Are we dead? Are we all dead? Are you??

A French artillery lesson, about buttsHow to tell the Fullcast hosts apart (it's based on how long since each of us has played Wave Race)Whole crew proceeds to fail to conclusively prove we're currently aliveWhat kind of boat is it on the river Styx, do you reckonVermont community theatre newsThank you for emailing us from workHolly ad Spencer made a zine, you will be able to buy it next week, like everything else they do it is nominally about college footballCatching up with Ol' Terry BikeassThe Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, give us $4 a month (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episodes. As of this recording we have delivered 32 bonus episodes since launching in August 2025, including five (5) new hours just this week. We think this is a pretty good deal (for you)The Shutdown Fullcast is produced by delicious and energizing Monster Energy Master Chief Michael Ray Surber Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Christian AshlockDID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s notBefore the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other workTravel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s other show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot existCheck out Surber’s band, Killer Antz (new album out now!)Purchase exclusive Shutdown Fullcast gear at preownedairboats.com, real website, not a trapThrough September 30, all proceeds from our PTKU merch collection will be donated to Alianza Translatinx