"Americunts"

Prod. @OlderAlen Lyrics: Man I wish somebody would have taught me that almost every single one of you Americans are fake, when I was younger. I wish somebody would have taught me that. That Americans are just fake people. Almost every single one of them. But of course then you wouldn't have been able to play your game this whole time. Like, 'I'm pretend this. I'm pretend that.' And then, ya know, 'that's funny', or whatever. Americans, Americunts, they're very dumb, they're very dense No street or book smarts, just privilege and cooked art I'm a character to them in their favorite fantasy Yea that's their good part They really love sugar, the type to eat their boogers Low IQ, high credit, yea they like to bogart Pretend they appreciate Mozart The type to say 'folks' a lot and willingly get jerked off by the Pope's arm Hear me getting pussy and then pull the smoke alarm Yea they like to fake joke a lot They hate the Asians but they love Pokémon Skims and Lululemon Most Americans are googoogaga I'm just trying to keep my sanity And they won't even let us smoke weed, it's just cannabis You need some potpourri, this is asinine Handley is how I handle mine I don't got time for no Glee or no pantomime I'm pissed off at these Americunts Old country bigots, children gripping, concealing their feelings They tell me I was willing A bunch of pillheads addicted to villians Idiots with no skillsets They'll preach for Freedom of Speech and then mass report me They'll steal my life's work and then ignore me They take my identity and then say I'm 'boring' And I'm still not dead yet so they're still snoring These Americunts are as fascist as it gets They barely speak one language and they demand you hear it 'Like but is he an ass man or does he like tits' And that's about the best insight you get from older generations Some racist, sexist, definition of 'the emasculation of the man' And these are apparently some of the smartest people in all the land And I gotta listen to it ripped off, poor, and scammed And something about corny and dance, horny and dads Whatever happens to cross their mind that second Because these Americans really have the power to do whatever they said And not back it up with what they did And still convince you that they're legit Like a change of presidents is going to change shit A land full of playful changelings They're so untamed with the blaming Oh and they really love a good tainting Lots of butthole and butt jokes And butt snowed and butthole And butt this and poop this And shit that and that's rap