I have all my teeth are bent on my teeth are fake. I had the leak when I was uh, what happened? I was born with a bird defect right in up teeth. Yeah, every baby has that birth effect.
Oh I Show everybody we're here with our old friend Billy Myers and PJ And for so old pithin JP pithin JP pithin. I love JP pithin fetal. That's correct. That's close That is the pithin fetal pithin fetal there it is Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, pithin fetal that is French Indian.
Oh, it's a close deep down brown right pithin fetal I'm intrigued by people like you yeah by racial people Are you half yeah half Indian and half Caucasian? Yeah, well I just I was speaking about somebody with a similar background recently where you go through life and people might assume upon first blush That you're like a white guy. Yeah, and I just think you have a really you say a white a white Yeah, I'm one of them. I mean, I'm mostly a white person like Indian people are kind of like the white people of Asian people like they're They don't even your struggles.
I'm offended on behalf of everybody Yeah, no people don't think I'm brown or Indian which is okay. That's it doesn't really affect me either way sometimes I get a lot of people ask me for a lot of job interviews because of my diverse last name and they really disappointed when I show up because You're pithin fetal. Yeah, people like you're looking for diverse hiring so calm I'm a lot of job interviews. I get like every job interview that I play for and get none of them right You don't look like yeah, yeah, they say the resume and they go this guy's gonna look great number Yeah, you just prove that if you're a minority it's easy to get a job.
I mean yeah, I think that I think that's just we know that right I didn't know I didn't like proven well the cliche why guys there's different cliches about what different kinds of minorities a certain Asian last name might suggest certain things about you For example, I think the typical experience of black Americans is that they're less likely to get a job interview If they have a name that obviously telegraphs black I guess it depends on the job But I mean if you have a name if you have a name that tell us black is that like a like a Zimbabwe name or like a Nigerian name Because most black people just have a regular less like American last name, right? Well, yes and no, I mean the first names aren't right They've done studies where they literally send out the exact same resume with like John Smith and then a very big like Jameric way just see what happens black man I think you're quite a bit of a place in the 90s. Yeah, I would never hire a jammer Yeah, you shouldn't be trouble. No, what no the musician.
Oh, is that a musician's name? Well, you know who you're very well. I have a fun name. Oh, do you I'm 27?
Yeah, that's fair Yeah, there was this guy. Oh man. This is you missed that guy It used to wear funny hats white guy, right? Okay, and he like did like kind of like Justin Timberlake stuff before Justin Timberlake And then he made a music video where he did a dance on a treadmill and it was huge.
It was huge and he sucked giant It was really not very good. Yeah, he was like if you liked Stevie Wonder when he looked like Stevie Wonder Maybe you'll like us a little British man in a hat, but not a black guy. No I was so off the bar. He looks like I'm missing wallberg that video was Didn't get like any milk as a kid.
He's like he's in the back of the burger restaurant like a lactose intolerant wall But that's exactly right. Yeah, I got you guys. I got energy shots that are healthy. Oh, oh Lord We're not saying that your brain doesn't work.
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Yeah, I don't smoke marijuana. I never since I've smoked a marijuana I do occasionally have some pretty strong dreams. Oh, right? Yeah, sure I got a friend staying here right now and she said before she went to sleep next to me that she has been known to Sleep talk trying to think of one thing that they said that I'd be like I don't want to hear that if you're unconscious and you're talking I'm pretty intrigued, you know a lot that goes on in there.
Yeah, cuz I'm like why would you say that? You know like even if it's a bad thing I'd be like why I don't blame you're unconscious, you know Yeah, you get to kind of see what they're dreaming about a little bit. I must eat you that would be I'd be like Oh, but still I'd be like, okay Are there any things that are way could utter unconsciously that would be an actual deal-breaker and bombs, okay? There you go.
Yeah, you're not sure He said in a friendly way, you were like, yo, what's up my embalm? I'm like, okay, or if he was rapping Okay, okay Yeah, they had the embalm in a bit. It was a good verse from my beat. I don't know if it's a solid verse delivered credibly, but it did not have an Enbomberage Then I would then I'd be worried in the morning when you they said you were never gonna have tea I didn't have adult teeth growing by my baby teeth.
So you did get baby teeth I got some baby teeth, but some of them were missing too, but then they just took so hell until cuz they had to wait for your head to grow to put in Teeth right I had a shitty mouth. That was about 19. Oh wow. Yeah, it was a couple of baby teeth Yeah, I like seven baby teeth.
So you were a virgin for a long time. I'm a virgin now dude really sexual. Yeah Shut up. No, that's that's me.
I'm a sexual. I don't want to bone. No. What's that really?
It's pretty much done I get so much more done and also, you know, I'm lazy like everyone else, but I get a shit more done But also like I don't know I have my own things. I'm not like I'm interested in dating romantically and I have sex I guess I have sex like wow that is really bad. That is a turn on in itself I don't have a sex drive. We're like a very very minimal one.
I don't I don't cough really I don't do you have I have was a bad people told me no, it was just it was like is it like ill do you regret it before you? I'm not grossed out by I'm not scared of sex, but I just don't have like everybody talks about other hornings I don't really get horny. I don't I very much don't like think about sex or yeah You have a very very low sex if I can I ask the times that you have opted to To what sometimes there's just like a stress relief to it, but I don't really But you have a mental aid or do you have a mental image? I guess when you see boobies do you think hell you know?
No, I mean the things that will work for me if anything is like romantic stuff Man Locker Magic was a wizard a girl was it no, I mean just I guess not necessarily there's a weird I'm also like there's a weird thing where like I'll get I'll be slightly interested in a Wizard turning a man into a woman. That's like a that's a trans thing. I'm also non-binary I'm not gonna be trans, but that's like a people in it's like sexual interest in people turning from like magically from a man into a woman That'll like perch. I don't know where that'll get me somewhere.
I guess sometimes what yeah, it's wait wait you know I do a lot of that fast Okay, do the wizard part first because I feel like I can understand the second the second part where to me That is the little engine of a sex drive because I can see the fluidity of the gender stuff is something that you find appealing wizards Equation because I I'm super Love trans people, but I'm not I would never be trans I would never fully transition I want to be a woman I want to be a woman but only if it was done with like magic snap of the fingers everything's perfect You want to be a woman? Yeah, if I could like do it perfectly I'm happy with the way I look and way I am but it would be like I would never want to go through the process of transitioning With today's sciences, but in my the like, you know It'd be happier as a woman you reckon I don't know if I'd be happier, but I'd be happy I would be I mean I'm not binary so I could kind of go either way pissed your man not pissed a little bit bumped Sometimes you'd be like man. I wish I was a woman. There's a lot of times even in this society.
Sometimes. Yeah, what makes it seem better Is there's a lot of stuff? I don't really can you wouldn't have a sweet beard? You know that right?
You know people figured I could that's true. I guess but I would also I don't know There's a lot of it's kind of just in my heart I know like I also like most of my friends are women I relate to I connect with them more and also just my whole life I kind of known but it's it's hard because there's a lot of it's hard to pinpoint any specific thing because there's a lot of men and women that Aren't that different and there's a lot of like similarities and it's not necessarily about like their bodies It's more like their journey that I'm more interested in I guess but I don't I just kind of there's something in me That just feels like I maybe would rather that yeah, it's a gut conviction. It's yes That is it's so core to you that it's kind of hard to articulate but I'm also like very I'm not unhappy with how I am I'm like I'm not binary I am super happy with how I look who I am my sexuality I'm comfortable with my skin I think I like the idea of wizards because if we could with a magic wand turn somebody into a woman That's just like bandaid ripped off You're done, but the idea of like going through the five-year process of transitioning and spending all this money and exams and that I have some friends are doing that right now. Sounds truly like I couldn't do it.
Yeah, ever No, no, no sounds like they're doing it because they really believe that they're the opposite They truly like have no other option. Yeah, which I do I feel like I can be in the middle right right now You don't really want to feel sexual. Yeah, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm trying to get one thing right right now.
You're doing great. You're in the fall part for sure I don't even fully know the answer to what I am. I'm figuring it out Yeah, could you still pretty young to have all that in there? Yeah, I was listening around stuff And I also grew up really I grew up in a cult so like I was grew up really hell God keep the guy a break wait is the guy a break is that in God?
No, when I said give the guy a break Guys fine. I also don't I prefer to say they if you want sorry, man. I know that stuff. I've got friends You can do your best.
I don't I don't go down on people when they try their best That's true Energy right it seems so exhausting. Yeah, they tried no I never really I never like I like it's hard to explain like have you ever wanted to like if I don't want it to do something ever and I Like role blade I would love to roll it. Yeah, I wouldn't okay So if you know why the world wait, why would you really get your shoes? I've had no interest in that.
Oh my goodness Let me ask you something cuz you know, there's a trouble being a rumble bean There's this school of thought that I think is fairly well established that the seal so has another sex truck Thank god, so there's this idea that we're all like everything that we do is driven ultimately by sex right? Michael To extend They're right It seems to fuck up. It's the better way. Yeah, can you give me a magic spell?
Well, I make it happen to me just start start doing puzzles more That's what that's what that's what that's all that isn't that crazy? Because you like puzzles I love puzzles really yeah, and I can't stop thinking about sex. Yeah, remember that on your snails song No, wait, it's dark. Oh, wait, I'm going song.
No well. Yeah, I mean it seems like a lot of people's fucking issue Yeah, well, here's what I'm getting at though So there's this idea that we all are aware of the obvious ways which you're driven by sex when you like staying a relationship You shouldn't be in or you stay out late when you should probably go home because you think you might meet somebody But there's this I forget for the philosopher But it's a very very very well established thing that it's like the reason why you bother to get a job is because you want to get some Money in some prestige so that you will be attractive to a mate the reason why you like comb your hair is because you're trying to be attractive to a mate that Sex is driving stuff that we don't even associate with sex. So I'm wondering have you noticed on more subtle basic day-to-day? Levels the fact that you're not ultimately trying to pursue that there's other behaviors that you don't really give a shit about that a lot of people seem to take Very seriously.
Yeah, I mean I think so I don't really go to bars never I drink I smoke I prefer to like hang out with people that I know and I'll meet new people for the sake of doing it But it's never like I never interested in meeting people for that because I might find somebody to fuck right sure I I have romantic desires like I would I'm definitely not planning on going through life single my entire life And I'm not you had a romantic fling I have had I've had people that I've gone dates That's like the closest ever got it But we get where you have romance with somebody and then they go hey Let's bone you like I don't really want to do that and they go what do you mean? Yeah, we're gonna cross we have a cross that bridge yet, but I think I was like really into somebody I mean that's a thing I don't really know what will happen when I get there I like to think that if I was really into somebody it's not like I can't get hard I can I'm my body works but I was like I think if I was like really into somebody and like had Things have gone to a certain place I could get myself there, but I honestly don't know I don't know what that will be I've gone there so I have no idea how that's gonna happen But yeah, I think I'm having my own issues, but I there's definitely a lot of most of my motivation Another motivation is sex driven I don't think that's as I don't think it's unusual I think there's just more people that feel that way that would never claim that look I think most guys have experienced a situation where you're maybe with a woman and you're like cool I want to have sex and so does she and then after a little while in the relationship you're like hmm she doesn't really want to have sex It's almost like she kind of never really wanted to have all that much sex many people have been in that relationship Because I was at annoying I'm just saying maybe some of those women are like I'm really not all that motivated to do this But clearly it's just he's not gonna stick around if I don't do that Maybe if I do it for a while, I don't know I'll figure it out after that Maybe some of those women are it's because it's not none of these things are cut and tried It's not like they're asexual day and at the whole time It was like yeah, I did it with you like eight times I didn't feel like I needed to do it eight thousand more And also I I can I connect with people and I I can have feelings with people so I I would assume if I had sex with somebody I would never be able to have a one-night stand Yeah, but like if I had sex with somebody that really like I assume the I would enjoy just being with them Regardless of what the activity was you know a warlock to sweep you off your feet. Yeah, I'm a good Would you enjoy kissing or zack? Was it fun?
Yeah, yeah, well I've kissed a few times most of the time It was like at the end of a day that like I never really had an interest in I've never gotten a day where I've liked the person Most of the people I like are like I don't really like anybody since high school that hard because I closed myself off And I like focused on career or whatever and also I got last time I like somebody I got because I was in a cult and Well, my parents were in a cult and I had a cult I actually forgot about that part It was an extreme It was an extreme Christian like I don't know exactly what was called Bay leaf But it was an extreme Christian We had it was a neighborhood where we weren't really supposed to interact with people outside of our church And I went to the school was connected to the church and like every extracurricular activity like baseball Tic-1-doh was all piloted by the church They tell us you to vote for like how to behave and one day I liked a girl and then had an anxiety attack because I was about to ask her out and then kind of blacked out And I woke up in a car with my principal taking me to a mental hospital And then they like kind of they sent me in there and I was there for like about a little over a week And then after that I was like okay, I'm not gonna attack. Yeah, I've definitely been belonging there I was like roommates with a guy I got push up against the wall shank was held to me I was in there with like rapists with skits of phrenics. I did not attack. Yeah, it was absolutely did not belong and how well We were this song was 18 Wow.
Yeah, I didn't even like TPA. How did that not get you a panic attack? It was not I was not doing well in the mental hospital. It was free.
It was not good I was upset the whole time and then after that I actually did ask the girl out and she said no Well, oh I was a prisoner. That's what changed for. Yeah, I know no she said no to me. No one you don't have sex Yeah, I don't want to I guess part of me like I'm working on opening myself up again.
I'm I'm you want to go out with a girl, right? Yeah, I'm more interesting girls. I think I would date a guy if I found the right one But I think I was a watch guy. They're always want to want to burn.
That's the thing it was What's really what about Marcy Marcy? Yeah, like the Smith's guy. Yeah, what's what I bone him? He's I think he's fake a sexual, but he's claims he is who I mean I couldn't I mean there's certain people I couldn't not fuck if they came to me Or if the opportunity was out there like more is more to you live.
Yeah, it's fair questions Yeah, I think I think it's more so he came to my door and was like you want to sex? I'm like yeah, I guess yeah, why you like him. No because it's more see and I can't like not I think that's how you say no, I don't really like him, but it's Marcy so you respect him for what I like the Smith's Oh, okay, I like I say you do like it. I mean yeah I never like lifted his picture enough times like no by physically he used to be somewhat attractive and now he's not he's got Like poofy here, right?
Yeah, I mean I think he was a handsome young man, but he's kind of let himself go I definitely have sex with him just for the story Okay, who's not who make who's your off the top of your head? Give me a couple of names that you just couldn't say no if they were okay? No, he's he's pretty much on that. Okay, you didn't say it but he said it It's the obvious choice.
It's pretty basic. It's beautiful. You know mentioning goes you realize I don't think there's a weird thing where I When I celebrity crush it's usually guys, but when I local get to know somebody crush It's usually women. I think like in the abstract when I think about who I want to fuck Maybe it's just me.
I'm more comfortable admitting to one of the guys in like when there's celebrities I'm trying to think of a woman that I would deli pun Yeah, and when she was young see maybe I didn't know it. I've only known old dolly pardon show young deli pardon Yeah, see what young deli pardon she was cute. She's still a great. She's got I like the cowgirl Good going over any year she wanted it.
Yeah, okay, I know how about that. I don't know it's too much She's just she's just like I don't like big personalities. Yeah, she's almost she's always been like almost a parody of over the top So you'd be more of a Fiona apple gate is that a name? Appel this guy's so I don't think my arm you can stop him.
He'll break your seat. Okay Yeah, I don't think it's impossible that you could have an unconventional upbringing and then arrive at the Sexual identity that you have arrived at it was like a nature nature, but it's tempting to see a connection there I'm sure there's connection. I was taught that masturbating and having sex with semi to burning and hell I don't believe in that stuff anymore, but there's like a there's a residual impact Yeah, just easy to leave well enough alone. Yeah, and I mean I'm sure if I had sex drive it would like it would come out and I would feel it because I don't get I don't get anybody That had a sex drive that didn't have sex for their twenty seven over period probably a lot more mad than I am Yeah, probably very sexually frustrated isn't really come out.
I'm a chill fella But yeah, I was raised to like not don't ever have sex like my sex talk was with my dad We had a five-hour drive to a Lego convention and he put in five CDs that told me to never have sex until I married It was like another guy talking to me put CDs in and we just send silence listening to this like podcast a teeth Yeah, yeah, my teeth are gone. Yeah, you were you had no teeth until you were 19 right? Did you get picked on oh, yeah, I got I got hard for I got like 80s movie bully like beat up black eyes locker Rock everybody know people picked on you. I was just a no teeth.
I was scrawny little nerd There was like people put hands on you for being a nerd. Yeah for sure. Do you know who they are? Yeah, I can listen names right.
I beat them up dude. Yeah, I can actually got hit by a semi. He died. He died Yeah, it was awesome Semi on the highway Yeah Robert's near own Cape Fear Just take out one of those poppers The whole time he's mom's having a Holy shit for the light.
Just like yeah Yeah, when he got teeth did things change the day you came to school with teeth I mean there was definitely like I don't know about change I was never like a popular kid. I was never like a but when I came and I had teeth people were like oh, yeah teeth now I also I got a smile a lot when you got teeth. Oh, yeah way more I did not I like I like I like mouth smiles before teeth I would like all the time but I also by the time I got teeth I was not being bullied as much anyways like I entered high school people have matured I got bullied a lot of middle school and before that but when I teeth people were just like well And then that's like when I the middle hospital stuff happens So I got teeth and then I got the confidence to ask somebody out and then clearly that didn't work out for me So you were gonna ask your ab and you were nervous you had a panic attack with no teeth and you went to a mental hospital Then you got out got to yeah, that was before teeth No, so I did ask her out before teeth and then you answer out with teeth and got denied no I did ask her out with before teeth to I was like a little bit after because I was 18 when I happened I got teeth at 19, but it was like it was I asked her out a second time But it was kind of a fake out with teeth and she's still I asked her to prom So it wasn't like a formal ask out that it was like do you want to go to prom and you just said no so that was what you pick the wrong one I don't know you can't switch especially when you're like an adolescent emotions are so you just had it in for her Yeah at the time. Yeah, for sure dumb dumb kids still yeah, I don't say anything, but you remember these people seems Oh, yeah, I remember these people you have a good memory or do you just have a memory for these people that screwed around in your I have a pretty good memory in my childhood.
I especially before I started smoking weed I have a pretty good memory of mostly shit I will be when you started to burn weight pandemic. Oh, so pretty recent. Yeah, I got like I was because I left my parents Cult in high school to go college, but then I was still kind of pretty I didn't really do anything in college either I'm going from a cult to college must have been quite the training I went to a Christian college to see not much of a train It wasn't much I got I drank and like partied a little bit But I was in Christian college with a lying and do they all party and finger each other or what not the people I was hanging out with they were abiding they were abiding they would have sex once they got into relationships, but they weren't know Instead of in the vagina. I'm sure because that never made sense to me Like I was like just boner.
You know me like stuff although to the butts Oh, it's not yes, it is it's a you're fucking I think I would hate the but more than regular sex I think he's pretty cool. I don't know but yeah I don't think I give a shit as a stupid dumb things we do agreed I don't believe God is a person then he doesn't even have a butt. It's like a thing, you know like Jesus. He was cool Yeah, I thought yeah, he was cool.
He was cool. He was good Thanks for sure. Yeah, yeah, he's down for whatever you wanted to do Me all the prostitutes all the time and they have in the butt for sure. Yeah, I'm sure it was like a relaxed vibe He was like he seemed like a good guy It's just all the other people that made him look bad for the sake of money The Christians really took his message the wrong way he was hanging out with prostitutes like we should be and then you're like no Yeah, well this said it's like we hate prostitutes.
I'm like, you know the guy that started this was a huge fan, right? I'm not saying he like ordered them I'm saying he was cool with being their friends because that's a thing if you have a job and you don't like that job Like unless it's like a job where you murder people or you know mean do really bad things to somebody It's just a job like it and if it's a hard job You should respect me even more let alone not less like that just seems so harsh like this But like I don't know how hard it would be but I'm assuming that having sex with people for money all day would be hard labor It's just exhausting. Yeah, two thousand years ago. Yeah.
Whoa. Oh, you've angered the god You've angered Yeah, so we have a segment that we like to do JP when we make a new friend to help get to know this person Okay, and it's just we just ask you more is there to know about JP I pretty much lay it all out. You really don't go for it. These are less invasive We just asked there's just things that are out there in the world They some people like and some people don't like and we ask our new friend if they like these things, okay?
And then Jason and I compete we try to guess okay if you like this one can't say whether you like it until we guess Yeah, poker face. Yeah poker face. Okay cool. Okay.
Um, do you like circles? It's a good poker face. That was good. I actually get a manger.
Yeah, it's a poker face. Yeah, yeah, I'm trying to hold this I think yeah, I reckon he does because circles are like, you know, you get to shape and shapes are like cool for like Fitting into puzzles even though a circle must be very difficult to fit into a puzzle, but still Puzzles yeah, but if you're an advanced puzzler a circle probably gives you a bit of a boner You know metaphorically speaking obviously and you would be they would be into that because it's like a challenge and you know It seems he seems you know puzzles math, you know, I mean like numbers you know, I mean the numbers person Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think you like circles. Yeah, I would go so far as to say that you like like the the number like pie How many donuts have you had Billy's is the third one? I like for you.
Yeah, I appreciate it No one else is even done us and I'm one of those for everybody The mama and alert and I'm just enjoying you doing you're just enjoying listening to JP tell us tail right? So Jason you were guesses any love circles, okay? Not only does he think they're okay, I'm saying he loves them and I'm saying looking for a bonus point And I am agreeing that you love circles. That's cheating And it's totally cheating because when you got here right outside you're like I love circles.
Did I say that? Oh, yeah, I did say that. Yeah, what the hell? That's all the way to say that you love circles before you go to the studio.
How the hell does anybody come up with that sentence before they Get into this thing. I went right on the list when you said that We've never asked You know what you were right sometimes puzzles do like thousands of puzzles have circle pieces and it's the best piece It's the best piece I would be on for that piece. It's absolutely Even seen a puzzle in my life and I assumed that that would be a thing sometimes Circle because that's a make sense head of fit. No, it's just it's just like other pieces built around it It's yeah, it's was a circle.
Yeah, now it's not I've ruined it. That's me. I love circles. They're perfect Hey, me Doesn't matter that I cheated I got it correct Yeah, that's JP I drive a mini cooper and the best part of me could be if you've been in one is everything in the car's a circle like the key Like the keys a circle.
This is the key made no wonder people beat you up at school. Yeah, I know it makes sense I'm like I think you don't want to get laid Most of what I am works out for me Like a circle in a puzzle Does JP like birds? Oh hell yeah, I really don't it's on the edge my show. Yeah, it does birds are similar to Wizards because they fly and when they open their arms they got wings and some wizards turn into birds and wizards are friends with birds I bet she likes hummingbirds Good poker face.
Oh, that's a good solid poker face, but I see the boner in his eye. He loves I can start actually talking about the birds. He's got a hummingbird feeder in his house Yeah, I'm gonna say yes as well and I'm basing that mostly on the fact that you're done I'm gonna freak out. I'm gonna face that mainly on the fact that your Instagram bio line is I quite like birds Did you cheat?
I was already putting together does JP like it when all the sudden I look at your Instagram and all it says is I like Birds and show up and you're like by the way, I like circles. Thank you miles Cheats like you shouldn't get points for cheating. Yeah, I mean you look at my most I Know If you would take to the back of me in my beer, I'm not to the front She'd be in this game because this guy's cheating I have no point I have no the first two or two I wasn't expecting you to volunteer liking somebody random things so the rest of these are the real questions does JP like theme parks. Oh That's a tough one because Yes, because they're themed.
Mm-hmm, but if the theme park has like an aggressive rollercoaster He doesn't seem like he wants to go really fast in a rollercoaster because that could be scary and he's a nerd And nerds don't like seeking thrills But sometimes nerds do like finding things that seem dangerous that aren't actually because it makes them feel like they're dangerous Yeah, but you believe that like one time I told my wife that I wanted to do something that involved flying and she said she got me like a Brupon or something to go do this thing where you sit in this little like baby harness and there's a little balloon thing and you fly along a Cliff and just go back and forth along the cliff and the wind keeps you up there and like you do it the first time you do it You're like well am I gonna die and then after 10 seconds? You're like now I'm just like a like a thrill ride or you know you're literally were not attached to anything You're like in a balloon going around but like the like a parachute kind of thing well all the it sounds crazy It sounds so dangerous and the other guys like okay, we're gonna push off now You're like I don't feel so good about this because it's really hard down there And then you just do it and you're like oh like a child could do this and all the guys that were coming in I thought the most interesting part of it because I was bored after like an hour and I think that would impossible all the guys Like yeah pretty sick wind today. It's pretty good time. I'm like oh this is where people who are scaredy cats come to pretend Exactly.
Yeah, but you said theme park I did and if you love wizards, how could you not like a themed park? And is there not a themed park that doesn't have a wizard in it? I'm going to answer your question based on the fact that he runs shenanigans as a show I would think theme parks are pretty Fountain fluid at the at the Bally room he's a thrill seeker Between fountain fluid and water he poured a beer in his mouth and then was going Tiki room. Yeah.
Yeah, you know the Tiki room you love me parks The reset was awesome. Yeah, I think we all think I do I don't love love I enjoy it I've had good memories. I will say until about a year ago. I My friend and you guys know Angie's job my friend and I had me come I love beating her down One day every single time she sees me she I saw the riffraff and I was back in the back of the crowd And she came over and double hand down wrestled me Hope alive She why would she on a birthday and we went to six flags and I'd really the only little customer have ever been on was Space Mountain, which is like easy, but then I was like I was kind of with all my friends And I didn't want to look like a pussy so I just went on all of them and I fucking loved it I like I spent 25 years of my life just assuming that I do you want to feel sick and tell you Let me hang it.
It's what yeah, I feel like a bird flying through the sky. I was a fucking bird It was awesome if you do the spider-man right sorry Superman. No Batman ride. You would feel no Maybe it is a Superman ride.
I don't know but you they hold you hold your hands up and you'd be flying like a wizard Really? Oh, okay, I have to find that I have to do these things. I still have a lot of my life assuming I was afraid of things that I ended up I used to think I hated horror movies and I started watching those like oh I love these I don't know what I just got You're like horror movies are right I like scary horror movies. I like scary horror movies I like gore in action movies, but when it's like weird intricate or like in in like hostile when they cut the To I love Tarantino I'm like what a very is not good for you, right?
I think I like I just very stuff a lot I like right a very right I haven't seen the hostile movies, but like the saw movies those are frequently called their torture porn. It's not even really scary I see the first one was that first and second one were pretty okay I like the third one saw yeah And then the third one was like that to the third one yeah, they just they'd die and then he comes back to life from every single Thing that would kill anybody and that's like well then kill him and I there's no surprise We sit back up you really save a fire for like a day and then he just got out of it He shows brains out of the back. He's had he got up. He walked out of it So now like oh you stabbed him.
Oh, I wonder if you'll come back Right we did a movie review I think right on one of the Halloween movies might be a wizard at this point for sure Definitely at the end Jamie Lee Curtis decapitates because my eyes Yeah, and it's just like okay if the main heroine comes back after eight movies and decapitates him and you still make four after that Superglue is back. Yeah Halloween Australia wouldn't have Halloween so that was really yeah It's gonna do with it too, but still Halloween the movie definitely gave kids in Australia a chance to get candy from strangers Oh, yeah, and nothing bad happened as a result of that one Lights in your cookies never once Yeah, how would how would that even work? It doesn't I mean can you imagine because you give mapples? There's no way to get a razor way you would see where the razor blade went into the apple That's right if I got an apple as a kid.
I just chuck it as soon as I Yeah, I wouldn't yeah, there's no way even if you were friends face it comes off That's kind of funny Enough to put a razor blade in an apple and clever enough to close it off in such a way that you Couldn't notice it which is very unlikely and impossible in order and then you decided to eat the apple not throw it at your friend Even when you hit the razor blade in the apple bite it I would notice You got your gut yeah, yeah, I'm gonna swallow it That's a crazy way to eat anything. It's also an impossible way to eat an apple I'm gonna put razor blades of the donuts get off the nuts Try to teach kids how to chew I know T-th what you ate I had baby teeth and I also had like I had like I hated them I never used them, but I had like things I would put over the teeth Yeah, they were like they weren't like these though They were like clear and I put them over for like helping eating when I had baby teeth my baby teeth stayed in because there's nothing To push them out so my baby teeth stayed over time they kind of fall out But you up until the very end I had like about seven and with those bad boys get through like a candy bar or like Yeah, I couldn't eat most actually like toffee but I could eat steak right like two things Taffy sucks. What kind of teeth do we talk in like what's that guy in the goonies? Did you have like teeth like that?
Oh, we're all picturing sloth, right? Like yeah, I had like a couple hanging out with the big gaps. Yeah, they're oh such big gaps They're all their chicklets their entire little chiclets with big gaps. Yeah big gaps All right like like four on top of three on bottom and you've seen I had molars That's the other thing I had so you can do something in the back with I had mollies I can get in the back so you had the tear up front just enough and then you had the Nash yeah, I have three real molars So so my mouth hell yeah, I was a fake shut up Yeah, they did they did a lot of work in those young and years well you guys saw the the bridge collapse right that was caused by some sort of I didn't see that what happened.
Oh my goodness about the bridge in the whole bridge went tumbling down in Maryland Cars really long car Yeah, it was big one of these like they were bringing I think they're gonna Sri Lanka It's a huge cargo boat with all those cargo containers on it and they lost control of it It wasn't like a human driving it doesn't seem like a human error kind of thing. It seems like the systems went Yeah, yeah, a few people Yes They actually did I believe manage to pull some people out which is the miracle but no people certainly that the waters really really cold There too, those are all bridges like that or they're there. That's a bad bridge. Yeah, okay Well, I mean you're asking a guy that's guessing but I think that went down way too I think so that was like like Lincoln logs I am I'll thank you for bringing that up that thing to sit in miles as the bridge expert of the Jason I'll show that is a bad bridge.
There's so much room for it to not hit that pole like there's so much space It could have gone not to mention like how many feet before you were like it's going right for the that thing, you know Yeah, I think that's the point is that the person who was in control of it was not in control of it Well, they do it on Smoko It was right there on Smoko. I think it basically had a mind of its own and they were in the whole test here it Yeah, I don't even know if it was supposed to go under that bridge Oh really? Oh, she didn't even go in the direction. Don't quote me on that But there's like various waterways there like it would not that way it wasn't because I don't think that's not like a bridge That goes out of the bridge, but it had a lot of space to not hit the foundation of the bridge The more importantly do you like mustard?
Okay back to pocketface. Yeah, I'm pretty sure he does. Yeah, see mustard is Love your poker face is so good. It is it's edgy, you know cuz mustard is he could be a guy and don't take this the wrong way All right, but you could be a guy Sorry, you could be a person that has some picky eating.
Yeah, you're a picky You could also not be I'm just judging this off Being into wizards Being into wizards like really into wizards could be you know like I don't like certain vegetables You know, but then he's got the head no teeth and now he has teeth So you'd want to chew everything But condiments have always been available to him. There's never been a time where he couldn't down a condiment At times they may seem like a old friend right right, but now could be now look at me Anything right so I don't even need a condiment anymore. So screw you mustard. Yeah, he's definitely a catch-up guy because he likes french fries Good poker face.
Mm-hmm. I can easily see vegetarian vegan which would figure into this so you would mean you're being disrespectful But it's like you think because he's he's a bit of a nerd that he likes nerd feet nerd food Necessarily let a nerve don't eat healthy true and mustard is mustard is like people that like mustard like sausages Like can be wrong there, but Mustard is a you know like a mustard in a hot dog He just doesn't look like a he doesn't look like a person that wants hot dogs with all the things on it You know he looks like They look like they want a hot dog with one condiment on it in that condiment in your opinion is catch-up Yes, yes, it is. So you're saying he doesn't like mustard. I'm gonna say that he doesn't like mustard So you like honey de jon, but did does that count?
We'll strike the fucking like yellow yellow or brown brown mustard no if you're just like I hate mustard I fucking love honey mustard. We'll strike the question. Yeah, I don't know what to do See to me the whole answer here. It's not about do you like mustard It's do you hate mayo and I have a feeling that you do not like mayonnaise and so often you reach a fork in the road where it has to be one Or the other and it does not you can hate both I hate both I find very many people who will do mustard It's because they because mayo is just a bridge too far for them I agree that you like I've never met a single person who hates ketchup It's kind of a weird position to hold agreed But I think there's a chance that you could be Vegan or have gone through a vegan phase in which case mustard is one of your only friends I'm gonna guess he's indifferent and I think you'd also just be see you being a stick to the basic safe eater And also I just I'm not I'm none of the things I just mentioned and I like mustard I think he says it like sex.
What's the point? I think you like mustard. I think mustard's okay. I Don't care.
I'm not I'm not a pick eater I really pretty much anything and hot dogs. I like I like fucking stacking up hot dog But I don't care about mustard's not like really really right, but he will not really say you like it. I said it's a different care As far as my like condiment rakings like it goes the big three would go like mayo ketchup mustard That's fair. I like them together Together more than separated what about relish.
That's fine. I was just fine. What do you like more relish or mustard mustard? I think if I'm getting a hot dog, I'll do all three things and onions.
Yeah basic hot dog You and me are in the same place on condiments. Yeah, I'll do it all I mean they were made I like getting food the way it was intended to be eaten Oh, like whatever whatever the chef or hot dog sales person makes and says it's best whatever the picture is That's what I want. Okay, then I would classify that as somebody who likes mustard. Yeah, I like mustard, but does he like vampires?
Hell yeah Good poker face, but it's too late Wizards have got teeth vampire. Yeah, they're mystical. They are theme parks They've got some pretty sweet teeth and he loves teeth vampires are romantic Yeah, right and they I mean they don't play it makes me think he likes they don't play that they want a boner I mean some movies played it They want a lot that's just like to sell tickets to people like me But really vampires are way more about the romance than the than the bone I don't know I always felt like the whole going in for the neck thing was pretty clearly a metaphor for that is that that is the sex Oh, I thought it was because they wouldn't blood well Yeah, but I mean it's like they're motivated to physically seal the deal with people not just write them love letters We yeah, but when they love somebody it's very romantic. I think they're both romantic and sex.
I love a guy This is for I don't give up really you Man, I'm just a spectator today. You're doing a great job doing well Anybody out there have a shot for every donut yeah, Billy has to see if you can't get wasted in the Jason's episode brought to you by baby's Yeah, okay I think I'm really two like vampires I like I like the Victorian like Dracula like I like vampires as villains yeah me to I don't necessarily I've never even seen Twilight honestly, but I just don't feel like I'm a vampire movie. Yeah, we're like toilets for douches Yeah, I like I don't I assume I would like to I like or like you see with a vampire No, but I think that's the kind of thing you know you need to see interview with the vampire TV show is that good It's better. Oh really the first time I've ever seen a TV show that beats the movie Okay, and there's like this thing behind it where the lady that wrote interview with the vampire The book is like there's more realistic stuff in the TV show than the movie because when the movie came out We couldn't handle the gay yeah when that came out so they trained they changed it to be that's not they're not as gay as you think They are super good like each other but in the actual book they're full-on homos well and then in the TV series full-on homos Okay, I'll take that out.
I like yeah, I like I like what we do in the shadows. That's a fun one That is like any time like vampires are like actual monsters. I like that I don't mean to Or blade blade blade blades less vampire II and more super here. Yeah, it's still fun.
Yeah He's like I do I do think they need to be a little bit sexy. You're great a little bit sexy. How to cape Yeah, I think I'm a kid I was sophisticated and less barbaric is a vampire swagger. Yeah, especially the street if That's a good one very hot Yeah, out of all the puppets he is he's pretty suppose most fuckable.
It says me street character I Think that big bird is the only is there another tall one I feel like if you don't love it guess is the biggest maybe snub a look is I just think if you fuck any of the short ones It's gonna feel like yeah Bert's like in his mid-40s, but he's yeah, but you're gonna fuck Bert with her knee right there like I do but I'm doing it I think Bernie Bernie will just be thankful that you gave the night off. Yeah, I'm gonna fuck that number eight Yeah, it's just got two eyes right here and the two fucking holes have at it fucking fucking up up it I mean Miss Piggy, she's so mean I don't know. I also miss Piggy feel like she get really attached Yeah, that'd be terrible But the she also knows she's she's an mmf fighter to Jason she could be the one that takes you the defeat me Miss Piggy'll take you down. Yeah now the how you does look pretty sexy if he for Sutherland in Lost Boys Okay shows that your house and it's like take me now.
It's but it's vampire. It's he is real I think I'm not like I think yes because I'm not I'm asexual, but I'm not like my virginity to me isn't sacred Yeah, but I would like not to lose it on a whim So if I think if I like a fucking famous person or fictional character came to my door I'm like this is a cool enough reason to lose it right now better like having a lot of feelings for somebody You prefer dinner first. I have for dinner first. That's fair But like if I'm losing my virginity to a vampire and like that's that's something to talk about I would prefer to not have dinner first.
No absolutely not ruin the man. Yeah, it's kind of a turnoff No, but keep for like keep her like bring you back to the cave to let you share the the blood wine bottle I'll just see in that movie. Oh, he's 28. Okay, then we're fine.
I'm easily meant to be easy. Yeah. He's one of the yeah, okay Yeah, I don't have anything to worry about anything. Yeah, he sure is Ross shows up at your front door and he's really Ross Not David Schwimmer and he's like oh really want you to be your first He's the worst You can come to like you can't talk you into it.
I'd rather fuck the giraffe he plays in the Madagascar Shrimmer that segues into my next question does JP like zoos No, and because he's a wise man that knows that animals are sad in the zoo and he does not support zoos I think you fucking love zoos I think you recognize the drawbacks and it's not as much fun as it was when you're a kid You're not thinking about do these animals really want to be here. Why are they all sleeping all the time? Are they clinically depressed boy? I'm smelling such a potpourri of different animal shit smells all of that having been said look It's fucking giraffe look.
It's fucking gorilla look. It's a fucking crime zebra. Yeah, zoos are cool. I I fucking love zoos But I will say there are shit zoos that shouldn't be on the map.
They're absolutely good zoos like the San Diego Zoo Right, I love I don't so many people in the San Diego Zoo that are crying to be let out I was at the Santa Barbara Zoo and there've been there you love for my birthday two years ago me and all my Comic friends did a bunch of shrooms spent a day at the San Diego Zoo best time I like I just did a show and I just did a run at Madhouse in San Diego And I do jokes about zoos because I love them And if somebody from the San Diego Zoo came up to the show was like you can you have free tickets for life? I have free San Diego zoo tickets for life now good for you the best thing I've ever gotten from this job But yeah, I love it's definitely I love animals and there's definitely a part of my soul that knows as zoos are problematic I do like looking at them all right Jason has lost the lead It is a tie now between Jason and Tully and Billy's on the come up. I feel like I shouldn't even bother asking at this point But does he like unicorns? Yeah, I mean if you like animals and you like mythical warlock shit Yeah, I like unicorn they're great.
I only like unicorns. What's it? I like what they say I like about you What's their notes? They're ridiculous.
They're like the basic big horses. No, they're just I mean this is informed by the fact that my five-year-old daughter loves unicorns Yeah, so maybe you've seen too many is that you're probably just annoying like I don't and I think I was always really tainted by I know This is not rational, but when I was a kid when the Barnum and Bailey Zoo Unveiled a real unicorn and brought it on tour and they did commercials like come see the real unicorn that we found No, I think they they had something that had two horns and from the time it was a baby They just pushed it together and swirled it like soft so it wasn't even a horse It was no, I think it was like some kind of your kind of a weird mountain goat pony thing I don't know I don't think they stuck something on that's but it definitely came out that that animal did not want to have that Unihorn I just think they're super overrated She had right, you know they can make rainbows and run along them to like other places. Now you sound like my daughter They're hard for you to compliment you have a healing powers, uh-huh that's cool. They shit jelly beans and I don't know it's just I don't know.
They're like they're like they're like they're like the animal equivalent of like stickers But if they did she ballad jelly beans that would be cool. That would be rather it's not a poopy It's a jelly bean I think they're my little pony as a dough entertainment phenomenon is that's pretty awesome. Yeah Yeah, it's been around since you were a kid what my little pony Yeah, but it didn't used to be socially acceptable for grown-ups to like it so Jason thinks yes to unicorns I don't think yes, I know yes No, I think I know I'm saying I don't like unicorns all that much. I think I do of course you do Yeah, I mean yeah, yes I think unicorns are kind of like vampires as far as fiction where there's like there's some really fucking gay unicorns and like There's some cool unicorns, but also across the board.
I also think if unicorns existed We don't know but probably not We don't listen to the bottom of the ocean How rainbowing gay was if there was a horse with a porn that was running on rainbows and poop and jelly beans and wings We would all love it. Yeah, we would all be obsessed with that thing. We like platypuses. Yeah They sweat milk and it's true and they got this weird little claw on the back of one foot where they can sue poisonous Ducks bill and they're furry and they swim in the water.
I don't like platypuses Plattices were fictional I bet they'd be poop and jelly beans too. Yeah, so I think I'm just saying I think entertainment has Twisted what is probably a dope animal wait you think that they're actually listed But you know they've done the same things that they might have existed I don't know. I don't like to be sure about anything Like that I like to believe probably not but I like to believe that they might have I think unicorn mythology started based off of somebody Saw like a rhino or something. Yeah, I mean or I don't know it's also a little bit of a deformed horse Yeah, you know, they're one of those little bitches they've done a long bump on a table then story as far as just a horse with a horn It's like that's not that's that's not a really big deal that had one one one antenna thing Yeah, that's for sure out there to form to moose.
I was gonna say they go moose's our horses. Yeah, I mean our walls exist Yeah, which is almost weirder great now. Well, I know yeah, and that's a thing that exists. Yeah, born to fish Yes, I have a tooth to their heads of tooth.
Yeah, that is crazy You don't like unicorn say you don't like your daughter A little too basic I get it my son has a weird haircut right now. I get that I feel about PCP Hmm if you're the kind of guy would take mushrooms and go to the zoo with some friends I'm gonna say you might have doubled with Angel dust really really Michael. You know, he goes mushrooms PCP That's a very short ladder. We jumped hot And PCP is angel does PCP is the same thing.
Yes, okay. I don't know if they haven't they just asked what it is Yeah, I was making sure there any other street names that I would know about just to get you done That's there Unicorn come Angel dust or whatever yeah unicorn come is way better. Yeah, my vote is no they don't like PCP good question though I think they do it. I think you're addicted to PC Would you maybe I've done DMT I don't know I don't have a barometer for what it is We're the craziest thing I've done streams and a little bit of DMT so I don't really know what it would I've never done acid either How is it PCP hallucinogen?
What is it now? Can you superpowers? Okay? Well, you can lift stuff that you can't live you saw the next day for lifting it Okay, well that's you like rip your muscles how long does it last?
It depends how much you do but four or five hours of like Trippin fun if I have some friends together. I think I would do it I don't know but I've had some bad stream trips though, so I'd be a little wary you don't get bad PCP dog. No, it's more You're just real high okay. Okay.
I try it out. I don't but probably for the question. No. Yeah, I wouldn't do it now No, yeah, okay.
Wait, I want you to guess No, oh, yeah, I don't scream PCP You never know with people man way of honestly most of these questions I wrote before I met you and No, no, no, no the zoo was in there I threw out so many like just in the first three minutes of our conversation with you like I wanted to ask what you thought about strip clubs Oh, I think I know the answer. Yeah, I want to ask what you think about Male male female threesomes important. I think I know the answer. Yeah, I want to know what you thought about Harry vaginas I think I know the answer I only see one point in my life I saw I watched Kim Kardashian sex tape and threw up the moment.
I saw Ray D's dick It's not going it's not yeah, well, it's not I guess it's not fun, but you throw up when you saw his dick Yeah, I was yeah, I mean, I don't think so I told him I met Ray Jane. I told him really yeah I told him I was diggip threw up. He was like he laughed. It was pretty cool.
It was pretty big moment for me Doesn't get that a lot. Yeah, I don't think so I thought that's what I want to tell him like oh I'm not I didn't say I was a fan or anything. I just the first thing you said doing yeah, awesome It was the comedy story. I just went up to it Like cuz like I got this happens to you When I was a kid I was at a weird thing with the movie Beetlejuice I really liked him Burton, but I literally got sick in the theater.
I came down with something water No, no, no, I was my body was already in the process of becoming ill and I didn't know that I went to the movie and as I was sitting there It is just kind of a weird vibe I got sick I went there healthy and left sick and it gave me this word sort of Pavlovian aversion to the movie I associated it with sickness. Did you throw up coincidentally when you saw his dick or did his dick make you throw up? I was I was a comedian made a joke. I was younger.
I think it was like in my teens A comedian made a joke that the Kim Kardashian sex tape was really bad in hilarious It's their bad at sex in the way so I was like his bit and I was like, oh, I don't really I never really watched any sex I wonder what I wonder what's so funny about it and I like really having no I was still like in the whole religious cult thing We're having no barometer for what sex really looks like I turned on this video I'm really saw just a terrible video of like a dick getting sucked by Congratational It was just like a shock to my system and I think that just I don't think I was super for him It was just like ah I've never seen anybody else's anything like I never even looked at the picture So it was a big shock that was like my first experience seeing anything I was younger see one all the way from you hadn't been had the experience a lot of us did a like finding the old Playboy on the train tracks and working your way up to see no nothing at all my family's internet was like right Yeah, and then you do have the religious programming. Yeah, it was just like immediately like that and like that It's you know, I've seen stuff now. I've watched movies like you can see Dix without part Yeah, I was in like not long after that I saw one of my beliefs put my phone number on Instagram on Craigslist in a min-seeking min section Oh, wow, there's a camp and I got Thousands of dick pics into my phone while I was at camp. Did they make you vomit?
No, I was like it was pictures So I guess it was just like wow it was a little jarring But the vomiting was just like a shot from like I didn't even know what to expect from me. I'm saying somebody suck a good guy off Not what I want that was funny. I remember the first like Grown up like man like sex dick that I ever saw was I found a dude had taken a picture of his dick with a polar Red camera and then I dropped it or left it on purpose in the parking lot of a Mexican restaurant on my house Yeah, I'm sorry about that. You see you see pull right on the ground your kid.
You have nothing going on in your life Like oh what pictures like oh, it's a good you know what it was immediately. Oh, it's a good man It wasn't like not yours It was not no mine didn't look anything like that at that point and it was not a flattering shot It was like that overexposed super you can't even like I don't I've been taking a picture my penis But I imagine you want to like use that like backwards camera to like see it's with a pole You're just going for it. You're just like yeah No, I know what you're taking no that also, you know that probably means my guess is that it was just taken in the parking lot Oh god, I assume they didn't It was enough of him I could see it in a close. Okay, so he okay, so somewhere else He may just been the dick pick fairy that he took a bunch of those around town and dropped up here there You know think it like fell out of his pocket or something.
I don't know to this day I really don't know what his angle was I don't think it was anything good, but it's specifically what it was I couldn't tell you either situation's funny Either they are the dick pick fairy just like this is just a little bit awake in somebody Yeah, or they're just a person that had one of those it just and that they lost it and then they go like As a kid I assumed it was that I didn't think about like people having weird perversions that they might get off on I'm gonna go home and jerk off thinking about people funny. Yeah at the time I was like oh I lost this treasure picture of his dick That's probably the first time I've ever thought of it that way I've no idea that's was it a good dick nothing about it was good And he didn't have any Swell that was for you Polaroids are a little big for wallets Maybe it was a gay guy that gave it to him and he was gay Yeah, and he forgot it was in his jacket pocket and then when he took his jacket off a fella I mean a lot of possibilities of the journey the stick that went on to get to the front of you Do you like Marvel movies? I say no maybe one or two or okay? This is the toughest question we've had so far Yeah, I know that there's the warlock in the vampire and all that stuff But they're just they are kind of a theme park ride the theme park ride Version of movies, but they're cheesy.
They're soulless your intelligence the imagination when it comes to them exactly You're a discerning viewer and you know that they're just so basic. Uh-huh They like fun. They like fun and they have a lot of spare time. I have puzzling takes a lot of time.
Oh, we shot They try to throw me off. I see it so much time. Fuck it. No, I say it by my yes, okay I totally definitely know definitely know now I think I was kind of young when I was on my team's when like Iron Man came out I'm like MC started and I loved them at the time, but not now not know not as the music is now Yeah, the game is not did you used to like it?
That's right now. It's now suck it Billy. Yeah, Billy you're wrong I Need or Oh Okay, so why don't we just do a couple kind of kind of speed it until we settle this what does the winner get glory? Okay, don't We're gonna stick to many core questions.
They're not gonna be here. Come on. Yeah, we stand on barbecue potato chips. Mm-hmm These are tough michael good questions.
This is these are good question. I'm cute. They like barbecue, but barbecue chips suck They totally suck. Yeah, no, I'm going yes.
Yes. Fuck. All right Listen Yeah We all have that tendency if you like something it's like well should everybody be able to see what's good about this and we hate something Oh, yeah, especially the torture of animals. I know I know I have flaws.
It's gonna be nice to me nice to me Nice to get to know you. Yeah, you see you several times. Yeah, this has been nice. Thanks for having me Thanks for being on the show.
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