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Oh, do you know what the plate eat? Okay, so we got back from The prison transport and running in a Minerva and her being angry at us to only go home and find out that weird guy had mysteriously I left a bag of cash on her porch for obscurity She wound up doing some investigating and found that there's a series of small business owners that had been threatened by someone who was Taking on her persona the rest of us kind of shlum did at home up until wafeir again mysterious call from her sorry his Alien pale a key go Sorry, the adding syllables a key. Oh, not sorry. It was another character.
Yeah, anyways She gave him a desperate phone call and asked if he could come to Tokyo to try to help her because she believed that she was being pursued Waver and sportsmen departed Peter Pan style to go to Tokyo to try to take care of her while My god, I'm forgetting our own characters names is sterile Phalanx stay behind and obscurity went to have a mysterious meeting with wolf cop down by the lake Wolf cop arrived and had a big dossier in hand with a bunch of crimes that she was alleging that obscurity had committed and asked if it was time for her to come in obscurity questioned this and as they were talking A mysterious figure rose from the lake who appeared to look just like obscurity and speak just like obscurity and shoot wolf cop three times Yes, yes, that's pretty good. Thank you and we will open up right wherever you left off obscurity you see that happen I'm yelling no It doesn't stop the boss. I obviously I'm gonna go run 12 cop Barbara. Okay, are you still visible?
Yeah, I guess so okay And I'm calling for paramedics. All right the other you says I wouldn't call how are you? Who are you you know me? And you know you're not we did this whole song and dance before Off you skate security off you skate.
I'm your shadow on your mirror on your double This is my thing that pretend to be you But this reason this time I have a really good reason. I'm still calling I don't have time I mean they she can keep you up and but I'm still calling you should listen to me listen to me look I'll call it. I'll call it in how about that. I'm calling I'm calling it in while she's talking I'm just it's happening.
Okay, you and I'm calling for backup 911. What's your emergency? You're gonna be role play the emergency call. Okay.
No, you call you call for the police. They're like we're on our way. Okay, thank you All right, so she's like look you know you want to listen what I have to say what? Okay, so in position has gone a bit crazy and They hate query so much that they decided to her query They're gonna kill us so that you die because you know the whole mirror thing if your opposite dies you die, right?
So I committed a bunch of crimes as you I'm gonna go to the protection of super max prison And then you go kill query or inquisition or whatever to make sure that we all don't die and then often fests everything You have a life back Otherwise, I'm just gonna keep framing you for shit cuz I don't I can't be bothered to actually go fix it I'm just gonna go sit in prison as you but you know we can work it all out afterwards Are you considering prison? All right, I'm not killing anyone. Oh, did you figure out something go get them? Cuz look inquisition is coming after me just to hit her query I don't want any part of it so either they're gonna kill me and then you die or you let me go to prison and then you figure it out I'm your end.
I don't know where black hood change your get up whatever They'll think you're in jail and then once you've done it once you've taken care of it I'll admit that I'm your double from alternate universe They don't know how to test that here in your horrible World that smells significantly sweet. I really can't stand it But this is the best option honestly, so I'm gonna pretend to be you I'm gonna go through the whole course system You can wear whatever you want to wear if you want to be someone else I'll be safe and you can sit in jail all you want. I'm not pretending to be somebody else Well, they were both gonna die you realize that right? I might as well just shoot myself now and then you will die That's our options.
I'm gonna go sit in jail. I don't care Okay, so she calls and she's like hi. Yes, this is obscurity I just murdered wolf cop and I'd like to confess. I'm at the lake I'm ready to turn myself in and then she throws away the phone you better run and you know what?
I think he's two of us well I you haven't figured out how to walk through walls yet So if you start walking around as you outside, I'll just walk out to the prison and you will be arrested again I don't even get rid of the mirror people the first time she knocked them all out What's I think and then you push them all back into their work? I tried to rid my dope. Oh gosh. I'm off I'm like you're coming back here.
Well one of them stayed So listen, that's my proposal. I think it's pretty good and nobody else has to die I mean you can even take wolf person. I mean They're gonna kill a wolf con anyway, and then wolf contest wolf cop you're gonna die so I'm just saying find query and kill them Which I'm assuming careers still hanging around somewhere or finding position before they find you the cops are coming Your time is ticking. I'm gonna get myself up peacefully or I can go start shooting cops and then that's gonna be on your record Do what would you rather find a going but can I at least stay and make sure that they get her?
Yeah, I got you know Patrick I guess you can stop the bleeding name. It'll be here. It'll be fine. Just go run run the vloggy run You smell like shit run.
I'm not running until they get there Look, I'll patch her. I I will patch her. I do not trust you one bit. Well, then you patch her up and then run I bet I'm assuming I've been whole I'm not just standing over her while she's bleeding out if you here's a thing She's she's I shot her in the chest So she's out and shot if you don't leave now just shoot her that can they see me?
Yes seems like they can see you Pain. Bye. All right. I'm gonna take off but I'm gonna get to a distance where I'm hoping they can't see me Okay, and just watching all right eventually a bunch of police and stuff pull up and then her dressed in your clothing surrender to them Okay, goody, and she seems to be arrested goody What do you do now?
Um, I'm gonna start heading back towards the base. I'm gonna Shout at my friends that right before you hear that right before it's up security does that Felix here at home chillin right I think so breaking news report, okay There's there's news that obscurity has shot down Commissioner wolf cop in the park and has now given up to the police in his under custody There's like helicopter like flying around and you see wolf cop on the beach bleeding and cheese everywhere All right, it's like obscurity arrested Shit and then it's good you what do you say bad news guys? What bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad news is this your one fault? Oh No, it wasn't me And then she'll be coming shoot wolf guy just like you like live TV get arrested Okay, but you did see the video of supposedly me breaking into the auto shop right and threatening that wasn't that wasn't me It's the mirror me Yeah, yeah, are you saying this over the comms everybody or just feelings to everybody Alright, so y'all two are Peter pan over the ocean Good coverage of service Whoever gave you the earbuds they knew what's that like to happen to thanks?
It was not me, but now now everybody thinks it's me and obviously is going to jail as me I did not shoot Barbara. Yes I met her there while I was talking to her obvious gate came out of the water and shot her and is now What does she want to jail for you as me? Not why why because she's framing her why what you went to jail? Yeah, safer and jailed than it is on the outside.
Why I would assume the other members of that group I can't remember queries. Fuck inquisition inquisition. Okay, the itinerant that guy's back. We're in trouble Are you going to relay the information that obvious gay heads up to you or yeah?
Yeah, I'll pass it all on okay, so basically basically the just is queries shadow the inquisition has decided to hurt query by killing All of the shadow versions thereby making the the your guys's versions die so I'm just to kill query To kill inquisition. Yes, what are we just kill inquisition and kill query? Yes, I believe one happens when the other happens yes Okay, well should we put our trip to Japan and layway? I must have a feeling that this may somehow be related But I don't know for sure are they in our world?
Well, I do skates right by this ink position. I don't know. Did it sound like she knew she didn't know okay? I'm not sure.
I don't know. I don't know how to get to the shadow world, so I Do I? The only person that you knew how to do that knew how to do that was mismeadeer Which was the double of a gravity girl right and but you have not seen gravity girl in a long time right? I don't know my favorite.
This feels bad It feels dangerous it does feel bad But if this person that I was going to go try to save gets kidnapped or injured in some way I have a bad feeling about what could be coming from space. Can I ask you a question? Yeah, have you met evil phalanx? Have you met evil do that?
Have you met evil sportsman? Because they could be out there and if so then phalanx is fighting them alone Yeah, that's fair send me back Okay, I know I understand that this is important to you and I'm not asking you to do anything different But I'm very worried that those two are not going to be able to handle it. It's coming their way No, that's fair I don't like the idea of splitting up but I don't like the idea of leaving her alone either We've got bad shit on the horizon. You can get there faster than I can.
Yeah, okay fine Just toss me up gonna hang lighter in this thing. That's weird. Why I don't know casual recreational sport if you say so Like real climbing okay, I'm gonna go try to do the Japan shit and come back ASAP. Okay, take care of yourself Yeah, I will I'm not happy about the idea that guy being out there or mismeer Well, right, but I think you're more unhappy about what's going on in Japan.
So maybe go to Japan It could be a trap. So is this we're two rocks in a hard place. That's her obscurity Romy a lore I guess That would be a zero. Okay.
Never mind. All right, so sports are you headed back. Yes Okay, so you're headed back wait for your head to Actually, I want to try to make a phone call. Okay, who you gonna call are you gonna try to use context find somebody or are you calling some specific?
I'm gonna try to call the union of heroes All right, you you call the union heroes their resident secretary network is on the line. He's like hello Hi, hi, how's it going? This is familiar. Oh, what's up?
I've a long time. Yeah, I I need to call on a favor. Oh, I gotta call okay Okay, what's what your favor? I need a heavy hitter to go to Japan.
There's some heavy hitters in Japan. What do you want to connect? You with anybody who is resourceful? To do we have a celebrity she's the resident collector of Japan you want to get out here with her?
Yes, okay You go to the computer and then your phone is your call is transferred and you hear a woman's voice on the other line clearly Japanese accent I'm not gonna do it Hello, hi never spoken before I have a friend in Japan that I think is in trouble I cannot leave the United States to go drive to check on her. Okay, would you be willing to go do that for me? Felix a Japanese woman in this slick outfit like runs into your living room with another Japanese woman over a shoulder And she puts her down and she's like, okay, she's here. What else do you mean?
That's perfect. Thank you very much I'd like to let you run away. So that's just a Japanese looking woman in living room up. Yes Hello, like I have no idea What's your name?
I'm Kio. Yeah, um, sweetly we've ever lived here. Oh, yeah, she's okay Japan to help someone Okay, I think so already brought me here, but I'm not sure let me call wait Okay We've heard yep, there's a weird Japanese lady here, okay, that's good I just called in a favor to have a hero transfer her to our base. I'm gonna come back so that we can deal with our double-congers shit Okay, all right.
She's here a little bit of time passes. Everybody's gonna get back to the base. I imagine All right, everybody's back at the base Including I yes, okay. I'm saying invisible.
Okay. All right. Perma invisible. All right.
Do you let us know that you're here? Yeah, okay So what's our game plan guys seems like the game plan is either to get the obscurity fake obscurity Or go find a fake query. This isn't real query gone or dead or something. I don't know.
No, you want me they wouldn't be dead No, I'm sure this makes people be soft. Look. I have an eighth grade education. That makes no sense to me Yeah, I don't really know why isn't Inquisitive just kill themselves if they want to kill query.
They want them to suffer well then torture themselves Can't make sense of a man. I don't know I hate shadow stuff. I don't want to see the shadow me. It's gonna be hell That'd be bad probably be like a like a Greek.
Yeah, yeah, or Persian Old Roman had its eye heart Yep, some feuds just never died What okay, so what do you guys up to what you doing? What's your point of action? The problem is is that we can't put it security somewhere safe because as long as the other security is out there That one can be killed this one goes she's in jail. You can't break into jail.
I don't know. Yeah, but we just fight people whose job It is to break into jail. Yeah, there's like a whole jail team. They do jail breaks She can leave jail at any time.
She can walk through walls. Why can't you walk through walls? I try Yeah, I'm gonna try Did you did you? Did you level up after our last level of eight episodes ago or did you not do you end up?
I love it up. Yeah, every 20 episodes we level up and run episodes 70 now, so I guess I don't know the last thing I did was at fight finally Yeah It's hard you've never spent points on it You do know that Overload walk through you at one point when he enhanced your powers forever ago. You remember that the old man overload There's an old man overload his power was to make other people's powers more intense Okay, and he increased your power to a point where he was able to walk through you if you remember that yeah Okay from an old folks. Oh, so other people can walk through me well Yeah, well, he made you intangible and walk through you right increase your power So you do have the ability to do it.
You just never trained it hmm Start okay Cuman touch I'm an expert at training Can I help I'll go say the words huh? Are you gonna support me? Yeah sports? It's gonna be very intense music just started playing out of nowhere Oh no, he goes into his he like scrambles into his bedroom and comes out with like one of those hand-taught speakers And it is absolutely like dead rock from a yes.
Yeah, like a tire jump it. Oh, yeah, where? I know you're training to use your power, but you really need cardio So you're going through sports man training time to walk through a wall You're not able to do it until you spend the point on the thing spend up read on it But you feel like you're close okay. Can I roll under provoke to motivator to get over that goddamn finish line?
Point well, I'm not saying free point. I'm just saying you know get her to the point where she can spend the point But you just have to you just have to read your character to do it Um, but like you feel like you have the ability it's just it's like just just without reach just out of reach I'm glad you spent a lot of time sports montaging walking through walls. Well, well everyone thinks you're in jail important. It is somewhat So what do you guys do now after the after the montage where you're we feel like yourself?
Speaking of walk through wall. I'm tired. I should go take a nap. Wait.
No, this is important What's important? Getting this figured out. No, I mean training is the most important thing This is a strong number two. I feel like we need to figure out where inquisition is Okay, weary Yeah, I don't think we're gonna find a Nobody has seen queries since whole point.
I assume they were dead a lot of people have to sue the queer They were dead. We wouldn't have this problem. That's the thing. So here's the question.
This this is inquisition is like a fake query, right? Not quite fake, but well, not that other thing. No, not the other one. It's a different one.
But they're similar alternate. Yeah, okay I'll turn there you know dark version. Okay, so then where would query go when they were in town? Their base.
They have a bunch of bases. Yeah from one effort. Sure. We can find them.
We've got a supercomputer I think you guys have been to a couple of them. Well, I haven't well these two. Yeah, yeah Either way I need to apologize to my friend for kidnapping her first of that's quite she's still sitting here. Yeah, she's like listening to all this All the montages going on.
Yeah, sitting on the council whole time. Okay, okay. No, no, I asked I asked to come stay with you I didn't oh, don't want to stay in Japan. I was I thank you.
I didn't know you knew celerity. So I I didn't I called in favor Okay, sorry if that was a frightening experience. No, no, I Quite literally starstruck because us ladies the biggest hero in Japan I was very excited to meet her for the point zero seconds that I was able to stay phenomenal phenomenal hero She beat the shit out of me so many times. She's very fast.
It's very fast. You were in her arms for a moment But only a moment. I don't hurt like a fruit basket now Yeah All right, so we guys do now Akio except your apology for the kidnapping Can you tell me more about what was going on? She's like yeah, somebody had gone through my apartment and I got kind of paranoid And then I called the government my government contact and they did not contact me back and I got scared So I thought I just I pulled it Somebody like overturned everything in my apartment.
They were looking for something and I just I got scared I happened to someone else to recently. Yeah, so I just wanted to vanish I don't know if it's safe for me here anymore. I don't know if it's safe for you here either with what's going on You don't want like everyone else seemed really shady. Especially that little guy Oh, yeah, that is like in a max security prison I mean there's yeah for that guy, but the rest of like even I don't know I just didn't I never got to read on anybody else so Hopefully we stick together it will be harder to get both of us at once Okay, I mean even like if there's a place I can just storm my body that'd be great.
Yeah It's just like a normal Japanese person. Yeah. Yeah, I do have a vault or something because I mean like I'd be the safest If you have something I can lock my body and that would be really safe And a family stay having a weird year old. I mean I guess I have do I have some place?
Yeah, I got a vault All right, so I've got a vault or that'd be awesome. Can I use your vole basement where is a bunch of anti magic stuff? Well, well, do you can just use your vault sure okay? Don't touch anything.
Oh, no, I want it's fine And a key a key a key a key it walks into the vault and then her head kind of slides out of her body and I'm gonna drop my spirit For body kind of slumps the ground and she's like just don't let anyone touch it and then like as a floating head with like a spine Hang off it kind of floats out of the out of the vault she's closed up and lock that tight please do my cards Yeah, that'd be great Just don't let anyone near that my body I have some nice and terrain stand guard because if I'm out of my body like this I'm invulnerable like I can't but that's really vulnerable and I can't so I'm just trying to protect it Okay, cool. Okay, so I'm just gonna float around here for a while sure do you anything good to eat? I'll start whipping up something. I'm nervous.
I need to do something can someone please call the only self-riders and let them know I'm not gonna be I'm sure they've seen the news report Yeah, I mean I can call in if you want to do like he was like I like this booth. Yeah, this floating head is like looking Back out of all slowly Thank you for being cool about this guys This government thing that I'm doing is really creepy, but hopefully if we keep the aliens safe the earth will be safe Sure, I was everybody doing now. Oh by the way, they're two astrological bodies that are heading towards earth And I don't know what they want and it's probably bad like rocks. Don't know yet.
Wendy you saw them. They're very far away Okay, I'm lost Bad alien jet calm earth. No, let's know maybe don't know I'm here. It's like it's doing a shit.
I've exploding dying aliens attacking. Let's do with the double-congregation And then worry about the alien ship. We basically got the end of it right now. Okay, sure So what are you guys doing?
My Queer spaces. Yeah, I know where at least one is. Yeah, all right. Okay.
Just go ask you but not you What ask her what if inquisition is here at least I don't think she knows Give me one of the bases. I don't know doesn't sound like we have a lot of time to waste. All right I'll if I remember where it is I'll sportsman. Yeah, where the bases.
Okay, okay? Okay, so we're going to get a sure I'm going on obscurity and Fainless, what are you doing? I'm gonna go question obscurity, but obviously whatever. Yeah, okay, so You're going there.
Yeah, she has a police station or she's a she's a the jail right now She's like just been arrested so it's like the jail jail. Oh, there. Okay. All right, so you're going there.
Um Obscured you what are you doing? I am making everything possible. We have at the base. Okay, there's a making for life.
Yep Okay, I keep on keeping your company. She's teaching you some Japanese streets. Oh good. Okay, cool Something new from my repertoire.
Yeah. Yeah, it's also a little bit weird having a floating head. It's fine. I've got worse problems.
So it's okay This is nothing that's fine Okay. All right, so we're gonna zip over to sportsman and wayfarer you guys reach one of the Queries bases seems like a long abandoned one because one that you guys found out about okay I'm just gonna go through and check it out for stuff off the walls see what's left inside There's like a computer still kind of humming a little bit humming. Yeah, I'm gonna go start the computer in China. Let's get into it Be careful.
This place is weird I'm not worried. All right. So you you start up the computer seems like the computer is tracking something in space in space, huh? Yeah, it seems like it's bouncing off the satellites and using triangulation to track something in space Something in space.
It's something in space. Something in space. What is it? It's something.
I don't know I don't look at it. All right. It looks it looks like a very large craft of some sort of approach Mmm don't like do you need to go take care of this? No, not yet.
Okay. Well, the question is can we use this relay to find other bases? I'll give it a shot maybe try to do that. All right, you roll try to do that Thank you three.
You're not able to find the real estate of the bases. Okay. I know you're just a sportman I can be a computer man if I want to sure Monjong is not a sport the game just related I'm not good at those I'm trying mine sweepers not a sport the problem is there's no physicality to it and so it doesn't engage in an intellectual level Oh, man, sports man's nemesis is e-sports man Never be able to like fight each other. No, they're they engage on different fields of play.
That's so bad. That's not sports I think I at least know where a couple of the other bases are if you want to go look at them Yeah, I'll take a look at investigate. That's fine. I feel like we're running out of time I feel like I'm running out of time.
Let's go. Okay. All right. We're gonna zoom over to jail where Feelings what do you say to cop to get him to let you see prisoner?
A lot of it. Yeah, so you're gonna visit you're just gonna say that hey there a lot of israel. I'm gonna be like I need to know It happened all right cool. So they they let you go go see security I'm scaredy or well, it's you know, it's obviously it's like a scary isn't kind of like a handle-lectar style cell They're not they don't bring her out to come see you now They let you go to herself on a chair on the outside.
Hey, cuz the whole cell is kind of power dampening. Yeah, so they have a sit you in a chair, all right and The the the fake obscurity looks you goes legions. What are you doing here? Thanks.
Oh, I don't know you what you want I'm just here to figure out what you know so we can do our thing look here's what I know I know that we were teammates I guess for a while and I thought I could make some money off the top of it So I started hustling and dealing dealing with mobsters and threatening business owners And the wolf cop was on to me so I had to get rid of her and then I realized I was wrong so I turned myself in right That's like cost nearby Probably I don't really know how to talk and code so I'm like do you know our query went I thought you knew I've never met query I Haven't seen query in a while Okay When was last time you seen a in position in position when we fought them and Sent most of them back to their world. Okay She seems ill-prepared for this this back and forth line Cuz she legitimately doesn't know you yeah I'm just gonna level with her and be like all right I'm just trying to find an acquisition. I can't help you on this world or no. I can't help you Just let me do my time for Shooting a cop you want us to help you okay, but you won't help us.
There's nothing. There's nothing I can do for you There's nothing I could do for you. I said I said my piece She's really trying to not to commit herself on microphone All right What do you say what do you so are there cops in the room with me? They're not nearby.
No, but you but there you may assume there might be cameras Do I have paper or anything? Yeah, I don't know if you have some pyros in your pocket I don't know some some pyros in squint. All right. I'm gonna write a question on it.
Okay. What's the question is? Inquisition on our Plane of existence. Okay.
She she says I assume so but I don't know where this you're up. Okay. Bye. Bye All right, no, no try out but I'm disappointed you I Didn't like Barbara either, but no reason the shooter.
She does the the Xbox Xbox comes suck it Wow throw back All right, so I'll wait for Wayfare and sportsman. What are you doing next base? I guess I guess I guess I think space in space in space in space in space Are you going to the next base? Stuff?
Yeah, there's a different computer working It seems like all these computers have been set to like autopilot mode where they just like do a random task And one of these has seems to have it just as a query found. Okay, not query like the person But like query like the question. So I will I will spend a little time on that one to figure out what it's pointing at it seems Like the computer was set to an auto program to search for something with a specific energy signature and it has found it Okay, I'm going to see what that energy signature is and if whether or not it's available to be tracked It's yeah, it's a energy signature related to wayfarer Is it weird? Yeah, it's a weird energy signature So I'm a sportsman's gonna lean back and point at the monitor and go do you see this energy signature here?
Yeah, does that look familiar to you? I don't think I've seen it in that form before but yeah, well, it's either you or the other you I Don't think a unique energy signature like that is just going to be popping up anywhere It's a it's a large dot. It seems to be craft sized Where is it it is deep underground in pyrite heights? Hites Well, I mean I can't be a dinner right pyrite burg Is the actual town that pirate high it's pyrite'sburg.
It's deep underground in pyrite'sburg That's a little while away, right? Yeah, it's kind of in the middle of desert pyrite'sburg is known for being kind of like a Dennaby-batchery where gambling's a little more loose and there's a few towns on the outskirts where Escorts are legal and it's kind of the middle of desert, okay? Well, I don't think we're gonna find anything there other than potentially spaceship Well, yeah, I wonder if query had ever tracked the previous And count with the itinerant as their energy signature would be similar enough to be tracked yes No, it stands to reason if Obscurity's fingerprints are that similar to absolute op-use gates. Oh, maybe we should go check it out Do you want to go check it out?
Sure. I Can't believe this. I believe this is happening What is going wrong? What are you talking about?
It's just going wrong. You should go. We should go take a look and see what that is. It could possibly be them Sportsman, are you okay?
No, no, no, not Okay, at all Just think about baseball man. It's gonna be okay Sportsman reaches in his back pocket and pulls out a pda sportsman's the only person during sex things about baseball and it gets them off Fast hell yeah, baby. That's what I call shooting right down the middle Homer That's also a baseball joke for you sex fans. All right, so I'm gonna say sex friends and stand in game I was sex means hey anybody is sex me down there.
Hey, you know, sex means that they're really gonna appreciate this All right, so you pull out your sex being pda. Yes, I quickly get out of the photos app And what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna see if I can bring up a map of all those queries basis and tell you are Okay, so we hit these ones. These are all the ones that were discovered There are multiple that would not be discovered and we can go investigate them. Do you trust me?
Where the fuck did you get that from? My back pocket. I meant the map. I've had it.
I'm asking you to trust me. I understand it is a Leap, okay. I'll go with you, but this is weird. It is it's very weird and frankly You're basically like a Jackie or something.
I don't know what you're like a weird sports Entity or god or I don't know. I just like sports and it's all I do. It's only no. Yeah, but you're doing this shit now.
It's weirding me out Okay, just asking you to trust me. Okay, fine. So you head into the base. We are gonna go over back to obscurity obscurity Mm-hmm.
What are you doing? You made it you made all the treats. There are no more raw ingredients in the house Everything has been transformed whipped meringue baked cooked fried or otherwise prepared I'm gonna keep trying to like stick my fingers through things Doors the counter okay something anything like you're like rather than just walking the walls like I'm a baby step it right The floating heading floating head like what are you doing? I'm trying to figure out how to phase through walls Oh, so just you think I can do it So you don't know how yet you're petting a fat flat screen TV to yeah, okay?
I'll be start small like with my fingertips, you know My dad always said starting starting small is for people with small minds like it doesn't translate real well But it's basically like you got to take that big leap to make a big change, you know what I mean I've been finishing my forehead in Right well, I think what you have to do because like it's like, you know how birds push the babies out of the nest And like they either learn to fly or they die mm-hmm Like they got to do that you gotta you gotta make a situation where the only way that you're gonna live is if someone pushes Me into a wall no no the only thing you're gonna live is if you go through a wall And then like you know like like Goku like the only way he survives is by increasing his pop like you have to reach your limit And then the only way you necessary is to push past it right okay. Do you watch Dragon Ball? No, not at all nope. I've got something to show you okay Do you have crunchy roll?
Does anyone have a crunchy or we could log into mine? And she shows you a dragon ball Z Dragon orb D That's another name for drought long long orb D Long orb D It's a show about some fighting boys and She's trying to explain to you the concept and having to push through your limit or die She's bad at explaining um so that's that's what you're watching right? Oh, yeah long orb D long Why long long is like a Chinese dragon? Oh, okay?
You see better Drake and I already use that pun before and some of the enchats and basilisk crystal X Which honestly that's too good an anime name. I'm amazed that doesn't already exist. I'm upset. I didn't think of basketballist crystal eggs It's really good.
It's really good. I Think of the best list crystals. Okay, so we're gonna cut back to family. So it's really good I guess after that disappointing encounter I go back to the base and see if I can find any like trace of either inquisitional or obscure not obscure Waiting right when you yeah great when you walk into the house it seems the whole place smells very sweet and Secondly sweet pretty much everything in your house has been cooked into some sort of baked item There's no raw ingredient left to cheese.
There's no powdered sugar left off of a crumbum. There's no Sprinkle there's no sprinkle off of a poop pastry there. There's nothing left all lard has been baked All the large all large I keep it All right everything everything has been that's not cooking large. Yeah every sex plant every sex plant has been baked into something Your economy is ruined time to get horny Do you eat one piece of spanish of beta you will never have a child again?
Your dick just falls off Well, I'm gonna grab the first thing that looks delicious and right at least Eat while I'm walking you know how like some people say like like love is a secret ingredient. Yeah, this one seems to have been baked with panic and hate Everything just tastes okay. Okay. Okay.
Okay panic and fear. Yeah panic and hate is always Yeah, baby. He was always you're like did somebody the kid should hate something Do they hate themselves or me? I can't tell but this breadstick sure is soft There's always where your family is Only if your family hates you and they do most things yeah, all right, so yeah, you taste that and then you you catch You catch up security and the floating head watching a bassless crystal X Like you like this like they charge up forever.
I love charging up Okay, so yeah Watch start charging up like mimic my muscles are just like Like it's a good way to release and orphans you should try obscurity. I could taste the are you watching us? Are you watching Felix charge up? I'm rolling fizzy Six you can't help but see it This is taking a really weird turn.
Yeah, I guess I'm watching I'm like glancing back and forth from the TV back He's like that's pretty good charging up Charging is charging up pretty good nice Hey, you like that charge enough and spring charge up I'm gonna take a selfie charge up and send it to access. Okay Take a charge up so yeah Snip chat wait, no, I wouldn't be called that Clip what quick quick quick. Yeah, I'm picking it right She probably stopped before I even sent it from which you were always going. She's looking through your camera going.
Oh, baby Alright, so you guys are doing that security. Do you react anyway? You're just the watching the show are you still in this blue? Still in a bit of disbelief.
Um, I'm gonna ask you if somebody's willing to call and check in on Barbara Did they mention her when I was down there? They did not sorry. She did How are you gonna call and check I will all right. She's in critical condition Stable we don't know if she'll make a stable stable.
She's critical dish. We don't know if she'll make it guarded. Prognal Did you get the bullets out of her? What?
Yeah, we got some bullets out of her when they saw her Um, yeah, they were Yeah, all right. I'll hang up the phone Okay, good. All right, sports man away for you go to one of those hidden bases. What's in this base?
Uh, I don't know. I'm gonna take it down and see what's in I don't know what's in the base I'm trying to look for evidence and inquisitions right here. Okay. You don't see any evidence in this base that your position has been here Okay, how about a functional computer?
Yes, there's always a functional computer. Is this one on autopilot? Uh, yes, okay Um, I'm going to try to get into the password store work. Yes.
Okay, so sports ones can sit down with the computer then and see if inquisitions tracker is on No trackers off. Okay, where's query tracker? Uh, query checkers on I didn't know where it is. I do.
Okay, so, um, I'm gonna look into it and go. I don't know what to help to do Okay I don't know. We have to find them wherever they are. They were in prison.
They run out of prison. They don't have a different prison They got out of that prison. I do know all of that shit. What was there?
Okay, I mean your act so I guess I believe that it's- No, no, no, no. You don't understand. Um, wait there. I'm not sportsman.
I'm not I'm someone else. I I don't know I'm gonna loss. What are you saying? He pulls out a hockey stick from his back and throws it through the computer monitor Okay, you break the computer Jesus fucking Christ fucking amateur Coward all right.
Let's keep going on the basis. Okay, okay, so what base you gonna go to now I'll go to the one in like the the heart of the city or whatever. Okay, like the sewer base Go how about this one closest to the cops? Okay, you go to the cops who are based Okay, I'll go to the cops who are based what do I see in the caps are based the same stuff that was there before and no evidence in position no in this base Where wouldn't where you go?
What does that mean? Think position is a different person. They were looking to challenge query But they not do something that would not be like worry inquisition is a pale imitator. They're only capable of stepping in some else's footsteps Don't do their own thing.
Okay I'm gonna drop the pretense wayfare My name is Jackson King, but not the one you know better not fucking be he's gonna take his face off Okay, and there is Jackson King underneath it. What the fuck bitch you were dead. I am dead. I'm not the real Jackson King either Obviously, I guess yeah, obviously way fair.
We don't need to get back on this already I haven't seen you in a long time. What the fuck are you saying? I'm query except queries dead because query needs to be done So I can do my work. I thought you were dead.
I was Technically speaking my identity has been gone forever. Why did you leave us? I had to let me ask you a question Who pulled the trigger on Jackson King? I'm scaredy.
We both know that who watched it We all did who made sure the footage got doctored so the audio wasn't there who released it to the public so that it couldn't be released by Someone else I don't know me we need to do I needed you and I couldn't be there for you and I knew that You know how much we floundered this year. We haven't I've been watching you all time. That's been terrible It's been good. You've been having a personal issue that I'm very concerned about you with you understand Look, I know I'm fucking up this year.
You're not fucking up. You need to understand something you were right. Okay, right or seven is coming But you won't be alone. I promise you that I told you I would be here That side of your ship in the desert is yours and there is plenty of information in there that I'm sure you could use to help us protect But it's not mine to touch you understand I need to Live and work as Jackson King to do the job that we need to do Where do you think the real sportsman is?
He's locking a dirty cage So we're gonna prison Doing jobs for me along with a bunch of their convicted murderers who should never be seen in the light of day ever again You sound like her Wearing her shoes is taking the toll to be frank. I'm not cut for living in the suburbs Tell me this All the stuff that we are seeing in space right now then No, not all of it and we don't have a good way of knowing if it was But what we do know is which aliens uncouncil are loyal to humans We know which aliens in the council have important information and I meant to give that to you when I took my leave But this rank amateur has pushed my hand Forced my hand put me in a position where I can't believe it's all falling apart again. I had control list We fair Let's do this. Let's go say people And that is where we will end this episode of hammerville city heroes.
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Well, so she has one more to do. What are we doing lore shows? Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it.
Things are so disappointed. Just need hot content. The whole finkle and Ihorn thing, you remember that movie being funny, but it has not age well. I think it is relevant because he sportsman.
And when he was doing it, he was wearing the helmet. Right, no, no, no. I get where you're coming from, and I know that your heart's in a good place. But that movie did not age well.
No, not with the political climate. No, no, no. It's not, yeah. I should have crawled out of it right now, so it says.
Right, yeah, but like, yeah, just a sports guy being a different person. Yeah, I guess I see that. I guess. We do not condone the use of a trumpet.
No, no. No. So it's less problematic. What we will say is if you want to see some good tone look, link check.
Blank, I forgot about that movie. So let's let's reminisce about how good blank check is and not talk about how much check. That's blank. It's nice.
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