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Oct 23, 2018 52 min

Ancient History: Chapter 85 (part 1)

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This is it for Rob & Chris... almost. Part 1 of the last chapter of this long ass book! Rome is weak and barely hanging on. Meanwhile Persia aka the Sha, is making a comeback...but these DOGS WON'T SHUT UP! Also a bunch of Goths arrive in swarms to destroy Rome... not American goths, Nordic goths; the kind who listen to black metal and burn down churches. 'Forgettable' Phillip, the king of Rome, pays off the goths, but runs out of goats, so they get fucked up. Zoroastrianism comes back in a big way and they turn Valerian, a different Roman king, into a human step stool. Things are not looking good for Rome. TLDR: "Jay-Z's always looked weird, but he looks extra weird now."

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