Amberville Heroes #94

Hello and welcome to another episode of the Amberville city heroes. I am your game master at pukin. Today we have a jug band full good old dudes we got the banjo James playing messes off late. Nope, he's playing phalanx.

Yeah, hi, hi, James. Yep, that's me. We got the good old jug blower Shannon playing obscurity. That's not the other side of the jug.

That's too wide of a mouth. We got that one string broom based geezel playing. Wayfare. I'm just like Eddie Lee.

Okay, yeah. And we got the washboard Jay playing Dr. do that. I'm so ready for this.

I spent the last month practicing my hootin and my hollering. Got them washboard abs. I'm here. Wow.

Wow. Wow. I'm hootin. Well, we've heard your hootin now.

Can we hear your hollering? Can we hear your nanny? Yeah, you're hootin hollering and your hootinanny. Why don't you kids going back to the ranch and hang out and pet them horses the way they like to be pet?

If those are the lyrics to our song, I think we've got a hit. I do it. But Nasax, we're coming for you. We are a real play.

Fake based podcast about superheroes with Conquil everything in this universe. Would somebody like to tell us what happened on the last their episode of this year show? Yes. All right, we'll do that.

All right, I'll read some notes here. We started the last episode as a continuation of the fight on the previous episode with cacophony. I wrote he's a tough boy. He can fly and he eats me into the ground.

But wait for saves me the factory that we're finding out was full of deep space tech. We try to figure out where he's going next, but we are unsuccessful. Do dad gets doctors? Sumion helping with some magic research stuff.

He's a monkey and a doctor strange. Oh, bit more secret. He's a he's just he's like a monkey monkey guy. All right.

There's some construction projects around town that are ramparts to protect against giant threats. You dad, it does not approve. All points bulletin comes over the channels, nuke exploded and giant man. Admiral pollution emerged.

You dad stays to help with medical care. We're fair goes on the offensive. The rest of us try finds the rings. People who have been watching the show know the rings are for sure.

The things were destroyed. Summoning and revolution. But you dad gets a hold of fault and he's going to get the other rings hopefully. We get to a magical fog, which is eerie.

Turns out to be the apocalyptic gods casting a gateway and they blow up. Admiral pollution opened the heavens and it's wrath pours forth. Yes. Those were less funny than usual.

They're not a lot of jokes about. I can't remember what I was thinking less. I apologize for black jokes. Oh, no, no, I'm just saying it's not joke.

Were they really extreme? Okay, then. Well, we're going to start off there. The heavens have split open and out of them a bunch of angles are pouring out into the area and people have started to engage the angles.

I spell it that way because I'm just like saying it that way. The angles very wrathful. Oh, yeah, they got swords and eyes on their wings and there's some that just have one wing and something like 12 wings and they look like mods. What?

You said they have eyes on their wings. Yeah, like people with human eyes instead of on their face, they have on their wings. Oh, so they're okay. There's like some with like just one set of eyes on their wings.

There's some of like thousands of eyes on their wings and then there's like one with one wing and then some with like a bunch of wings. There's a lot of the wings vary wildly. Chicken wings. Yeah, there's one with chicken wings.

There's one with buffalo wings. Archangel Buffalo's. I am the Archangel Buffalo's ruler of all sauce. Yes, so that is happening.

What do you do? Going intangible. Okay, you're intangible. Angels fly through you as they try to attack you.

They can see me still. Yes. Even though I'm invisible and intangible. Oh, because you didn't say you were invisible.

I was invisible in the last episode. Oh, okay. Yes, they can. I do believe they can still see.

Okay. Goody. They got holy sight with their holy eyes. Families.

What are you doing? What are the apocalyptic gods doing? They seem to be flying up towards the breach. Okay.

Okay. They're just angels attacking everywhere now. Oh, yeah, they're everywhere. We're an up hovercraft.

I think so. I guess I'll start bending off whoever's attacking. Okay. Roll a defensive guess and angle.

Angle got a four on you. Yeah. Or as well. All right.

You clash with an angle. Yep. It sort of clashes against your shield with a mighty force and it's flaming blade gets in your face and it's all epic and cool. It would be a splash bait.

I think. Nice. Yeah. It'd be pretty cool.

Doctor do that is what are you doing? I'm gonna say I'm in the middle of stitching someone up and I look up into the sky and I'm like, I used to think this is the cool part of the Bible gods and what the fuck? Oh, gods and like, I need to do something and then he goes with fly swords. Oh, so I'm alone here then.

There's a few other people. There's a guy named Amo who's helping a lot. Can I try two different things? Sure.

First thing I want to do is I want to see if I can make a resources role to activate flight and combat mode on the hover graph. Okay. And like, see if that's something that will allow them to sort of fly around instead of just climbing on the ground. Sure.

Yeah. Roll it. That is a four. Yeah.

You got a you got a combat mode. I can turn it to what is the weird jet the fantastic four use? Pinch it. Is it a twin jet?

Because it's a big bathtub thing and the bathtub thing kicks ass. Yeah, I was talking about the bathtub thing where they're all sitting exposed to the elements. I think it's just formerly the bathtub thing is what I'm gonna say. Yeah.

I don't know what it's called. But the fantastic. It turns into the fantastic four bathtub. So I'm gonna send a quick communicator came message say I'm gonna do my best to make sure things are good here.

God Sam just ran off. Hopefully this thing will help you in a fight now. It's in combat mode. Good luck.

Y'all. All right. Wayfare. What are you doing?

Oh shit. Fuck. Oh. Okay.

I am trying to like to see what everyone else around me is doing. See if maybe we can group up. Yeah. There's a bunch of heroes willing to group up.

You should grab some near you. There's like a guy with firearms and there's a dude shoot lasers. Sure. Whatever the fuck.

Let's do the back to back circle. Okay. They do an action. Yeah.

You do the back to back circle thing. You're all shooting in different directions. It's pretty cool. Roll me an attack for that.

Yeah. It's not gonna cut the mustard. I'm going to spend a fake point. Okay.

That's a four. Okay. You you blast an angel as it's fine at you and it goes like tumbling to the ground. But it seems to be getting back up.

Everybody as you're doing this and fighting angles and whatnot. This fight goes on for a little while. You notice that the apocalypse gobs fly. Gobs.

The apocalypse gobs go flying into the heavens into the crack and then iron justice shouts out to everybody. Everyone stay here. Union follow me and everyone that's a member of the Union of Heroes goes chasing after the crevice of security. Back up to you.

What do you do? How does my group look? Your group looks okay. You're still in the hovercraft.

Yeah. You're in the hovercraft. There seems to be an angel clashing with phalanx. Epicly.

I'm gonna make my hands tangible again and pull on some wings. Yank on wing. Roll me an attack. That would be a two.

All right. They got a three. You start trying to yank on wings but they break from your linkage. Phalanx.

What are you doing? Fighting this angel. Roll me a fight. Hit me up.

Only. All right. They got a three. So you blast an angel that goes tumbling down to the ground.

This seems to be due back up. Doo-dad. What are you doing now? First thing I'm gonna do is look around at this sort of medical scene.

How's it looking? How are the survivors doing? You're able to stabilize a lot of people. You and me but are doing a pretty good job of that.

Okay. Can I do a quick search for like a D or C list speedster? Online and see if I can come up with a name that wouldn't be associated with the union. Sure.

Like a D level speedster. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. There's a dude named Fleetfoot. Okay.

I'm gonna try to get a hold of Fleetfoot. Okay. He doesn't answer his cell phone right away. Okay.

I'm gonna say how are you trying to get a hold of him? I mean, I guess cell phone. Like what can I find just from looking online? I guess.

Roll me a context to see if you can get his like his communicator number. Five. Yeah. You totally get this communicator number.

You can patch right into his communicator. Okay. I'll patch into his communicator and say, hey Fleetfoot, this is Dr. Doo-dads kind of an emergency.

Do you have a second? Yeah, man. What's up? Where are you at?

I was running towards the big hubbub but I'm not there yet. I'm not that fast. Okay. We had God send who was leading all the healing and the survivor management stuff.

He just took off and I'm thinking we need a speedster to help us evacuate. We've stabilized everybody but we need to get someone who can get these folks in and out safe. Give me. I'm about like 10 minutes away.

Thanks, man. I'll hold down the four. All right. I'm fast but you know, hey, everything you can.

I'll pick it up double speed. What you can? It's all right. I trust you.

Okay. So Fleetfoot is on his way. Uh, Wayfair, you're doing this cool combo attack with this firearms guy and this dude june lasers out of his face. What do you do next?

I'm going to assume they're still just like coming in droves. Oh, yeah. It's like a big epic battle thing. We don't need to do like beat by beat punches.

This is just like basically what's happening. Okay. Is there like a place that we could try to evacuate to just to get indoors and maybe slow some of them down? Most of this area has been kind of leveled by the explosion of the power plant.

That's a sass. Yeah. Okay. Uh, we're only in a notice way through since you're in the.

Uh, that's four. Uh, you do notice a lot of the angels like while they are attacking people. They're not like, it seems they're not super powerful but they aren't being like completely KO'd as well as a lot of them are like just flying by people and out of the area and like spreading out. So they're like flying away from where everybody else is towards like cities and such.

Cool. Bad. Yeah. Extra bad.

Okay. New plan. I think we need to try to get everybody together here. Um, I'm gonna get on my comments to where my friends are.

Okay. Talk to your friends. Okay. Where are you guys?

Cause those angels are leaving the area towards cities. Where are you by city? Right? There was a there was a city.

Yeah. Yeah. There's running some town where it's way from the downtown. Okay.

We're still on the hovercraft. Oh, car. Yeah. The closest city is layupas harbor.

Closest major city. Cool. I think we're all just getting our asses kicked here. Do we want to try to like get out of here?

Where do you think it's best that we had? I don't know. We could try to move to the other city and send takes in people with us. Like I think what is happened here has already happened and everything is kind of hanging out and getting worse.

Okay. I think we need like a new plan of attack of what we're doing. I don't know. Right.

In the apocalyptic gobs. They're gone. Yeah. They flew into the heaven crease crevice crack and then the unit here was flew in afterwards.

Yeah. And as you check it, you see that it's closing. The crack into heaven closes. And that's where the union of heroes went?

Yes. Oh boy. Cool. They went into some sort of other dimension.

I keep saying heaven because angels came pouring out of it. Right. But the sky plays. The sky crack.

Yeah. The sky crack. And a lot of like really warm light was pouring out of it. And it's like, yeah.

Okay. It's what you would imagine if heaven crack open. So it's starting to close? Yeah, it's closing.

Does it seem to be having effect on the angels? Yeah. They're weaker. They're not like hitting as hard and they're like, they're able to be knocked down, but they're still not like being knocked out.

Does that make sense? They just keep getting up. They get knocked down, but they get up against it. And they're not gonna keep them down.

Like catch it tomorrow. Yeah. They're tubs pumping all over the place. The Archangel Chumbus won this.

Yeah. Chumbus. Are we regrouping somewhere? That's planned.

Yeah. Well, I guess let's get over to where our wayfarers. All right. So is everyone headed to where wherefarers?

Yeah. Where? Yeah. Where where we're always.

Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Okay.

Everyone, please. Everyone heads over to where we'll feel is except for a dude, Adam, let's do that is do it. I wanted to check and see if I could get ahold of anyone from the union on their communicator line. I'd have it because I'm their doctor.

Right. You try to get ahold of them, but you get nothing but like really weird feedback. Okay. Can I record that?

Yeah. Sure. Okay. I'm gonna record the feedback.

And you say I noticed the crevice was closing? Yeah. It's just about closed. I don't have an easy way to fly.

Okay. I guess I'm gonna try to make my way over to wait here in that case. If if a me best says that he can handle the evacuation. Yeah, he's been out of breath.

But you interpret as the Agatha. Okay. Thanks buddy. He's been there for me.

And Fleetwood arrives. He's like, where do we have to go ahead and vacuum it to? Some sort of rural city, real town, maybe maybe try 25, 30 miles out the angel spread out to the bigger city. So we need to keep these people sheltered somewhere.

All right. I can do that. And he starts running them out fast, but not too fast. Just the right amount of speed.

Yeah. He's like 120 miles an hour fast, but I mean, he's probably beat him in a nice car. What? You're good.

You got a car that goes like 150 something like that. You can probably beat him in a race or a chariot or a chariot. Yeah. The chariot didn't go faster.

That's good. So I mean, if you had your chair, that'd be faster, but he is on flight and he has more. He's more than him. I'm not going to find this guy anymore.

He's running. He's running those people out. Dude, you make your way. Everyone convenes at where a wayfare is.

Other heroes are around still fighting angles. The angles are still spreading out. Anyone know how to kill angles? Do we have to kill them?

Noting the union knows something that we don't like doubt. They're going to be treating sinners. Right. This doesn't look just to me.

I say we fly into that crack. I say we see what's up there. The crack's closed, isn't it? Yes, it closes.

Seals up. This guy is not just this guy. Well, shit. What do we know?

We didn't have to deal with an angle before. You think he did? Yeah. What did we learn from that angle?

Oh, tell me. What happened to it? I don't remember what happened to it. You gave them to the collective.

Yeah. That's what I was like. Oh, boy. I want more angles.

That's a question. These angles look very different than the other angles. Oh, in what way? The other angles look like dudes with wings and these look like they have humanoid bodies.

Oh, they're like monsters. They're not so much monsters as they are. They just seem different. Right.

Like the others seem like dude, do some wings. These seem like they're monsters. Sure. If you want to call them monsters.

Yeah. Like there's like some that just have like no face with eyes on their wings and like. Yeah, it's scary. Yeah, it's horrifying.

Yeah. Big monster. Okay. I mean, hey, male from Big Angel.

Yeah, I don't want to piss off the CEO of Big Angel. She called monsters. I did the views expressed at this podcast. Yeah.

So yeah, so you're all gathered together. What's the plan? I didn't have one. I just noticed I was getting my ass kicked.

I'm just trying to then hold the tide. There's so many people hurt. How many angels are left? Oh, this area.

There's a lot. You'd say like a couple dozen, but the rest are kind of spreading out. They're flying in every direction. So out of the like to like guess around 200 that flew out.

Like there's a couple dozen still around, but the rest are kind of flying off in directions. Could I try to calculate where they might be heading based on the flight path? Sure. Give me some sort of role.

Okay. Like something that would be mad. Notice maybe. Okay.

That's a two. Yeah. It looks like they're kind of headed in the direction of major cities, most likely large population bases. Which ones are nearby?

Lake of the one that closes by. I'm going to say I have some real strong personal feelings about Lake of the harbor, but I need to make sure everyone's evacuated here. You all can go and do what you want. I'm not going to be able to fight any angel.

Just let me know where I might be useful if you need any help. Okay. Are we going to go to the harbor? Yeah.

I mean, they should call Marcus. Calling up Marcus. Hey, babe. Ah, babe.

What's up, babe? Stop that. Are you aware of what's going on? Watching the news.

Yeah. Okay. Yeah, we're here down and kind of the thick of it. Although I guess it's like spread it out and leaving us.

I think we're headed to Lake this harbor. I think that's the plan. Okay. So what is that?

Where they're headed? Is that what's happening? They spread out. They're headed to multiple places.

Okay. Are any headed here? Is that yes? Did any look like they were headed back home?

I didn't hear anything. I didn't determine anything other than Lake this. It's kind of hard to tell them from just the flight back along. Okay.

I don't know for sure. We just were relatively sure on Lake this. But they are heading towards major cities. That's for sure.

Okay. Well, it seems like that would be headed here. Does Lake this have their own heroes that could be protecting Lake this or just maybe I'll figure something out. I think I have the salt name is number maybe.

They're not our traveling heroes right now. They might be nearby. I guess I'll give them a call. I'll let us have their own heroes.

Um, roll the lure. Great. Yeah. You know, Lapis famously is the home of Frosty cop.

Frosty cop wasn't here. Frosty cop is there. With us? Yeah.

Well, he's not like right next to you, but you see him. He's frosting. He's sliding around an ice bridge, blast an ice at things. All right.

Freeze an angel wings and stuff. Let's go check in with Frosty cop and see. Yeah. I'll check back in with the Marcus.

Leibis does have someone, but he's here with us also. Okay. I will prepare the defense at the best I can. Okay.

They're not complete. I'll do the best again. All right. All right.

Love you. Love you too. Bye. Bye.

It's like, so what do y'all do? Getting the Frosty's. Getting the Frosty's. So I would like a vanilla one, please.

Oh, ice cream joke. She's broken. McDonald's joke. So Felix is headed towards Frosty cop.

What's everybody else doing? If nobody's moving immediately, I'm just going back to the scene of the folks who were injured and making sure the evacuation was well. Okay. Keep an eye on them leaving if they're leaving.

I'll catch up with them before they do. Obscurity. Wayfare. Oh, I was still on the hoverboard.

I know. Right. So you're automatically going to the family? I guess so.

Wayfare. I think I might want to go back to Amberville too. So I will go check in with Doudad and make sure that she's really good by herself before I take off. So you go with Doudad first because you guys were closer together.

So let's play that out. I think I might go back with the other two. Well, you'd be good here by yourself. I mean, there's plenty of people around that can look after me.

I just, if this is going to keep spreading, we're going to need someone to coordinate across multiple cities. And I don't know who's better suited to do that than me. Sure. Okay.

But here's the thing. I'm not turning my back on y'all. If you need me, you let me know what I will do my best to be there as soon as possible. Okay.

It's just look at all this. Look at all these people. Yeah, it's a lot for sure. I trust you.

You've got this. Really, you do. Thank you. You are so much more powerful than you even understand.

It's weird to hear that. Honestly. Why? Big things happen.

Sometimes it makes you feel very small. I don't think saving people's lives are small. No, but I guarantee you, they don't. I don't know.

I still kind of feel like very small compared to what we just saw today. Much larger than what you just saw today. You're going to do this probably a million times. It's just what it's like to put on a spandex outfit.

Sometimes having cracks open and you just deal with it. But that doesn't mean it's easy. And you're, you're, look, you can do anything you want to do here. You can help whoever the hell you want to help.

I trust your judgment. Okay. And I've done plenty of big things before, but you never come away feeling good about it. Well, then start today.

All these people you're looking at in front of you are people that probably would have otherwise died or had their genome rotted out by radiation. But because we were here, we had a chance to give them their life back. That's true. That's why you do it, right?

That's why you do it. Yeah. Look, go get them. If this was a problem, I could punch I'd be right there punching with you.

I guess I've got some angels to wrestle. Oh, yeah. Okay. See you round them up.

All right. So, wait for where you headed? I will angel punch my way back to the hovercraft. Okay.

All right. The hovercraft in the meantime during that conversation has reached frosty cop. Frosty cop says, what up? Hey, fight angels.

Yeah, there's angels going to the major cities. Right. That's not good. Yeah.

Do you need assistance in yours or? Oh, I should probably get back there, huh? Yeah. We're thinking.

I don't know how many are going there. Are you saying because you want to protect your city? Right. I mean, I can't make that call for you.

Your own city. I completely understand getting back there as fast as you can. I'm going to head back to mine. Thanks for the heads up.

But in other words, doing that, yes, I'll go back and I will protect my own city. All right. Choice is yours. I mean, it's just you.

There's a few other, I mean, there's ladybug and flying swirl. Oh, okay. But they're not here because they're not as powerful as I am. Right.

Yeah. We'll do what we can to protect our city. Okay. We'll go back to our own.

We'll check in with you. Okay. Okay. Peace.

Yeah. Chill out. It starts ice skates away as ice bridge is shooting with his gun after Simeon still trapping our overcraft. Yeah.

Okay. Wayfarer, you get to get to the hovercraft as frosty cop skates away. All right. You guys are G split.

Yeah. Dr. Simeon, do you have anywhere you have to go? Well, I don't believe that they will be going to the Congo anytime soon.

Probably not. I don't see them making that trek. What if they do? We have a nice football coach, I can protect things there.

Okay. Do you want to help frosty cop? You know what? This is probably a good place to depart.

I can help frosty cop while you go back to your own place. Okay. Divide and conquer. Yes.

Thank you very much for your assistance. Thank you. And I would magic away. All right.

In magic's away. Cool. His driving. Yeah.

Yeah. We're moving. We're flying. Yeah.

Who's going to make a driving roll to drive the combat ready back on? Uh, failings. Why are the only person with drive? I think so.

All right. Roll me. You are one. You do drive it effectively.

Yay. Yeah. You're effectively driving just not any sweet combat members. You're headed back to Emeril.

Yes. Are you picking up dude on the way or you leave it here? She won't have to stay. Yeah.

Good. She'll stay. Okay. So you all are headed back to Emeril.

I will shoot Marcus a message. Okay. He received your message. It says red.

Okay. Uh, that's you and read. He left you and read this time. Damn.

He's got, he's busy. Okay. So do dad, what are you doing while they're taking off because they're taking some time to drive? While I'm surveilling the people being evacuated in the scene, is it emptying out as time passes or is it just kind of just an endless fight?

It seems like the half, like the couple of dozen that are here. It seems like it's on the spine. Like once they get knocked down, like they get, they get up again. You drive them to keep them down.

Yeah, it's difficult to keep them down. Almost like you're never gonna. Yeah, like you're never gonna. Shumbos.

Yep. Shumbos while this. And then like, it does seem to be thinning out a little bit as the angels get past the, like the groups of heroes that are tiring and towards major city skate areas. Okay.

I am going to get on my line, like my phone, and call around all the cities where I have clinics in and buildings and factories and stuff. And have them send out the crisis response unit for, you know, like when there's a potential super villain emergency in the city. Okay. I'm gonna do my best to coordinate that with all the heroes around me and, you know, get all the heroes in those towns at the same time.

So this is probably gonna be like a shitload of time just on the phone. Okay. But while I'm doing that, I'm gonna nervously take out the amulet that I've been wearing and just kind of like thumb over it with my thumb and my fingers just kind of nervously back and forth while I'm calling. Well, you know, you call those places and you get that you said the emergency response you're getting set up.

Yeah, basically, I'm gonna make sure that there's a triage unit in every city where these angels may potentially be going to so that there's already like, you know, like a medical area and dedicated medical professionals there who can treat people. Okay, okay, you are doing that. And then the, that takes a while because you're calling a lot of places and setting up a lot of shiv. The crew in the hovercraft, you're flying around the hovercraft, you pass a small town and you see an angel being like, fighting like five or six, look like super power people.

You haven't seen them before, you're not familiar with that, but they seem to be pinning the angel down. You fly past that. Okay, they look like they're doing okay. Yeah, old neural.