Ancient History: Chapter 84 (part 1)
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Rob & Chris are getting closer to the fall of Rome after a stint of peaceful years comprised of grown men adopting other grown men so they can be emperor as their son heir... the plan was working flawlessly. Until this one sensitive emperor Marcus Aurelius, sold all his shit and moved into a tent and elected his actual, "greek" dickhead, son Commodus the next in line; all cause his co-king brother Lucius had a seizure. Meanwhile Rob brings some cheese wiz to a kosher deli and Chris just wants a juice box. Also Rome gets super sick with small pox for a long time cause they elected another guido wannabe mobster, Septimus as emperor. Who also hires his sons to be co-emperors... and, unsurprisingly, are dicks too. TLDR: Make your friend king, not your son. Don't be like the China.
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