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There is a gunfight There's a limousine Jacknife in the middle of the road and people are firing guns and other And the first person to arrive on the scene is obscurity of course because I love guns Will you please describe your character and what you do when you arrive on the scene my character is supposed to be detective She's like right where's all pink cheerful sunny position. She has invisibility powers So she's gonna arrive on the scene invisible. Do we still have bikes? Yeah, sure sure Your other team is showing up with your the first to arrive.
Okay, it's like imagine like picking up a con for the first time There's a gunfight and like you see a character. There's a bike being driven by itself. Okay, so you're invisible on the bike Okay, so no one could possibly know it's me Think the bikes have colors does now. Yeah, you just say things were to say it's true because it's been a year.
Yep All right, so there's a bright pink bike being driven by nothing obscurity on it invisible ahead of you You see a gunfight in the middle of the street. It looks like there was a motorcade a limousine and a couple of trucks And they were ambushed by looks like a paramilitary group the people that are in the convoy all have like really nice suits on and they're firing guns That people they have like a flak vest and helmets and they're like machine guns and they're like there's like a firefight in the middle of the street Okay, what do you do? I want to try like lasso a bad guy. All right, you roll for lasso bad guy.
What's lasso? Tell me is it really yeah? What do you think it is? Everything shoot No, it's all right, we're going to that Roll the negative to and this is the bon brand you do not make your shoot to lasso Can I like you feel can I spend a big point to fail forward?
Yes, you may and And do not what you intended but something else yeah, so like I don't get how many how many guys are there? There's like 20 okay, can I like like smack one in the face with it and it makes them like trip okay? But you have to like your aspect is failing forward Yeah, so you will throw the lasso at the guy but something bad has happened to you and like something you unintended that happened good Okay, I wasn't thinking about what bad was happening to me Yeah, I'll crash my bike. Okay.
All right, but you want to be able to hit another guy. Yeah, okay So you I'm gonna try to lasso while I'm driving right okay, all right, so you rolled negative on your last one You're spending a point to fail forward. Yes, so you throw your lasso at the guy You totally miss you catch like the the review mirror of another car and you think you're gonna pull a guy But you end up like spitting your bike around a car and then crashing into a different guy So you totally fuck it up it crash your bike and there's like a big like bike collision into this too Do you knock him over um did I follow my bike into the crash you weren't jumping off of your bike? So yeah, you tell me like if I got thrown from it.
Oh, yeah, you got thrown from your bike Yeah, so if you got thrown from your bike and you're visible so you're out on this block Okay, so after that happens wayfare shows up explain wayfare and tell us what he's doing okay So wayfare is a space alien who is from a distant planet that is run by an organization called the Vyghor Corporation He appears to be humanoid. He has very small eyes a large bulbous nose and kind of tan skin he also has antenna and where's a silver costume and What? Power set he has is EMP so he controls all electromagnetic spectrum stuff, so that's light that sound that's heat that's Biochemistry kind of everything on that plane so with that He's gonna show up on the scene and survey what is going on and he's going to send out some weird energy to try to start melting The guns out of the hands of the guys that are using them. All right roll your weird energy skill Does it to all right?
Wayfare shows up the scene and weird energies and some of the guns of not all the guns because you don't have that Why it's part of it, but you start melting some of the guns of the people that are using them What are they like who's guns are you melting? There's two sides here? There's people in the nice suits and there's like the paramilitary folk I'm gonna be indiscriminately melting guns. Okay, so you're just there melting guns.
Yeah, fuck them all all right So he's starting to melt some guns after gun start getting melted a doctor do dad shows up. Okay, so doctor do that is a Woman in her mid 30s pretty tan, but you can only see sort of her neck after her nose because the rest of her is covered in a white Body suit with some neon green piping she has her hair coming out of the top of it Which is like a bright black and silver with glitter in it She is driving or she is using a hand lighter to come down in the scene and on their way down you can hear her say Hey, if I can get 500 shares on my children's cure charity I'm gonna try to hit the big guy with a hang glider on the way down Let's get those likes up everybody and then while I'm coming down. I'm gonna take aim with a little Gun that comes out of my wrist almost like a dart I hit someone with a one of the guys with a dark gun and they collapsed to the ground They're getting sick and bombing. Well, let's roll shoot.
Yeah, let's do four. All right. You hit them with your shoe Yeah, they start getting extremely sick to themselves start getting nauseous. They're not really hurt or anything But they're clearly distracted and kind of out of it.
Okay, and also I'm checking on my stream channel on the little computer in my wrist All right, so you're streaming while you're fighting back guys. Yep. Okay, and then after you start making that dude Vomit phalanx you arrive out of the shadows explain phalanx My character is a son of Mars He's a professional Roman general alive for a long time and he looks like a centurion Okay, how old yeah, I'm a bro. Oh, okay, but like he doesn't age He's died a few times but he comes back from another world Oh, he's like or dee sleep or dee Rizzled yes, all right.
You arrive on the scene and you see this They've taken out a good portion of the people or at least disarmed them But there are still some left we recognize any of them like I know I know none of these guys that you recognize All right, I guess I'll go after the paramilitary people since they look more militaristic. Okay, so what are you gonna do? I will Try to disarm them with my spear. All right.
Go for disarm with spear skill. Yeah Yeah All right, so yeah, you are able to disarm them with your spear the fight still raging on people are firing guns It seems like the people in the suits we're losing until you arrived obscurity. It is your turn again my turn brush myself off Okay, I saw my rope. Yeah, it is tied to the River of a different car.
Yes, because that's what you lasso like a side view. Yes, I view it still looks in the rear Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah that I'm gonna I want to try and pull it off the mirror off. Okay, okay, so to do what specifically just to get your roll back Yeah, I want to swing it at someone all right. So you're gonna try to hit somebody with it.
Yeah, all right So roll a fight I should make you roll shoot, but I'm not gonna thank you. You're welcome. Oh, I got three All right, so you knock the guy out with you Yake your lasso rip off a side view mirror and smash it in the head with it. It goes falling down all right way for your turn I'm gonna do some more weird energy You just melt more guns.
All right, you know a bunch of guns Now it is dr. D. Dance turn Which side are you looking at? There's about six or seven more dudes.
Okay, so I'm gonna do that and I'm gonna go and pick up my hang lighter by the dark Like I'm trying to glide on it. Okay, and then I'm just gonna say I would like I have you know I have faith that you are going to get to that target So I think I'm just gonna hit this guy now and then she's gonna whip it at somebody like a dart We're lost Okay, so roll I throw roll shoot Nope, that's a minus two. All right, would you like to spend a fake point to reroll it? No, that's okay.
All right If I miss I'm just gonna go shocks, uh, you know what? Okay, so you throw your lighter and it goes off in a different direction Can I say it's like a window of a car? Yeah, sure. Yeah, especially the window of a car And I'm just like sitting on camera like I'm doing like one of those YouTube reaction shots my stream like ooh See you're falling like the gamer face.
Oh, okay. All right, so Felix. Yeah, it's now your turn All right, uh, I'm gonna shield slams and dudes all right roll shield slam for dudes Uh three all right, so three you are able to shield slams and dudes Um at this point the the fight seems to be pretty much over the paramilitary dudes kind of took out the guys in the suits Um, and you guys pretty much took out the paramilitary guys. So almost everybody in the street is out or shot to death Via gun and all of you guys are there Um, I'm gonna just immediately go to first response and play like scream out to the team guys want to make sure everyone's okay Just run off with like a start opening a compartment that's right under my chest bone Don't be medical supplies and start uh Okay, so everybody else do it Uh, yes as you yes, you're approaching the limo.
What are you guys doing obscurity and wayfarer? I'm going to help like strain the bag guys. All right, so you're gonna like tie up the ones that you guys knocked out stuff. Okay, wayfare Um, I'll go over by feeling like since see what's going on with the limo Okay, uh, you guys go out to the limo and the back of the limo as you guys approach it opens up and a very nicely dressed Uh, Asian man looks probably Japanese at the scent like Late teens maybe early 20s steps out of the car and he sees you approaching and he's like thank you very much for saving You're welcome.
I appreciate it. Well, my uh, my cover my motorcade was attacked You know, I probably a rival venturous Trying to stop me to get where I was trying to get to if you could uh escort me to where I'm trying to get to I would be I mean I already owe you a great debt, but I would owe you even more Where do you need to go? Just downtown. There's a there's a meeting I was supposed to be getting to and they were trying to prevent me from getting there We recognize this person.
No, no Ask who you are Uh, yes, you may uh, my name is akihiko pleasure The pleasure is mind. I I'm I'm surely near death Well, that's we know a lot. Oh wow gross All right, so he's like yes if you could escort me to my meeting. I would greatly appreciate some great importance Okay, um, the car still work.
Yeah, the driver still Uh, no, the driver has been shot. Well, he's he's alive. He's being tended to right now for a gunshot wound to the the collarbone looks like telling me Why are you trying to ruin? I guess so it's better than leaving him here.
All right. I'll drive him down down. I call shotgun Okay, are you gonna get in his little drive him? He's okay with that.
All right, I'm not cheering him For full soldiers. Yeah, it's a farmer The drive skill. Okay. All right, so um you guys are driving You're driving through town of security are you still in the scene tying up bad guys, right?
Yeah, um and you are telling people i'm telling people and i'm waiting for first response to get here. Um, and hopefully you try to save anyone's like As you guys are uh, tying up bad guy. Are you still invisible? Obscurity?
No, okay As you guys are tying up bad guys and tending to the wounded the first responders get their cops pull up like a whole cavalcade of cops They're like surrounded like in an instant and out of like a really nice car out of the back steps. Um Who you guys know as wolf commissioner? No Roshan All right, so um wolf commissioner steps out of the cars like how did i once i heard about what was going on? How did i know that you were involved?
Hi, Barbara She steps over she starts directing cops like secure the perimeter make sure no one got away and she's like what happened? We stopped them from shooting people stop to from shooting who and why also we didn't stop like six and they're dead There's a bad people here. Sorry didn't get any worse just carry on. Do you know what what was happening and who was shooting and why?
I don't yet. No trying to make sure these guys don't get away. We're a detective Barbara She she starts like directing some more of the cops so she kind of wanders in a direction barking orders of people literally barking So uh for for those uh the new listeners wolf commissioner is a werewolf woman in a trench coat who is the commissioner of police And who doesn't care for security? Yes, even though security is her.
What are you technically? Uh, she's freelance I'm gonna I'm gonna walk over and put my arm out of stories back and don't let the hound dog get you down She's always mean she's always yapping and just believe in yourself because you you have so much to offer do not let her Really really Right, i'm gonna go put my hands on this guy's All right back to uh wayfarer and feelings who are driving this young man to a meeting You pull up in front of a high rise and before he steps out the car pulls up in front of like where your guys park Um, there's a very large looks like a Nordic man Like like bright blonde hair very built stacked tattoo is up his neck looks like a rough customer He's just standing there waiting for you guys to pull up and uh the Asian man He knocks on the the divider between the the back and the level Okay Lower it all right as you lower he's like again. Um, I would like to thank you very much for saving me and getting me to my destination And I would like you to know that I have a vast array of resources and he pulls out a card and he hands it to you It's just got a phone number printed on it. That's it.
Okay, and he's like contacting me if you ever need anything think of me as a One wish genie all right and then he steps out of the limousine and then he looks at the large Nordic man And he waves out of me. They both go into the building. Okay, there's anyone else out. Yeah, there's a valley.
He's gonna take That is that the valley's take the limo and they go in pocket and now you are in front of this large building Oh my guys, that's suspicious at all Yeah, we should probably do some checking up on this guy. Yeah, I'm gonna go uh see if the cops have shown up on scene yet Okay, oh, yeah, how far away are we um you don't for about like 10 minutes or about 10 minutes drive time. Okay. You want to boost?
Yeah, probably Okay All right, so you guys going back to the crime scene Yeah, all right, so you head back to the crime scene. Uh, you see them cleaning up the the police have been there for a little while Uh, wolf commissioner Directing the police all the bag has been tied up all of the medicine has been applied to the people that it would actually benefit And then your teammates arrive and you are all there together Show for trip go move drop to mama for a spooky building to a giant spooky man He gave us a spooky business card mr. Fair lengths. Do you agree that the man was spooky?
Yeah, I guess action movie spooky I like run out of the mill spooky. Uh like the guy who's like helping you for the while and then it turns out you got to fight him later Yeah, that oh, I mean, I'm guessing you might want to do surveillance or something later. Yeah, we'll check out See who this guy is What do we know about the other? I mean, we know why they were fighting or what they were doing Yeah, I was anyone asked him.
No, I've been trying to Check their pockets righties. I mean, maybe we should look around. I'll take a look around and see what happens and try to identify these groups It's a place to start are there trucks. How'd they get there?
Uh, yeah, they it seems like they had some like unmarked tumbies Still around? Yeah, it seems like the police are kind of like wrapping like they're they're taking the people that are knocked out putting them into like patty wagons Okay, um and they're uh, they're working to get like the trucks off the scene and clear the road So the police are kind of confiscating everything on it. Yeah like one of One of the dudes that's awake live another awake. You knock them all out.
They're all not out. Yeah, that's how you won What about shake their shoulder? Shaking the shoulders not gonna wake them up. No, I don't say if I see her shaking a shoulder I could try smelling salt that might be more effective.
You might have a concussion I mean, just be safe about it. Do they have any badges or symbols on them? Uh, no, it's just all like jet black I'm gonna try to smell like salt for that word. Yeah, okay.
You can smell like salt's awake the guy. You gotta wake up. Uh, excuse me, sir It doesn't say anything. Could you kindly tell me who you are?
It doesn't say anything. Do you speak? It doesn't say anything Make a notice roll James Or sorry failing to make a notice roll one one. Uh, even even with like that kind of passive noticing The way this man seems to like hold himself.
You can tell this guy is like highly trained Okay, like this isn't just a club with a gun. This guy is like conditioned to not answer Seals like stuff. Yeah, like you know enough about war and soldiering that like this dude isn't gonna talk Okay, are there any symbols or labels on their clothing? Uh, yes, he's got like a flag check with a bunch of pockets.
Oh, I'm gonna I'm gonna say I apologize, but I'm gonna look through stuff here, sir He doesn't say anything All right, you look there's pockets you find general gear like a good knife, uh, like some thermite Uh a couple of flares no form of ID. No He's not gonna talk I have an idea a lot of these special ops guys can have tattoos Are you identifying marks on their skin? Look at see if we have anything identifiable. I'm gonna run over and start like I'm doing the front of his pants All right, it's like You just stripped him now What's going on here?
Well, I mean I was hoping to see if you might have any identifiable, uh tattoos or markers on his skin Are you afraid he's going commando? Well, no, you can't just take out this man's pants Fine, let's take up a shirt Wolf commissioner is comes over like what what's going on here? I'm trying to be a detective and I really don't know how to do it Look, this isn't something that we do in the middle of the street Can we please take all the suspects get them stripped of all of their gear put them in cells and then question them appropriately Where it's admissible, maybe in a court and we can get evidence in a safe environment and out of the middle of the street Please oh gosh, but you wanted answers right now right then I said that on my breath So we're gonna take the suspects downtown. Please please do if you would like any more information You can come visit the officers there.
Thank you Barbara Shuffles the the the man into a patty wagon Well, that happens if I'm just gonna like wave off to me like I'm sorry tough guy. I guess your hog remains a mystery Why do you have to do that what antagonize her? I didn't I didn't mean to do it on purpose. She gets upset at everything She literally snaps of security just for existing.
I know that but so don't let it bully people Everyone's kind of pulling off now and traffic is starting to resume He goes down the street off Yeah, it's being done but it's drivable. You've crashed at a number of times before so I terrible bite You have to get a terrible one. Yeah So where you guys go? I'm gonna say that I need to go eat and refuel and then I'm gonna pick up my A hand glider and like collapse it hold it like a lawn chair and start climbing up the side of the nearby building like spider man Okay, just be a you I'm gonna be at the uh the bq's where they have all the sandwiches You know the faster the place with sandwiches.
I'm gonna be there. I'm eating sandwiches for a couple 15 20 minutes. Give me a round Okay, okay. So where's everybody else going?
I'm gonna go back to base. All right. Who else is going back to base? I will go back to base.
I'm going home. Are you do your home or back to base? Base home. Okay base home.
Um, would you like to explain to listeners what your base is like now? Location is the uh old farm where we've had previous encounters, right? New listeners won't know but there were some encounters on a farm outside of town just outside of town. Yeah, um It is now an old roman fort looking uh, but the inside is much modern and State of the art under construction.
Okay. So like it's a state of the art art farmhouse in the middle of a large farm Yes, okay. What does the farm grow? Uh, it's a plant that's went to snake during Roman times weed It's super birth control.
Okay. What was the plant called? I don't know I have to look at it again. We'd super we'd because I'm trying to ask information about your character their base.
I don't know that name is plan B. Siliphum. Siliphum. Okay.
Um plant B. God damn it dude. That was later. So do you is that's all you grow?
Ah, there's wheat and stuff. Okay. Uh, with the silphum the the extinct plant that only you now grow. Yeah.
Um, what are the uses for it? Birth control. All right. So do you sell it?
Do you sell it as a home? Homeopathic birth control? Or do you just use it yourself? No.
Why why would you use it? I don't I'm asking why you grow it. So okay, so you're selling it. So you're selling it.
All natural birth control. Okay. So I'm not anti this but this is weird. Hey, the bills.
So Shannon, you're not anti this or is obscure. Okay. So you're not anti it's just you're really weird out there's like a birth control plant. It's slightly confused.
It's fine. Can you cook with it? You could try. It's like a delicious birth control.
So Dr. Say this one weird 2000 year old centering. I have trouble remembering a pill every day but I could eat a cookie every day. Oh, geez.
It's a cheesy my research. So what did how was it uses contraceptive? I'm I know we're kind of taking a side track here. Like is it a repository?
Yeah, like is it a repository? Is it like edible? Is it like you rubbed on your junk? You put it up line?
You shoot it up your be hole. Do you? Is it like we smoke it with your vagina? Yeah.
Oh, research this. Hold on. Or is it like the leaves were vagina shame? So you stick a leaf in a vagina and then you come in the leaf.
Wow. Like the little cups like the little cups that you stick in there and then you shoot the cups. Yeah, little cups. The neuro invented deep.
I don't like diaphragms. Yeah. What are you talking about? cups?
He's getting I think he's getting cups that use like one's demonstration cups with birth control. They get old blood. They get old cup. All right.
No. No. No. You put it in like backwards.
Yeah. What's like is one of those little, you know, those little retoys that like you push it and it pops out the other way. Yeah, it's like that. But you just pop it the other way.
Okay. Okay, you're talking about the ones that you can pop and put on the table. Yeah. Yeah.
Because the first thing I immediately thought was those little finger puppets with the tiny arms. Yeah. You put that in there that you come in that. It's a decent cooking.
Okay. So, all right. So eating and cooking. Okay, you make a tea.
Yeah. All right. Oh, boy. All right.
So you're quite the tangent. Whoo, you're gonna be out of that dollar. And 20 minutes to it. Sounds like a mess.
All Mario's up. Yeah. All right. So you guys, you three have gone to the farm base.
So that is where your new base was. Yeah. Farm base. Excellent.
Yeah. What do you guys do at farm base? Yeah. Try to look up this.
Okay. Okay. Looking up. I'll see what else do that farm base.
Yeah. I'll join. I'll just go everywhere to. Oh, yeah.
That's a part of your new base on a farm. Under construction. And there's a bunch of old Roman ghosts. Yep.
Tending the fields. Right. Okay. All right.
So obscurity and families have decided to try to research this fellow that you met. Wayfare. What are you up to? I'm gonna check my calendar and It was a heavy repeat tonight.
So probably going to just get ready to go to there. Okay. All right. You're going to therapy.
We're gonna zoom over to Dr. Dudad. You went to the burger joint. Yeah.
I went to the PQs, which has recipe sandwiches with a snowman for an order. 80 of them. I have a black card. I ate them all by myself in like a quarter booth real quick.
It's kind of gross to watch me eat when I open my mouth. Kind of segments apart. Okay. And then while I'm just eating that much food at once, I'm calling into the base and trying to see what's going on.
All right. So you're jamming the sandwich in your mouth. And I want to know what everyone's up to because if nothing is going on, I just want to go in control. All right.
Cool. So you guys, you guys are research. So someone make a skill that you would use for detecting what's detective skills are you using for detecting. Investigates a good one to use.
One person or all of us. Whoever's taking charge on the investigation. Well, family started it. You started it.
Super sleuth. Right. But I mean, who has the better investigation? She does.
Oh, yeah. Oh, I know. I got a second. You may have five.
All right. So you're all you were given was the first name. Are you using the phone number to research as well? Or are you just using the name?
All available information. Okay. Okay. Because you if you just search the name, it's relatively common Japanese name.
But if you search up the phone number, you get a few things like forum posts, mostly like some deep web stuff. Some people who are like found this number or this number was found in association with this. It's real weird and a lot of it's coded. So like you come across like a forum, but a lot of it doesn't make sense.
But you do see the phone number and it's like it's written in English. But like it seems like there's some sort of code they're speaking in. Okay. Keep talking about Pakistan.
No, they're not. Yeah. So you find you find some weird clandestine stuff attached. To the phone number.
Mostly what you find out is that there's some like deep underground shit going on in association with that phone number. It's a tone scene bad. It seems clandestine at best. You can't make heads or tails if it's bad or good.
It just clandestine. Can we try and research the one dude? You're gonna look at the one dude? Like just by a subscription.
Yeah, you can give that a shot. The screter you can do that. Like with the name tattoos that look out. Yes, there's something that were very defined.
Okay, I'll describe them to you. Role that beautiful bean. Six. Six.
All right. You get you get some hits on what you are able to discern from that guy. There's like some few grainy weird greeny pictures that you find of like him at certain like international events like assassination stuff like he was pictured that guy taking outside and like who is this man? And like he's on like he's on some wanted lists, but like name unknown.
He's like on one of those for a couple of countries. So like he's always around and things go wrong, but they can't get him down at all. Yep. Okay.
So what do you do with that information? I'm going to call the police station. See if they found out anything. Okay.
All right. So you call the police station? Yeah. Hello.
Hi. Do you think this is? This is 911. You're like, it's like a baby.
Yes. It's my speed dial. You don't have Paul's on break. Oh boy.
Sorry. It was funny. Hi, John. Oh, hi.
How are you? Good. How are you? Good.
I got help you. I'm just checking in on the guys that were brought in earlier. The military like group. Uh huh.
Just just connect me with someone who knows what's going on there. Yeah. Barbara, please. Yeah.
I'm going to put you through to Mickey. Okay. And you're click, click, click. And then you're making pictures of like, oh, hey, Mickey.
Hey, I'm looking for some info on the guys that were brought in earlier. All right. Oh, from the from the street fight. Yeah.
From that. What do you look for? Uh, any any info on who they belong to? Who they're part of?
Yeah, we found some, uh, some remnants of tattoos that look like they're trying to get them removed, but it was all they're all like ex military. A lot of them, uh, M. I. A.
From all over the board, Air Force, Navy, seals, special ops, green borays. What kind of tattoos are they trying to remove? Just any tattoos? Well, most most servicemen get tattoos of their, you know, regiment and whatnot.
Like those kind of tattoos. They look like they're trying to remove. Yeah, they look like they were a couple layers tattoo removal, donut them, but like not full. They're still discernible.
Have you gotten anybody to talk? Uh, no, they seem pretty well trained. They're not, they're not giving up to our interrogation techniques. Okay.
All righty. Thank you kindly. You're welcome. See you later.
Bye. Bye. Click. All right.
So what do you guys do now? Oh, at this point, Dr. Doo Dad is finished with a beef sandwiches because you've done a lot of research and Dr. Doo Dad calls into the base.
And I'm also still chewing. Hey, so I'm a, I'm a patrol out here. You don't need to look at anything or I mean, I just think it's good idea. I also was extremely hungry.
So do you want me to look at this guy? You can figure out what that building was. I know it was what was the bill or something. I was like, sweet.
I don't know. There's like an apartment or there's like an office skyscraper. Where did you see him going? I don't know.
What was the place? It was like a, like a multi-use office building. So you don't know exactly where he went to in it. It was like one of those where like people were in doubt by the floor.
Okay. Okay. So maybe I could, um, use my GPS. Like, use my pen for you.
Drop a pen for me. No, I'll just like, I'll go in my alter ego and see what businesses are in there. And maybe by process of elimination, we can figure out what these guys are. Yeah.
That's good. If I have security footage, see what else was there. Okay. Yeah.
I can. I mean, it's going to be illegal. Is it security okay with that? I don't know.
Is she? What? Am I listening to this conversation? Yeah.
You're having a conversation. I'm just going to try and handful the franchise and while I'm eating it. Like, so I'm security. It's okay if I like, if there's security footage, I don't want to get you in trouble with your boss.
No, it's fine. She already hates me. Oh, well, she's just as long as you're not hurting anyone. Yeah, that's kind of my thing.
Okay. Yeah. I'm good with that. Yeah.
I don't want to have to do any weird stuff refuge. But if I do, I'll yell and we can fight something. I don't know. What?
We'll make anything up with it. I'm heading off right now. All right. All right.
Wayfarer. You are headed off to therapy. Yeah. You meet with your normal therapist.
You sit in the waiting room for a minute. There's the guy that's always before you and the guy that's always after you. The guy that's always after you. He always is there with you.
We're always wait for six hours or four sessions. So you're always in the waiting room with him for like 20 minutes. And the guy that's always before you, he comes out and then she can and he leaves and it's now it's your turn. Okay.
Then you go therapy. Yeah. Okay. You go therapy.
You go therapy. You go you go do therapy. I go do therapy. My therapist is named Cindy Sharp and she is a six foot homest Yeah.
She got the fly. Then like the worst insect you could possibly be. Yeah. Oh poor lady.
Yeah. She got go bloomed real bad. She got a hot kiss. She got mega bloomed.
She got therapy. And she's doing a lot better now. And she doesn't try to eat anyone. So good.
All right. So you coven do your therapy for a weird alien and mosquito woman. It's incredibly mundane. Good.
I really need that right now. All right. Cool. Cool.
All right. So do that. You're going off to that building obscurity and failings. What are you up to?
Check on the crops. I don't know anything about them, but I'm curious. All right. Do they smell good?
Does it extinct? I don't know if anyone is it? Is there any documentation of them smelling good? I like Erby.
No. It's extremely dank. What's that? What's that one tree that smells like cum?
Oh, it's a dog. What's there? Yeah. It's a dog.
What is it? I think it is. Oh, okay. Yeah, apparently.
Something I know what you're talking about. All right. Hold on. They grow.
Dog wood smell. Okay, Google. Oh, my parents had one there. You are never sniffing.
What tree smells like cum. Uh, papyrus and her niellinea. That sounds like a good tree. Iris, Castlevania.
Virus, Castlevania. There's a name for it. All right. It does not smell like fizzole's.
No, no, it smells like fizzole's dumpster. Which smells like garlic, bread, and family. Yeah. This is why your city smells like jizz and vomit every spring.
Oh, that's why. I am off the hook. All right. So, okay, you're attending to some crops.
Yeah. Or you're helping tend to the crops. Yeah. Yeah.
Okay. I'm heading them. I'm talking to plants, right? I guess so.
It's a farm. So there's a lot of plants to talk to you. I have an audience. Do you go on a stage and I'm just going to walk down the road?
I'm assuming the rose. I don't know what this thing looks like. I'm going to walk down the rose. Uh huh.
Just talk to you. Just say hi. Yeah. All right.
A lot of the ghosts look at you strangely. And you walk by talking to the plants. Can I see the ghosts? Yeah.
I'll talk to them too. All right. Okay. A lot of them are talking.
What are the Romans talking Latin? A lot of them are talking Latin. Oh, that's okay. I'll tell them.
No, English really around. Right. But most of them are more comfortable talking Latin. A lot of them.
I miss Tom Packern a lot. Yeah. All right. Don't do.
Okay. All right. So you're talking to the ghosts. Uh, Felix, what do you want to?
Uh, over go look at the construction and make sure things are going well. Things are going well. Excellent. The ghosts are building a good base.
How big are you making? How big are you making the space? Uh, it's not big like that's a gun, but we got some levels going down. So you like have like a straight official decently made base.
Yeah. Not like before. Not like before. All right.
Yeah. Cause like before you had like a two room, uh, some bunker in the middle of a park. Yeah. So like now you actually have a decent base.
Yeah. Okay. Wow. That you're off everybody up their base game.
It's about seven months building a landing pad. So that like, oh, come on safely. We're getting state of the art. We put in handrails.
Nice. Yeah. And so then like, nah, like if you like, you build like an underground airport where you fly into the field and so much you can do. All right.
Cool. Um, that's what we need is an underground airport. Yeah. Let me have a flight.
We have an underground airport. Let's do it officially. Alright. Alright.
So, um, you're attending to the construction. Uh, Dr. Dune, add you get to the building. Alright, I'm dressed in my civilian gear, which is basically like, I dress in a fertile next and black jeans, like every type of weirdo does.
Okay. Are you still streaming? No, I, I turned off the stream as soon as I was done. Okay.
So you only do streaming during superhero fights? Yes. How long after the superhero fights do you stream like do you do like during the clean up or like just after the action is done, you stop after everyone is rescued and everyone's safe and accounted for. Then I'll stream and ask questions usually for 10 minutes afterwards because I usually have to return to the other.
Okay. Alright. Cool. So you are in the building.
Yeah. So I'm in the building and I'm going to try to see if there's like a, is this fancy enough to have like a, uh, someone that you talked about the first floor? Yeah, there's like a security personnel that's on the first floor. Um, people are like going up to the, the person and like, what floor is blah, blah, blah, blah.
They're like this floor. That floor is correct. People. It's got like in front of the elevators.
It's got like metal, like metal detectors and security checks. So it's like, um, if you don't have a badge, you can't swipe through with the term style won't turn that kind of shit. It's pretty high in office building. Okay.
Cool. I'm going to go to the person that's. Hello. And say, Hey, uh, I would like to introduce myself.
I was in charge of due to dynamics, one of the top 10 pharmaceutical corporations in the country. I'm looking at licensing an office in your building here because it's very close to a restaurant. I like, would you be willing to give me two? I will get you in contact with the person that's in charge of that.
Yeah. If you got that, be great. Okay. Um, he, he rifles through some stuff and pulls out a card with a name and a phone number.
Uh, and he pans it to you. He's like, uh, call this person set up a date. Uh, they're pretty busy. The building's large.
So they're like the property manager and they'll give you a tour. Okay. I'm going to like immediately, uh, just turn around and start. Okay.
All right. I don't need a phone. I can do it. Right.
He starts talking to somebody else. Right. I'm just going to start getting ahead of this guy. I'm going to do a proper.
Okay. He's cute. Who are you calling the guy who's in charge of it? Oh, it's a Mary, uh, halogen.