April 13, 2026 The Guru is in Miami for Seatrade Cruise Global. Why? Find out today!

Cruise lines are bailing on Tracy Arm in Alaska due to unsafe landslide conditions. Relax, there are plenty of other arms. Hotels have stopped whining about international visitors not coming! Now they are excited that Americans are trying out their poorly run properties! Red Bull and Twinkies as a signing bonus? The FAA is now recruiting gamers to be Air Traffic controllers. Listen to hear about jail rooms on Royal Caribbean!