America Needs to Divorce Its Abusive, Shitty Orange Husband

Donald Trump is like a horrible, abusive husband. And most of you MAGAstanis don’t even realize you’re being abused.“But I love him…” “He really loves me, deep down inside…” “You don’t know him like I do…”Thank fuck. I saw that douchebag coming a mile away. He fooled Y’all Qaeda, but I’m nobody’s fool. I knew that he was a lying, cheating, rapey grifter from the moment he came down that golden escalator at Trump Tower to announce his presidency.But most of you MAGA folk are fooled. Abused. You have Stockholm Syndrome like a motherfucker. You need to snap out of your trance and leave Cult 45. I’m thinking about this today, as we prepare to attend a family wedding. I appreciate you giving this one a listen. Thank you for lending me your ears. Our Mouthy Militia members are the coolest. Mooch wants to thank her Moochant Marines out there. Together, we all can end this fascist bullshit and divorce ourselves from the worst president in American history.© 2026 The Mouthy Renegade Writer. All rights reserved.Mooch thinks that you all deserve 50% off our paid subscription rate. It’s just $2.49 monthly, or $24.99 a year to support our independent journalism. Here’s our half-off coupon, just for you!Join HERE for 50% off!If you enjoy my daily podcast episodes, I’d appreciate your support of my independent journalism. It’s less than $5 monthly, and I’d be honored to have you with us. Thank you!Click HERE to Contribute to our GoFundMe. And we hope to see you soon on the road!https://gofund.me/bfe9b9429 Get full access to You Have the Right to Remain Mouthy at themouthyrenegadewriter.substack.com/subscribe