Amberville Heroes #95

Hello and welcome to another episode of Amberville City Heroes. I am your game, Mustard, happy puke. And I am here today with four ways to fix an error. We have the white out James playing Baylanks.

Don't eat me. We have the rubber eraser Shannon playing obscurity. Can I be like in a cute shape like a cupcake? Sure.

Why not? Or a rainbow or a rainbow cloud. I don't work for shit, but I'm cute. That's the definition of it.

Um, we have the delete key J playing Dr. Duddadis, alt F4, everybody. And we have the paper shredder, G-Sul playing wayfarer. I'll put your hands in me.

That's probably a good place. Or your tongue. That's probably good advice too. No, that's good.

Um, would somebody like to tell us what happened on the last episode of Amberville City Heroes? Your reaction was like, you thought you might get out of it tonight. I was like, ah, it might be the time. It might be the day.

Nope. All right. Um, angels everywhere attacking everyone. They don't say down apocalypse gods go up into the heavens.

The union of heroes follow in quotations is off to and well. He's selling a B poet. Duddad gets a speedster and fleet foot, right? To help with evacuation.

The cracker periods of clothes union heroes are still in there. Angels spread everywhere to major cities. Duddad and wait for a heavy touching moment. We go back to the city.

Duddad sets up an emergency response team. Uh, tractor and cornhusker dot dot dot. We get home. There's a first angel attacking turntable on a rooftop.

We try and run it over with a hovercraft and fail. Second angel is attacking stone and salamander in the street. Third going after dark blades. Uh, wayfare and I'm scared to get their angel in a dumpster.

Uh, we force the dark blades angel into a body drawer. Lona tells me to save dark blades by getting an approach from the collector. I take him and leave. Last angel is in a bank vault and then I have Marcus wants to go to space.

Is that right? Yeah. Okay. That's all I got.

All right. Uh, we're gonna open with. Fainlings, you have dark blades over your shoulder like a sack of potatoes. Yeah.

Where are you going to the collector? Okay. You're going to the collector in that way. You know, the wig dog.

All right. So you're, you're head to the collector. Anything special you do in your way there? Uh, I'm just going to observe Malomi.

You see some other ankle fights. Yeah, mostly seem to be like the attacking villains seems to be. Yeah. Okay.

I started something. Yeah, so you are a bunch of angels in boxes. All right, so yeah, you are head to the collector. Nobody was going with you, right?

I think it was just me. Okay. We're going to go back to do that. You're doing some sort of science, right?

Yeah. I'm going to try to see if I can find a compound that will easily encase the angels and some sort of cement, like, right, that will make it hard for them to move. You're coming up with a quick, dry compound of some sort. Dark water is absolutely no help.

She just keeps splashing around in a pool she's made. That's fine. She seems easy to ignore. Yeah.

Except some of your equipment is getting a bit wet, but other than that. Okay. It's the end of the world, fuck it. Okay.

She keeps talking about, like, finding other ones and, like, we should really get our friends together and I'm going to ask her why she's waiting for me then. Because you're on the team. Yeah, I'm not doing that right now. Pretty clear, right?

Pretty clear I'm doing other things. I'm just told that pretty clear I'm stopping the angels. You're boring. That's fine.

I'm not here to be interesting for you. You should. I'm really cool. I'm sure you are in other circumstances, but this shit sucks and I want it to stop.

They're not even attacking you. I'm good. You ignore them. You go find your other teammates.

You don't tell me where you're meeting up or something. No, you don't. You want to do other things? You won't show up.

I have to watch you. Maybe see you. Yeah, that's probably two, actually. I'll blow you off in a second.

Yeah. So I'm going to follow you and, you know, annoy you or whatever you do. You realize that I can be incredibly boring as a form of being being bestly aggressive, right? Yeah.

I mean, I don't know how many could be more boring than you've already been, but sure. I'm going to start taking handwritten notes. All right. You are doing that.

Probably to be probably best to be careful with this compound. We wouldn't want to have edge cases complicate the issue. All right. You are doing that.

They can handwritten notes coming up with a compound. You're able to come up with something that's relatively effective. Can I make like a super sucker style dispenser for it? Sure.

Hell yeah. I'm going to get that as some sort of like part of my suit. And then when I'm ready with that, I'm going to load up and head up. Okay.

We're going to cut back over to obscurity and wayfarer. But we just need you help to get to space. We have some people to pick up. As long as I don't have to go.

You might need to go. Okay. Oh, forget this out. Okay.

You need to get to space. I don't have a spacecraft and it's not like I could carry you guys out there. What were you thinking? The girl in the robot suit says I could build one.

I just don't know. I just don't have a sufficient energy source. And it seems like the best energy source that I can think of is weird energy. Wow.

That is really convenient. I don't know if it's convenient so much as inconvenient because we have to have you and you seem to be reluctant to help. Also, I just met you. How do you know what kind of energy I put off?

That's weird. Well, because my dad knows a lot about a lot of stuff and you know. Who are you? My name is Gina Irons.

You're just a skid. Yeah. Okay. That at least makes sense now.

Yeah. So I can build something that goes to space but we need your alien expertise and your weird energy. If I can hate all of us. Okay.

I'm scared. Do you want to go to space? Sure. I've never.

Okay. Cool. I guess we're all going to space. Everything is great.

Great. Great. All right. You start building the spaceship and I guess we're going to space and I'm going to go stand over here now.

The girl addressing all red walks up to you. You get to go to space with us. That's kind of our thing. You're kind of part of something different.

What does that mean? You're part of a totally different team. I'm on Wayfarers team. Roll a will.

Can I fate point it? Yes, you can. Oh, that was worse. Oh boy.

Negative two. She makes a really good point. Does Marcus seem to agree with her? Marcus is not in this conversation.

He's in the room. He is in the room. So he is in this conversation. He's not currently paying attention to this conversation.

Oh, I'm going to look over at him. Okay. He seems to be with Gene Irons helping build a spaceship or come up with the plans for a spaceship. Marcus.

Yeah. You not want me in space. The girl looks over at Marcus and says, you're not part of this conversation. And Marcus is like, I'm not part of this conversation.

And he looks back down at the spaceship plans. Whoa, hold up. He's not part of this conversation. What is your deal?

What do you mean what is my deal? I'm going to go over to Marcus. All right. She's like, you don't need to go see him right now.

I'll roll a will. That would be a zero. You don't go see him. Okay.

I don't need to see space. Awesome. Yeah, you have other friends. Go find your other friends.

I'm sure that they need to go to space too. All right. Wayfare. I guess I don't really need to go to space.

Hey, what happened? I don't know. She had a good point. I'm not part of this.

I do do something. What's that? No. You hurt.

Did you put a whammy on her? What do you do? What's your deal? I don't do anything.

I just have conversations with people. I'm a very social person. Uh huh. I'm scaredy.

She's trying to trick you with her brain. Is she trying to trick me with her brain? You don't seem to think so. I don't know.

I mean, you know what? Fuck it. Space is dangerous and awful. If you want to stay here, please take care of yourself.

Okay. All right. So what do you do? I'm scaredy.

Uh, has everybody eaten? Yeah. No. Okay.

I will, um, I'll get like some sandwiches together. You're going to get some sandwiches? Yeah. Where are you going to get sandwiches from?

Uh, uh, starting to come a different word for like subway, but that kind of place. Like a party platter. Party platter. Yeah.

Like a variety of little subs. All right. You're going to go get your subs and a dude in a rocket suit approaches you. He's like, Hey, obscurity.

Yes. I've been going around to our teammates and I know that you're one of them and giving them upgrades. You want some upgrades? Such as?

You got robot legs, right? I do. I can give you better robot legs. Better than a rocket boot robot legs?

Yep. Like what? Anything you want. What you thinking?

I didn't have an idea. I didn't know I had to have one planned. You're going to give you upgrades. You ready?

Okay. I'm going to grab you by the scruff of the shirt and fly away with you. Oh God. Oh, now sandwiches.

You drop your, you drop your sandwich. You drop the party splatter. Oh, that is not the ground platter. All right.

You get flown away by this dude. Okay. Um, Felix, you are at the collector. Yeah.

Is he there? Uh, yeah, he's there. All right. It's like, what do you want this time?

Uh, I need some of Broja. We're my comrade here. I was already told that you're coming for these items and you won't need a Broja too. There's what?

What other items? I'm going to get this sword and the shield. I was told that you wanted these. Oh, no one's told me that yet.

Well, the sword told. Oh. That you were supposed to give them to somebody else. Oh, you're listening to it.

I don't tend to ignore the mystic items I have. That seems like a really bad idea. All right. Cause every time I do ignore them, something horrible happens.

Okay. So this sword and shield, you're supposed to hang on to, but now you ask for a broja as well. Well, but I'll tell me to come see you and get some of them. Oh, gosh.

This God shit is God to stop. Yeah. I'm so tired of it. What's he wearing right now?

He's wearing a, he's still a vacation. Okay. I'm going to be, I'm going to be like, you should probably suit up. There's angels everywhere attacking.

I'm going to space. I remember that spider thing I killed. Yeah. I took apart.

It's everything. I'm getting my thing together. I'm going to go explore space. All right.

So that. So I don't need to worry about angels. I'm leaving. Okay.

I understand. I just wish there was a way to get my castle into space. Maybe you'll find something in space. A lot of time.

Yeah. I'll come back from my castle. There you go. So you need.

So, okay. Okay. I'm going to go to space, and see what I'll do after that. Okay.

It's like, okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.

I'm going to do something else. This one. Okay. It's apparently somebody else's like ultimate desire and they have to have it, they're coming after it.

So this matter if you have it in I do. Okay. So not chairman by. All right.

I'll take them. Okay. And so what do you need to approach for exactly two revive? You know what?

Let's do it. I don't give a shit. You're. Okay.

I'm leaving this fucking city. All right. But obviously I'm an idiot. I haven't we are getting old.

Yeah, you'll shit. Yeah, you know All right, so he um he pecks up his stuff and he's like here's a sword. Here's the shield. Here's the approach out I'm fucking I'm leaving.

All right He's blue starts taking off. All right. I'll give him a salute and he's a illness. He's he's blue back and starts flying away What do you do now?

I will administer the embroider dark please wakes up Okay, what was happening? Where am I? What's happening? We're near Opal point.

Yeah, I think so. Uh, was it an opal boy? What why? Uh, I guess I'm a broger to revive you.

Unless I remember I was attacked by Taser, I know what that is. Um, you heard of taser. Uh, taser is has been in uh, levis harbor. Um, it's kind of like One of those heroes is kind of on the edge goes a little too far.

You know what I mean? He's a hero. Yeah Oh, he's a quote unquote hero. Uh, so just like our place.

Yeah, okay. Yeah. Yeah, all right Because taser has has a reputation of electrocuting people into a coma basically. Oh, okay It's the mo.

All right. Yeah, really well. We got bigger problems right now. Well, I need my revenge Uh, you know, we got time for that.

We got time for revenge. Uh, they might be dead already. We don't know There's there's angels everywhere angels. We'll try to kill you.

Oh, no, that's not good. No, it's not Not fun to vet at all me either Anyway, we should get out of here. Where are we going? I don't know.

I have the sword and shield. I have to deliver apparently I don't even know where it's going. Okay. You probably need some time to wake up.

I feel really good actually. Well, yeah, that's the Brojek. I feel like that was delicious. I feel great.

Yeah, finally live. I need my equipment. Where is it? I don't know.

I was wearing it when I got knocked out. Oh, I need it. Yeah, you work. I'm gonna zoom at the hospital But I have a secret basis everywhere.

Okay. They're one near Amberville. Yes. All right.

Let's go there. Yeah, let's go to my secret base. Okay. All right.

Take off Is this sword and shield talking to me? No, it is not okay. Um, all right, you're taking off We're gonna head over to dad. What are you up to?

I'm gonna mount one of those robot horses and ride into the city to try to meet up with my team Okay, who are you trying to meet up with? Um, I don't know where anyone is. So I'm gonna reach out on the communicator and sign finally back in town. Where's everybody at?

I'm heading back from a point. I'm flying away with a rocket man. Oh Wait for it. I'm with Marcus.

What are you doing there? He and these other two ladies want to go to space They're building a rocket ship and I'm just gonna hang it out Really the best thing to be doing when the world is ending is build a fucking rocket ship Fuck if I don't I don't know what they're building it for I'm creating the compound that will help them mobilize angels I think if there any out spread out through the anywhere near us I can we can go try to take them out Okay, we've got three angels trapped in various containers throughout the city Hey, can you let me know where and I'll try to spray them up? Sure. I'll give you the rundown.

Um, they're mostly welded into things. So be careful Uh, that's a sense. Yeah Very persistent. I'm gonna head out that way, but I will say wait for uh, you're not going to space are you?

Uh, I don't want to Who is holding a gun to your head? Uh, I don't know. Spartacus this world weird girl who can talk people doing stuff and then uh, I'm justice his daughter Is this like a room full of not great things? Yeah, I'm not thrilled Why don't you get the hell out of there?

I guess I could they keep saying that they want to use my energy to go to space. So I kind of want to keep an eye on them also Right. Okay. Well, I guess I'm gonna go angel hunting then Okay, uh, I think at least one still has a sword and is very steady.

Okay. Well, that's fine I'll I'll let you know how it goes and I'll go to the first one on the list Okay, all right. So you're you're going to find the angels that they were locked up and compounded into bricks Yep statues basically. Okay.

You go about doing that. That's gonna take some time Um, unlocking them and working around them trying to attack and then making them do statues If it works after the first time i'm gonna send the information on how to make the compound out to other people so that they can like on the angels They don't say oh, okay. All right. You are sending that information out who to do we're gonna go to way Whether you are you helping them design a build this spaceship in markets markets office No, i'm watching them.

All right. They're asking you for pointers because you know spaceships more than um, jina does Fine, but you guys even want to go to space for apparently there's people out there. We need to collect Like who? We weren't really told we were just told there are people there and that if we shoot off into space a certain angle we'll find them I hate the shit Okay, don't put that thing there otherwise that thing right there will overheat and we will all die.

Okay. Thank you for your help Yeah, appreciate. How many seats should we put in this because uh, are you coming with us? I don't fucking know We don't even know how many people you're gonna go pick up right um apparently too Cool Maybe put some extras in there just in case uh your weird guide contacts you again until so you do something else we know right well Uh, markets is like so it's either you can come to space and help us get the the folks that need to be in space Or you can gather up the rest of us that are on earth.

What would you rather do? What else is on earth? I'm not 100 sure but we could we could get pointed in the right direction if we asked Let me ask oleren. Okay I will get out my scribble tiles and uh ask who is on earth that we would have to collect you get some first names You get uh gavin steven kyle at sofia I know who the fuck any of these people are okay Fine.

I will go try to round up some of the earth people All around can you point me to the first person like name me a city? Okay, uh the the tiles point you in a direction Okay, I am going to go look for our teammates Also, don't put that line there because it will rest out quickly Okay, yeah, so they continue building the the the space of spacing of up ship What kind of what would you say? Um, are you taking off right now? Are you still helping as of the moment?

How many mistakes are they making on average? Um more than you're comfortable with Is that girl that was like doing weird suggestions doing anything? Should she go look for earth people? I guess she could do you want to send her to do that then?

Sure. Okay. She's like, oh, okay. I guess i'll go do that then cool.

Good. Yeah So she uh takes off to do that while you hang out with these Okay, we're going to cut to obscurity You're flown away by a rocket man into a tower. It's a tower. Yeah, it's like a like a really tall um skyscraper building.

Okay, this is spade on the side of it spade is occupied by other people Oh, yes, it's a thriving business tower. Okay. Have I heard of it before? Uh, yeah.

Yep. It's not in your city like you flew to a different city Okay, what do I know about spade? Uh, you know, uh, milo spade is Is a well-known wealthy industrialist real estate mogul. Mm-hmm kind of huge asshole, right?

Mr. Rocket guy. Mm-hmm. Well, first of all, what is your name?

I'm the u.s rocket. Oh, okay. Um, mr. U.s rocket I don't think um is milo cool that you're bringing me here You land in the top of the tower.

He pushes a button in his helmet kind of flies off Not flies off, but like, you know iron man's off or whatever and you can see that is milo spade Or is it is he's like why wouldn't I be my tower after all? I don't know what you plan on doing plan on giving you leg upgrades But why because you're on my team a sense. I mean forgive me, but since when um ever since you killed a dragon that became a god And I became a sherald that sense Wait, what how does that make you oh? Because we're on the team of the new gods.

You created a new god the new god joined the new gods team, right? And then I became a sherald so we're teammates. Mm-hmm you and me okay Well, boy. Well, what did you have in mind giving you some sweet upgrades giving you better rocket boots and some gadgets and shit All right.

Are you gonna hold this over my head later? Unknown We'll see how this whole thing goes Okay How long is this gonna take? I don't know how I mean probably be sitting around with uh Either like very base legs while we upgrade your legs a little while might take a second But okay, how long is a second like a week? Yeah, probably dare to Oh, I mean do I have to stay here the entire time?

I would prefer it Why so we can continue to fit them and make sure that they work and test them and make sure that you control it Can't you make mold of what I have now? No, because we're making brand new ones ground up floor up brand new ones We want to make sure they they work on you properly. Well, we have you know what if you don't want to hang out with me We have company company. Yeah, you have a couple other people from our team here right now I don't know how I feel about this.

Can I call Marcus? Sure. I'm gonna call Marcus. All right.

You call Marcus Uh Marcus. Yeah, I'm up in the spade tower with a low And he wants okay kind of a douche I I I very much realize this but he flew me off to his tower to give me new feet legs bracket boot robot gadgets, okay And he wants to keep me here, but I don't want to stay here Okay, you're an independent human you could do what you want Mr. Milo. Yeah, will you let me leave if I so choose?

I mean I can't stop you from leaving. We're on the same team. I'm not gonna hit you. I've heard you but Because like I have someone on my other team team who?

A friend who helped make these ones and can probably help me upgrade them Other team team. What do you mean on my amberville team? Okay, those lines I don't know if you notice but it's the fucking apocalypse those kind of legences are kind of out of the window. No, there's still my friends Sure, and we can patch up whatever happens after all this stuff happens with the gods and such I really recommend you say what this is gonna get nasty.

I don't want to abandon my other people Not abandoning them You're not abandoning anybody. Look we just need to work together tenuous Tenuous at best sure. Why can't I give you like these boots that I have on now and then Marcus can come pick me up And then I can get my new boots later if you need something to like fit or follow Why don't you want to just hang out here? I don't look this isn't my home Of course, it's not your home, but we want to make sure that they work.

I don't know you I can come back I can come back and make sure they work. Here's the thing if you leave I'm not gonna I'm not gonna make any legs if you leave you gotta say If you don't then fine, I'll come pick you up when it's time. Oh my gosh Can you roll me a will sure? No, I'm staying Okay, all right.

I guess the rest of my teammates are off doing other things. Am I supposed to spend a day or two here? Why not? I can't go to space might as well get new boots.

All right, so you're gonna hang out here Um, when you walk in you know, so there are a couple of other people you recognize one of them as a adrenaline the other is your tolerance Hmm Do they like sandwiches? Yeah, they like sandwiches I'm gonna make everybody sandwiches. Okay, you're really comfortable because these are three major villains I know but making sandwiches makes me comfortable. So right you feel a little bit of blessing from your god as you make sandwiches Oh good.

At least that I just need to do something with my hands. Yeah as you make very very good sandwiches. Mm-hmm Okay, whoever we've been to in a while. Oh, I know we have been with Felix Felix Hello, you get to a secret hideout of dark lights.

All right, go grab your gear He goes and grabs his gear as he's grabbing his gear a blank expression crosses his face And he like he kind of like looks up to the sky like he's dumbfounded I know this expression. Yeah. I'll wait All right after after that a little bit. He's like, oh my god.

I didn't know what was that steak Yeah So I've heard your army. Yeah, sort of he gets all his gear on. He's like, all right. I'm ready.

All right. What do you need me to do? Um, you'll start your lieutenant general general general. I guess all right.

Whatever ties Whatever ties, um, there's still someone above me. So okay, um general general general general sergeant five star five Four good god. All right. What do you need me to do general?

We need to figure out where the sword and fuel go Okay, I don't know how to do that. Yeah me either. It's supposed to talk but it's quiet. So I think okay, um, maybe some meditation I don't know maybe I'm not really great at that.

I know that maybe that's your thing. Sure. I'll go think at it All right, you attempted to think at it. I'll go do like practice motions with the sword machine You get like a general sense.

It's not really like talking to you in a language, right? But you get a general sense that whoever wants it is headed your way. Oh, okay coming to find you Where are we in you're just outside of a real uptown. Okay, you'll probably stay here You get a general sense that there are multiple people coming to find you.

Oh All right, then And let's stay here Okay, you're staying here. Uh hanging out with dark lights. You say you think the dark lights Got any snacks? Yeah, it's been a long day.

I got dang dongs ring dings nice twinkies. What are the most protein? Well, I've been out for a while. So a lot of the proteins go bad.

Oh jerky. I do have some jerky Yeah, there we go. I got some beef drink. I got some jerky jerky, too Indian old jerky.

You really like me. Just keeps this muscle strong. Yeah I guess so You want a spar right now sure why not? Um I'm down for it.

I can always learn from you general Sure, let's do it. All right, sweet. All right, so you're gonna spar with the dark lights. Yeah, he's uh touch blades You can teach him a lot.

Okay He doesn't really defend ever. Oh god. He's just all about like full-out aggression attack All right, I will try and mentor him with dual wheel blocking. Okay.

All right You are you are mentoring dark lights anything especially gonna do or stay with dark lights You have any actual powers? Uh, no, he's just a dude with knives. I'm sorry. I got that sense, but yeah All right, no, he's he's just a he's just a straight up knife murderer That's gonna be useful though.

Yeah, dude. Knife murders are great sometimes. Yeah I think it could be really fucking helpful. There's a good one's a bad one.

Yeah, there's a good one's a bad one's All right. He's good at knife murdering Is he ever considered putting poison on his knives? He hasn't he's not the brightest Were you were you part of the thing where you knew about the clan of people that were pretending to be him Or was that just an obscurity thing? I think it was the only one in the hospital Obscurity to download that information to your teammates.

I don't think so. I don't think I ever told any of them Okay, I like your internet club. No, like I notified like different local authorities To be on the lookout for these people, but I don't think I told my teammates. Okay.

All right So you uh you spar with dark lights for a bit You just he's kind of cool sparring and learning stuff from you Are you going to say a dark late side out or you going somewhere else? This is out in the middle of nowhere, right? Um, it's in the suburbs So we're just like He has a house in the suburbs. Oh geez.

Okay. We'll go back to the farm. Okay. You go back to the farm where there's your wolves and a couple of ghosts Yeah, all right, gonna go back to do dad What's the angel situation and then I get them all locked up?

You got all the ones in your city locked up. Yeah, and you spread the information out to people who are attempting to use the same Shit to statue them up. How's the status on that? Does it seem like there's anyone that's not pulling it off for money help?

Um, probably but they're they're they're far away and there seem to be struggling enough to get it done. Okay. Um, I guess I will head back to the base Okay, okay, you're heading back to the base when you head back to the base. You see that phalanx is there with dark blades I'm just gonna turn around and go Phalanx you see that you do that walk in and then turn around and leave.

Oh, I'm just gonna say oh fuck it Dark water is following you the whole time by the way, right? She she didn't stop with me when I ate 50 rispies sandwiches from the rispies sandwich store, by the way Oh, yeah, totally she did good. She got them shit soggy. We would headward.

Yeah for sure I'm just gonna walk away and say dark water. What do I have to do? Well, I mean find it some of our friends would be good They're not my friends. This is a job and I'm being held at gunpoint when the fuck am I supposed to do so I get out of here and leave it alone?

Talk about the back of the back. Well, there's some in space that we could go get or there's some here we can go get I don't know. What do you want to do? Why am I doing this again?

Because you're just like you said you're being held at gunpoint. Why not right? Why are you doing it? Something to do and plus got out of the ocean kind of told me to so I mean You know and someone took brought me out of retirement.

I was retired. I was living in a shack Shotgun shack. I was living all alone and it was totally fine And then somebody brought me out of retirement to do like fuck with some god shit steal a body. It was crazy Um, and so I've been mixed up in the whole thing ever since You don't like your normal life back?

I mean there's there's more to life than the shack. I'm sure but The same was promised that after this whole thing we could go back to normal. What else were you promised? Um, you know a little bit extra power that kind of stuff because I've been sitting back and watching my teammates over these past couple of months Yeah, run around like Aaron boys for these gods who make him 10 million promises and never deliver in a single goddamn one of them Well, it's not over yet.

It's never gonna be over. They're just gonna be playing us like Mary and it's this every story in history about What happened to the gods no matter where you from is about gods fucking with normal people like you in there? What's your solution? What are you gonna do?

I don't know but I don't know why we're doing all their legwork forum from absolutely no reward Well, I mean the reward comes when it's all done and like we need to stop the the big old bad ones The ones they're like taking people over like riding their bodies like ponies If you're gonna work for free for a couple months and why not join a multi marketing firm at least you'll feel better about yourself Yeah, but that's all temporary when like the world is under rule of some horrible god that I don't agree with What do you mean? I don't know because like there's all these like there's these multiple god teams right and like what if my god team loses and some other Was promised other stuff they'll win and don't like join a marketing team What is the fuck like what's that gonna do when the world is run by fucking warlords? The world's already run by warlords. Oh god.

I'm not into philosophy. You know what I mean It's not philosophy dumbass. Look they just ripped open heaven Yeah, I know it's fucked. Yeah, it's not just fucked.

It's something we need to do something about Like everybody is moving on like it wasn't a big fucking deal This guy just brought a knife murderer back to my house. What the fuck? War versus going to space. This doesn't make any goddamn sense Well, I I believe that there's a plan Oh my god, okay Take me where you need to take me.

I'll follow you follow me. Yeah, okay. Well, I know where one of our friends is Either way, okay, okay. All right.

I'm a horsey. She starts lean the way be right on the rocker horses for the chariot Okay, I'm gonna run it around all episode because I took my darn harp it up. Oh, yeah the bathtub The bathtub crap bathtub crap. Okay, so you go with dark water.

She leads you away from town Um the wayfare Okay What do you what you what you what you doing? They're they're making way on their spaceship. Um, I'm basically just babysitting and trying to make sure that they don't blow anything up Okay. All right.

They seem amateur at building a spaceship, but they're still able to do it. It's happening really quickly Uh, yeah. What time is passing? Not all within a few minutes time is passing while people are doing things and traveling and whatnot So it is taking time, but you know on panel They're making they're making headway building it in Marcus's office It's a good little shell in his office while his office is It's a big old office.

Yeah, it's a huge ass office Okay But wait too much money into politics. This is ridiculous Marcus agrees. I think this office was the office before I took it over I would have sufficed with a small office downtown in the middle of the heart of everything Okay, uh, I'll work out of a tent on the street. I don't care sure don't put that there like move it five inches You'll be good Okay They eventually get a craft a craft a serviceable craft built and it looks like it's going to be run on weird energy Cool the sucks It does look like it sucks Um, they start getting ready to space travel.

Okay, what do you do? We're going to go out into space and retrieve people and we don't know anything about them This sounds very safe and well thought out. Thank you. Gads.

Well Yeah All of this uh, I am at least going to let my friends know that I'm going into space with you too So that if we are incinerated, they will know what happened Okay, which on the palms tell everyone I'm going into space Why apparently there are some people out there that we are supposed to go pick up We've heard they told me the same goddamn thing. We're being played like fiddles I know I know we're being played like fiddles You know, this is my least favorite thing in the entire galaxy that I am doing it because why why Oh, they're guaranteed me that if I did cooperate with this on my own turns You were people would get injured. So I am hoping that at the other end of the line Whoever we are going to pick up is in deep shit I guess the only thing I would say to that way fair is I wouldn't trust an omnipotent being that needs you to build a half f spaceship for a bunch of dumbasses I wouldn't either and yet. I'm here.

Yeah, that part doesn't make sense to me Why don't you do literally anything else? You know dark blades is back at the mansion by the way Phalanx brought them over they're hanging out their friends That makes sense actually no it doesn't I hear this all in the radio too. Yeah, what up friends Are you friends with dark water? Yeah, you know who I you know who I'm not friends with Milo spade, but I am stuck in his tower.

So maybe we should all turn him He'd up instead of just doing whatever we're being forced to do Notice how things kind of keep happening to force us apart. We're happening for months. We fair It's getting real intense in the last day. I'm thinking Thinking that we may not be able to fight this one.

I'm a hell I ever give up. I don't know then don't Moktoinzu Okay, I hope to be back Gosh, I hope so too. Yeah But thank you guys for everything that we've had together It'd been the best friends that I could ask for in a very long time I appreciate you all. I would hug you right now.

Wayfare if I could I know Please take care of yourselves in this and I'll try to take care of you from afar as much as I can Care of yourself, too I'll try I already made sure that the spaceship is not going to blow up about 20 times. It's very exciting Okay, so it looks like they're ready for you to charge the battery with we hear an energy Okay, that's like this papsicle. All right, you start you start uh filling up the battery with weird energy The spaceship seems like it's ready to take off after a little while charging it takes a little bit to charge it And while you're charging it, we're gonna cut over to obscurity You're hanging there. They're the take a measurements of your legs.

They're kind of reverse engineering You know, they're building you some cool new legs cool. Are they actually cool? Yeah, they got bits of gold on them And american flags. No I don't care if they're gonna have gold on them, but I don't want american flags all over my legs Does I have one of those uh, cut flags on it?

Yeah, the blue and black ones. Oh, no, I know No, no, no, no All right, if you give that feedback, they won't put flags on it, but they want to okay They can want all they like I don't want flags all right, but they are god because I got like big old shiny bits of gold Fine. I don't give the god. You just don't want flags on my legs Are you sure they ask you a couple times are you sure I'm positive you are american, right?

I am why would you not want flags anyway? I don't need flags on my legs Okay, they don't understand, but they abide by your request. I appreciate it So you're hanging out with adrenaline and zero tolerance and meal spade. What do you say anything to them?

I asked them what their favorite colors are they tell you what their favorite colors are Mula spades says red white blue of course okay adrenaline says red and zero tolerance is black All right. I want to make them all socks Okay in their favorite colors all right Is there time says uh he would like his socks to be able to get bigger because they won't fit if you just make a normal socks You have any material that expands? I'm sure I can come up with something Okay, you start coming up with something okay Okay, cool. So you are doing that is there anything else you're gonna do while you're here?

I mean, I'll make small thought okay. I'll check in with Marcus. All right. You check in with Marcus.

He's like we're getting ready to go to space Oh Please stay safe. Okay, please come back. Okay in one piece. Okay Well, does he sound like him?

Uh, he sounds like a mostly like him except like kind of not Okay. I don't like it But I'll quick pick him anyway. Oh with like a little gift with a little rocket ship I like that you remember the name of that app like out of all of the stupid nonsense We made up and forget you you remember the snapchat allegory. I know That's very funny Uh wafer You've charged a thing and they're all getting in it are you getting into go to space too?

Yes How deep in the space are we going are we going to like the moon the moon's fine? I like them. Okay. They don't know they just have a point in the direction Okay, all right, so they point in the direction and you start flying off into space You go into space and you go through a wormhole Go through a wormhole and you're shot in a deep space Wayfare not happy about that one Phalanx yeah, you are training with dark blades.

Okay. Are you anything special? I train with dark blades? Um getting my wolves ready ready for war ready for war.

Yeah, okay. Letting the ghosts know what's going on. All right, they don't participate Okay, but they should know as you're doing that you you have a proximity alarm on your thing, right? Yeah, they're ghosts And wolves Okay, I didn't know it as a super base.

So sure right. I didn't know how low tech you were going. Oh, it looks low tech There there's a proximity alert that there's a group of people approaching your your base All right from which direction from West All right, I'll get on that side with the base. Okay, and get get ready.

You notice that there's a group of people approaching And um this group of people includes mostly younger adults led by a girl with red hair and there's also a Polynesian girl and a pang Penguin, yes, all right and a penguin and they step out of the weeds towards you and then the sword shield says her Okay, all right, we're gonna cut over to obscurity How you doing? I'm good. How are you? I'm doing all right?

Good. What's going on? Not too much knitting some sock All right, you're knitting some socks as you're as you're knitting some socks you Hear your god speak to you. Oh, hi.

I understand your concerns. I have quite a few of them Yes, let them be heard give them word give them voice and hear them addressed to you Yes, well, like I'm not particularly thrilled with like these other people on my air quotes team A little intimidating a little scary to think that I'm supposed to be on their side and now I'm stuck here in a building with them Okay, there are there are people who Are here because of who they are and there's others that are here because of what they do Well, that's fair But I don't know if I should be trusting Milo to make me new legs In the end, you're the one that makes the choices. They're the tools that you will use I want to use people Well, if you're going to use anyone these are the people to do it. I'm making them socks I understand that but Compared to them your your power is not As widespread or as devastating correct.

Oh, definitely. Definitely correct. Right. You are here to lead them To lead them and they're going to listen to me.