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EPISODE · Apr 29, 2025 · 37 MIN

Ask the Audience: Airline Passenger Pet Peeves

from Two Guys on a Plane · host Two Guys on a Plane

Let's get into the good stuff—and by that, we mean the things that make our eyes twitch and our patience disappear at 35,000 feet. We asked you on Threads, “What’s something people do on planes or in airports that drives you absolutely nuts?” And wow… y’all did not hold back.From people who act like the overhead bins are their personal closets to those who think the aisle is a yoga studio, we’re diving into some of the most hilariously frustrating behaviors that we as flight attendants—and fellow travelers—see all too often. Whether you’re guilty of a few or just want to laugh (and maybe cringe) along with us, this one is packed with ridiculous stories, relatable rants, and a whole lot of side-eye. Buckle up.Watch this episode on YouTube!Episode Highlights:[0:21] Spring break madness, school chants, and flights full of chaos.[2:04] Our wildest recent flights—and yes, the passengers were singing.[4:35] Introducing the “gate lice” and other boarding zone nightmares.[5:50] Pet peeve #1: Backpack bin diggers and aisle blockers.[7:38] Bed-size blankets and full pajama sets… in public.[11:43] “Where’s baggage claim?”—While standing under the sign.[12:32] Airport wanderers with no traffic flow awareness.[16:44] The overhead bin drama: It’s not your bin, folks. [18:11] Liquid confusion at TSA… it’s been 20 years, y’all. [19:40] Phones on speaker, loud FaceTime convos, and the power of the hard stare. [21:26] Aggressive passengers and why being nice actually works. [23:21] Situational awareness: noise-canceling headphones ≠ ignorance pass. [25:40] Why people walking barefoot on planes should not be a thing. [28:15] Nail clipping, polish fumes, and the grossest things we’ve seen. [30:00] Galley yoga and unwanted mid-flight interpretive dance. [31:12] Escalator freeze-ups and people who block moving walkways. [35:00] People leaving trash everywhere—don’t be that person.Text us or leave us a voicemail!Support the show✈Join our official community for exclusive merch, early access, behind-the-scenes footage, and more! As independent podcasters, we rely on audience support to keep our show going. We couldn't do it without you!Join the Galley Gang on Patreon✈Have a funny, wild, or heartwarming travel story from a flight that you’re dying to share with us? Submit your story at the link below and we could feature your story on an upcoming episode of the show!Submit Your 'Galley Gossip' Story✈We love people and we love to travel... no, seriously! Want to join us on one of our upcoming group trips? Check out the link below for current trips!Travel With Us✈This episode was brought to you by StaffTraveler, the #1 non-rev app! If you travel on standby and are looking to make your journey easy and stress-free, check out StaffTraveler for free in the Apple App Store or Google Play Store.Download StaffTraveler

Let's get into the good stuff—and by that, we mean the things that make our eyes twitch and our patience disappear at 35,000 feet. We asked you on Threads, “What’s something people do on planes or in airports that drives you absolutely nuts?” And wow… y’all did not hold back. From people who act like the overhead bins are their personal closets to those who think the aisle is a yoga studio, we’re diving into some of the most hilariously frustrating behaviors that we as flight attendants—and f...

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