Andre Pallante’s Fantasy Football Obsession | St. Louis Cardinals News

Andre Pallante has gone full fantasy football fanatic, ditching hobbies like cooking to obsess over mock drafts—thanks to a poker game years ago that landed him in the clubhouse league. Now he’s commissioner, running the show (and learning fast that democracy leads to chaos). This year’s draft order was decided by a hilarious tabletop mini-golf tournament, with Gordon Graceffo embarrassingly crushing it. Pallante’s worried Riley O’Brien and Daniel Descalso are picking late, while rookie catcher Jimmy Crooks and pitcher Quinn Mathews share the first pick—with Crooks calling the final shots. And no Superflex spot? Yeah, that rumor died quick—McGreevy made sure there were zero QB jerseys, keeping things strictly pitchers. Listen in comfort:Get a discount on a Soli Pillow: http://solipillow.com/discount/dnn. Advertise on DNN:[email protected] This is an automated, high-level news summary based on public reporting.Report issues to [email protected]. View sources & latest updates:https://sources.thednn.ai/656764512222d03f