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Jan 20, 2026 1 hr 6 min

applying sunblock is cheating | pumpcast szn 1 ep. 2

from Emotionally Online Hosted by Maddie Dragsbaek

we're here and we're discussing season one episode two of vanderpump rules! the sur pride float is READY and it's time to be SEXY in the SUN, except don't even THINK about asking anyone to help you apply sunscreen because that is CHEATING. stassi and jax are on the rocks, tom sandoval hates the mail, kristen isn't involved but she'll find a way to be, and ken todd is a worm? much to be discussed! TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – the astrology of the cast 04:50 – do you think you're gifted? 08:29 – we need a SUR PRIDE FLOAT 10:19 – stassi hates her loser boyfriend 14:46 – assume the worst of jax, always 17:14 – lisa has her own jax... 19:50 – scheana gets a TATTOO and she doesn't CARE WHAT YOU THINK 22:53 – jax, why aren't you sleeping at the apartment? 26:22 – WE ARE VERY SERIOUS MACTORS 31:24 – the pride float is DONE and it is FUGLY 33:38 – spandex and KEN, what else do you NEED??? 37:11 – applying sunblock is CHEATING 44:20 – this is the worst day ever 47:02 – jax and stassi "squash" the beef 49:35 – a brief sandoval palette cleanser 53:25 – it's peters birthday! 59:20 – LET'S RIP 7 SHOTS IN A ROW 01:01:59 – this is a break up... 🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek 💌 EMOTIONALLY ONLINE SUBMISSION BOX: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 📲 CALL INTO THE PUMPCAST! LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL! (201)-875-3567 for business inquiries: [email protected] podcast socials: ✨ watch on youtube! https://www.youtube.com/emotionallyonlinepodcast ✨ emotionally online instagram: https://www.instagram.com/emotionallyonlinepod/ ✨ emotionally online tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@emotionallyonlinepod ✨ pumpcast instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pumpcastrules/ ✨ pumpcast tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@pumpcastrules maddie's links: ✨ youtube: https://www.youtube.com/maddiedragsbaek ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/maddiedragsbaek/ ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@maddiedragsbaek meg's links: ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/megruocco ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@megruocco ✨ substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/ Our Sponsors: * Check out Kensington Publishing: https://www.kensingtonbooks.com

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