An Interview For God's Job

Look I am a Christian, but sometimes I get so drunk in the ways of the world that I think I know better than God. What if I set up an interview with God to see if I could handle it .I know that he has a lot more than procreation on his plate, like keeping the Earth the exact correct distance from the Son so we don't freeze to death or burn up or making sure that we don't have too little or too much our oxygen in our atmosphere lest we perish either way. But if I could get my feet wet with procreation then just maybe...I can be the Big Guy