Area 81 Newscast ep.1

News stories that you PROBABLY won't hear on Fox or CNN. I read them for the first time and without proofreading. A BRAND NEW short segment I want to do in between episodes.  1. A couple of lottery winners.... whom I hate. 2. An agro beefalo 3.Flight Simulator? Nah.... Passenger Simulator!!!! 4.Japanese flying cars 5. The Poop Soaked iPhone..... AND MUCH MORE!!!!!  Give us a listen .... now.