Hello again, welcome to another episode of Amberville City Heroes. I am the Game Mustard Happy Puke and with me today we have Shannon. Why not you still not doing funny names? Jake.
Call me Jambus. James. She's so upset. And Sophie.
Shoo box. That's why you missed some of our sound like Jambus. Shh. There's lots of S7.
What was that? I didn't know man. That's what happens when you leave a store on the fence. What was that?
That was the last one. Okay, that's the only one from last episode. Look man, you haven't sent any of us for improv training. We don't know what we're doing.
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Would one of our players like to tell us what happened on the last exciting episode of Amber City Heroes? Yep. Alright, do it up. Drop that beat.
Well, my name is Wafear and here to stop repping on my brand, it's mine. I guess it's exploded. The cover up for this better be way fair with the gold chain. It's my okay.
This is the weakest rap light ever. Is that doing it, please? Well, it's the lightest rapper. You also have to send us to rapper training.
I have nothing to work with. Okay, so who's going to re-cap this up for real? It's still me. Okay, so there are a lot of things to happen.
I've got a long list here. Let's go through it. I'm going to be checked in on the Church of Orion, which just came to town of Scurity called Darklids to ask him for information about magpie. Query followed up on Riot Girl to see if we can find Raymond Assault and offer it to a deal to get more info on who kidnapped them.
Gravity Girl went and talked to Darklids for some reason and patrolled the town. Query and obscurity did a little detective work and figured out Riot Girl, Killer Whale, Positive and Negative, and Massacre were the ones that probably kidnapped Raymond Assault, which was a bit of a veneus. Wafear went to see Wendy and stole a satellite. Everybody went to McRagory's Stakers and milkshakes.
Another one of those ring guys was murdered and his body was found riddled with arrows. Yeah, that and that's it. And a nutshell. Yep, and that's the wrap.
So were we still at McRagory's at the end of it? No, it was next day, next day. Okay, okay. The ring dude was some.
Gotcha, okay. So the news happened, you got contact from resource, right? I hope Scurity, someone told you about it. Yeah, so yeah, you have the picture of the dude, Riddle Arrow's, Hins Ring is gone, and there you all are in the base if that's where you say, which is probably.
That's what it is probably. Even though James I would imagine has a house. Pardon, probably. Okay, do you ever go to work?
Any more? Sometimes. That's a lot of fun stuff to talk about. Let me lay out my lesson player.
Come next week with this little mess. Sorry, I was silly, buddy. Ooh, silly, buddy. So yeah, what are you guys doing?
Who wants to help me with the satellite? Me. Okay. I'm just gonna walk towards the satellite and start working.
I got nothing else to talk about. Alright, everybody else? Oh, I'm sure we've been over it before, but what do we know about? Whoops.
Killer Whale Paws and Negative Master. You know that they are villains and that they're usually for hire? You know about Master, he seems like a pretty bad dude. He's got a pretty bad rep.
Killer Whale Paws and Negative, they seem like relatively low level meta thugs. You know, dudes for hire. Is there anything specific you're looking for? Like what their powers or abilities are?
Oh, Killer Whale seems like a big tough dude. A positive and negative seem to have electrical powers. What you can find? Massacre.
Massacre has four tentacles coming out of his back, and the tentacles can become substances they touch. So like you see pictures of like one of them is fire and the other's ice and like he's kind of like can absorb and the tentacles can be gained the chemical attributes of things that he comes in contact with. So if you touch his metal his tentacles are in the metal. Yeah, or brick or laser.
Right. Okay. I'm gonna do some research on how they've been defeated before. Alright, you're investigating and you're finding some pretty good stuff, but it's gonna take a little bit to do.
Okay. Alright, what were you doing? Where was the Albert King's Skilled at? What's that?
Where was the deforestation? He was skilled in Arizona. So far away from us. A little bit far away.
He'd help us acetylate. Sure. You're not an acetylate? No.
Fair enough. But it's heavy. I can lift it. That will be very useful.
Maybe. How about this? After we're done with it, we'll probably want to put it back up in space. You think you can do that?
Probably. That's even better. She just got back from the moon. I'm sorry.
Wait there. Just got back from the moon. I'm sure they could have a nap. Yeah.
I mean, it's a long flight, right? Eh. How about a flight to the flight of the moon? I don't know.
I was like keeping track. Fair enough. Let's crack into this thing. I'm going to take off my gloves.
I'm going to take off parts of my clothing because I get really intense. I get a little tank top underneath it. Super good. Super.
My skin is horrifying. I'm really uncomfortable. Sorry. I'm going to make them lemonade.
I'm going to make some bals on this thing. No, it seems pretty clean. It seems pretty sterile. Roll, investigate, take apart, and figure out what you can from El Salato.
Free. You're working on that and you're doing research as well. Yes. I'm going to take breaks from research to make them lemonade to help cool them down.
Okay. All right. So you two are both gravity girl and career both working on the satellite and security is doing research. Wayfarer, what are you up to?
I guess I'm just not stand by while the satellite stuff happens. If I see you staring at me or just staring at me or just staring at me or something, I'll ask you to go check on Gubo. Fine. I don't look at the milk child.
There is a note in Gubo's room from Dark Lazy said, little kid in Halloween costume came and got Gubo. I have no idea what is going on. I'll take the letter and bring it up to Cleary. I like him to pick up his son.
That was quick. He's a quick guy. He doesn't like to waste time. Although he didn't leave anything to me.
I found this, but I didn't really see anything else. I'm going to hold up this note. Can I tell who wrote it? Darkly.
It's signed by Darkly. It's signed by Darkly. It's like it says, yeah, and the note just says look at Halloween costume came and got your Gubo friend. Okay.
I was seeing our picture of the night. Why was he in our face? Who put him in here? Who's Darkly?
Oh, make that one a good thing to do while you're like watching, waiting for us to do this. That's a guy that is a problem. No offense. He's a murderer.
Okay. Why do I want to learn more about him? Because he thinks that we're all his best friends. Oh, girls.
Yeah. Also, I kind of tricked him into fighting the villain underground. I don't hate it. I don't want to deal with him.
So, yeah. Either way, it might be useful to see if anything else happened in the base when we were apparently invaded by another team or a group or whatever. I'm assuming if Death Boy was here in Darkly's, there's something strange going on. Because let's do don't care for each other very much.
I'm kind of used to anyone who really feels like it traipsing through this place, but I will take a look around, I guess. That sounds good. Okay. I'm going to go look around.
Can I do a brief pause? Okay. Nicole brought something up in the chat that the team team left us a note on the fridge. Somewhere on the fridge, does it know from Sophia?
Ghostly doesn't like you when you heard her house. Every eye is dotted with a flop. So, if you want to maybe find that. That'd be great.
Okay. I'm lost. I guess I'm going to take a look around. All right.
I guess you find that note on the fridge that comes out next week. Okay. Next week after we release. Yeah.
Okay. I love you. That's okay. Slightly on order, but that's okay.
I would say without context it is ridiculous. Yeah. No, that's all it says. Okay.
Ghostly doesn't like it when you heard her house. What the note says. Okay. Do you show that off?
Yeah. Good to know. That's probably the mob boss. Yeah.
I would. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I had a weird lady though.
Every day. Not a sad light that maybe could be traced to us immediately, but good to know. Good to know. Good to know.
Should I keep looking around. I don't know what they're doing. It might be a bad idea. Okay.
But with all due respect if it's the kids I investigated. They've probably crawled out of hell recently. They've had a rough couple weeks. They've been murdered recently.
It's been real weird for them, you know, you know his teenagers, right? No, it really don't. I guess I don't either. Yeah.
I don't remember. What does it like to be a teenager? Are you frequently attacked and harassed by supervillains? Not my experience, but I'm cheering.
Being a teenager. Oh, they're sleepovers. But sometimes you have parties and they're fun. And you learn how to sneak out of the house so your parents don't catch you because you want them to think that you're still a good student and you really are.
But sometimes you just wanna have fun with your friends. I think I understand what you're saying. I'm gonna go look for evidence of sleepovers. I know.
I know. I know. I know. You can find evidence of a sleepover.
It looks like dark light had built a pillow for it. You're living room. What does this guy steal? They're like, well down you feathers all over the place.
They're like, I can pop the pillows. Yeah, he did. So it's kind of a messy pillow for it, but it looks alright. Is there a happy food in the fridge?
Yeah. I'm not noticing this before. All of this happened while you were in a different realm. I need to amp up our security.
We're in a fridge production. This looks finally. Should I leave this here? I'll talk to the other about it.
We'll figure something out. I don't think it's urgent. There's kids. You also find evidence that Ladybug and Flying Squirrel are also here.
Like, board games? Yes. There's a pappier tan tremble in it. There's a couple of people in it.
There's a couple of people in it's on the floor. I know how there have been so many people in here. I know it's almost like we made a really comfortable and friendly place for coming. No, I really don't feel like that's it.
This isn't... Sure it is. It's better than the concrete hell it was, I would hope. I liked my concrete help.
No. Well, at first place everybody was welcome. That worked out well. They're just kids.
They're just kids. Death Dark Blades is basically an adult child. You also said he's a murderer. Yeah.
Okay. You're the Bible kids, converted people. Oh my goodness. That's not what I took from that book.
Okay. That could happen. Anyway, I'm gonna go back to the satellite if you need me. If you need to know about these kids, I have to ask you guys on the computer.
You can read them. Okay. I don't have anything else better to do. So I'm gonna read about that weird guy and those kids.
Alright. So everybody is doing research stuff. Let's resolve them one at a time of security. Where are you researching specifically?
Ways that all them dudes have been defeated in the past. Okay. It seems like Master usually gets away. He hasn't really ever been caught.
He seems to be good at what he does. Killer Well has been defeated a few times. Mostly like their brute strength or use of powers. When he's usually alone.
When he teams up with people he does pretty well. You also find like a story about his father who was like a professional wrestler. And like, because you're searching how they get defeated. He was like undefeated for a really long time.
And then he got expelled for juicing. Anyway, this is probably got kicked out of professional wrestling for like taking many human enhancement stuff. So you find that positive and negative. I've been defeated a number of times.
Typical super hero stuff depending on powers. Riptide fought them a bunch. Usually it was wanted to be them. So, and we're going to move on to next.
You guys were doing satellite. You rolled a three for your investigate. What were you looking for on the satellite? I'm looking for what the satellite was trying to track.
Okay. You find a few bits of information. Okay. So, it was like tracking movements and there's a lot of sensors.
There's a sensor for medic human activity. There's a sensor for magic. Okay. There's also a sensor for like divine stuff.
Okay. Like a theory. Yeah. It seems like some pretty high tech sensors are all kind of pointed down where at the planet.
There's also like a database, a sender, a receiver and like a mini computer on board. Definitely taking the database. Okay. Is this belongs to?
No, not specifically, but you can track where like where the signals were coming from. Like it does have like a GPS or it's picking things. We're picking information up from and downloading it too. Okay.
I'm going to do my best to like grab as much. I can about who owns it from the thing and then try to figure out exactly where that might be or whether or not you go to chat. Okay. You roll investigate.
You find that there is a upload location that is one of your secret bases. Okay. It seems like your secret bases have been uploading information to these satellites. Not surprising, I suppose.
Can I tell whether or not it is government related? You would assume by the elegance quote unquote that seems like government work. Okay. And the reason why like the union heroes wouldn't have one of these, but they probably wouldn't be tracking like fingerprints and blood pressure and social security numbers like that shit.
Right. Yeah. It seems like government oversight. Okay.
Great. I'm just going to keep working on it until I can get anything about the download site or the source. And if not, I will go try to investigate that. Okay.
You are still helping with that. Okay. And wait for you were reading about Dark Blades. Yep.
You learn a little bit about Dark Blades. Okay. He seems like an anti hero. So people like him.
Some people hate him. He's got kind of a large following on the internet. There's like a forum of people who like track his exploits and talk about how cool he is and they really meet up at certain cities and like they do cosplay and stuff. 4chan.com.
Backslash. DB. Yep. Basically there's like a, there's like a little image board where people like talk about it.
Like, this is a dude, he took down the party. Do you know how cool it is? There's a shitload of dark blades memes. Oh man.
He killed a bank robber. Now he's ready to run the post officer. Yeah, it's like, it's like a, it's like a, it's like a meme to like a picture. Someone who did something wrong and then like a picture dark blades like not one around.
It's just everyone's screen text about them. That one time I met Dark Blades. Yeah. Pretty much.
But it's all like a real mass mature. Like he's so cool. All like they all have like snake flags where they're avatars and shit dark place himself is like a tea party, right? Yeah, he's pretty he's very libertarian.
Yeah, well like in the weird way where he like wants to talk about blood and soil and shit Yeah, yeah, the tree of patriots is water by the tree of freedom is water by the blood patriots I call these my tree waterers Just I want to be a dark place comic book where it's like him standing out of roof. He's like America's never been those so thirsty Oh Yeah, you find out that about dark ways anyone else Look at the teens stuff while I'm doing this. Oh, you find a little bit about them. You find a bit you're where you saw them They were murdered by the the building is rogue known as golden arrow Yeah, but other than that you don't find much I mean you find like transfer paper or whatever you actually for one of the kids You find an opusuary from the 80s.
That's weird. Yeah, okay. That long time ago anything else Look it up. No, I will go bother these satellite people again.
Okay circling back around to obscurity What else you look up anything else? What are you doing? I'm checking with them and saying how to do all the satellites. All right, so everybody's focused back in on the satellite satellite people you um We're trying to look up the download site.
Yeah, roll me and investigate God like before plus is that is a six. Oh nice You are able to track exact location, but you get really close it is somewhere in her or a opal point Okay, I will take on that the city opal point I'm gonna I'm gonna take note of that and I'm gonna just keep working on the satellite I'm gonna get the satellite back onto the back into space as quickly as possible because if it is government satellite Okay, so we get that as soon as possible and I take no point maybe like a lunch to do that's what I think okay Yeah, you make a note of a point it's great. I'm gonna wait till everyone's done. You'll just randomly take off them Okay, you're all together around the satellite There's an upload point coming from one of my bases That's not surprising considering that this is likely a government satellite and I've left a number of them easily finally The output is a point on the other hand I'm not exactly sure why I'd be happy to investigate solo if you don't want the heat or if you don't want to fight the federal government For some reason but I can wait until we have other things to do either way I think we should get the satellite back in here as possible.
Okay, where's all the point? Opal point is a little bit inward close to the Gulf of Mexico. Okay, Texas or ish Yeah, like more like Where do they do the Mardi Gras? No, I was yeah, it's more like Louisiana New Orleans area a little bit south but more inland Because you're closer to East coast is a little more.
Yeah, that's that's cool with me I love water No, no, no, New Orleans makes sense because it's kind of like a weird like why in the fucking thing would be here, right? It's not where you go to think of like spy ship. Yeah in Mardi Gras James Bond killed 12 beadwares Then he shot the kinkink baby No, I know that was like a DSP or whatever So yeah, what are you guys doing? Put back together ready to go as far as I know I think we should put a tracer in it, but I already did that so we're good Where's the home button?
That would be cool. Oh, just give me a rock now pretend I'm meeting everyone through it Oh, we should just down it up with a rock down up with a rock leave trace elements of way hit it that way It looks like suspicious if I can work okay cuz that could happen, right sure. I mean, it's I don't want what you're gonna do I don't have a problem with it. I'll go to jail.
I've done a little one. They haven't put me in jail yet That's a good point either way Let's get this fucker back up there Look if this is who I think it is an action Jackson was to come after me. She's more than welcome So you guys put it back in space. Yeah, I know that'll grab your own You know, I should be able to all right.
That's all easy enough for the satellite back up in to the spaces Alright, do I get the tracking signal work out? Yeah, I'm sure I have something up there You know absolutely what else happens in oval point like is it known for anything or super teeny There is one superhero that protects it there's not a team. Oh, but one superhero is pretty well known pretty powerful. Okay, that mr.
Matter Mr. Matter is the hero of oval point now is he well known? Yeah, he is yeah, he's a member of the Union of Heroes Okay, so he's a big deal. Yeah, if we went and caused ruckus, we have problems probably if you've messed up a city Yeah, we might need to go together.
I would fuck it up alone I'm not gonna lie make a lot of noise. Yeah, maybe it'd be nice to have gentle hands We don't really stop you from making noise You couldn't I mean it's more of a blessing that you allow me to spend time with you in the first place all things considered Let's go to open. Let's go. Just go leave the city again I don't know how else to investigate another city you want obscurity and I don't see here So we can keep an onion things would you and obscurity like to go to open point so that we don't try to tension What are we gonna do with the city in the meantime?
I can stay here and help her take a grab girl. She's a fighter I'm a sneaker. Just a stick with your base. Absolutely Do you think we're gonna run into anything when we go there in my base or in the city in your base?
You'll find things in my base. Okay. I don't know what you're comfortable and uncomfortable with surprises I'm just wondering what kind of weird government stuff is going on in there There's a government agent by the name of Jackson King that has a personal problem with me and has been tracing me across the planet She's also been deeply involved in capturing the villain underground after they went to jail I'm trying to put the pieces together and she thinks it's funny to taunt me My concern is that if we get her involved with the rest of you She will infiltrate your personal lives your jobs your your families. We don't want that Yeah, I can handle the pressure on how many of you go up if you want to go to my base You might be surprised about what's there but then again, you probably won't be if you've been in one of my bases already like You know, it's like sterile but creepy.
It's nice. Okay. There's probably there's probably cheese and fridge And you put it that way why not? Well, there's nothing else I would like to get out into the into our city and see what's happening since we've been trapped in the shadow dimension And I think you're right that we probably shouldn't just all leave now at the same time.
Yeah, that makes a lot of sense I'm deferring to smarter people than myself a news bulletin breaks the conversation there is a big event happened in Lucas Harbor earlier today a group of domestic terrorists have attacked the construction of a church the church of Orion it seems like a bunch of villains attacked and killed some civilians and now some of the higher ups of the church of Orion are like on the news and yelling about like humans rights and like You have to protect us from these costumed powered people. This is their attack against because of our beliefs and Make a huge think about how these power people don't respect humans and only Orion the hunter can save us and They're all over the news and it seems like there's kind of been a groundswell of support for the church of Orion because of the terrorist attack Well, grab real you're gonna get on the case there's super team in There is a small gathering of heroes, but they're not an official team. Okay, like a cluster mass Yeah, kind of a cluster there the lady bugging flanks world live in Lake of Starburg. Okay, and they're pretty gregarious.
Yeah Yeah, and there's a there's a policeman who has superpowers. He has an ice gun because they was frosting copies pretty famous He also lives in like a star So yeah, the church seems to be having a groundswelling of support and a lot of people that work in favor of it Now like maybe these are my people have a point why people try to silence them if they didn't so like the news seems to be swaying towards This was a violent attack on people based on religious ideology. So you guys are leading town too? Maybe we should talk to the church for a while and I don't know how home first you have people here I talked to the ground during the cleanup.
Yeah, okay. Well, I mean we can always call a lady bug and find squirrel I don't trust everybody, but they're fine. They're harmless actually. They're helpful they help people a lot They're on they're on the ground rescuing people a lot.
I respect that mr. matters Well, the respect of the show but I feel like we could probably call for us or we could call fly squirrel and ladybug and actually get their help in Assisting the church for Ryan. It is a church that's in multiple different places You know, it's not just here It's in late best and it isn't open and it is in a new diamond city and Europe might be relevant to reach out to this group Especially there be vulnerable to violence agreed. What do you two think?
I mean? I'm not telling what to do in making suggestions I'm fine with going out of town again Different sex Do the sit and zip it up I Guess let's let's do that Nothing ever goes wrong when we do this It's the only thing we do that's very true. Okay, so who's going where and with whom I'll be going to the church for right in town in your town Okay, where are security and we're going we're going to go see queries weirdo base, okay? All right fair enough so you guys get to the you to get to the church of Orion first So query and gravity girl you get to the church because it's not out in the woods like a weirdo Like a church There you insult my fourth church I'm gonna try to see that there's a guy to talk to you last time I was down I'm gonna try to reach out to him and see if you recognize me.
Okay. He's still working They've got the church mostly built big and opulence like shining and silver. There's like three big stars in the front of it Vatican to this is Vatican 2.5. Yeah, baby And they're holding like a ribbon-cutting ceremony But a lot of people are wearing like ribbon like bands around their arms Yeah, yeah as like in mourning for the events that took place in the server.
That makes sense I'm gonna reach out to the guys. Hey, do you remember me? We talked during the cleanup? Yeah, yeah, I remember you I this is gravity girl hello.
We're concerned about what happened in late this and we want to know We feel safe here. Well, thank you. I appreciate that. Have you had any threats?
Not our particular branch now But I mean the other one it happened spontaneously without threats either so what about demonstrations demonstrations for such as against us Yeah, I haven't seen many no I mean there was we did have some issue when we were trying to get building permits and all that kind of stuff But like no real demonstration against us personally so I think we feel pretty safe here. Hopefully that's good That's I think that's what we run right. That's the only thing that we could really ask for Can I ask you these people who came after the other church? Mm-hmm.
What is the problem with you? I wouldn't have any idea I maybe Maybe they see us as a threat to the meta kind a note no offense But there's a there's a pretty strong message in our literature of like, you know humanity and you know protection and whatnot Yeah, I get it. I just I want to make sure that this isn't something that you feel ill equipped to address We're if you're in our town here under protection. That's all I mean if we're if we're martyred then we're martyred I guess we don't think any of us want to get to that point well Hey, if we do we do and if we don't we just have more days to preach the word, okay I'm well tell you what you know how to get all the other contact information Yep, please don't hesitate at the first site.
Okay, we're here to make you feel comfortable in your home. All right cool Thank you. All right, we're gonna throw sure all right as soon as we're out of your shot That's suspicious the guy that wants to be martyred that guy suspicious. Don't you think so who wants to be martyred?
Faithful people faithful people are super into being martyred it just something that happens sometimes I Think just three status martyrs. I think maybe it's Concerning that they're wearing armbands in memorial and talking about dying so willingly. I understand if you don't share my paranoia You people do soldiers die for stuff. Oh, we're in a war.
This is it. There's like same much up right there Yeah, where is this church in town? It's just kind of like downtown They bought some like old abandoned apartment building and like tore it all down a building of opulent Precious just kind of in the middle of the thick of it in town. They built it relatively fast So it's the other guy a lot of hands and a lot of money to make it happen, okay But security and wayfarer you guys get to the the log cabin or whatever Yeah, okay, there we leave us like instructions on how to get into this weird place sure Yeah, I'm just leaving it dry especially if I want to be weird holes with the torture timber cool So we're going into the weird hobble with the torture chamber, okay All right, start looking around you find the computer mainframe area What is probably like a laptop plugging this up?
Oh, yeah, that's not the fancy it literally like if one person were doing everything forever by themselves Yeah, yeah, it's kind of a rain check operation. Oh, it looks pretty. I'm sure yeah, because I stole a lot of money So wait yeah, you see you see one of the computers hooked up to the internet I guess you probably there's like some probably weird like chambers with fluids inside of them There's probably some lockers and a few storage rooms that look suspicious Ethereum thank you I only adopt the finest of cryptocurrency I'm all about the Josh coin, baby. So I'm sure you my fear you guys are in this place you find all this stuff what do you do?
I really know a lot about computers So I don't know what to do with this thing. Do you know anything about computers? I do okay Maybe you should poke at that and I will poke at the creepy chambers of the fluid All right, what are you looking for on the computer? See if you see anything that isn't query related Which is probably gonna be kind of hard to discern because I imagine they steal a lot of information from a lot of people Yeah, that's true.
Although it's probably easily searchable. I'm like really lazy when it comes to being spy Bad spies. What are you looking for? Security see if anyone used it recently, maybe okay Okay, roll a roll burglary Okay Two you're holding to you find the upload program that seems to be kind of the satellites It is also seems to have made a network with a bunch of different off-site bases that seem to be other queries other bases Okay, so like there's a network of queries databases at all filter back to this place and upload to the satellites you find that program Oh, wow, I'll shoot a message to query.
Mm-hmm. Letting you know Okay, I'm trying to say that no no No, okay, if they if they disable it they'll know that we've noticed which means that the problem matters So as long as you're too out there, I don't see any reason plus me I give a follow-up. Okay, okay, very you have creepy video cameras in all of your bases. Yes, okay Well, they're they're practical not creepy, but I understand what you're saying Whatever obscurity Do you think you could maybe look at the footage and see if anyone actually came in here if it was like had Away from the face and for doing the word for them right now.
Wait, okay? Okay, how are you doing that for this particular program? Like what do you look for specifically? Well, what like you're trying to figure out like when this program was put on and like observe the cameras for that time or like what?
What kind of evidence? Yeah, yeah, yeah, see if someone broken. Yeah, yeah those words Yeah, yeah, sorry I'm gonna use a fake point. Okay.
I'm one curve. Oh, that's bad two three. Yeah, right? You scan through the footage and the only person you see coming in and out is Just query doing this suspicious things queried us.
So yes, there's plenty suspicious Hey query when so last time you came to the space Not a particular no, I don't know that seems suspicious the fridge Most of the food in the fridge seems expired. That's how you know, I wasn't me. Okay, that's what I figured when I reload my base I bring weapons and gadgets and fresh cheese all the staples I require food to eat and weapons to chew people Okay, so you've had someone pretending to be you or something or someone's food your video. Can you possibly send me an image?
Send image Was sent a security share photo and your timeline Can I tell if this is my mask? Yeah, it is my mask absolutely. Okay, it looks like you it's you How about more specifically can I tell whether or not this is evil negative versus me? It is not okay.
That's what I'm kind of absolutely is not it is you yes. You have a timestamp. Yes, yes, send me the timestamp Send I can get everything else remotely, but that is relatively important right now When when did this happen a couple months ago, but you don't remember it Also before the satellite drew you to the space you had forgotten about it. Mm-hmm.
Okay. This is an important thing to know I'm going to not tell anybody There's something fishy going on here. I can't put my finger on it, but I'm afraid it may not be a good place to be Is there anything else we should check before we get out of here take the weapons they're in this locker. Here's the code Okay, it's like a handful of weird gadgets and guns that may remain I should bullets There they look like guns guns are easy to aim.
I'm sorry. I don't design gadgets I just yield them from everybody. I know so what's everybody up to next? I'm gonna go back to the base and go to my room and have a nervous breakdown.
Okay, okay I would look at gravity girl go we fair and I'm security has shared some information that complicates a few of my plans anytime Okay, can I leave any head of the slow? I thought we were done here. I don't know what we were doing next, but I can't be here Okay The church over right Okay, I guess I'm going to survey like the surrounding area okay, they just found a main apartment building like what's next to it I'm always like it seems like it seems like they were like a line of apartment buildings They bought all of them one of them They tore down about the church and the rest of them have like the people that work at the church okay all living in those apartments Geez I'll make us a church. It's massive.
Okay. It's like you know like the tower 2.0 Yeah, it's like four stories and it's like huge spires big stars on the front of it You know like one of those massive apartment buildings I was like 13 departments on each floor Yeah, it's like there are three of those it all got bought one of them tore down built into a church the other two are Housing like members of the church is this like one of the weird Scientology power? What it okay? Google it it's great.
It's terrifying. It's great. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah, it's like a big weird compound kind of in the middle city Okay, it looks like a skyscraper got haunted. Yeah, so what you doing grab a Yes, I'll throw the city see what our ghost friends went up to okay. Do you control the city? Yeah, all right.
What you two that were at the base of Security and wayfare. What are you doing now? I'm gonna ask of security to take all the weird weapons and shit out of the base and tell her that I want to close it up before We take off and leave the city. Okay, I will be long so where you going with her?
I'm gonna go through the entire base the base at home your base. No. Oh Okay, okay, so I'm through all great space. I'm scared.
Where are you going? Hacking up arms and then heading back to where and you want me to go back home? Sure. I'll catch up with you I don't worry about that.
Okay, keep in touch. I won't be alone. So you're heading back to base. Yes query You went and had to break down.
Okay, let me know what I've done. All right, gravity gal. You're patrolling the city Yeah, you're like how do you patrol? Just flying around things.
Spinal people portals. That's fine. I see something funky. Oh Zoom in on it.
I guess Creepy All right, okay, you are flying around on the top of tower you see as you're flying around you get close to it and like There's a big poop of black smoke and then there's kind of like a billowing black smoke kind of coming from like radio antenna base So okay, oh radio antennas just not shorting out or something. It just looks like a plume of black smoke. Okay I'm best to get the roof Fire it does not appear to be actually a fire. It is the black hood.
No, you standing on the roof creating a bunch of smoke. Okay, looking at you Basically flacking you down with smoke Like thank you. Is that your power? Yes partially we need to talk Look this isn't the same kind of talk I'm not here to try to recruit you.
Okay, we need your help. Okay, there's something that we're both invested in It couldn't very badly are you willing to work with us for this one thing is in my city? No, but it will affect you look Say no one will handle ourselves. What would I have to do?
We don't want to share information to you. I agree to help us. Oh, I'm gonna take I don't know A couple weeks maybe I let my team go. Yeah, I mean we want all of you to help us.
Oh, okay Because we're kind of clandestine and we can't really do things up front and we need an upfront guy to do this and we want your team Help us. Okay, um, sure. Let me ask them. All right.
You back to me. We just be smoking Right on address needs like I'll be around this apartment. All right, and then you kind of Okay, we should check the local boys room if you're looking for the smoke guy Is Part of your heart can wither off like Roseville So We're going through the base you find pretty typical query stuff anything you're looking for in particular No, just trying to understand them more fair enough. I feel for an ask me what everyone I mean not in character I'm scared you are head back to the base with a bunch of weapons in your arms Yes, I'm going to start through and organize My size Okay, all right cool take them up to the park a couple trees Query yeah, you are in your room.
Okay, I check my mask up I take all of my combat uniform off I dress in the simplest clothes. I own t-shirt jeans I Am kind of obsessively looking over my notes for the day that in question. Okay, but it says nothing but the base And it says nothing about that day. Okay.
In fact the time stamp of the photo of you there was about an hour and a half after you went to bed Okay, and your notes for the next day were that you woke up a bit tired Okay, I'm gonna try to leave the base without anyone noticing. Okay, you do get a learn on your phone. Okay. There has been a spot I'm gonna go Okay, but like a text message.
All right security. There's been a spot of killer way We're at in a small town outside of court star city No, he's with his other friends, but he's been the one that there's like alert boy. I can't take them all out of myself Okay, do you got the text? My team all right grab get some bases you go text.
Where in a small town outside of court star city They're super hero team over there. Yes They're literally did A team of recently murder team. Yeah, they were supposed to be dead Later It's a couple hours back. I mean for you.
You can get there You're in the base, right? Yes, okay. We're gonna do something about this we should It was all in this party. It was killer whale positive negative and you think maybe massacre Yes, a lot of baddies, but we need more than just to yeah, but the people that were spotted were just killer whale Still are you still cleaning guns and stuff?
All those Back in the phone lines Right wayfarer you look through the base and you also get the text that there is a little bit spotted Okay, I guess I didn't find anything super interesting here other than the usual weirdness So I will pack up and go okay, so query you are gone on the base Everybody else is sitting at the base you all reconvene except for where he is gone and you have the message that What do you guys plan to do where's query she said she had to deal with something That's like they're not there hiding more Things more something But you your two characters with gadgets written on your sheet you both have cool stuff Yeah, whatever cool stuff you could fit into roll that you would make yep There's one that was a gun that you shoot it and like you get it order from down Oh Talk to it They should have like you reload in the clip falls out this is please rape Yeah, so what you guys plan I think if we're actually thinking about going and doing this maybe we should try to talk to them before we try to hit them It might work yes questions first yes Sure Their mercenaries they might not care so much about giving up details. Oh, it's not like we're Emergency so we can just help it them right. I want my friends safely. What super team is close by them the new paragons Heads up your friend rubber baby or some new paragons.
Yeah, yeah Ringling anything okay, what do you need? Do you hear about the real sighting? No, but I'm not quite looking for killer whales moment. Oh are you busy?
I mean we're in the middle of some cases. Yeah, but like at the moment. I'm eating dinner. Oh It's a delicious chicken dinner well me and my comrades might be heading that way.
Oh, stop it. Okay Other whale and his posse may have my friends. That's not good. No, it's not even missing for quite a while We haven't done much about it till now, but we'd like to get them back certainly right okay Yeah, we'll help you as much as we have the resources for already.
Okay, okay. So you can head that way Yeah, I guess oh y'all are for it. We've heard making a sync face any and it would help if we had something to offer them They might not punch us if we had something, but I don't know what they would want Mercenary's like money. I guess but I don't really have any yeah either, but you know someone does They just kind of disappear They do that Yes before we leave or decide anything I've been contacted by the hoods They want us to do something with them for the good of everybody Why they won't really give me details.
They only told me that it would affect us whether or not we were there Whatever I guess maybe we'll deal with that when we get back from dealing with these guys. I just want to let you get no before I forget No, that's a good idea. Just I don't know what to do with that, you know They've been hounded me for a long time Hey, we want you to join your club also. We want to thank you I Was on prime Query where you headed I'm heading to that base that way from okay, you get there.
It looks pretty picked over like dude friends with your I'm gonna do kind of like an overly obsessive check for my own fingerprints Notes that I was actually there whether or not this is a video scam essentially or whether or not I was actually in that building at that time Alright roll investigate Clashing this for putting the pieces together. Okay, I can figure out my own plan. Okay, three three. All right.
All right You it was definitely you that was there. Okay, um, I'm gonna pull something extremely heavy out of my jacket and smash it into the window in the room Okay, and start screaming All right, so And then I'm going to obsessively like go over to the computer and cross-reference every single video feed of all of my bases where I've been in the base Okay, and just sit there and compare my notes and every time it doesn't make sense It's gonna be worse. Okay, so what happens is you're going over your computer and like your cross-referencing where you've been and then like one pops up That you don't have notes for and another and then two more and then three years ago and then four years ago and then six years ago Like they're like popping up all over the place. So like it seemed like it's popping up that Since you've been active there have been unaccounted you doing things in your bases.
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