April 27, 2026 | Mag 7 Week. Iran 2.0. IBM Got Punished for Being Good

What's up, little bros? Big Bro here. Last week had a little bit of everything: the S&P closed at fresh all-time highs on Wednesday and Friday, UNH shocked the Street with a monster beat, IBM beat on revenue AND earnings and still dropped 8% the same day, the Iran ceasefire got extended for a third time, and the biggest earnings week in 2026 starts THIS WEEK. Meta, Microsoft, Amazon, and Apple all report. The entire AI infrastructure story, every single dollar being spent on data centers and chips, gets either validated or questioned by four earnings calls happening in five days. Big Bro is locked in. Let's get it.