Ardy Party

by The Lonely Island http://www.thelonelyisland.com/ Lyrics: AKIVA I knew this cat named Ardy, he wore sandals and socks When he came to the party he would make sure it rocks He would flail his arms around and do the Ardy dance Leaving every mother fucker with bulk in their pants JORMA Aye yo it's Friday, you're at the jam of the year But something's missing there, man Ardy ain't here People standing on the wall, not freaking at all Check it, what you need to do man is give Ardy a call And then 60 seconds later there's a knock on the door My man Ardy with Bacardi sayin' "get on the floor" AKIVA And I've been getting down ever since he said that shit At the dance club having a conniption fit Now who rocks the party more than Ardy? ALL No one! AKIVA And who smokes base back of the alley? ALL Ardy! AKIVA When we found him on the street, he was homeless and shit So we addicted him to coke so he would be dependent Now if he wants more drugs he's gotta rock for us Go down the whole stroll and pick up cock for us JORMA Hey yo, Ardy's got the steps that'll move your body That's why we like the Ardy that rocks the party ALL We like the Ardy that rocks the party (We like the Ardy who rocks the party) (Sandals and socks, sandals and socks) (We like the Ardy who rocks the party) (Sandals and socks, sandals and socks) We like the Ardy that rocks the party AKIVA Yo, Ardy stinks like a mother fucker drownin' in shit But the crazy part is, how much I love that kid He's so intelligent and charming, ugly and disgusting For a hit of yay he'll do just about anything (Like suck my dick?) Hell yeah, he'll suck your dick nerd You're holding weight? He'll do anything (Word?) He wears glasses and has a haircut like a clown And if you got a girl over you don't want him around (Because he smells bad?) Naw dog, cuz he'll snatch her up Straight player for real sports sandals and socks JORMA Picture: the most disgusting fucking man on the planet Then multiply that by eight, god damn Ardy's great Do anything for my Ace, even clean his face When the schmutz starts to dry Plus he always stays laced in the brand new Tevas Plus the wool socks, you came here to party, he came to smoke rocks ALL We like the Ardy that rocks the party (We like the Ardy who rocks the party) (Sandals and socks, sandals and socks) (We like the Ardy who rocks the party) (Sandals and socks, sandals and socks) We like the Ardy that rocks the party JORMA Ardy, smoothest cat you've ever seen The chicks know what I mean GIRLS He's so fresh and so clean He'll rub up on your leg without warning Start humping it Oh boy, what's that smell in his pants? He's been dumpin' it True game. Making all the girls pause GIRLS Ardy you look good with that dump in your drawers AKIVA If Ardy ever stopped rocking you know we would kill him Roll him up in a carpet and throw him off of a buildin' So we slip him PCP whenever he's not lookin' So he keeps the party going from the floor to the ceilin' JORMA Yeah, he looks good when he's smoking those rocks And don't forget y'all he's wearing sandals and socks ALL We like the Ardy that rocks the party (We like the Ardy who rocks the party) (Sandals and socks, sandals and socks) We like the Ardy that rocks the party (We like the Ardy who rocks the party) (Sandals and socks, sandals and socks) We like the Ardy that rocks the party We like the Ardy that rocks the party AKIVA Sandals and socks, sandals and socks Sandals and socks, sandals and socks Sandals and socks, sandals and socks