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Lou, Adele, I love you. I'm keeping the face for this episode. I'm keeping the face of joy. The joy that people were born and that they live, and they should be celebrated.
Every time their birthday rolls around, this was your idea, Adele, and I'm here 100% for it. And I must say I'm pissed. I'm fucking angry right now. I'll go into that later, but until.
But no, no, it's fine. It's fine. Welcome to the Raw Impressions birthday shout out episode. Seems like April is a pretty, you know, more birthdays in April than any other month.
It's a busy month. Oh, it's busy around here. Spring babies. Izzy.
Is that a? Well, I have a shout out for her, but I wrote it. I didn't know. Did you want to?
Oh, you have a shout out for Izzy? Of course. Yeah. Oh, did you want to do yours or do you have one for her?
Do I have one written out for her? Can I just stop you really quick? We just started talking about Izzy and right behind you, everyone. I just saw the head of pumpkin, one of our cats peeking into Lucidio, and it was the cutest thing.
Just saying his little head. He was like, Izzy, what? Because she owns me. Are you talking about Izzy?
Yeah, Izzy. Where's Izzy? Oh my gosh, pumpkin and Izzy have the sweetest bond. Number one shout out.
Okay. Okay. B and Toledo. Take that away, Adele.
All right. I will. Okay. So welcome to the birthday shout out episode, everyone.
First one off the bat, wanted to get a shout out for my buddy Jeremy goes by JB and Toledo turns 51 on April 10th from Mike Z. We saw Sabado back in the 90s in Detroit. We need to see more shows. Cheers.
Thanks from Mike. Mike and JB. Mike and JB. Support in you since the 90s.
Go on to maybe they went to the magic stick. Do you think they were in Toledo then? I mean, where's Mike? I don't know if Mike's in Toledo too, or if this is a shout out to Jeremy who lives in Toledo and you know the mystery, the mystery here.
I mean, we never really played Toledo. I only played Toledo once myself. Your entire life? Yeah.
Oh, no. Maybe there I don't know. Only once that I remember. But the show is where Toledo is close to Detroit.
Here I'm here to educate you. Please do. Yeah. Where is Toledo?
Toledo was there? Here I was thinking it was in Ohio. It is in Ohio. Oh, but it's very close to Detroit.
It's on Lake Erie. It's on Lake Erie. Okay. Toledo was a very industrial town.
I mixed scales there. Scales like excellent Lebanese food. Number two. Shout out.
Yvette, Evet, EVET, EVET, Tell them about it Adele. Meet me again, huh? All right. This one is I'd like to send a happy birthday greeting to my dear friend Evie Evet, Evet, who was turning 14 on March 23rd.
So this is a belated. This is a happy belated to your friend from it says much thanks R. Mascus. R.
Mascus? Yeah. Mascus with a K. Yeah, not it's not Rory Mascus.
R. Mascus. Yeah. Wow.
But um. Rory is Jason. Yeah. I don't know when Rory's birthday is.
And there's no way that he's listening to this podcast. There's literally no way. Cool if he was. Can you imagine?
Well, I'm sorry if we didn't say your friends name correctly. Yeah. But happy belated all the same and 14. That's a young one.
Number three. A United Kingdom out out. Birthday boys. One 16 and the other 52.
Adele. Tell us all about it. I love this. Okay.
Here's a double UK brighten birthday boys shout out to Jack who turned 16 on April 11th, which is tomorrow. Tomorrow day is going to come out. Oh my gosh, Jack and his dad Brett who turns 52 on April 9th turned 52. Brett is a huge fan of this podcast.
Thank you, Brett. Shout out and all lose music. He declares love from all the family Joe, Brett, Thomas, Jack and Violet. Aw.
Guys, love you. I mean, you know, not creepy. I'm for 20. Who's that?
Who could that be? Adele. Tell us all about it. You keep your fucking mouth shut.
Take it easy. That was a little harsh. More track man. Okay.
Um, I love this one because it also just now reminds me of another shout out. I have to give. I'll sneak it in right after this one. Here it is.
Oh, will you? This is the first one that we got. Will there be time? There will be.
I would like to give a big old birthday shout out to myself, Tracy. I will be turning 59 on 420. Thanks, self. I love it.
Tracy. Happy fucking birthday. Happy fucking birthday. Happy fucking birthday to you.
And a Lendy. A Lendy is turning. I don't know what on 420 as well. She's in her 20s.
A friend of ours here at Massachusetts. I just remembered. Oh my gosh. Can I pop an edible right now?
420. I don't know. I mean, it's up to you. How's your heart?
My heart's great. All right. Well, it sounds like a right time to chance it then. Just you just.
Let's see. A birthday edible. Happy 420, Tracy. And a Lendy.
Mollendy. I'm reaching into that. What are we doing with that? Oh my gosh.
I would take one too, but you know, I just I'm on too many other things guys. It's a stunt. I mean, you don't need to know everything. Oh, okay.
The edibles would really work for you. Yeah. They can cause a lot of anxiety. All right.
That's just what I need. No. Yeah. Next up.
This is my special song. Oh, you would tell. No. All right.
This is it. I mean, what the fuck is wrong with you? What the fuck? It's like Beijing threw all over again with you.
What the fuck, man? How many years running? Let me go down. Every fucking year there is a day.
The day that you won't want and people say you shouldn't get everything you fucking want. But no one really knows what you want. What you want. Be it your birthday.
Happy fucking birthday. Welcome to a new year to be the final. You should have to die. I know.
I know. Give it to you. Do you have a good time to bobs last year? This year's even worse.
Nothing. You're telling me what you're acting at. Another trip around the fucking sign. Another year to do what should be done.
You will be rewarded as you are. Cause baby you're the fuck you want. Be it's your birthday. Happy fucking birthday.
Welcome to a new year to deserve a good time to. Now I'm mad. Watch out. It's mad.
You could get out of that portrait. Yeah. Horse it. That's for you.
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This is podcast advertising without barriers. Get started at acast.com slash advertise. Well, Adele just I just gave her my my birthday present for her came today. If you're watching on YouTube, you could see me.
It's many, many days late. I Odette New York. It's a bracelet, a cuff thing. Do you like bracelets?
I got that point because it's like a belt buckle on. Because belts are important to us. Bels were very meaningful in our relationship. It's beautiful.
Thank you. Is it beautiful? Yes, I like it. I'm going to wear it.
I am. Thank you. Adele turned, she changed. She changed into a new year this year.
Turned 48. 48 while I was on tour. I was a I was away. Yes.
And I had designs. I had plans. I thought I'd be able to go shopping while I was on tour. But I absolutely wasn't able to do that because there was no time.
And I realized there was no time to get anything for Izzy. And there was no time to get anything for you because I was just on the run the whole time. And that's an excuse. But what I really wanted to get was I wanted to get a t-shirt made of the cats.
Yeah. You know, like a picture of the cats together and then underneath it would say I love them. But then I was trying to find the right picture. Oh, okay.
Birthday shout out. Number five. This is a daddy. This is a daddy saying hello to his son.
Shut out to his boy. That's sweet. So Lou, you can do this now? No.
Oh, you want should I do it? Yeah. Okay. My son Sean Bean.
We named him after the actor. Her name is Sean Bean. There sure is. Do you know?
I do. He turns 22 on April 2nd. So he's 22 already. He turned 22.
Sean is 22. He's a great young man with a wonderful sense of humor. Well, if he's listening to this podcast. Oh, I know Sean.
Keep trolling, buddy. Oh, interesting. Like he's saying that his son trolls him. I get trolled regularly.
Okay. My son. We love you, Sean. Tammy and Bill.
Tammy. Tammy. We love that name. Happy birthday, Sean.
22. Yeah. Oh, the 20s. I hope you're doing okay navigating the 20s, Sean.
Yeah. What are you thinking about? I'm thinking number six. Oh, this one.
This one is the podcast. You think Sean's listening to our podcast? She's the one. Watch is done.
Watch is past. Who marches past. Gone past. Go ahead.
No, you can get this one, buddy. Did you see how I gave you a hint in there? One above that. The belated shout out from the moon.
Go ahead. It's fitting that I would be giving the belated shout out. Belated birthday shout out for Eric Graisinger or Grisinger. Yeah.
I, hello. Sorry. I gave you the hint. I see the gr on the wire.
I was assuming the grisinger. Grisinger. Grisinger. Grisinger.
Happy belated birthday to Eric Graisinger. From his wife Liz. From his wife Liz. Should I try that again?
Happy belated birthday. Shout out for Eric Graisinger. From Liz, his wife. Yeah.
Liz sent a release. We can email him if you remember, but she sent a picture of you with Eric and, um, okay. Anyway, I looked into my forehead to see if there was anything fair. Don't take a personal, don't take a personal Eric or Liz because Lou just, um, I don't know, he's just zoning out guys left and right.
I have not digested this edible yet. It's not the edibles fault for that. Just blank stare. Just, no, that's not edible.
We'll set it after you. You're gone. You are, you have an appointment today. So you will be leaving shortly after this.
I will. That's true. It's over. Yeah.
So you will not see the effects. I know what's going to happen. The cats will see it. Maybe you'll clean this room up.
Maybe you'll go like on a little like zips up clean spree for, you know, you put your little timer on and that's not likely. Oh, okay. Not likely. Uh-huh.
You're gonna sit down in your little dirty corner and dirty it up. That was a show. I guess. That's another.
Just really stupid. Just a little shout out. I'm like, you're a youngster. You're like, you're listening.
Whoops. What? What? For example, are we?
Why? Why? What? Well, we're not going to question it.
Whatever age they're blessed. Be able to hear a Del's voice. Oh, stop. A Del's healing voice.
Tell us all about birthday shout out number seven. No, you got to read it because it's to you. Hello, Mr. Barlow.
I'd like to send a birthday wish to my kiddo Owen who loves the pod. Obsessed with you, Owen. We love you. Whoa.
He loves your lo-fi. He loves your lo-fi world that I raised him on or in. You raised him in a lo-fi world. He always tells me about the podcast.
Yep. Turning 17, April 22nd. I enjoyed it. From Charlie.
From Charlie. I think the addables have kicked in. Oh, they haven't. Okay.
It's not possible. Owen, we're sorry. I enjoyed the age of 17 myself. Oh my gosh.
I feel like 17 is where all of these like people write songs, right? Where it's like, is that's not, is it called like the edge of 17? Or what's that song? 17.
Janice in? What? What about the sad song? It is.
Yeah. What about one Janice in? I know I'm venturing out into, um, is there a song called, did I just make that up or is that a real song or no? I don't know.
Edge of 17 on the end of 17. Sounds right. But isn't it also like in a lot of songs back not so much now? Is it like a Sarah McLaughlin song?
No. Is it an Indigo Girl song? No. I don't know.
I'm just saying that like, you know, something's sad on the edge of something. Like someone's always like 17 in a song and some old man's like, yeah, she's just turned in 17. Yeah. God.
She's not quite there yet. It's gross. Um, Owen. Oh, she's only 17.
Yeah. Isn't okay. Maybe that's she's only 17. Who is that?
Is that like, wing? What the fuck does that? Is it wing? She's only 17.
Guys. All right. Um, well, Owen, Owen turned 17 or he's turning 17 on the 27th. Yeah, he's still 16.
Oh, sweet. Birthday shout out number. Nugget. A bona fide birthday shout out bonafide.
This one is to someone's sister. So they'll take it away. He asked for you specifically. So I'm gonna lay out.
I'd like to send a bona fide birthday shout out to my sister Blair in Brooklyn, who's turning 43 on April 30th. Peace and love from her brother Mike and Atlanta. So Mike, let's be real Mike. So Blair's listening right now.
So brother and sister are both listening to Ron Prashins or you're gonna force her to listen to this and she's like, what the fuck is this? Is this is called a podcast? I'm never listening to a podcast again. Mike, reach out to us.
Let us know. What's what's happening here? Some people enjoy information free podcasts. That's what exactly what we are.
It's an information. Number nine. I want to circle back to Blair after number nine. And the on birthday, man.
Yeah. Yes. But they shout out number nine. Go.
No, you're gonna read it. What? You've only read like one. Here.
I want it nice and big on this one. He told me to shut the I can override him. It's fine. You can't override him.
I'm sure he'd love that. Where are we? Oh, happy fifth and 35th birthday to my furry fan of the podcast, Georgie Quinn. Loyal listener on drives to the park and trips into town since episode number one.
Is that a dog? Yeah. Okay. Love sharing life with you, G, from John, Jill, Mac, and Lil.
So this is a shout out to the dog. It's their companion who's heard every single episode. Because five and five times seven. So is it the dog years, right?
So it's 35 and dog years 35 and dog years. Georgie, I don't know if we should thank you or apologize that you've been there since day one. But wow, God bless. And that's a shout out to a dog.
I love that. Shout out. It could be whatever the fuck you wanted to be. And Georgie, yeah, thanks for thanks for listening.
Thanks for being so loyal. Aww. I wanted to circle back to Blair because, uh, wait, you know what? I'm gonna say one more thing and then I'm gonna circle back to Blair.
Okay. Okay. So this is my birthday shout out. Okay.
To my baby Izzy, who's not a little baby anymore. She turned nine on April 6th. Izzy, you were such a gift to this world. I hope your last year as a single digit is full of new travels, many play dates, lots of music, and endless hugs from all who know and love you.
Wow. How about that? That was magic. I just wanted to say about Blair.
It's not an Amy here every day. And I always think about Blair from Facts of Life. Hell yeah. Sassy flared hair.
She had her wings just, she wore a lot of like kind of pantsuit with skirt jacket like, um, I know. Yeah. Did you like Blair? I wanted to like Blair because she was the closest thing to an attractive.
She was the quote unquote hot one. She was the closest thing to a hot girl in Facts of Life. But I found that show. So I'm sexy.
It didn't give me anything I could use. It wasn't giving sexy, huh? Because at that point, when that show was on, I needed something. I needed to see something.
I needed some information that I could then take with fantasize about. I could go with me upstairs. I could, a journey. I could go on a journey and Blair, I tried.
I tried, but I could never get there. Blair. Not not not Blair. No.
In Brooklyn. Not you. Oh God. No.
Blair. You're great. I knew a Blair. Another Blair who lived in Los Angeles.
Her daughter Cortez. Oh, yes. That's right. Oh, well.
Is there any other blares in the world? Shout out Blair. Oh, there's a player's restaurant. Oh my gosh.
Blair's and silver. Like I don't know if that's still anymore, still there anymore. But dang, I used to love their braised short ribs. They were belted in your mouth.
Delish. So. Yep. Is that it?
Oh my gosh. Can you hand me that? Right here. My finger is pointing right there.
There's a handle and it shakes right here. Oh, this? Yeah. Oh, that's for Christmas.
Well, it's a holiday. It's a personal holiday. Happy birthday. It's your new year.
Every fucking year there is a day. The day that you were born and people say, you should get everything you fucking want. On that note, thank you for sending us your shout outs. I hope your people heard them and loved them and send us emails now for May at raw impressions podcast at gmail.com for your May birthday shout outs.
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