Anti-Amazon Anarcho-Punks with Nikki Abis and Brian Fiddyment

This week, we bring you a date plagiarized straight out of the High School Musical songbook, pairing leading man Brian and behind-the-scenes stagehand Nikki. Will their shared love of stick & poke tattoos and getting prospective lovers too high bring them together for the final ballad? Or will their differing views on monogamy and deodorant force them apart before the closing musical number? You'll have to listen to find out, slut!