Greetings, heroes, or listeners of heroes, or other dudes that just stumbled upon. It's another episode of Amadeeville Heroes. And last week, there was an investigation of a farmhouse. Now they have set loose a powerful foe.
What will happen here is what happens. Now with no further ado except for me saying that there's just a little bit more further ado. And then it'll happen. Ready, set, and go.
That was her turn. That was next. Shannon? Yeah.
Shannon. Okay. Um, you all get one whole fucking round on her. Do what you fucking can.
Shit. There's no way back into the basement. Uh, no, it's pretty collapsed. I just hope there's some kind of opening to crawl down into.
You want to roll up in this? I do. Okay. Yeah, I know, but I got gadgets.
You want to throw it out? Yeah, what's that about? There's a panic. I forgot.
Actually, right. We called the robot. Gowel chip. Gowel chip?
Shannon, what do you do? Um. Okay, so really no wait. I'll put me to get out there.
No, house collapsed. Oh, get the fuck. A Jew. The kid.
No, how's his collapse? Oh, you have my fuck. Andrew and the kidney. Oh.
Kidney, panche. I'm going to... Gosh, he's so much stronger than I am though. What?
Clear to go. I'm going to please, man. Please, how do you want this? I'm going to take my jacket off, and I'm going to try to come up behind her and, like, wrap it around her face.
I'm going to try to cover her mouth. Okay, I see where you're saying that. Awesome. Alright, okay.
Let's go punch her in the face. Okay, so, roll stealth to get to the fuck here. We'll be behind her. Okay, I'm already in the spell, so I need to spend the thing, right?
Yes. Okay, so I'm at six. At six? Okay, you're sneaking up behind her.
Okay. You're taking your whole jacket off and then tying it around her head. Yeah. It's okay.
Alright, you're able to sneak up and then you tie your jacket around her head without her noticing. Nice. Wow. Well, I need it.
It was like a surprise thing, I'm sure it was. It was amazing. It was amazing. It was just shaded, right?
Alright. Kyle. What's the ground here made of? It was farmland, mostly dirt, there's some gravel.
So, what I want to do is I just kind of want to take my hand back, make a huge ass club and then wind around this bunker, right in her now shrouded vision. Alright, you're trying to give her the bonk head? Yeah. Chance the whole thing, it's invisible.
It's invisible. It's just covering her mouth. As you can see through the coat. Yeah.
Awesome. Yeah, it's invisible. It's a little corner head. It's covered.
Okay, alright. Maybe you can beat this as two. It's minus one, plus two, so five, four. Yeah.
Okay, you get one. Nice. So you bunker and you take one of her. Thanks.
Alright, you take a big earth mallet and you bunker on the head. So, got this guy, five sprull. Okay, fair enough. Alright, who's next?
James. Here on the ground, you see a bonk on the head. A bonk on the head? He doesn't seem super phased by it.
I guess we're going for it now. Reasoning with this. I have force as a last resort, but I feel like when someone comes behind and that's initiated the force. I'm going to be like, you don't think it's really necessary yet.
I'm not. I guess I'm going to fly as I can and I'm going for it. Okay, go for it. I'm going to use my times two to fight.
Okay. Boom. For your big hit. Big hit.
That doesn't do anything. So, times two is four. Yeah, four to hit. Yep.
Alright. And you hit it for one, but her one box has already gone, so she has to mark off for two. So, when we're hitting her, does she, is she making a, how is she trying to block? She's in her hands.
She trying to just move. Okay, she just take him. She is just taking him. Okay.
She's got high physique and durability, like Superman, Superman just kind of takes a blow. She's like, alright. We're going to show gas. Well, I mean, you're taking away your boxes slowly.
Alright. Cream. You're going to turn. Alright.
Clearly it has been engaged, so I was going to try to negotiate with him. I'll be off trying to hit him on the nail. Alright, so. You're on her face.
Has my event ended from when I use the thing to protect me? No, it's still all the same scene. Alright. So, I'm going to take a piece of it and I'm going to shoot her right in the throat.
You're going to try to shoot. Alright. Use the shoot. Hopefully getting deep enough to stop talking.
I'm going to try to shoot. Fine. Good. Nice.
So, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine. Nine. Wow. I guess when you try to pail somebody through the throat, it's either go, make or go home.
Alright. You hit it for three. What? She hits her three bucks.
No, hit her three bucks. Okay. Alright. So, that was all you guys, right?
You hit it. Pissed her off. Yeah. Alright.
She's going to spend a point to activate her one turn ability to take two actions? She's going to kill you all day. She's going to turn around and swap. Shannon, she's making a fight attack against you.
Like, you've tied the thing around your head and you're holding it, she just kind of spins around. It just tries to hit. Just wildly. Seven.
What defense are you going to use? I don't know. What defense can I use? You can try to use fight.
Because that's what she's using. You can roll a fight. That's all I have. Or for the Zeke.
If you're just trying to fucking take a blast. Okay. Nice. Nice.
Well, they work. Okay. One. You can hit for six.
Okay. Alright. If you want to reduce it to one of the smaller ones, so if you take the two, you can take the four. Okay.
So you're going to mark the two and then you're going to write in four. A moderate consequence. She's socking right in the chest. You go flying back and your ribs just shatter.
You just feel like you're inside. You're just fucking jelly. So does she like all the coat? Yeah, it's tied though.
She's lying now. Yeah. I guess I'm sort of minding my jacket. You don't have to go sliding across the farmland.
You're standing there next to the farmhouse. In the chest and the next thing you know, you're kind of like in a cornfield and your ribs just feel like you're like, yeah, you're like, it fucking hurts. Alright, but she spent her point so she gets another action. What will she do?
She'll grab the coat. It's not off of her mouth, but she's going to hit. You two are really close. You're far away.
You got the dude. She's like, fuck you. She strikes a cow. Okay.
So. Ten. She's a plunger. She's a fighter.
Yeah. I take two. You take two? Yeah, I defend for eight.
Alright, fair enough. So you take two. It's a big hit. You feel it.
You kind of slide back to you. Boom. Right. And you just like, oh God, you're able to take it.
But that was right. Alright, back up at the top. Shannon. She was the power to go twice, right?
Yes. Okay. Yep. But she has more action points.
Right. You just need to know that that's just got her weak shit. No, you fister off. Okay.
Yeah. This player fell apart. Yeah, she was far away. He's a player in call.
He's a player in call. I was trying to make like a bat signal in this guy. I'm talking about being mean. She probably flies around too.
Yeah. Or she has a visible jet. Yeah. Visible biplane.
What are you doing? Well, I was trying to figure out because she was visiting us earlier that day or was that different day? It was earlier that day. Yeah.
Okay. But she did fly and take off. And that was hours ago. Like, you're anywhere.
You're like 1130 at night and she left at like 230. She's gone. Yeah. She could be in your own.
Definitely. Yeah, she could be. She flies. She's a flyer.
Yeah. I'm still going to try to get a hold of her though. How? Do I have a number to her at all?
Do a person phone phone? You don't. But you can call the uniros. Okay.
You do have their contact. All right. If my phone is still intact. Yeah.
It is. But it was in your jacket pocket. It's not a time. It's not a time.
It's not a time. It's not a time to her yes. Oh my dear. You can give me the point and take this in your pocket.
No, it's okay. Let's see here. steps on your outside of the cornfield, and you can see them ahead. And you can also see your two feet lines, like much like the DeLorean as it drove their time.
Just through the cornfield. You're just going to start making your way back there. You're not going to do anything on your way? I have like a pager or anything.
No, there's only a jack-a-pocket. Because where else would it be? Yeah, why would you put anywhere else but your jack-a-pocket? It'll make Ladypockets make it a whole day.
Right, your gene pockets are this big. You can hold half a chapstick. The rest of it is so long. You know what?
I'm going to shout. Okay, what are you shouting? Yeah, right. Something to the effect of like over here bitch, basically.
Okay, you're trying to provoke. Yes, I don't have. You're still trying to provoke. You're still trying to provoke.
The roll? Yeah. You're like, oh you're bitch, what happens? You start, you take a deep breath in the screen, but then you feel all your ribs and you start a screen that all comes out of blood down your chin.
That's all that comes out of your mouth. Okay, wonderful. All right, you next. I'm just gonna give the good doctor a quick shot of soy falls and then I position myself in between him and her and I wind up and hit her again.
Okay, go for it. Three. Three? Yeah.
She blocks the five. Okay, clunk. Not a great hit, bro. When you get a minus two, it's...
Yeah, there's a green cookie brutal. All right, James. Uh, try to hit again. I will try to shoot her with it.
Yes. Okay. Hold her down. Rapper and paper, here with all the gravity.
A rapper and rock. So negative one. Yeah. Oh, Cramity guys.
I wanted it to be hard not to dice death. I don't know. I think it's dark, but I like this. There's four of you.
There's four of you. Because you took out Ryegel so easy. Yeah. She was a pushover.
All right. We gotta get both ends of the spectrum. Super easy. Super hard.
Then you can put it right in the middle. Yeah. It's called a balance test. Oh, you're doing a survive.
Well, you can't take that. There's a lot of you to knock out. I don't think you understand what the way that this game works is like I have to hit each of you multiple times. You only have to hit her a few.
You've already got three of her boxes ticked. Like I got none of your boxes, right? You got my two. Okay.
He's hard to hurt motherfucker. You guys are kind of glass cannons, but I need to hit each of you. Christ, like she's... and she's only one.
She has one turn. So it's like one hard person. If it was a three of them. When she runs out of fake points, they won't be able to do that.
Granted, she has a pile. You can have four. You can try to enter in some sort of challenge. Then that'll burn her fake points.
You can win. That's true. I think it might be her turn anyway. Maybe these.
Oh, yeah. You. Yeah. Right.
Oh, wait. So the loser gets all the points. Yeah. The loser gets the points.
But the person who wins has like super effective. Yeah, they have all the so they kick your ass when you go all points. So it's a win-lose. Everything in this game is a win-lose.
You win by getting your ass kicked and then you lose by getting your ass kicked. Okay. So yeah, you're sure? Yeah.
I'll give it another shot. Try to hit her again. Yeah. Shoulder with some papes.
Yeah. Keep fucking. Come to her point. Super stuff.
Give her the two-ply. You're getting real brutal. Fucking punctures with boxes. Yeah.
Maybe she can't make a son, she can't fight us. I don't know. That won't work. She hasn't made a sound since.
It's more like DC Mortal Komik's not fucking image. You're going straight to spawn. I just stab people to trick you. My superhero powers.
I remove people's eyes. I remove people's eyes. Seven. If I still get to plus two from my event.
Sorry. Six. All right. She's five.
So you can be by one. She's gonna take a mild consequence of... What's a mild consequence? So they get hit in the throat.
Soar. Soar. Soar. Soar.
Okay. So her throat is sore. That's true. But she has just two point consequence boxes.
So you can take another hit. Her turn? Yes. Her turn.
It's been pointed to action. She's going to spend a point to blast Kyle with a sonic screen. She's gonna take the coat and rip it off her face and blast even the sonic screen. Shoot.
I won. What a hit. Uh, 11. You want my face?
I'm gonna block it. Yep. So one, so six, seven. So I take four.
Yep. She gets my four boxes. Boom. It's loud.
It blasts you, but you're able to take it. You're the tank. So I hurt you. Um, and then her second turn, she's gonna fly and punch.
You. You sick of your bullshit. All right. She launches.
She rolls fight. Just an eight. Can I do your blocky box? Yeah.
Blocky box. Yeah. Blocky box. Blocky box.
Blocky box. Blocky box. Where did he go? That invisible.
Five. So hit you for three. You can either hit your four box or you can do two and two. My two's already took it off.
Of your consequence? Yeah. All right. So she hits you for the four box.
Um, she hits you cross face and dislocate your job. Check. Quickly stand behind me. Oh, not at least one y'all out.
I'll get there. It's hard to knock this fucker out. Look at you taking blows. I can punch me.
Trying to divide her tension, but maybe she should just focus on you. All right. Um, Shannon is your turn. You're closer to the friday.
You can interact. I want one word. Am I close enough to her? Do you have a cane?
Yes. She does. Okay. Am I close enough to her to be able to grab her cave?
Yes. Have you never heard that? Don't tug on a superman's cave? Yeah.
Yeah. You're you're you're you're. I'm trying to pull on it hard enough to like throw her off. Balance.
Can we pull it on a ponytail? Or cape? Or cape? Of course.
Cape. Um, All right. What skill are you gonna use? What are you trying to do?
Fight? Are you trying to destroy a fighter? Okay. What else do you want to do for athletics?
No, it'd be fight. Yeah. Either fight or physique to like strengthen. Right.
Okay. You can try to do fight to like try to fight her. Okay. Fight to be fight.
I'm trying to throw her. I'm not trying to get her to fight back with me. All right. Well, right.
But that's how the how she defends fight is against play. Right. Unless she unless you have the durability thing when she then you can use physique to fight. Okay.
Wait. Do I have the ability to go? Because that's what I'm gonna use them. Like a power that allows you to use physique as a defense rather than fight.
Oh, is that my your stuff? Um, it would give a plus two to your defense. You want probably want to take it to ability later. I'm like you doing it for now.
I just read earth shaker. I've only used it once. That's fine. Yeah.
Just use that and like that later. I'll get earth shaker. Yes. Yeah.
That's fine. Roll the three. She rolled the three. She got 10.
So you grab her cape and. All right. Got iron. What happened to Shannon?
Um, Shannon, you're still invisible, right? Yeah. Shannon ran up and like pulled on her cape. She just was okay.
Yeah. Okay. I'm gonna bunker. Go tank.
Tank it. Tank's for asking. Uh, four. Four.
Where's my deep? What are you talking about? I'm talking about a lot of things. I need more deeps.
She got four as well. Tied. Can I chip to get up? Oh, so you're gonna try to super-string the power?
Yeah. Okay. Um, she will. I've got no more.
She wins. All right. So she gets your point. No, I get her points, but she wins the fight, right?
Oh, that's true. Yeah. Yeah. Okay.
Okay. Okay. That doesn't make sense. What?
There was like no negative consequences. There is. I was about to get it. Okay.
I don't like this. Oh my gosh. Here's two free chips. Thanks.
She would tell you like, like, um, you you spent a power to super-strength there. Yeah. She spent a power to defend. Um, you had a battle, and she won out.
So she gets to get free hit. Free punch. I still get to defend. All right.
No, you guys are all you fans. Okay. You should be free. Okay.
Okay. Um, right in your face. Eight. I'll use the.
So four. So she did four to me. Yep. Um, I guess I'm going to take them out or can I take a three and a mile?
Yeah, we get to that. All right. All right. I'll take a three and a mile or yeah.
Okay. That's what yeah. No, you're right. Okay.
Yes. Four right. Yes. All right.
Yep. So mile consequence. She hit you. You got what's a mile consequence to getting punched in the chest.
What is rock? Well, just in general. So like you just have like bruised ribs. You just bruised ribs.
All right. Okay. All right. Next.
Yeah. So if I have one points, what if I were one on scale at times to use my fight? Can I use that multiple times as long as you can keep these points? So how does that is that stack?
Oh, you mean multiple times one turn? No, like you can use that once per turn, but you can use a multiple turns in rough. You keep that point. Yeah.
Okay. So you're going to use it for you for sport. Or is it your attack? Yes.
That seems was your role really bad. It was nothing. Oh, I see. I'm gonna say yeah.
No, that she depends. You're a fan. Next. She's like, open my grill.
You went. You were a cow ran a binder. She turned around a bonking back. Would you be opposed to me trying to tie her to you?
I guess not. I'm not in great conditioning. Okay. Then I'm gonna try to wrap her arms around her.
Wait, you're gonna try that? Yeah. All right. So you're gonna roll fight.
Fight with paper. Paper fight. I can. Yeah.
What do you prefer to use and use rationale to tell me how that was like fighting with paper. You're doing gravel. Paper. Yeah, that's fine.
All right. Fight. Be fight. Ooh.
Six. Okay. She's annoyed. But not bound.
Is that back up to the top? Yes. Well, it's her turn. She's irritated with you guys.
Pretty bad. Okay. So you try to grab her with paper. You bonk her.
Try to bonk her. Tugging out her cape. Okay. She's gonna roll fight against you.
Yeah. Okay. She's gonna try to like grab you and just throw you out of the door. Just get you the fuck out of her way.
All right. For my defense? Yeah. When she throws me?
Can I be thrown? Or then dolphin into the ground and immediately rush back? Right. Okay.
We're just gonna see how much damage you take from the throw. If you can make it. Yeah. So it's fight.
You can. It's gonna be your body so you can use what he can like. Okay. All right.
So. Six. I don't know if I don't muck it up. Should be all right.
There we go. Mucking. Oh, so six, seven, minus two is five. She did how much?
Six. So she gave you for one. Hit not one box. All right.
So yeah. You can do that. Like I'm able to modify it enough that you can swan dive and come back for big rock and graceful. Give me the air.
All right. Yes. It's me and then. Oh, can I see my jacket?
Yeah. It's around her neck. Oh, because she just grabbed it and pulled it down. Oh, okay.
She might toss it off. No. You want your phone? I don't know.
Okay. Her old burglary. You at that good. This book is composed of C.
You want what? Rule three. Rule three. All right.
You're able to successfully burglar it off of her. That's your turn. Next. I'm gonna like upper color with the big club I made as I emerged from the dirt.
Very fucking epic. Go for it. I like it. I love it.
I want more of it. I try so hard. Nice. Oh, buddy.
I got a eight. That's what I do. Six. So she takes two.
Yeah. Six. Two. She takes two.