An Abundance of Penguin Shit: Chapter 1 - Into the House

Penguins are overrated, in Katsuki's mind. They smell, they're loud, and they shit every ten minutes. How he ended up working with them, he doesn't know, but he hates it. Okay, so maybe he needed a pay raise. Sue him. That doesn't mean he enjoys it. It's hard to enjoy getting bit every time he so much as looks at a penguin, after all. Let alone when he tries to handle one. It certainly doesn't help that he keeps getting paired with Kirishima, who's all smiles and way too damn friendly for his own good. Or, when Katsuki works as an animal handler because he's broke and hungry, and inadvertently warms up to both the penguins, and a certain red-haired boy. Katsuki decides to shoot for a promotion into the esteemed penguin house. It's bullshit, but it's a higher paycheck, so whatever. Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Tags: Alternate Universe: Animal Handlers, Alternate Universe: No Quirks, Angst, Fluff, Penguins, Slow Burn Voice cast info and downloadable version available at https://mypodficacademia.com/podfics/view/an-abundance-of-penguin-shit/chapters/1/