America's Funniest Inbred Home Videos

Segments and Stories1. Great Moments in Customer ServiceHighlight: An Australian man rants profanely about booking a driving test in Victoria, fed up with bureaucracy and “cunts” in Croydon.Quote: “I want to make a boogie for this fucking bullshit so I can drive a car safely.”2. Ethan Ralph’s Pill Stream MeltdownSubmitted by: Sirosis of Liver (Discord)Story: Ethan Ralph, alt-right host of The Kill Stream, drunkenly argues with a text-to-speech donation (self-help guru clip) for 10 minutes, thinking it’s a real person.Details: Streaming from Mexico to dodge child support, Ralph rants about “white children” and mutes his stream in a drug-fueled stupor.Quote: “Tell me right now, bitch. How many white children do you have?”3. To Catch a Predator Porn ParodySource: TeenFidelity.com, via eFoxStory: A To Catch a Predator XXX parody features a “pervert” meeting a girl, confronted by a Chris Hansen clone. It turns explicit with a twist involving the camera operator.Details: Includes condom excuses and a grandpa character. The actress is legal, but the premise is edgy.Quote: “I brought condoms to make balloon animals for her.”4. Whitaker Family UpdateStory: The inbred Whitakers of Odd, West Virginia, lost their mobile home to a fire. Filmmaker Mark Leda’s GoFundMe has raised $8,385 to replace it.Details: Ray grunts through a wreckage tour; past GoFundMe controversies linger.Quote: “Everything is burnt.”5. Russian Mother Hires HitmanLocation: Chayabinsk, RussiaStory: Svetlana, 46, arrested for hiring a hitman to drown her 12-year-old daughter for $1,200. The daughter overheard, and the hitman hid her instead.Details: Svetlana cited “tension.” She faces 15 years; the girl is in protective custody.Quote: “Every 12-year-old girl is kind of a cunt.”6. Venezuelan Poses as Teen in OhioLocation: Perrysburg, OhioStory: Anthony Labrador Sierra, 24, posed as a 16-year-old to enroll in high school using forged documents. Busted after his child’s mother revealed his real age.Details: Faces felony forgery and ICE custody for overstaying his visa.Quote: “When Drew Barrymore does it, it’s a rom-com.”7. Young Thug’s Vocal StyleStory: Tim plays a raw clip of Young Thug’s eccentric, unprocessed vocals, comparing it to his own lyric struggles.Quote: “Do you smoke gas? No way.”8. Tim’s Mom UpdateStory: Patty Henson, a DV favorite, went to the ER for throat issues; a thyroid mass was found. A biopsy is set for next Thursday.Details: Tim’s frustrated with the hospital’s lack of urgency but notes Patty ate at Arby’s post-ER.Quote: “They just send the woman out to a wooded area to shit out the fetus.”9. Soda NewsCaller: EmmaStory: Emma mentions Jack Daniels/Coca-Cola cans. Tim hates 7-Up Tropical but loves Dr. Pepper Creamy Coconut, returning soon.Quote: “You don’t even know what suntan lotion tastes like.”10. Voicemail: 3D Printing DramaCaller: Phil VFStory: Phil 3D-printed anal beads and paddles to “punish” his wife for a typo, leading to her appendix nearly rupturing.Quote: “I know a dishwasher can blow out an appendix.”11. Smartphone History CorrectionCaller: AnonymousStory: A caller disputes Tim’s 90s smartphone claim. Tim cites IBM’s early 90s phone, Ericsson’s 1997 GS88, and BlackBerrys.Quote: “My mind is a steel trap. You’re the fucktard.”Timestamps: 00:00:00 Introduction02:31:08 Sketchy Online Tariff Sales05:04:19 A Rare Sketchy Summer Sideshow Membership Deal!06:09:08 A Mom Henson Health Update14:17:13 A Drunk Streamer Arguing With A Sound Clip23:26:04 This Ain't To Catch A Predator XXX Parody29:05:04 What Does A Rapper Sound Like Unfilitered31:56:01 Sign Up For The Sideshow!32:31:02 The Inbred Family Blew Up Their Mobile Home40:16:20 Hiring A Hitman To Take Out Your Daughter43:41:04 Never Been Kissed - Illegal Venezuelan Man Edition47:47:21Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending