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Oct 2, 2015 1 hr 2 min

Amberville Heroes #9

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The crew hits the road to see what some other cities have to offer. Amberville Heroes is a real play super powered FATE podcast. super hero comics for your ears! This game's master is Alex (@happypuke), and Heroes are Obscurity (Shannon - @_puppyfish), Basalt (Kyle - @FateBasalt), Grav-Gal (James @darthmoblo), and Ream (D).

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Welcome back heroes to another episode of Amberville City Heroes or Amberville Heroes or whatever I decided to call it a long time ago but I keep forgetting I'm totally copy and based into the next doesn't matter I am Alex and I'm your game master and with me we have Shannon hi I suppose who I am no just Ken or say something I don't know Hey Kai Goofs Goofads I didn't know I was extended to say something quicky you're supposed to say something when I say your name I just said D not D I'm D you had your chance I'm D We have James and we have Kyle I really don't know how I'm gonna follow those in droves I know It's not followable and you are entertaining the badget dudes okay alright so we are a real play-face podcast based on the super-girdles right guys yeah I'm somewhere It's been a while since we've recorded because we recorded a bunch of batch and it's been a little while so I think someone needs to give a sort of matter of what happened last and I think the person that probably knows the most about what happened last would be James No she didn't tell us what happened last time last time we were at the corsanthemum festival which got interrupted by turntable and salamander and stone and salamander and what and what and there's one more what was his name I forget the whole thing the lyricist thank you okay the kind of preachy dude yeah yeah okay no I remember he was there I can think of his name apologies and yeah so they were wreaking havoc stealing monies from people we got into I got into a fight with the wrong people um yeah anyway we eventually took them out and then we I think we got them all they all went to jail I do believe I think turned him out way did he I thought oh okay was it still in that we went after three and yeah okay so yeah um demerter a bunch of artwork right the police are not happy about that it's funny we're not um I got pretty much nearly cayoed again you don't have a lot of that no I don't and I think kylin james fared fairly well awesome what is this what you did what awesome week folk I think I was supposed to get hit by different people but it's all right yeah I got my face burned by salamander she's burning other people's faces too anybody anything to add okay okay I had that the croissant who got ruined report to that yeah yeah all right so at the end what word did you guys leave off oh um um um the the planet group oh yeah admiral earth so we write the plan group what well a few more of them somebody else died right and a few more met up with us I can't remember who died though which one died there's a there's a there's like a there's a that was a petra petra palpitations and Bradley burns showed up and somebody else and one other person died and then something about um his admiral earth missing they don't know where he's at he hasn't been someone in a long time oh that's what it is okay but weren't they afraid that they were bringing a guy back yes that's what you were afraid of yeah yeah yeah I do believe that's where the ended ended okay so um in your base you have uh petra palpitations and brettie burns they're hanging out at your house and um you're there it's the next day after the fight at the club festival I'm taking an amp I'm putting like I'm like slapping on some aloe vera okay all over my face how many weeks away are we now from the scheduled museum robbery by the collector what's that how far away are we from the uh the museum heist but done by the collector how many days was that um you you guys made the exhibit leave you remember that yeah yeah yeah but like does he know you have not heard okay yeah that's the kind up in there I'm still waiting for the backlash of that to hit us okay so you are you're at home so she's taking an app are you guys gonna rest for a little while yeah probably still hurt still got my sore arms okay all right I've got to let you guys uncheck your stress boxes and move yourself up one so sore arms will go away and then uh gen second-degree burns will yield or broken dog will become what's a little less than a broken job I don't know it's just a really sore jaw man that's fine sore dog or it quick or it makes funny noises when you chew oh it's like creaky creaky jaw creaky job got the old creaky job all right um are you sure Pedro palpitations was there with you I didn't listen to you the one that's what it was doing Petra yeah that's how we ended it oh okay all right so yeah he's there um yeah all right so they're like so why did you guys want us to come here because we're just kind of hanging out in your house and I know that two of our friends are dead but like what do you want from us well we're afraid that someone's hunting you guys down and killing you off systematically to be able to collect the rings and some in Admiral Earth probably not for good causes if he's going around murdered folk all right so he wants to wait here you gotta wait here you can help us figure out what's going on but we just wanted we figured to be safer if you're to gather in with other supers so you're not just alone getting murdered in hell of yourself sure enough I guess oh I just feel like we have we have lives you know we have to do things now you're not gonna have life if you're dead true how long do you want us to wait here in your base well I mean the sooner we can figure out who's killing off the sooner we can stop it and you get back here every day you got me to you and uh figuring that out swear to god I just try to be nice and don't we think it's a guy trying to kill him possibly we don't really have any isn't it like guy trying to kill him or that's what we suspect this is who I don't know that's who's that we think it is it seems like we were given a story about it could be that but I don't think we've ever I don't think we have any concrete evidence as to who's being or why they're being Bradley Burn said that guy probably wants the rings back yeah but you can't leave the island maybe she hired a new group of planeteors new group or sorry what were they they're not planeteors they're uh like earth scouts or something I don't know we just have to earn the novengers planeteors there's an eight-month-old I forget what they are it doesn't matter anyway anyway if it's just people that's fine but if it is a god-like being she'll be here eventually true is there a way to check to see if Gaia is still on her island without going to the island I asked Bradley Burnes uh we used to have a way to communicate with her but that was on old ship and it's broken could it be fixed easily or like is it decommissioned I don't know how to fix it I think you'd have to take it back to the island oh boy not particularly you want to do it all right I would probably not not too happy are we missing one of these people well there was two or dead two or three words ago the other one is a hero and you haven't had any contact yes saw me he's a suspect too that's true that's all power is he in our city or usually in our city no no he's cross-notchor usually we don't have a corporate jet do we we just have motorcycles yes I forgot about the bikes I can fly oh we got to use them bikes road trip no like nobody has dream skills but what needs to happen is Alex needs to give us a jet but then we go on like a three-hour mission to like make us up when we shouldn't screw over the collectors you're gonna give me a zap on yeah um so what do you guys plan to action are you just gonna wait for now should I find this other do you do we have a new do we have our notebook somewhere so I feel like that would right you didn't pack the notebooks with you did I like here no there's somewhere is that done here's me that's the James this one's got nothing oh thank you all right let's see here Bradley Burnes water and wind water and wind how are the ones who've been killed when we have fire and what is pet petra petra yeah so the one who's out there is earth right yes but we decided that he has earth powers not plant powers and that's kind of why we dismissed him as the killer of that one of the wind lady yes the terra force there you go yeah the terra force that's it okay um i'm gonna finish that sword because i'm gonna use it okay if we're not if we're not switching it out i'm gonna use it does anyone else bring anything in the down time or you have to take action or something let's see that's the only open investigation we actually have right now right is well how how was i taking notes then um jennon should i remember this game was there something milk toast racist class this morning person okay sorry because you're not is racist and yeah yeah okay all right sorry i know i know we've been over this i just i like milk toast were we given the collector's phone number after he was like if you don't mess with us i'll help you no no no all right at one point there was like some increased gun violence going on and i think there was an issue involving the mayor was it the mayor i don't think i wrote that from that one there were weird calls coming over the wire yes okay i'm gonna look into that and see if that's still a thing um it's still happening but it's sporadic okay all right i'll check in gun violence is still going up um it seems as if there's a um group of criminals kind of making making headway in uh like organized crime our drug is still going up as well yeah okay good line you know that's your neighborhood yeah everyone's just kind of arrested i'm gonna go check out at the bar see if my new my new hire he is uh is making sure everything's up to stuff yeah he's making sure everything's up to stuff everything's going well yeah he's doing a pretty good job not too good all right uh no he's doing really good he's doing almost too good i got a like a lot of fire he's gonna do he can't be the new me that's right do i have enough in the wages to pay him a little more um not a whole lot more maybe just a little bit i'll give him like five cent raise okay he's like great and he gets an extra free beer per night oh he's like cool right he's working in a car he's got the most tragic accident it's gonna live like my curiosity through all the patrons full quig if everything's good there uh what does uh patreon or brad know about uh the well i guess firstly i'll ask the last guy's name what is the earth guy's name um the earth guy's name yeah go to somebody right now no i just have yeah i don't think we're ever giving it no because we have Lisa laying Bradley Burns patcher palpitations and then yeah i just have earth's location unknown uh his name is omele his last name is mason he's breaking the yeah our alliteration okay i'm going sorry he's still a thing it's same must be a jerk all right he must be a jerk doesn't make a lot of sense but okay do brad um what do brad or patra frequently talk to a meal like is it abat he's not responding or are they not even close no no since they once since they broke out there's been not a whole lot of conversation they didn't like they weren't best friends and they didn't say together oh they do like five eureanians and no not really let's summon admiral earth one last time for a joke no to that all right um i noticed comes over the computer um it's like a it's like a country wide super nervous um there was a breakout at the prison um nearby oh not nearby but there was a breakout at the superhuman uh facility do you remember the name of the prison yeah uh no but yeah there was a there was a super humanhole they facilitated um there was a breakout at just the other night doesn't say how many escaped uh yeah um like there's a there's a list of these cbs and all that list is there belt no we're gonna let's start all that crime's happening you call it beher? is that right girl like is it not gonna have the bad guy basically you know right right girl but not she wasn't okay there's also like a list of other people including um one of the burbs which is uh uh uh villain group that fights the homodias and just some random other guys okay is uh the scientist that was yeah the doctor did the press but he escaped or was he in a different place as well okay well at least or could we tell us this yeah they're coming to us it's right his name now shall we shall we uh i'm there like phone call the Drake Industries okay uh you're using like a private line you just call your outline i mean you have a number to get contacted somebody over there is that what you're doing or you just calling like their y-hundred uh no i'm calling our personal connection okay so my answer is they're like hello how can i help you uh yeah before looking for someone i was wondering if Drake Industries had resources that we could use to find a person or possibly subject um what are you looking for um the man's name is Emil Mason he has two i hesitate to say magical rings um that allow let me backtrack he has one magical ring that lets him control earth he may have others in his possession okay we're looking for this man or the location ring i'm looking through our uh database he does not work here so i think i misunderstood okay i need you i need you to put me in contact with the Drake Industries man who can help me find this man um you know you guys don't have like is he is he a hero of some sort yeah yeah he's one of the old pair of horses it may wouldn't it be better to maybe look through your own contacts of other heroes that maybe know him or work with him or something because we kind of we're kind of exhausted build resources already sir have you so at least talk hey i've talked to two folks that's enough i'm moving on um i'll do the research i can and i'll get back to you if i find it it's not fair yes thank you okay also i just i was gonna call you guys um we want you to come in um we're doing some like um like blood drive and we were wondering if you guys would come in and help with the blood drive and like show your faces be kind of PR people and maybe donate donate what exactly it's a blood drive so you want our blood blood we want a lot of people's blood work we're hoping we're running a blood drive to donate to people that are victims of tragedy are we all in on this call or just assault is it a conference call well i guess if all of a sudden this guy's asking questions i'm gonna take to the group i'll put it on speaker yeah it's okay it's a conference call then all right i'll volunteer myself i'd be happy to help i have concerns with cloning let's do i i'm not a geneticist but can like regular people use super blood also earthquake victims i let me apologize for the group that they're being so suspicious you guys are just trying to help people i mean you've heard of dark light yeah okay you're gonna get you're gonna get a fake point because you're playing that aspect pretty well okay oh i could plus one thing because you've got that because you have that aspect where you think the best of everybody oh yeah it's a good cause all right so yeah that's the thing we were trying to help earthquake because we're working with the blue cross so i don't know if you don't want to show up i mean i guess but we're hoping that like it would help it would be good publicity if you would want to come by and meet you guys and shake hands and then maybe we'll get more blood to donate to people that are suffering well i've got no problem coming i mean i'll go but you're not gonna donate yourself well i'm not saying i won't i'm saying i don't know i don't know the theories behind regular humans and you know super blood mixing like is that a good thing doesn't seem like a big thing um it depends on the origin of your power and it depends on a lot of stuff but i mean you donate we we put it through the test to see if there's any markers that would interfere with people and i mean normal people aren't the only people that that get hurt in earthquake sometimes somebody that can i don't know make peanut butter into jam gets hurt by a falling rock and normal blood doesn't help him and he needs some super blood i don't know where do you all right you've clearly thought about this more than i have i'll be there where does earthquake come from what there's earthquake it's an earthquake relief on right where's the earthquake originator i'm kind of looking for a guy who might cause an earthquake you know it's an edge of rain so just just asking some questions here the red cross there was an earthquake in indonesia some weeks ago and the red cross was also a bunch of their transfusion supplies helping people so we're trying to help them rebuild their stockpile yeah we'll be there thank you what is the blood drive? i guess i didn't give a time where it dates it's in a couple of days and how are we gonna get there? we're gonna drive our more so i'm gonna drive the truck but more i don't care just whatever you want to do where's the blood drive at?

it's just town top! are we already down town? she gives you the address of the drink building the country breeder cool down thank you man next time we talk i'm gonna let uh either janitor janet talk you i think you guys being good together thank you really knock some stuff out of part yeah i'm sure yeah goodbye okay all right so that happens i don't know why you guys let me talk to people never go as well you know i'm calm i know where's this prison at? it's kind of like in um like a tristate here it's like like the corner of three states um it's where like a bunch of major cities they're like super bill captures it's like a processing center or we want to look corners of this um you're not super close to the facility but like people you capture usually go through that the table center yes if we were to go there and check it out would we make it back in time for the blood drive?

yes oh not doing anything else today apparently craig's got the bar on lock now and so i'll go just remember the last time we checked out a crime scene and went well no one got mad at me at the crime scene we made a friend! you grabbed real joint! you were right! hello hell who didn't make a friend?

all right so is that where you guys are doing? yeah i'm taking the truck i'll take a bike i'll take a views it yet all right it's a couple hours drive it's it's a bit it's a bit away but you're gonna go all right so you guys go there yeah on the way there no oh sorry good i'm going going everyone's going all right on the way there what? on the way there just for fun like i want to drive my bike as people invisible okay all right go straight in okay people are freaked out okay cool or wait does your power accidentally chin i'll give you a big point if your power accidentally turned the bike invisible too and you cause a crash oh i cause a crash yeah like how bad um you like somebody uh like somebody is trying to drive through you and like you suddenly turn invisible and they see you and sort of off like hit another car in the first time but not like but basically two people die and you're gonna be a big point how about that nobody dies but you smash up two people's guys are their children involved yes oh do you not want a big point no no i don't want to do that you don't you don't you don't bubble fuck up okay i'll save that for later because i'm sure it's gonna happen okay so you guys get to the present the scene is kind of a wreck like explosions or um it looks like there's like a lot of debris and like half the prison just seems you lift to like shreds okay yeah there's like people build itself and there's like like temporary holding cells and like it seems like they're trying to keep some operational daily stuff going right um but yeah it's is that a warden there uh yeah okay we'll try to talk to warden yeah unless there's somebody better informed here but he's probably guy yeah um you find a warden she is like how can i help you uh heroes yeah where you guys from where you guys from oh we're from amberville amberville okay um most this stuff here is already kind of i mean all the excitement is already over so unless you want to like kind of all set around and help the construction crew but i don't see i mean probably everything's new right well we just weren't sure where to go to get trustworthy information so we came to you get it figured out figure out how these villains got out here like you want to know the story of what happened yeah please oh um well one evening zero tolerance attack the prison and at the same time there was a prison riot and um a bunch of uh villains escape are now is zero tolerance a major sort of threat uh yes you you have lower you have lower right um or some sort of knowledge you uh i have lots of lower right um i don't have lower uh you're all in on this conversation right yeah i believe so um but kyle real nice knowing what you get that's gonna be hard to walk out if you get better than zero you'll go uh true okay you know that zero tolerance is in a group of villains with uh dark bell they're like the a a swab of villains they're like the biggest baddest okay um so he's gonna accomplish others there's a here in the what is called the chaos committee and he was the only one who came from outside of the prison uh yes but he was all that was needed right right is very helpful okay he grew the size of 50 stories and kicked in the front door prison that does seem problematic yeah he can get really big really strong so he got really really big really strong and he kicked the prison of ours are there security videos that we can uh yeah there's some footage that we can look at yeah there's a little bit you okay do you want to see what you want to see of the security footage i guess the escape mostly okay but like from outside or inside inside okay um she shows you a couple videos one of which is of the cafeteria and there's like even before the zero tolerance arrives there's like a small riot started by a group of dudes um they attack a couple of other guys and then like the guards try to get involved and then they fight the guards and then um then the prison starts shaking and then like there's a bit more fighting and they leave um the guys that start the riot there's like kind of a big buff dude and there's like a dude that had like a towel wrap over his eye and um there's also what seems to be a really short guy with like a helmet on and a robot eight um they started they started the fighting with a bunch of other dudes and then those four with two other guys left the lunch area after the um after the prison started shaking is there were there any villains that escaped who are like overtly dangerous like we should go hunt them down as soon as possible to get them back here yes a splinter and blister um the two people that those those guys started to fight with um they escaped after the after the cast started happening um and they are incredibly dangerous um also darkbell and yeah if you find darkbell that would be sweet but yes blinner and blister and uh one of the people that escaped was named robo novo um and it's been reported that he has some experimental technology in him that might be dangerous if in the wrong i mean no disrespect to your establishment here but if we go back and get darkbell what what's gonna be able to change so that zero tolerance doesn't come back keep the door down and take it back again um we probably sent her to a facility more equipped to handle them tackling because there are some that that are there but we were we were the closest facility so we wanted to get some processing time here and we didn't know that he knew who she was here you just weren't prepared okay do you have any idea where any of these people would be heading to give us a call or how we could get information on where they might be going she shows you the outside footage and it just looks like darkbell and the six people that helped her escape got into a van and drove off she's like no i've even got no idea where they went we tried to we're trying to fight off uh zero tolerance which took all our manpower and they they just kind of any chance the security can't pick up the license plate on the van um it was unmarked and there was no license plate all right so we must have had an off during this area but not later or something okay any questions do you have water um i don't think so i think we should just go look for probably splinter and blister before darkbell i mean probably darkbell before splinter and blister but we really don't we don't need to walk into zero tolerance six other villains and darkbell at the same time right darkbell pretty much was all right we're kicking our ass before so she's showing friends okay um so what are you guys gonna go i'm gonna go do that what are their powers yeah i think we're probably gonna go back to base and use our resources to find what their powers are where they usually hung out before they were caught that sort of thing okay all right so all right so you're gonna go back to base yep yep all right all right all right finally how far away is it like is it worthwhile to call Janet have her look and then call back before we leave here oh yeah it's probably ready okay stay tight i'll just zoom per though no at least we're powers well yeah they are not powers are but last location and stuff i don't think so yeah last the war and what their powers are and then whoever's got you know somebody will call jennep okay um the the warden explains that splinter has like a uh like a shell wood around him that grows quickly and so when he moves his limbs it splinters a break so he always has like shards of wood that he's throwing around and stabbing people with and he's also very hard to hurt because he has a big skin of wood um and blister uh he can shoot radiation blasts oh and uh they're really dangerous because they have absolutely no concern for human life and they're they're basically megal and i go insane okay um they usually they usually don't hide up for very long like they'll make themselves known eventually right we're sorry we're splinter and blister taken with dark bow or did they just get out no they got out in fact people that escaped with dark bells seem to have been fighting splinter blister okay that's what i thought you said but i wasn't sure in the end they all have together enough okay get your lead on your lead on is that yeah oh for the radiation oh yeah okay yeah they're uh they're they're real dangerous they're real dangerous dudes well i guess i'll take out the old cell phone and give janet a jingle all right then an answer is like hello hi janet can you uh check the resources for uh two clowns called splinter and blister and whether or not the actual clowns or are these no figure it's just because clowns figuratively okay all right i just want to make sure you need to run a birthday party i know a guy okay well i'll keep that in mind anyway so you need a search for splinter and blister what about them what are you trying to figure out last locations or you know that sort of thing where we might be able to find them all right i'll do the research and i'll have it for you in a little bit have it be known that they escaped on foot in this area so any closest area here is probably the best bet okay i'll look for them i'll find any information i can thank you yep that was that somebody guys going to do that saying i know you're here at the prison can help the construction curve well make things real live for it okay if they had most things kind of they have like a system here and things are getting on their way as far as being fixed up all this part town oh i guess we're all kind of here we probably just drive around see if there's any small crime that needs to be stopped until jennette can hopefully give us a leap okay or they bust out of the bank shooting radio elective lasers at people why the other so where you guys are headed back to town or you said sorry heading into town near like the town nearest here okay so you're heading into the nearest here who waffles waffles waffles house around you should i go get waffles it's a long drive i'm hungry oh gosh okay the city nearest here um is hold on maybe like some banana cinnamon pancakes stuffed french toast is there i have really the i they're open 24 7 i'm gonna go to mayor for zoning permits i'm gonna build an i-hop some bar die i'm up right now it depends on the part to be honest bring in a less reputable phone didn't they'll go to your bar it's a trap all right the city closest to you so you're looking for an i-hop yeah i have for sure um there are two towns um that are equal distance from you um but in kind of opposite directions there is oval falls at n-ball city oh let's go to the emeralds so have i hop i always wanted to go there you know i guess we're gonna visit the wizard and do it can't let we guys go in that's lovely you better be a colorful horse hopefully at least one cast over there okay so you're going towards emerald city um you head emerald city it's about 45 minutes away you're having emerald city and as you're getting closer let's get a bit overcast and it's raining a little bit you approach emerald city and as you approach emerald city you see that all of the like mostly every one of the buildings is green but it's like not a vibrant green it's kind of like a dull muted green that makes sense like the brightest green would be like what you'd see at like cool tiles of a public pool and like the darkest green would be like almost black green so like all the buildings are green but it's it's not brighter vibrant okay even the eye hop what's that even the eye hop um well i hop is pretty normal except like it like it has a green roof okay i also have a question is uh you know since everything's sort of off-brand in this world is it more like not an i happen it's not like the i jump or the i can't or something like that it's called the i the how the international house of waffles they have pancakes too just like i hop actually has waffles good going in go to the high wow okay so everybody go to the high wow all right so you're having some you're having some uh eye how what's wow what nothing right no what's the money didn't say i wow yeah i'm sorry i mean i hop either way you're having uh you're having some waffles and pancakes that i have you're sitting there you're putting food you're talking about anything you're looking up stuff but you're gonna come back from jennett or jennett whichever one i believe jennett's morning yeah okay yes i do have every now yeah she says uh um i got a little bit of information mostly their their powers and their their general whereabouts uh they like to hang out in port star city um and they were caught um they were caught in late as harder before being shipped to the facility where you uh or you were just and then they haven't seen the same they do have some known associates but um but some of them are imprisoned so it's a nursery all right you're gonna be able to associate around the sere here no uh which area i guess emerald city or near the prison um emerald city there are there are a couple that are known for being around emerald city yes um some of those are not so much but killer whale is often in emerald city as well as um as well as state right and stage left which are um they're they're a dual they're part of like a small group that sometimes works together which split and blister are part of okay they're part of any group so i mean they're they're not like a suit like they're not like a group group but they're like a low loose association of people like hanging out kind of like a small group of rogues that kind of help each other out what again okay but yeah stage left, stage right and um killer whale all all right so you're uh you're paying some waffles or tasty there's a lot of different serves good about jams not james james but right there's a couple of different jams the tasty jams we can ask james that's what i want to know waffle you get it so what are you doing at apple city now that you're eating waffles track when these guys don't probably try what does uh jennette know about where stage left and stage right now maybe like the other some um they do wear the theater masks like one is a front one is a happy one um um try to count your masks but no um they just appear sometimes do jobs um there's no like place where they be hanging out specifically oh we just cruise around town and see what happens i mean unless anyone's got more pressing matters i'm not sure what else to do not currently is it still is it storming yes okay to the storm torrential rain no it's just kind of like just kind of a drizzle okay all right so every once in a while like lighting strike off business oh okay that's fine four different storylines that you decide to choose two people that i'm a prisoner that aren't your problem i don't kind of wondering why we're focusing on them but well we're kind of waiting for other things to happen we're waiting for the blood drive yeah we're kind of waiting for the blood drive and i don't really know how to get any more information on a meal i would like to make sure that i have blood for the blood drive that's fair all right so you're going to um cruise around the city looking for trouble yeah if nothing happens by the time you know it starts to get dark out we'll head back so we're not late for the blood drive okay um you're heading you're like driving around and you notice um there are some police uh women through uh town jim jim jim jim jim their sirens blaring me i turned to fala okay does everybody else follow as well are you driving in this torrential rain in motorcycle he said it wasn't torrential oh yeah so i'm that's why that's yes i am on the bike there no okay um you follow the police and there seems to be a machine gun flight oh dear the middle street there's like a game fight there are a few sides of uh of the game fight they're firing tommy guns at each other they're um on one side is there's a bunch of dudes in um they have like white masks on and like they have like really nice suits on like uh like mopio so suits like you know long tie pin stripes when they have like white mask on the black eyes and the other people um they're dressed up kind of kind of like 19 20s ish um like they're all wearing like kind of more vibrant colors and they'll have tommy guns too and they're like just firing across the street the police are like firing at them it's like there's a big game fight in the middle of uh the street um other civilians around um a lot of the civilians are running yeah but um there's not a whole lot of civilians it's just like this big this game well there's bullets like flying into windows and stuff you know exactly what's in the building someone with like apartments right that's quite unsafe i'm gonna try to put up a paper wall in between them but you're sorry like trying to grab a paper and start putting up a wall yeah at least get them to stop shooting okay so roll craft i'm gonna roll it oh really four okay i guess your paper wall starts constructing what everybody else doing so we stopped seven what they're like taking up the street basically uh yeah well they're taking up like a couple of buildings and they're firing it looks like a game there okay so what's everybody else do everybody gets to turn and try to do something oh let's see i'll help any civilians still in area that i can see okay you see um there's like a mother with a child in her arms she's trying to get out of the area but like through the halo gun fire she's like scared to move all right let's score her to safety okay you begin to escort her to safety is everybody else doing how about how many of each side is there if you um it looks like there's uh like two dozen on each side about those left moves right yeah if the cops are just firing into these guys and they're just shooting at each other i guess i'm just gonna do what james did if there's anyone you know who needs saving i'll try okay um he's like an old dude and he like lost his walker and he's like laying on the street like oh no i'm going to uh earth dig to him and then i'm gonna kind of do what i did to doctor mitosis where i cover his both in rock i'll just lay there with him like how's it going okay i'm gonna be all right okay um okay okay jamb what do you do i'm going to go invisible and i mean are they super sporadic weather firing oh yeah like they're they're not yeah okay that's ratic gosh yeah i'm gonna go invisible i'm gonna go i'm gonna head towards where the police are and kind of hang at the back of them okay yeah because i'm not gonna jump into the break quite yet all right so you hang at the back of the police yes okay um d your paper wall just makes them kind of fire blindly the third through the paper wall um while the paper is having some of the bullets it like they're firing so many bullets against off the wall so there's all holes in my game shouldn't snap because it's kind of firing at each other um and um two vehicles pull out one on each side um one looks kind of like a crazy like wacky candy machine and the other looks like uh it's kind of like a black SUV um out of the black SUV comes like a few more of the dudes with the white masks on in the suits and there's a there's a girl with a skull on her face and like a dude with uh like a cloak like over set and they come out they both have guns they start firing they look they look like they're specialized they're weight like they're way stronger um and on the other side of the crazy candy machine comes three people um one has kind of like a burlap sack on his face and like a big goofy hat he's got a machine gun one dude um he's got these big metal shoulder butt pads that like shing over his arms so he's like covered in armor and the other dude looks like he's in kind of uh um kind of like a onesie pajama thing with a big frilly mane around his head and he's also got a machine gun and they all jump out they all should firing up but on the other guys are there any are there any like bolstered guns that aren't in use on the cops? yes there are holster guns are you gonna try to steal a gun from a cop?

yeah i want to like try to gadget here i want to try to gadget here like like turn a gun into like a net gun okay so you're trying to get like a net gun yeah you can just gadget that oh okay you don't have to steal a cop's gun okay yeah i don't know how far i can go with the gadget thing like if i have a basis or like if i can just like i'm gonna make this out of the air try to get away with something i think it's gonna be if it's gonna break something i'll tell you try something to modify it okay all right okay well that's that's what i'm gonna try to make a net gun like a yeah so you have a net gun all right so who like intern order who goes first i know i remember that i'm at the top i think i'm one off and i think i went before James so Shannon me the no James the yeah okay so security the assault ground now then um yeah um security goes first you have a net gun yes okay uh i'm going to my goal is to make a big net because i'm gonna fire it at one side and try to encompass the majority of them in the net okay um in fake big groups of people if they're like minions and shit they act as one entity so it's basically you're attacking one entity okay so like you're attacking you're attacking which group um i'll do whoever's on the right hand side first okay so those people address some colorful beer yes fire upon them okay which i don't have shoot so i just roll crack nothing well they rolled all negatives oh my zero beat out there yeah so you fire at them but since you got zero it wasn't great um you capture you capture like a handful of them like four of them get wrapped up in the net okay um but then it draws it draws their attention towards you guys um and you're over by the cops so they start also firing at the cops okay so cops get hit they're like ahh fuck they fall over because they just got shot the assault is your turn um all right i'm gonna try to use my um you know my rock armor fizzy ability thing and kind of like focus it on my back and then i'm gonna pick this man up and run back behind the police line all right so you're just gonna move this guy that's your return you're gonna move him out of yeah can i yell to the cops to like explain what's going on here or how i can help her i know i'm not a good shot at some yeah they know you know side around you shut up they get it right but i mean i guess i'm asking them for instructions on how to help them i like i'm just gonna shout like how can how can how can we help what do we need to do uh i got these games thanks yeah all right that makes me less helpful in pcs they're not they're totally aggressive all right so you're getting this dude out of out of danger okay that's your turn um grab gal we uh uh which side am i closest to um you're closer to the side with the white mask all right um who looks like a leader the girl in the skull or um the girl in the skull masking the guy in the cloak look like they're like co-leading they look like they're intended to say all right are they like threatened by me um they don't see you yet because they're too busy firing on the other gang and you haven't really done anything other than get a lady at the way okay i'm not just trying to walk up to them um okay just okay you're gonna have to walk through the gang of use of white masks no are they shooting at me they're all in um they're all in combat you're over kind of by the police uh there's like there's stuff going shooting toward the police okay um so you kind of have to walk into the crossfire to get over to them i'll just fly over everything all right you're gonna start flying yeah all right are you gonna do anything when you fly or just go slowly float over to them so you're not aggressive yeah okay all right some of the guys some of the people on both sides of gang see you start firing at you so i can make it over that yet but they do see you start firing okay okay now that's not okay um cream it's your turn okay the walls clearly not working as effectively as i needed it to be so are there they're firing at each other is there like a trench line like they're like right next to each other just kind of shooting over cars they're shooting over cars like um there's like there's like a main street and on one side there's like a line of cars and they're like shooting over them the other side there's line of cars and there's some people in windows and stuff so it's like like a lot more so yeah that a lot of them are shooting like they had to go over and they shoot through the window that kind of shit action movie shit all right so the one's closest on either side the one's closest to each other i'm going to take the paper from the wall and i'm going to try to jam their guns okay um i pick one side to attack because you have to attack one other so i'm excited you're gonna hit well do the people in the suits okay so roll craft oh my goodness you're trying to create the advantage of jam guns yeah what's jam of guns jam of guns jam of three we're gonna three okay um you're able to jam some of their guns not all of them but some of them enough that's turning the tide because uh they're not firing as many bullets as they can so the other side is starting to gain a little bit um okay now the the side of the the white mask side um they start taking some pretty heavy hits um the girl in this gold mask um she starts floating and uh like a little bit off the ground and she's like picking off dudes like one shot um the dude in the cloak he like um like missed starts pouring out of his cloak and he starts like zigzagging through the battlefield ass the other group um the coffee guys start shooting uh the guy in the lion outfit um jumps the boundary he's running at the the end of this book but the dude in the the metal he he runs around you can go fispey too and the guy in the burlap attack um he switches the thing on his gun starts shooting fire and he just starts blasting at dudes um and then out of the off the top of the building some boomerang style things can find out boom he had a bunch of dudes one of them knocks out the guy in the lion outfit one of them knocks out the girl in the skull mask and then a figure drops onto a cart on the carbon of shatter it's a dude big green cake he stands up he's like not my god damn city and that's where we're living that's where we're going to cliffhanger right now um yeah so that was another uh episode of pervil heroes uh i have been alex and i am at happy puke i'm shannon i'm at shanana pancake i play obscurity yep is anybody else want to see who they are uh i can't be found uh decandy found i can't be found cayel playing basalt uh i think it's at fate basalt yeah yeah at fate basalt not that anyone care about me you know post anything because nobody loves me i am james playing after an ad to darth wubu yeah yeah so that was an episode everybody until next time heroes

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