Are You Smarter Than A Journalist?

This is the Babylon Bee weekly news podcast for the week of 3/11/2020. In this episode of The Babylon Bee podcast, editor-in-chief Kyle Mann and creative director Ethan Nicolle discuss the week's big stories like all the democratic candidates joining their powers together into a giant mech to take down Bernie Sanders, Brian Williams' math makes everything clear for us, and Elizabeth Warren heads back home. 'Are You Smarter Than A Journalist?' becomes a real game show and Kyle and Ethan talk about billionaires.  In the subscriber portion, Kyle and Ethan talk about how women have tricked men into cooking and also discuss a Chick-Fil-A miracle. Ethan also pontificates on whether or not flies have souls. Pre-order the new Babylon Bee Best-Of Coffee Table Book coming in 2020! Show Outline Introduction - Kyle and Ethan talk about how we're not supposed to talk about cognitive decline and flubber-diddles. Ethan got to see comedian Norm MacDonald live. Coronavirus travel restrictions change some of Kyle's family plans. Story 1 - Dems Combine Into Giant Mech To Annihilate Bernie Sanders Right before Super Tuesday, Pete Buttigieg, Amy Klobuchar dropped out giving Biden a dominating election night. Biden got the Robert Francis O'Rourke to endorse him and promised Beto that he could head up his gun control efforts After a disappointed Super Tuesday, Bloomberg dropped out and endorsed Biden too. Kamala Harris endorsed Biden too. Story 2 -  Brian Williams To Host New Game Show 'Are You Smarter Than A Journalist?' How many people didn't catch this before airing this segment? Producer, scriptwriter, graphics guy, Brian, guest, etc. "Brian Williams" hosts an exciting episode of 'Are You Smarter Than A Journalist?'  Story 3 -  Warren Returns To Tribe In Shame After Failing To Take Land Back From The Pale Faces It's a sad story. Topic of the Week - Income inequality and the idea that billionaires are just sitting in a vault of hoarded cash and could solve everyone else's problems if they gave away all their cash. Looking at income inequality from Christian worldview. Love Mail/Hate Mail/ Feedback -  A reverend complains about having to keep explaining to people that the Babylon Bee is "SPOOF!" Paid-subscriber portion (Starts at 00:56:05) Story 1 - Miracle: Coronavirus Passes Over Houses With Chick-Fil-A Sauce Smeared On Door Posts Story 2 - Historians: Women Invented Grilling To Trick Men Into Cooking Become a paid subscriber at https://babylonbee.com/plans