Ashley Tisdale & Austin Forsyth?

We're back from a week-long vacation (during which neither of us took an actual vacation) because it's our CIVIC DUTY to tell you about the fact that Ashley Tisdale is promoting the Ryan Reynolds/Jake Gyllenhaal movie LIFE on her Instagram page. Is it brilliant, mesmerizing sponcon? Yes. Was she paid to post it? Questionable. We'll also chat about the gift cards on a Duggar's public wedding registry, Liam and Cheryl's new baby, and RIta's brand spanking new panic room. Who the hell is she hiding from? You've got one guess.