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Dec 7, 2025 26 min

Amy Cracks: “I’m Cooked. Absolutely Cooked.”

from Chris Page & Amy Gerard Hosted by KIIS and iHeart Australia

It’s a big Sunday with Chris & Amy diving straight into Christmas chaos - from the kids counting down “six–seven weekend” to the stress of Bad Santa gift swaps and tea-towel-heavy presents. Amy opens up about end-of-year burnout and why every mum in Australia is one school drop-off away from rocking in a dark corner. Chris argues remote work and the anti-alcohol movement have broken young people, leading the pair into a debate about social isolation, courage juice, and memories made in shopping trolleys. The show spirals into the new under-16 social media ban, how teens will cope without Snapchat, and why Amy is telling her kids the police will show up if they watch YouTube. Then it’s a wild detour into a 79-year-old UK aristocrat advertising for a wife (must not be a Scorpio, must run two castles, must provide two male heirs… casual). Finally, the Facebook Mums Group steps up with the week’s dilemma: Is posting your kid’s face online a problem? Amy weighs in, Chris threatens kidnappers, and we wrap with Lady Gaga ticket giveaways. Chapters 00:00 – Christmas Weekend & Gift Swap Chaos 03:00 – Are We Too Soft? Kids, Remote Work & Alcohol Chat 06:30 – Amy’s End-of-Year Burnout 10:00 – “I Can Sing!” Viral Guy & Running to the Comments 12:45 – Under-16 Social Media Ban 17:45 – The UK Aristocrat Looking for a Wife 21:45 – Facebook Mums Group: Posting Kids Online 25:45 – Final Laughs & Gaga Tickets Keywords Chris & Amy podcast, KIIS FM, Amy Gerard burnout, Christmas stress mums, Bad Santa gifts, remote work debate, alcohol and socialising, social media under-16 ban, parenting chat Australia, Facebook Mums Group, viral comments segment, UK aristocrat ad for wife, Sunday radio show Australia, funny radio moments, Amy Gerard parenting.

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