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I really out did myself didn't I? Writing the script for this season was a rough one for me.... Geno, Mr. Irrelevant, the fall of Russell Wilson, the start of an unknown podcast. All this to expose myself as the NFL script writer since 2019. Today I am here to announce the retirement of pure greatness. Stepping down from the post bestowed upon him, Chad Henne. If you really thought I was going to step down from writing NFL scripts you have no idea how much money they have wrapped up in this delusional head of mine, you would almost think I'm a cowboys fan...