork.

Yeah. Oh. This is a weird owl of superheroes. Nobody takes them seriously and that's his idea.

Alright, so is there anything else you say to Dark Red? Nah. Nah. I'm going to finish my copy in.

That's a good-ish moment over. Alright, cool. But wait for her. What do you want to do now?

I'm trying to go to the moon. Oh, right, you're still flying to the moon. You're getting into the outer of space. Are you going to handle no oxygen?

They're. I'm like, you're going to make oxygen out of whatever around. I'm going to use weird energy. Fair, fair enough.

All right, using weird energy to build oxygen. And you're flying to the moon. Still takes the time. You're in outer space, though.

I hate space. Gross. Yeah, it's terrible. Reminds you of other outer space.

That's really unpleasant. Yeah. Query, what are you up to? Well, I've done all my research around the fucking disasters earlier, whatever.

So I'm going to go on a hunt for the guy that hired Riot Girl to kidnap the salt and ream. So last time I did this, I went into one of the scumbag bars. Right. And I was looking around for help.

The guy told me he could reach out to somebody. Let's see if I can find that guy and follow it. OK. He's like, the guy's like, yeah, I can not get with somebody.

So he said that he would get with somebody to talk to, or somebody to hire. Somebody, basically, I want to do a job for the guy that hired the hired Riot Girl. So I'll go under a different name or whatever. For the guy that hired Riot Girl?

Yeah, I want to work for the guy that hired Riot Girl. So I figured out the fucking is. OK. Right.

So you talk to the guy, he's like, well, the people that hired Riot Girl are, they don't have contact with us again. So it's like it's, I haven't been able to kind of see if they need any more work. It's just kind of. It's just a waffle.

It seems like it. What can you tell me about him, man? He was kind of a shady dude. He had a lot of money, dropped it real fast, used an alias.

I know it was an alias because I tried to research everybody I worked for. But if they got sort of money, I mean, I'm not going to. Yeah, cash doesn't really give a shit. Yeah, cash doesn't give a shit.

But yeah, it seemed like a waffle. Older gentlemen. Older? Yeah.

I'm not trying to describe the two old guys that were the nursing home that went up. Right. He's like, it doesn't seem like those guys know. OK.

But older? Yeah. And you've never seen him anywhere else. Never seen him around.

No, just kind of one off. And he seemed to know who I was. So he must be connected somehow. What about the Riot Girl?

She around to know. Y'all put her in jail. Y'all? Like, oh, yeah, yeah, the super team here.

Yeah. She got kind of predictable after she did the job. She was like, she went on praising the streets and texts and obscurity. Yeah, I mean, look, we have bad days.

It's bad for business. Like we don't like the people that we want on our payroll. We don't want people that go off the handle all the time. So she blacklisted?

From me? Yeah, I'm not going to get anywhere jobs. What about the big ghost? The big ghost.

Oh, I don't know. She's never asked for my services. She's cool. Is it cucumber that she would work with someone like that?

No, she's not going to work with someone like that. I mean, I'd try to keep professional. I mean, I'm the dude that gives turntable jobs. And when's the last time you heard a turntable?

He keeps that shit on the DL. He keeps control. He's very meticulous. He does his job.

He gets in. He gets out. He doesn't attract a lot of attention. He doesn't go rogue all the time.

He's had issues in the past, but for a long time, he's been doing great work. He's one of our top dudes. What does she need to do to get whitelisted? I don't know.

Spend some time not being a fucking crazy bitch. Fair enough. It seems bad for business. Yeah.

All right. Well, I'm going to see maybe I can talk to her. I got some money on the program. She might talk for money.

If you can get into prison, it's ridiculous. I can't present it. All right. I don't guys.

OK. I would, again, buy a drink for him. Slap $500 on the table. Hey, so you're going to try to get into prison?

Well, I got people in prison that will get me into prison. I got this buddy, Marco. Fast mat for $500? $500.

Oh, for a couple of, I mean, depending on how many cigarettes you can see, I got like a couple of cartons of gear in there, 500 bones. Yeah. Yeah. I'll give it a 500.

OK. He's like, he gives you a couple of cartons of cigarettes. He's like, if Marco gives the goods, you come back to me. I'll give you 500 bones.

OK. That sounds good. Wait for the call for Marco then. I can get back with you for Marco.

That's cool, man. Hey, you know, I always appreciate the opportunity to pick up a few dollars. This is where they call me Richardson. OK, cool.

All right, man. I'm going to go to the jail. You have a hell of a night here. Yeah.

OK. All right, you're heading to the jail. Scaredy, what are you doing now? Um, where?

Is everybody else gone? Everybody else is off doing stuff, yeah. Oh. I'll give a little note on the fridge that says what I'm doing.

I'm just going to shoot out a message saying, if anybody told me anything, I've got a couple of free hands. I'll respond and say, I'm going to jail to try to talk to a right, girl. You're welcome to come with, but I don't think she likes you very much. I don't much care for her either.

I reasonably believe that she took both assault and reen. I'll repassolve and reen. And I would like to find them. I would like to find them too.

How about this? I'll go to the jail and see what I can find. OK. Can you maybe look into who might have hired her?

I've done what I can through my connections, but you might have better luck to the cops. Sure. OK. So yeah, that's what I'm working on.

I think we're going to the moon. For a vacation? I didn't ask you if it was for business or pleasure. I think you go to the moon probably for both, though.

Right? It's cool. Yeah, maybe. But jeez, I don't know.

And grab your old, I think Dark Blades is in town. I think they were catching up. Yes. Yeah.

Yep. You talked to him? I did. Is he OK?

He's Dark Blades? Yeah. I mean, he's a murderer. Yeah, I know.

I'm going to kind of stick a couple fingers in my ears. You deserve to know that I gave him instructions on where the villain underground was, so that he would stay away from us. So that Dark Blades is staying away from us? Yes.

I figured if I gave him something to do, he wouldn't run around our city, just stabbing random bank robbers. He would focus on Knox's organization. So when grab your girl and Dark Blades left us with a dead supervillain, that's what I did to make him go away. I'm telling you this now.

OK. Because I may have to take care of it later. But here's the information. We have over years worth of recon on the villain underground.

His plan to stop them might not be very successful if it's to just run up in there with knives. But with the information that he's gathered and the damage he's done in Knox's organization, we might go to put them in jail, which I imagine you would much prefer. Yes. Yes, I would.

OK. So that's what to do about that guy. I just don't want to hear about heads on spikes anymore. Don't watch any surveillance video from the villain underground.

I beg you. I mean, it's there on the desktop, but don't. Don't. I've been rewatching.

Don't. It's awful. Anyway, I'm going to talk to Ryker. Let me know if you need anything.

OK, don't thank you. So grab your girl. Two grab go. What are you doing now?

I guess I'm back in the city. Yeah. OK. I guess patrol and clean up anything serious.

It's still blown up. OK. You're going to clean up? Yeah.

OK. Wayfarer. You made it to the moon. Thank God.

You're there. It's craggy. I'm starting looking for Wendy. You find it pretty easy.

OK. That makes sense. She's in a moon lake. This is like all right.

There's really big graders. She's in a moon lake. Sit in there. OK.

I'll get for an update on what's going on in the news. It's like I can hear them. OK. Didn't need to come up here then, but I wanted to make sure that you knew.

It's still nice to see you. It's nice to see you too, Wendy. I travel to an alternate dimension recently where you were evil. That's scary.

I was also evil. It was pretty bad. I don't like alternate dimensions. I don't either.

I'm the least favorite thing about all this nonsense. It's trouble. Maybe I should just leave the social system all together? Hey, that's best.

I don't know. I don't think the humans are going to be easily pacified either way. Yeah. Figured not.

They're very complicated to punch. Yeah, I don't seem to like me very much. They're in a hole. They're individuals.

They have the act as a whole sometimes. Oh, I have just ones too. Yeah, those ones that I like very much. They're wrong.

Thank you for thinking that. You're going to hang out with her for a while. Yeah, I spent a little quality time with Wendy. OK.

She's. What? Remote's remorse. What's the remorseful?

My roast. My roast. That's the word. Got it.

Thank you. She's that word. It's lonely but peaceful and nice. Kind of nice hanging out with.

Yeah, it's quiet. There's not a lot of stress. Do you put golf on the movie? Sure.

It's going to kind of suck. Look if I can tell it to Neil Armstrong. OK, I will. Where's Neil Armstrong?

Golf sucks. Fuck you, dude. She does say, as like she did the shit, she does say they've been watching a lot of satellites. They've spent watching a lot of satellites.

All over the world. They've been watching a lot of satellites. I don't like there's no data. They just seem to be floating around.

I don't know anything about tech. So I can't do anything. But like they're just launching them. And there's like there's a whole network of satellites.

They've launched in the last couple of weeks. But they don't seem to be doing anything. Do you know which regions they've been coming from? Mostly the US.

They seem to be casting kind of a wide net around everything. But I mean, so watching that is kind of an idea. Watching people watch things in the space. A lot of people watch a lot of weird shit.

But that one is notable. All of the satellites. Yeah, it's a little disconcerting. I guess so.

I don't think about techs. I don't know what they do. They're just floating pieces of metal with robot parts and or whatever. I'm your last mate team mate, Quirry.

They seem to know everything. OK. All right. Um, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah.

Go to prison. What was the security doing? I guess. Ask for who needs help, but don't want to do it.

What? Yeah. So what was your plan to go do? I was going to talk to cops though, right girl.

Oh, OK. Yeah. So you get to cops station. OK.

Talk to the cops. You're like, hey, you're scaring me out. No, too bad in yourselves. Doing fine.

Now, yourself. Good. Even better now that I've seen your faces. You say with you.

We always like seeing you around here. What can we help you with? Looking into right girl. OK.

What do you need to know? Anybody here familiar with? Uh, yeah. She's attacked a couple of times.

I mean, you fought her. Right. Yes. Thank you, Mr.

Reminder. Um, I'm going to talk. Sorry. Excuse me.

Um, looking into disappearance of my friends. My friends with Salt and Rain. Oh, we haven't seen them around for a bit. I didn't know what had happened.

Yeah, that's what we're trying to figure out. Um, we believe that she's behind it. Trying to find out who may have hired her. OK.

I thought it would be a good idea if I talked to you guys about it. Roll. What's like a social scope you got? I have a pore.

Roll rapport. Oh, my God. Big one. What?

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