And the DING! came to pass.

** #003 And the DING! came to pass. ** :: Over and over again. :: Now with sound effects! In this week's show Brother Paul and Sister Patience read 1st "Neffi" Chapter 2. And therein learn many crazy things. Nephi's family travels the wilderness, to a "firm and steadfast" valley, near a non-existent river, within a border that doesn't make sense. We see the beginnings of how Joseph Smith would re-invent the "Mark of Cain" (Genesis 4:15) in the dogmas of his era. And inturn, invent a whole new breed of racism. :: Lehi's camping tips: :: Pitch a tent like you're going to live in it. (1 Nephi 2:15) Keep "Roll'n Roll'n..." in the wilderness while listening to Limp Bizkit. (1 Nephi 2:14) Don't bring money with you. (1 Nephi 2:4) :: Other discussions: :: J. R. R. Tolkien: invented a language. J. Smith Jnr: invented the NAME of a language. Do crazy dreams run in Nephi's family? Does Nephi have Younger Sibling Syndrome? This thing still makes no sense... #Reasons to stay home this Sunday# - https://bookofboredom.com/reasons/ #Join the Blasphemy# - https://facebook.com/groups/BookOfBoredom #Patreon (Bonus Episodes)# - https://patreon.com/BookOfBoredom #Twitter# - https://twitter.com/BookOfBoredom #TikTok# - https://tiktok.com/@BookOfBoredomPodcast #Instagram# - https://instagram.com/BookOfBoredomPodcast #YouTube# - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMjDavWoT73Cev3IAie_XBA #Website# - https://bookofboredom.com/ A nice review on any podcast platform will help frustrate the Heavenly Father's boring plans for your future.