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EPISODE · Jan 8, 2025 · 2 MIN

"American Fascists"

from CLIFTON · host CLIFTON

Prod. Kido 4 President Lyrics: I'm finna do this over again, like I'm doing laps in a kayak And I don't know if I'll ever be able to pronounce those names, like Maybach But I'm looking for an opportunity that will get me relief for my back And my bag I'm running circles around these tees like a Maytag My influence is widespread I got more substance, like rye bread Make a meal for her and then her thighs spread All these people are alive dead and I'm just tryna survive it I mean I just hit the drive through and I got back more money than I spent But that's just carelessness, all yall are 'so different' or whatever you said 'Or whatever the heck Cause if you don't say it, that means you're not a fascist And I'm really the one attacking But I need to donate more blood and plasma And move back to Cali or Africa I'm too factual' My Dad calls me a bastard or bitch, depending on the situation Maybe I should whip his ass and leave his brains blasted out all over the pavement Or should we take another vacation I'm not hating, I'm just hated Here's what I learned about our nation You can't curse so you can't explain to them why they're fascist fucking faggots Hyper-regressive Jews and Catholics getting all access And don't forget the cunty, whiny Baptists And life story actors 'Wahwahwah, did you even count my assets And somebody in my bloodline way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way in the past tense And did you see that new movie about the dragons' Yea yea yea, I know you wish I would rage quit And write an open letter and then shoot myself in the head Without ever getting any kind of justice Yea yea, I've heard it Yea and you're all 'the same' and you're 'not nervous' And something racist and something bigoted and something perverted Yea, and 'if I have it all figured out, I should just avert it And get up on stage and show my penis size and my vertical And I'm not even Black or Jewish, so I'm not worthy And I'm too wordy and that's kinda girly And I never should've got involved with a descendant of an ex president Or followed the law, or did the extra shit Of course, I shouldn't have gone above and beyond I should have never sang the 'Star Spangled Banner' or said the 'Pledge of Allegiance', clearly I should never have showed as much love as possible to as many people as I can, dearly' And of course, they've convinced you that's another reason to fear me 'Keep adding industry plants and say that they hear me' And of course, 'I'm not taking it seriously Somebody beer me Now, that's cheery Now, what is that in there, a blueberry or a cherry I can't tell What are you a fairy'

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