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EPISODE · Oct 10, 2026 · 1H 8M

Apparently Common Sense Is Optional

from Professionally Offended · host Jayson Myers

Apparently, common sense is optional now. And judging by the people walking among us, it’s a subscription most of America canceled years ago. This week on Professionally Offended, Jayson is back with another hour of questionable language, uncomfortable truths, and the kind of stupidity that makes you wonder how some people manage to put their pants on without adult supervision. We’re talking about the absolute circus of parenting, school notifications nobody asked for, and a real-life Jayson Situation involving a distracted driver, four kids, a canceled insurance policy, and enough bullshit to make an insurance adjuster consider a career change. Then it’s time for Reddit Revenge Story of the Week, where entitlement meets consequences, and somebody learns that being a Karen isn’t a personality worth celebrating. And finally, Before I Go brings things back to what really matters, because underneath all the sarcasm, profanity, and inappropriate jokes, there’s actually a point to this madness. WARNING: Strong language, offensive humor, and an extremely low tolerance for stupidity. Professionally Offended Everyone has an opinion. Mine comes with a microphone. Listen, follow, rate, and share. Or don’t. But if you get offended, congratulations — you’ve found the right podcast. CONNECT WITH PROFESSIONALLY OFFENDED Got a ridiculous story, something that pissed you off, or a Reddit-worthy disaster? Send it our way. Your stupidity might just make you famous. Email: [email protected] Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/share/1bM1fh6f96/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/professionallyoffendedpod/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@prooffended Because keeping this much offensive bullshit to yourself would just be selfish. Everyone has an opinion. Mine comes with a microphone. PROFESSIONALLY OFFENDED Everyone has an opinion. Mine comes with a microphone. Follow Professionally Offended: Instagram: @ProOffended TikTok: @ProOffended YouTube: @ProOffended Email: [email protected] New episodes weekly. Subscribe, follow, and prepare to be offended.

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