Anubis is a Thing!

[Programming note: In this week's episode the role of Brent will be played by Kevin Pedersen. The role of Eliana will be played by Kevin Pedersen. And the role of Minnesota Fats will be played by Jackie Gleason, played by Lars Kenseth.] With Eliana and Brent out sick and vacationing, Lars, Noah and Cioffi round up all the regulars to hang out. Kevin Pedersen does his best to shame all the philistines that don't watch Lost into viewership. The Clip Machine of Danny Ricker and Adam Fisher is back and keeping your children safer than ever, Patrick Baker brings us less conventional news with Is This A Thing and Matt Blitz continues his travels around Chat Roulette, or, for those not in the know, the worst internet website since late 90's Pets.com competitor Pets.gov.