Another One Buys Some Dust

Brothers and sisters of the Hell of Horror congregation… this week’s sermon comes with claws, fur, and a taste for chaos.Through the guise of an innocent animal quiz, High Priest Sean ensnares poor Ash into a fate worse than death: a forced viewing of Crackcoon (2024) — the latest entry in the “so-bad-it’s-feral” lineage of creature features.Witness Ash’s descent into disbelief as Sean praises the unholy union of trash cinema and killer wildlife, while you, the faithful, are invited to share in the madness.🐾 Quizzes. 🐾 Crack-fuelled raccoons. 🐾 A cult that grows stronger with every bad movie endured.