Armchair Expert: Wild Theft Stories From a Donkey Heist to a Cashew Disaster

From absurd petty theft to crimes with real fallout, this Armchair Anonymous edition turns a stealing theme into a rollercoaster of hilarious and jaw-dropping confessions. In this condensed recap of Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard and Monica Padman, callers share stories about stealing a concrete donkey in New York, a Kohl’s shoplifting arrest, smuggling spa cashews out of Cancun, and a dangerous insurance-job scheme in Melbourne. You’ll hear how impulsive decisions spiral, what happened when security and police got involved, and why some “perfect” crimes are anything but. Instead of sitting through the full episode, get the key moments and biggest revelations in minutes. Listen now to get the key ideas in minutes.