ARRTI 3: Archie Is The Kid from Strega Nona (S1:E3)

Welcome back to A Riverdale Runs Through It! This week we take a slow jaunt through Season 1 Episode 3 of the wildly popular, not at all emotionally draining, hit show Riverdale! Story beats include Archie being some sort of pasta fiend, Betty, and Veronica getting together to commit light murder, and Jughead interrogating Dilton Doily: The man who collected so many twigs he became immortal. If you would like Matt's Mom to partake of a specific drink make sure to submit it to [email protected] or on twitter @RiverdaleRuns and we will shout you out!