April 25, 2024. Royal Caribbean skipping their Haiti private island for the summer! The Holy Hemmoroids fired on a US owned freighter!

The Iranian-backed wack jobs fired on a US-owned freighter, but US forces shot down the missile. God Bless our military!! The Sun Princess is christened in Barcelona, where some residents wish that cruise ships would never visit! The Guru actually likes the new DOT regulations forcing the airlines to pay for their mistakes!! The Guru agrees with NCL President Herrera that the best vacation value is a cruise!! Princess is rolling out their version of "above the riff-raff accommodations"!