EPISODE · Jul 9, 2020 · 4 MIN
Andaconda (Genus Eunectus)
from Leviathan Chant Entertainment · host Orca Raptalon
Accurate Paradody of A Parody. Lyrics by Adam Covner and Orca Raptalon The anaconda grow, the anaconda grow The anaconda grow up to a quarter ton, son [Verse 1] The green anaconda lives in the Amazon-a And the Orinoco Basin in South America They live in swamps rivers and marshes and if you are late they are the largest species of snake when we measure by weight they so damn real Eat pigs and birds and other reptiles And larger ones can even prey on tapirs on capybara and some take small deer This is a dope snake By the way, seven days That's how often they need to eat a meal Wrap around their prey and squeeze so hard to kill On land got no skill but their swimming is trill Underwater concealed, still see their nostrils Scientific name, Eunectes murinus 1758 - named by Carl Linneaus HisSssssssss HisSssssssss HisSssssssss HisSssssssss Hook 1 The Anaconda grow up to a quarter ton son Oh my gosh, 20 feet long Oh my gosh, primarily nocturnal Oh my gosh, found in Ecuador they are found in Ecuador they are found in Ecuador The yellow anaconda a bit smaller than its cousin And its range in South America is much more southern They eat same items , birds, fish and even peccary sows And have been accused by some ranchers of killing thier cows But that just not true Still aren’t the snakes u wanna get close too They been known to attack keepers at the zoo nictitating membrane that they can see through They have no eyelids By the way they can be prey Jaguars and giant otters can take they life today Humans drain wet lands take they habitat away Another huge threat - the illegal pet trade Them unwanted snakes - all of Florida invade scientific name Eunectes Noteaus “ good swimmer with dorsal” that’s how u translate it HisSssssssss HisSssssssss HisSssssssss HisSssssssss The anaconda grow, the anaconda grow The anaconda grow up to a quarter ton, son O m Gosh 15 feet long O m Gosh Invasive in the Keys O m Gosh from the Pantanal they are from the Pantanal From the from the Pantanal Hook 2: Constrictors with the rhythm when we gotta rap Green Anaconda Yellow Anaconda The Anaconda grow up to a quarter ton son [Verse 3 The male anaconda is a similar color But sexual dimorphism means they're much smaller Mating in the rainy season from April to May Female laying down the pheromones to summon the mate And they bang, bang, bang Males come running and they competing Press they cloaca up against her thing Only the winner gets to copulate It's called a breeding ball By the way, the one who mates He ain't gonna live to see another day The female eats him and slithers away Digesting that body while making those eggs It's a long wait, half a year to gestate Ovoviviparous, give birth to live young Heat Pits like vipers and they smell with their tongue Tongue-t-t-tongue-tongue-t-t-tongue-tongue... Yeaaaah thiss goes out to fifteen foot snakes up in the zoo At least fifteen foot snakes up in the zoo Fuck them little snakes fuck them little snakes in the zoo FUCK UM Haaaaahahahhahaha GENUS EUNECTES BITCH!!!!
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Accurate Paradody of A Parody. Lyrics by Adam Covner and Orca Raptalon The anaconda grow, the anaconda grow The anaconda grow up to a quarter ton, son [Verse 1] The green anaconda lives in the Amazon-a And the Orinoco Basin in South America They live in swamps rivers and marshes and if you are late they are the largest species of snake when we measure by weight they so damn real Eat pigs and birds and other reptiles And larger ones can even prey on tapirs on capybara and some take small deer This is a dope snake By the way, seven days That's how often they need to eat a meal Wrap around their prey and squeeze so hard to kill On land got no skill but their swimming is trill Underwater concealed, still see their nostrils Scientific name, Eunectes murinus 1758 - named by Carl Linneaus HisSssssssss HisSssssssss HisSssssssss HisSssssssss Hook 1 The Anaconda grow up to a quarter ton son Oh my gosh, 20 feet long Oh my gosh, primarily nocturnal Oh my gosh, found in Ecuador they are found in Ecuador they are found in Ecuador The yellow anaconda a bit smaller than its cousin And its range in South America is much more southern They eat same items , birds, fish and even peccary sows And have been accused by some ranchers of killing thier cows But that just not true Still aren’t the snakes u wanna get close too They been known to attack keepers at the zoo nictitating membrane that they can see through They have no eyelids By the way they can be prey Jaguars and giant otters can take they life today Humans drain wet lands take they habitat away Another huge threat - the illegal pet trade Them unwanted snakes - all of Florida invade scientific name Eunectes Noteaus “ good swimmer with dorsal” that’s how u translate it HisSssssssss HisSssssssss HisSssssssss HisSssssssss The anaconda grow, the anaconda grow The anaconda grow up to a quarter ton, son O m Gosh 15 feet long O m Gosh Invasive in the Keys O m Gosh from the Pantanal they are from the Pantanal From the from the Pantanal Hook 2: Constrictors with the rhythm when we gotta rap Green Anaconda Yellow Anaconda The Anaconda grow up to a quarter ton son [Verse 3 The male anaconda is a similar color But sexual dimorphism means they're much smaller Mating in the rainy season from April to May Female laying down the pheromones to summon the mate And they bang, bang, bang Males come running and they competing Press they cloaca up against her thing Only the winner gets to copulate It's called a breeding ball By the way, the one who mates He ain't gonna live to see another day The female eats him and slithers away Digesting that body while making those eggs It's a long wait, half a year to gestate Ovoviviparous, give birth to live young Heat Pits like vipers and they smell with their tongue Tongue-t-t-tongue-tongue-t-t-tongue-tongue... Yeaaaah thiss goes out to fifteen foot snakes up in the zoo At least fifteen foot snakes up in the zoo Fuck them little snakes fuck them little snakes in the zoo FUCK UM Haaaaahahahhahaha GENUS EUNECTES BITCH!!!!
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Andaconda (Genus Eunectus)
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