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Sep 4, 2015 58 min

Amberville Heroes #7

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Talk about the ins and outs of running a museum and about flowers! Amberville Heroes is a real play super powered FATE podcast. super hero comics for your ears! This game's master is Alex (@happypuke), and Heroes are Obscurity (Shannon - @_puppyfish), Basalt (Kyle - @FateBasalt), Grav-Gal (James @darthmoblo), and Ream (D).

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Welcome. What should we even name this? Should we even? All right.

Well, there's a fun time you're not screaming. Well, I think, um, I don't know. I should have thought of this beforehand. Unfeat air.

Well, cause what's in here we in? Somebody wrote it down. Amber. Amberville City.

Amberville. Amberville. Yeah. You named it.

Are you sure? Yeah. Cause you doubled up on the ville city townland. Did I?

Okay. So it's Amberville city. Sound right. Okay.

So I guess this is my match. I guess Amberville city heroes. Sure. Another addition of Amberville city heroes.

Would anybody like to recap what happened last time? If people don't volunteer, then we'll figure out a randomization method. How do we start last time? There was a break in.

There was a break in at the university. Yes. So there's a break in at the university. We learned that six people were involved in heist.

Screaming banshee burg ladies, we found out they were clones, failed clones of llery bell. Done by the mad scientist who my apparently forgot to write down his name dr redosas broantz Oh, we were able to track him through to this layer after a. A little bit of investigating we also were bought brought aboard the collectors steam. Boom.

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Oh, where he made as a deal and agreed to the deal that we would not interfere with him. interfere with him in his thievery here lordly yeah but we might be lying to him and figure it out yet we gotta plan to work he's working on making a fake paper store that's gonna be tricky then we continued into the lair of the of professor mitosis and you know we freed evil clarity bell with whose name escapes me dark dark bell we fought her up until the point where she was going to retreat and then we said now we're gonna keep going so we beat her down and we've met them both in super prison i believe is where we're at now i believe i'm in the hospital as well oh it is also very important that i helped her truth was that her name yeah yeah spirit root who broke it i brought her to the hospital yeah good notes well yeah we also did the didn't we do the leeceling murder yeah we started the uh admiral earth with his name terrible yeah the chair force and ever yes that why no fair say evil dd coming to kill us right well which was why we were so preoccupied with not figuring out what we're gonna do with the collector because an old god coming back and trying to destroy the earth seemed more important alright so hello all time has passed yeah all of your consequences move up one slot again uh well did we already do that right we already did that they all moved up we did do that oh okay so then they don't never mind we already moved up so yeah but you kind of did um yeah so oh yeah all right job um it's yeah so that's time has passed it's been a little it's been kind of quiet what what y'all do it um it's morning so uh is it morning it's just been a while okay what it was morning okay there you go and is janette or janet working uh janette janette is working janette is the one who didn't say the weird racist thing yeah i forgot what the weird racist thing was she implied that my neighborhood was bad and it was because of did she imply that i think so i didn't mean to make her secretary really sorry if i did that it got weird that's all i know bad i shouldn't look at that okay so janette is the morning person yeah yeah that should probably be written down seems to come a lot this is it doesn't matter yeah they're changing people yeah but for continuity sake oh okay well who cares about continuity night yow night okay janette morning person she's morning person janet it'll matter when our viewership is like why do these people keep changing get it right yeah it doesn't matter no it matters because one of them gets kidnapped i need to know which one it is the slightly racist one or the normal one okay you said when yes i'm gonna be a racist which one of you which one okay definitely the racist tonight i won't know no no no the one is definitely the one that's not racist oh janette is the racist one hands down he knows well i do know because we came back and i was like is it the racist one who i'm trying to avoid now it was like no it's the one who works the nights and she's fine okay so the morning person is a racist okay racist morning person she might have been classist yeah but not a good race but the class is morning okay it's a racist right she didn't want to go to my bar because it's on the lower pay grade of the town and she didn't want to be associated with she's just a bit milk toast well yeah she's not really comfortable going into those kind of neighborhoods it's just not her milk toast now everything's gonna be written down well it's already all recorded so how long have we been going and doing nothing oh eight minutes this is great entertainment okay so yeah all right so then tell me what you're going to do it all right so the terror force is supposed to meet us today right uh well soon soon they say we get there as soon as they can but you don't know where they're all coming from clarity about what the one who gives a date and she came yeah yeah okay the left and then we need to hear that right and it's like a week or two until the heist that yeah it was two collectors polling yeah it's about a week wait now okay okay I guess what's the progress on these sort uh it's looking pretty good it's relatively convincing it is the best paper mache you've ever seen oh yes so you rolled pretty well last time as I was yeah okay your feet so I think to progress this plan our next step should maybe be shan and go invisible and get a meeting with the supervisor of the museum and tell them our plan well anybody had more than a super heist than ourselves I mean it just seems like less could go wrong if we told him unless he's working with the collector but then you'd think they'd have a far smoother system than what they had going on maybe maybe that is a smooth system he's like I don't pretend in all the mind of a super villainy you gotta get you'll have to stare back a little all right so I'm gonna set up a meeting with the museum director so let me know what's going on so you're just gonna take his word for it yeah okay no it's fine no I have respect for authority figures even the museum variety is this on is the microphone on a thing where the world is yes I changed it so you are awesome okay thank you I forgot until just I know you did it's your microphone anyway anyway okay so there we are we agree so we do it um and then when am I going invisible when you meet with him so if any of his people are watching the museum they don't see you go in okay yeah if any of the collectors people if the collector has men scoping out the situation they won't see you go in okay gotcha but I'm not like sneaking up on the museum director no you're just going to talk to him yeah okay so he knows what's up yes okay and down for that what if he's smiling to the whole area I mean we can't be we can't know I'm gonna be we have to take a chance somewhere all right I'm trying to protect you I'm a tank guy I am paying the protect you are the one that protects that's right all right so what so let me know what you guys are doing Tuesday University Open uh yeah the one section is Gordon off because there's overpending damage um okay so you go to work all right if we're focusing on this highest thing probably happening I'm gonna continue with the sword okay seems like that's the point tell the tear force show up I was gonna say what what do we know the timeline of okay we probably don't we know the date for the heist we don't know the date for the terra force right they're gonna show up when they can seems likely should we talk some Bradley and make sure he's okay Bradley burns why are you laughing you named him I know I did I like my cleverness yeah we should probably try to get a contact with him it's about a little well now yeah just yeah I'll check him with Bradley you can text him yeah all right you can text back a little bit later it says yeah I got hung up on something but I'm on my way okay I'm gonna make him send you a selfie so I know how are you going to make him send you a selfie I'm gonna ask him to how are you asking send a picture of yourself with a peace sign so I know it's you okay all right you're okay all right you get a picture of some ginger minge give it give it a piece sign all right that's all I don't know I called him ginger minge but I can't do it in the middle you got our changes your so yeah so yeah it appears that he's still alive unless of course just one head picture of doing a peace sign already probably like a prior to the whole thing they're all all this so well I don't know he has a whole Facebook nevermind okay so all right so what next oh yeah I'll set up I'm gonna get contact with the museum director and set up a date time to meet up and okay kind of give him a little down go down all right um you get you get a date set okay to meet a couple days from now okay all right anyone do anything during the time between that that right now and that date not unless the tear force I'll go back to the bar just work okay all right june yes you meet with the um curator of the museum okay he's like what do you what do you need I know that you work with the police so that's why I allowed you to meet him very busy so right and I appreciate that um I wanted to make you aware that there is this gentleman gentleman gentleman that refers to himself as the collector okay and forgive me I don't remember the name of the sword but your magical mystical sword that you're doing a magical mystical sword okay maybe you don't know what has magic do you have a fancy sword that you're displaying we have a few we're antiquities museum we have a number of sorts something I'm very proud of where we given a name yes oh I don't know what it is okay well James would you like to take a ton oh that's it well I get I told you a name but if you're not gonna if you don't remember it you don't remember it oh you say so much stuff though I'm just a lot of stuff we can kill where's the punches all right okay so I'm looking for a katana okay oh that is of interest to him oh I see okay so what you're talking about is you're talking about the traveling exhibit of Japanese artifacts yes okay yes now I know now that you're being relatively specific I understand what you're saying well I knew it was an apartment exhibit well you never said that to me fair enough anyway so he is planning on coming and stealing the sword all right and my group and I would like to help protect it well I that would be lovely so I guess if we can kind of get a lay of the museum and you don't mind us coming in that night or beforehand we have a plan to switch out the sword for a replica ooh ooh switch out the sword well here's the thing I don't know on the sword right I don't even really have rice the sword I'm housing a traveling exhibit owned by other people people that own the sword probably would not be okay with you touching it and I have to abide by their wishes I mean I can email them if you would like me to but I really doubt they're I mean they have special handlers and like they're not gonna just let some people from our city just kind of handle their merchandise they're real finicky they're enough but I'm I mean are they going to be happy if it's taken though either no but I mean are you giving them an ultimatum is that what you're doing email them and said just first I'm walking to my office and said let them take your sword or they'll steal it I'm afraid of me because I don't want a paper trail so to speak well okay so you want to be able to take a sword out of our museum without there being a paper trail it's what you're saying to me is that okay I don't think that's gonna fly I would have to contact them how would they know well I'm a relatively upstanding businessman and I'm not going to lie to my client out if it ever got out that I'm not gonna take it out of the museum per se I'm trying to take it out of sleigh okay but like but the the contract that I have signed to these people is very specific there are people touching their people moving their people housing you know what I mean like there's a whole lot of lists of stuff I had to do to get this exhibit into our museum and if it gets out that I let some local superheroes bumble around with their merchandise off contract I don't think I'll ever get a traveling exhibit again are any of these people in town they're handlers like the people that are working for them to handle it and they like they put it up and they take it down and they they have their own personal guards and they're rich people might be able to work something out with the handlers in the guards you can try but I mean like me they're just employees but they're allowed to handle it yeah yes well then okay then we'd like to talk to them talk to them all right I'm not gonna give you the go ahead to move a priceless artifact that doesn't belong to me no fair enough and I'm not trying to get you in trouble and I certainly don't want to ruin your reputation as a museum right well I appreciate that thank you for not ruining my reputation as a museum all right I mean are the people there now I'm assuming this is like after hours talking to this guy right no why they're in a hotel nearby I mean they do have they added like two people to our security team so if you want to talk to one of their security people but they're just hired guns really they just hired security okay well I'm gonna go back to the base and tell everybody what how not far I've gotten okay and yeah see what we want to do I'm just afraid of the email leaking out and did he give you the hotel rather staying in he gave you contact with us so then we can just go meet with the handlers and then maybe the handlers can put us in touch with the actual owners and then we can ask the owners if the handlers can move the item so that doesn't get stolen or better yet my character doesn't say this my Kyle saying better yet we just tell these people and they're like oh then our traveling antiquities won't be coming to your town and then we don't got to deal with it they just screw it out by and they can deal with the collector at their next stop that's not our problem we don't let we make a strong ally with the collector and we don't have to worry about let them know where the one is telling them I was gonna say because if he finds out we're like right exactly yeah it's all it's all got to be on the DL so what's your plan of action exactly we know where the hotel is yes yeah she does the same thing she just did but with those folks trying to get in touch with the people on the okay so the plan is it to scare them away the plan is to offer help but to tell them that it's also possibly going to be stolen so then it's time and there yeah it's there we're willing to help this is how we want to help but if you want to just look to but yeah to this town we understand that sort of thing okay so who's all going to talk to these people probably just her because she can be invisible and tell she's in the room but it seems to be oh yeah I can't let the collector know I see yeah okay she's got to be invisible and tell she don't have to be invisible anymore and those hockey skills I Museum director's gonna be so sad if we move his well I mean considering our team it's better for him if we don't have a huge battle inside of it it's like oh look at this obsidian collection of all these rear minerals be like it's my armor now and then you're gonna bumblefuck some t-rex part these can use the art on the walls just rip it off in paper fashions you're gonna gravity some planets from around it's gonna make for a good show but the museum director's gonna be very sad okay so collector already knows yeah this people here me to Janet Janet's inside agent she's just supporting all over all right all the civilians forward the collectors full good yeah so you go to the hotel talk to people okay is that what you're doing yes no one else going along correct okay all right you go to the hotel you're done all right you're done you're gone no one else will happen they get nailed your fingers you're like what's this you're a rat like this is a smoky box this box is so smoky why we got such a smoky box okay let's keep us for smelling one day all right so you can talk to people okay give them the shp you again all right roll a little whore whoops you have a poor I do oh goodness okay so one okay better than done right for negative okay music all right what are you trying to convince them all exactly give me the words that you want to convince them i want to convince them to lock the sword in a safe place and let us go out the replica okay so you rolled to succeed at a minor cost what should the cost be you get to help me decide what the cost is going to be so you don't get everything you want you succeeded in minor cost okay so everything doesn't go exactly your way um because i can think like oh they'd be okay locking it up but not okay with their ruffle cars and like that but that's not minor right at the same time right i should show you okay so they believe you that there is a danger to the sword they are concerned and they are going to call the owner of the source to talk to them so that's what they're calling and doing discussing where you're going to be here while they talk to them yes if they'll let me all right they're on the phone for a while then anybody doing anything else yes no i'm going to go to minor superhero work management here work yeah go go wait in a bank stop saying thank you any time now all right right i was walking around the street okay what's going on oh my sphericity okay what everybody else doing it's later at night so you're out of work it's not i'm checking out the stars walking the street along the street to it super dynamic doo okay you guys are doing that so just walking the street back to shana shana yes right they're talking to the boss and they say um they say that the boss is relatively concerned and is wondering if you have enough people to prevent the theft outright oh as in they don't even take the because you don't want to think so but if we can't guarantee the safety of all of our artifacts because you say the sword is a danger but the exhibit is much larger than the sword so if we can't guarantee the safety of all of our artifacts then there's no reason for anything fair enough um i will explain my issue with not letting him take it as far as shitstorm on us by the pleasure okay so you cannot guarantee the safety of all of my other artifacts because what he's worried about is someone breaks into steel sword whether or not they realize that there's a duplicate of replica they might just hey there's a farmer oh hey here's all these really old scrolls oh hey here's all this and we want the safety of all of our things sure well we plan on being there that night i can certainly get ahold of um the police to see if we can get some extra guards so you're planning on being good that night yes stop the robbery so making sure that everybody is safe so not stop the robbery no of the replica okay so if they break in and steal only the replica you're gonna let them go but if they break in and steal the replica plus anything else you will stop them yes that's what you're saying correct why don't you just amp it up and just stop them in the first place is our question again trying to minimize the threat that he posed if that doesn't go according to plan of a backup yeah i don't i don't know about keeping any of our stuff there if if you can't guarantee the safety of all of it i understand that all right it's i think they're they're orientees okay then and then i would like to explain if you do not let us know we can register to run okay okay so i don't know if you could put like a little news article like i'm not a pr guy we carry stuff with white gloves on we drive a truck that's i thought you were like the upper guy well i'm the upper guy of all these guys that wear white gloves and drive a truck then there's a couple guys with guns that are still at the museum right now with all the stuff we're we're like the traveling crew i mean i also carry a clipboard tell everyone where to put stuff i'm the upper guy of the traveling crew yes okay doesn't mean i'm exempt from carrying a thing so all right thank you for your warning bye see ya bye so they're leaving yeah fine perfect to be a super hero he you don't need to fight all the battles sometimes you just let some fly into the radar do what you can coast and bye i'm feeling this isn't ending though oh no they're gonna leak that shit he's gonna come after us he has to say he's gonna visit us and wonder why the exhibit doesn't stay coincidentally all right next day there's a news article about uh the uh the exhibit leaving town early prematurely does they at least come up with a good reason or is it just like they're outskits just as mysterious mysterious circumstances of course all right i wait for the phone call and the guy would come with this well the electric seat when it's playing that doesn't happen all right um yeah well i mean are we okay are we to that night though because if he maybe he doesn't read the news okay well yeah that night passes the next day is a sattel day i know we're flying through this not very quite weeks not very chronological but i don't hear a shit um don't spend like another week in uh terra force still has a show up um we're gonna shoot brian another celery guy well it's only been a couple of days since she's only been like a day since she said the last one oh okay i thought it'd been like another week no no okay but this day there is a large parade downtown like a large gathering like a it's celebrate um krissanthemums because you're city's famous first krissanthemums course it is it's flower okay yeah it's a krissanthemum yeah it's a florida is that my saying that right is a krissanthem are you writing down your top space you're saying weird and it's making me say it weird for santhemums no for santhemum so i can say it krissanthemums krissanthemums krissanthemums so the krissanthemumum tournament is going chrissanthemum it's a krissanthemum it's a krissanthemum k ont sparkly It's a crincent them. It's a crincent them.

No, no. It's a rose festival. You can stand them on. It's a crincent them.

Chris. You said it right the first time. I didn't. It's a crincent them.

I even spelled it. Right. It's a post-a-mum festival slash tournament. It's a post-a-mum festival slash tournament.

You can crincent them on the best. It's a cloud tournament. OK. OK.

What's going on at this crincent? It's like a big hollaboo. There's like a crincent. Great idea.

Every word I see. We just come to nowhere. Is there anything else in yours? What?

It's a yearly thing. There's a minimum thing every year. I go to the Chrysanthemum Festival. Do you?

Yeah. OK. I'm not so busy with something else. There are elephant ears.

There's also a Ferris wheel. That's the one at? Like the one at Shew Circus? No.

It's a different Ferris wheel. OK. It's a better one. Do you hear from that goof?

What are you talking about? What was it? Shew Circus. That was the first time we recorded it.

OK. She had a big adventure, probably because she was. That sounds like a way in the episode. Well, the Chrysanthemum tournament is happening.

They're also like the queen of the Chrysanthemums. And what does the Chrysanthemum look like? I just kind of said a flower. It's very pretty.

Is it a pretty flower? Yeah, they're great. What region do they grow in? They grow in?

They're pan. Oh, do they? Is it a Japanese plant? It's a Japanese plant.

Well, for some reason. They're native to where you are. Or they grow well. Or your city was founded by Dr.

Chrysanthemum. And he had a flower power. He had a flower power. He was a hippie child?

Yeah, there's some. The 60s child. There's some dumb fuckers in there. They're popular here.

All right. Oh, you can eat the leaves. I got nutrition facts for it. Ooh.

Chrysanthemum leaves. One cup chopped. Only 12 calories. Well, the elephant here tastes all right.

But there's some kind of a lot of confidence. It's like on everything. You feel like you have Chrysanthemum snow cones. And Chrysanthemum beer.

Yeah. Do you want to make a Chrysanthemum beer? They do it all year long. I mean, that's what it's nice.

It's probably sake. Chrysanthemum sake. Yeah. It's good.

It's good. It's good. It's good. festival.

I don't know if they taste good. But they're only 12. It's a part. Chrysanthemum salad.

Yeah. It's a big bubble, blue. And it goes on all day. Sweet.

They're going to crown a Chrysanthemum queen. Sweet. It's a plant garden. I'm surprised I wasn't involved in the putting up of things in this festival.

It's not really in gravel falls or. Yeah. In my part of town. That makes sense.

No, it's in kind of like it's like a. It's like a. One sign. It's the location of the festival.

My town. Yeah. You got to make sure that people knew where it was. It's more like in the Central Park area.

All right. And like Central Park is kind of in the middle of all the high rises and stuff. So, okay. So yeah, it's not really your part of the point.

I think people that playing this are like, they wear big floppy hats and stuff about a, like, tall, wine glasses. They're those people. Like those jobs are given to those people. Right.

So, like what you usually do is like you, you make sure all the people in your neighborhood vote every year. Like you set up a voting terminal to make sure everyone can get down to the booth. You're a garage. Yeah.

All right. So, y'all two, are you at the Chrysanthemum? Are you hanging out at the place? I'm doing a garage.

Okay. And you're just like, are you enjoying the festival? Probably. Yeah.

Like, all wound around your head. We can build out of it. Okay. So, the Chrysanthemum festival is after.

Yeah. And I wanted a bunch of flower art to decorate the base with. Okay. A lobby for sure.

All right. Is there quarks on this game? Quarks. That's a little.

Oh, it's beautiful. I just thought it'd be funny to be allergic to Chrysanthemum. That's all. You could just say you are.

Yeah. Kind of obnoxious loud like rhythmic beating starts happening kind of like It's not as bad as dubstep, but no stuff ish I'll rude stand storm Listen to die a diorom room Sam storm. Okay. I'll listen to that gaku-snam storm.

All right I think anyway, who I just got reamed for not knowing All right, so yeah, so you hear like a rhythmic thing coming from one of the main stages It's a little bit far away from you, but does it sound like it's on the main stage like it's the next event or I Like there's a guy in a car being a jackass. Um, it sounds like it is plugged into the speakers But usually you know from past years that um, they don't usually have this kind of music at the Christmas festival It's usually not a rave right? I mean nobody nobody's doing Molly and waving glow sticks like this is not this is not the vibe They usually go for it Sounds like something riot girl would listen to but yeah Okay, what's everybody else doing Notice my fellow hello people setting that way. Yeah, all right You're all separately heading towards the rhythmic beating Close to the main stage you see there's a lot of fog on the main stage and then like And like laser lights kind of focus in on the center Like there's a rising pedestal and you see a guy behind on two large turntables and he's playing him and they bring out a microphone It was ladies and gentlemen, my name is turntable and I am here to rob all of you So if you could all sit out your personal possessions, I would be much obliged I have my friends in the audience.

They'll be collecting from you But while I while they come and collect I'd like you to listen to this fresh jam He pulls out a he pulls out a bit record and he puts it on he starts playing it And then everybody immediately you start to feel queasy and weak Like it's just blaring through the speakers and everyone in the whole audience just starts going oh And all you guys do if you can hear it I'm starting to feel like kind of we can like kind of tipsy All right Everybody's like oh everybody scream because he's he's a mildly well-known villain All right, usually usually fights against the Batman character, but he's here right now and he's robbing your crescentum festival Okay, I'm just trying to have a nice time Keep it all down Have you ever seen that gift? There's these two guys there like one of them like he's like they're doing a sort of eating contest he goes Oh, he catches it all up like Yeah Yeah, all right, so I Turned Skills You do that so you do that all right All right, so do you remember how to do turn order Yeah, vaguely what I do know it's Shannon me Jamesy I believe it all right, so there we are turn order is set all right. She and you go first. Okay Does the chrysanthemum stuffing held it all?

Okay Or caught enough like for that's right. They're gonna stay there. Okay. I'm gonna just hope it helps Okay, so I'm I'm gonna go invisible okay or roll to which I have a negative roll to I don't have to roll to go.

I just do it. Yeah, but you I still have to roll right, but you spend a point to get a plus to self Right in the combat. Yeah, like it's okay. So then you go invisible.

Okay, so you spend a point all right So my plan how many how many dudes does he have going around? You don't know he just he said those words You don't even know who's in the crowd right? Okay I'm gonna I'm gonna try to seek out who his cronies are that are all right. You're gonna spend your turn doing that yes, okay?

All right, you spend your turn doing that um You see two people okay that look like they are supers So yeah, you've noticed two people one is an exceedingly tall and large kind of gravelly face man, okay, and the other is kind of a thin like very reddish skinned female and they are on one side of the thing and they're like taking Okay, all right Yeah, you use it when you like your ticket And then it's turntable you keep spinning spin into James like don't resist it only being worse He's scratching pretty well So that's the turn he keeps scratching he keeps scratching Quickscan where are the amps the answer there's two big amps on the sides of the stage they're on the stage Yeah, okay in order to avoid the crowd. I'm going to earth melt down into the ground I imagine we're standing on some sort of concrete cement sort of something I can face through yeah You face through you face through loose earth too. So okay, so then my goal is to rush forward Do my dolphin spin on the ground okay putting on body of earth And if i'm able to I want to try to unplug the amps or whatever, okay, i'm not sure how much I can do in a turn So all right, yeah, you can do that. Okay, so then here's for body work.

All right. Do you want me to roll anything to No, like you you just travel the earth and you like you're going to unplug the amps That's it all right you get behind them and you unplug a set of the amps the sound dampens by about half Does it make me feel any better at least? Um, not really, but you can tell it's reduced the output by about half all right Um, do you have your role and notice? Okay, uh To you notice that um That doesn't answer a lot of other stuff is plugged into like a big outlet thing kind of nearby Okay, if you spend your next turn getting to it, you could probably unplug the whole shabang.

Okay, and next Um shannon, yes, you notice that the the the smaller girl She crawls over the back of the larger guy And she like leaps down into the crowd and grabs a bunch of stuff and then like crawls back up around him and then pour stuff into a bag And then she crawls around his neck of the jumps back into the crowd Who was holding the bag? The big guy yeah, he's holding it kind of like standing like standing up like this He's like big big tall broody He's got like the sack open and she's like leaping into the crowd grabbing stuff leaping back onto him and like crawling up Him putting stuff into the bag wrapping around his neck then jumping back into the crowd. Okay Is back to my turn already? Um, no, I'm just letting you know what you see because you're heading towards them, right?

Oh, yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

Okay. I'm just letting you know you see okay, all right James, okay. Oh, I guess I noticed that what shannon sees um I noticed what's going on you think you're old you noticed that people are getting queuesy. Yeah Um, you know, you notice Shannon that person She and started looking around and then turn invisible Blending amps.

What's that? I see him up. You saw him go into the ground Okay, you you do know the guy on the stage is playing turntables and everybody's getting all sick You know smart. Sorry.

I should put two together. Yeah. All right. You know, I'm gonna try and like Make his turn table All right.

Um, what's gonna use for that? I guess All right roll the welded gravity So Um, it's pretty heavy, but like you started shaking this whole system search because oh what the fuck? He kind of he loses the beat and like you kind of feel better for a second. Yeah Um I am going to I'm going to I'm going to And hopefully have it wrap around me and have it carry me up to the stage.

All right, you're trying to get up to the stage All right, so you move towards the stage. Yeah Okay, um, Shannon You see the big guy Everybody sees his knock because he's making a big thing He grabs like four people by the ankles and shakes them both his bag and kind of just throws them back into the crowd Oh my gosh He's a big guy You a big guy Okay And now it's back up to Shannon's turn Okay, uh, well first I want to make sure those people are okay Like yeah, they're kind of I mean they went from groggy being tossed into a pile, but okay It's super hero land. You can get punched and thrown and not die. Okay, all right Um Michael that is I want to sneak his knee behind these two and kind of take out what they're pulling in from the bag Okay, he's pretty tall.

He's like nine feet tall. So like to get into the bag is real rough. Okay, it's possible Not impossible. You're gonna have to climb up it and for him not to notice you climbing up his back might be Okay I'm sorry, it's okay.

No, I'm gonna do something different. Okay, take turn I'm going to try to get ahead of them and rob the people before they can Okay All right Okay, roll stealth to pick the pocket of a bunch of people that are terrified of ground The fucking worst superhero Superheroes are just people So roll the six on stealth. Okay. All right, so you're not being noticed at all roll burglary to actually steal Come on I think anybody who's used to fight is gonna realize that badly play at this probably but I don't know how many people are used to faith So yeah, it doesn't matter at least what having fun is moving the story is all right, right?

Five five. Okay. You are burgling the shit out of a bunch of people You got pearls and wallets and watches and this is fucking like money clips and all sorts of shit You made a real good take You robbed a lot of people blind today, but good job. All right No, turn table.

Um, you notice that Having his song was gone and that his table kind of got flipped on side. Um, he noticed it He's non-plus Yeah, he's not plus um he is going to Angrily, he's um, he has a backpack on and has two little handles and he pulls out the handles and it whips out these two little personal Scratch pads And he pulls out these two little personal scratch pads They're not as big as the big ones that just got flipped but he turns back to where the amp got unplugged and he sees you and he's like Bitch and he starts scratching us and only you let's see if you can do it Yeah, only you are negative one. He's targeting you. Okay, like he kind of pops off the back of the stage All right, guys, all right, um, all right, I am going to Make a weapon.

Okay. What's the stage made out of? Can I take it's like one of those pretty you know, like you know parties in the party that have those like kind of race stages, right? It's kind of like that the longer and wider so it's like it's got those like cross beams underneath Like the top is kind of like that plywoodish with okay, so with metal being made of rocks Am I able to manipulate?

Okay, I wanted to make sure because I was gonna ruin his day So then just from whatever rocks around from the ground or whatever You know The last resort so I I provoke him Leave alone. Let's go. Let's so you're not gonna attack him not gonna attack him just use forces last resort No, it's your detriment because All right, like like put down the turntables We're going to prison All right, you wasted the tire turn of attacking. Yep, good plane your character.

Um All right, so Shannon you see You see salamander The skinny girl like when she's jumping on people and like searching the pockets and they don't have anything She puts her hand on their face and then her hands starts to go a little bit and they go And then she lifts her hands off and they've got like real bad burns on the face Then she leaps until somebody else starts picking on me like everybody that doesn't have anything she burns their face Oh my gosh He's terrible. All right. Um, D you managed to get up to the stage Um, and then you hear kind of like kind of a low booming voice Um, and it says the time will ton the time will come when the tides will rise and the people will fight for the who they believe in And then you see a guy kind of rise out of the crowd He's got red eyes and a bunch of people in the crowd their eyes start to glow and they turn towards you So they grab your ankles and pull you down to the complete down off of the stage. Okay Um, so they yeah, they pulled you down off of the stage and Is that about an hour?

Yeah Okay, um, we will see what happens in this fight next episode Oka-dok Yeah, it's all good. All right. So where we ended is Shannon is getting people's faces scolded by a girl with heat powers Um James is still enjoying yourself and you're where were you? Oh, yeah, you did.

Okay, you mess up a turntable from from the crowd D is facing down a man controlling the minds of the crowd Uh, Kyle is facing down turntable himself, but did not attack Well cliffhanger kids this this was uh, this was another episode of that Amberville city heroes I like it. That's not very 80s I guess we could get out of our twitter handles. I'm Alex and I'm a happy puke I'm Shannon and I am at the Shana pancakes Like banana but with a sh- Shana I'm gonna search like a banana but with a shush Like a banana but with a shush What do you don't have to? I know I think I could find your twitter That's how often I tweet, yeah, that's fine.

Anybody else have Twitter? Uh, I will make one for next time Okay, well next time we're gonna record it a couple minutes off. I will make one as we play All right, so that's uh another episode see you later guys See ya. See ya.

See ya. Find music for this shit. Beep be dee beep beep beep beep beep beep. Just make it all over again.

Don't do it if I use that. You're gonna be.

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